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i’m glad i’m not in geometry this year. if i was i fear i’d have Puppet history season 7 flashbacks
#i think this is out of context enough to avoid spoilers#puppet history#the professor#math will never die
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Great episode of Puppet History, terrible time for my gummy to kick in
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the leverage team would have had a games night… once. everyone cheated so much and in such increasingly extreme ways that all mentions of monopoly are banned in their headquarters (this makes talking about marks who monopolize the market very confusing)
#leverage#nate wouldn’t cheat but he’d be by far the most annoying still. like he’d conduct a whole Scheme to win and give a little monologue wheneve#he made a good move and everyone would want to kill him#parker woukd obvs be stealing money & cards and she’d move their pieces and swap their stuff#but also she’d try to use her turn to rob the bank#sophie would use neurolinguistic programming and dominate the board w properties#which somehow parker would literally never land on and that’s incredibly suspicious but none of them really know how she could possibly be#manipulating that fact? it’s logically impossible bc they’re watching her roll the die and move the piece and sophie knows which properties#she owns so it makes no sense. but parker is parker and she simply will not be caught (even by sophie’s properties)#hardison has studied monopoly theory (yes there are math theories on how to play monopoly) and /tries/ to abide by them but again. sophie i#manipulating him and parker is stealing from him (and sometimes oddly enough *for* him. new money ends up in his bank somehow) so it’s hard#so eventually he resorts to cheating like Everyone Fucking Else and does pretty well bc he rlly does know what sets he wants etc.#eliot is genuinely playing normally. no cheating no math stuff no schemes.#but he’s just sitting there fuming the entire time bc they’re all very obviously messing with the game and he Knew this was gonna happen bu#goddamn hardison & parker especially know how to get on his nerves (often purposely)#he calms down by making some snacks and. resorting to also cheating lol.#leverageposting
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Martyn: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect life series#martyn inthelittlewood#martyn itlw#inthelittlewood#trafficblr#life series#traffic life smp#life series smp#traffic life#BAD MATH MENTION!?#never gonna let that die
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My maths teacher told me that I should be coming into maths class during study leave because I’m not doing as well as he wants me to. Brother how many times have I asked to SWITCH CLASSES TO YOUR FACE. HOW MANY TIMES. IM GONE MF YOU’RE NEVER SEEING ME AGAIN.
#maths was horrible#I sat alone in silence every lesson for a year#and all my closest friends in school were sat together in the room next to mine#with a teacher I like#it’s miserable I’m never coming back#I don’t care if I’m not getting a seven I won’t die#**the religious text
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i have to study for my upcoming maths exam (kill me. please. I am 10000% a literature person, not maths.) and pretending to be Tony Stark's kid helping out in the lab is the only thing motivating me to continue. so I made a playlist. so. here. have a gift.
#never rambles#tony stark#MCU#tony stark x reader#tony stark x reader platonic#tony stark x daughter!reader#tony stark x son!reader#playlist#marvel headcanons#imaginary scenarios#I just did two hours of maths revision I want to DIE#Spotify
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I can be normal about Random Crits in TF2.
#team fortress 2#tf2#IhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethem#yeah I'm aware it's a janky 17 year old game#I'm aware Valve is probably never gonna turn em off and that community servers exist BUT#when I randomly crit another player I feel nothing and when I die to one I feel a Zealous rage not seen since the Crusades#Yeah I may be a Spy player. yeah I might have gotten random crit several times in one fucking game when I otherwise would maybe survive#AND how it disproportionately screws over Spy because in order to do his main gimmicks he has to be in melee range#oh yeah and did I mention melees have the ability to have upwards of 60% random crit chance?#Sure when other people insta-kill someone with a melee it's funny but when I. the Spy player. insta kill someone#Rare high moments my pasty white ASS#not to mention how dispraportionately these benefit some classes (demo#look.it's basic math#the lowest crit chance on a ranged weapon is what 6%?#so 1 out of every 20 or so shots will random crit#(don't ask me how this shit works for sustained damage classes like Heavy and Pyro)#most servers are 24 players right?#so if everyone shoots at the same time odds are at least 1 player is going to get a random crit#multiply that by how ever many hundreds of shots are fired over the course of a game and suddenly it isn't so rare#and suddenly those ���rare high moments” aren't so rare any more#not to mention how it benefits classes like demo. soldier. and pyro because of their wide area of effect#jank hit reg makes you miss a stab and now the medic's aware of you? BAM random crit from an Ubersaw#trying to bait an engie away from his sentry you just sapped? BAM Random Crit from a wrench#I think there's a good reason you never see a random triple damage bonus in any other FPS game ever
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feeling like,,,, soon I'm probably gonna become obsessed with evangelion again. the weather forecast says I'm gonna have the evangelion brain disease not too long from now
#mole talks#maybe i should rewatch it. yeah haha that'll make me wanna die#i remember the first time i watched evangelion was actually when i was 14 and was in year 10#had to do some pretty important exams (year 10 is the year before you do gcses so the work you do then feels like a big deal at the time)#i stayed up late watching evangelion and then the next day i went into school only to absolutely flunk my maths exam#i got.. 26% in that exam#my friend was SO pissed off at me when she learnt i spent so much time watching eva instead of studying!!#but this is one of my favourite memories ever for some reason#i've always been bad at maths.. but lately i've actually been kind of okay at it so i dunno what happened?#i didn't pay any attention in maths class last year#but i somehow performed very well on my maths exam last year#and this year i was moved up a maths class because my grade was high#i don't know how that happened? but i almost started liking maths after that#but then. my new classmates in my new maths class are the worst#i have the coolest maths teacher now! but the worst classmates#they talk constantly and never shut up#and i want/ to die. (just kidding i don't wanna die. i love life and living and laughing and et cetera)
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realizing that my warden rook backstory would make her a little older than I’d like to romance lucanis: :(
realizing that my warden rook backstory would make her the PERFECT age to romance emmrich: >:) >:) >:)
#unrelated but did you know that if veilguard takes place in 9:52ish dragon#and you were a servant rescued from chateau d’onterre as a teenager by a warden#and conscripted due to his paranoia of an oncoming blight#you’d be in your mid-to-late 40s by the time the game starts?#:)#(canonically the wardens started sensing the dao blight in 9:25ish and the last entry from chateau d’onterre was in 9:27)#and AHA you may be thinking: if she was a warden during the blight why didn’t she die at ostagar#you FOOL she’s ORLESIAN#anyways I’ve been rolling this character around in my head for the past three months and never did the math until today#BUT a warden trying to come to terms with her inevitable sooner-than-later calling (because she’s been a warden for ~25 years)#romancing THE death and mortality peepaw ohohohoho I am COOKING#dragon age#dav#dragon age: the veilguard#this does put a wrench in my headcanon to have ramesh be like a surrogate father to her in the wardens#and then to get word that he left for his calling while she was away#but we can rebuild that we have both the technology AND the insatiable lust for tragedy!!!!!!!!!!#lucanis you are NOT safe from my mourn watch mage rook#davrin and taash you are on thin fucking ice while I figure out a rook for you
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Speaking of AU babies: I've been thinking a lot about an AU where Ibuki meets Rowan, because Ibuki would adore him- but instead of making it a nice AU where everyone is happy and Ibuki just isn't in the Shishigumi I'm thinking about Louis never leaving the Shishigumi and Rowan being raised in the Black Alley Market.
Now he can have a whole host of new and exciting issues! And they're much worse!!!
#myocs#(haru and legoshi probably die in this au due to melon and riz respectably. oops)#I assumed in this au melon would end up taking over another gang. so louis and him would still have beef#and from that beef... the abomination is born. most of the lions have never seen a fawn before and are killed by cuteness#just imagine ibuki going around town. gun on his right hand. sleepy lil rowan on his left hand#so teeny tiny it fits in his palm#it only becomes a problem when rowan... you know... grows up enough ti understand they're killing and eating herbivores#and he's three quarters herbivore#I imagine the lions probably try to shield him from that a little. but you can only do that for so long#also. are there schools in the black market? I don't think so#we've seen kids there but it's not clear if they live there or just go with their parents#so congrats baby rowan you're getting homeschooled by a bunch of meatheads. hope at least one knows some math#I mean louis at least got a full education mostly so it should be fine I think#although there's also the extra shitty option of louis getting killed at some point#probably by melon. for the extra melodrama#and then melon takes a long look at rowan as a baby and is like#melon: ew it's covered in leopard spots. we should throw it off the roof of the mansion#so the lions kill him obviously. because wtf melon#except now the child has no parents and no connection to his herbivore roots. oops#it's fine! ibuki can totally raise an herbivore. he will absolutely not fuck this up#(he fucks it up big time. rowan watches people being butchered and ends up traumatized in ten different ways)#also this rowan probably sneaks silver vine along with alcohol. so even more substance abuse issues#this is the mother of miserable aus lmao
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I SURVIVED RESEARCH WITH MINOR REVISION WOO business plan next. (I am not good at finances)
#stuffy.talks#math never mathed for me#save me beautiful hardback cover wuthering heights#save me...#lcb heathcliff#catherine lcb#limbus company#should i post my lcb oc here#btw heathcathy are fucking idiots#i will die on that hill
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why can i literally not function at school like i swear i'm trying i just can't focus????
#luc posts#like i take notes but then i get bored and the doodle on the side of my page thst was meant to take 5 seconds took 10 minutes :(#and then im lost and bc im lost i get all fidgety and i keep doodling and then jts just a cycle#if i work for 20 minutes i feel like ive ran a marathon and i have to take a 40 minutes drawing/staring into the distance break#and im gonna fail maths but theres literally nothing i can do no matter what i do I can't focus for over 20 minutes at a time#and then its the end of class and i feel guilty bc oh i didnt do any work :( like i feel bad and i want to fix it but idk whats wrong so ho#can i fix it if i dont know whats wrong with meeeee#ugh#it literally makes me want to cry am i just lazy is that what it is am i literally useless why cant i work#like i was so ahead kf the average grades and i never learnt to study and now ugh i dont know how to function so i just dont#and it doesn't help that my friends are all geniuses#like they complain about their one mark away from full marks and im just like OH MY GOD if i could just focus then i coukd do so well#likr ok i guess i wont mention tjst i failed that test bc yall sre complaining about getting one mark off fukl makrs#likr fuckkkk okay i have so mucb potential why di i waste jt :(((((#i hate school so mucb#i genuinely consider dropping out sometimes like I CANT DO THIS hiw do these peiole di ut how hiw how someone tell me how to function#like these peiole getting top marks withiut eben truijgn and i tyr and i cant fishcis so i fail snd then ufh i want to die#bc its so embarassing i eas like top 10% of the class a few years ago and now i just cant function like how do these peiple do itso#someone explain ot me how oieolem focus and dony get distracted and ginish things kike ugh
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#actually nago and the new dude would go so hard#id die if it happened but itd be so hot#like???#id never recover n id fucking hate the uhh- 'after math' shall we say but uhhhh#god itd be pure bliss
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my soapbox stance of the day is that STEM and ASsH* are two parts of a universal whole in thought and analysis and any scientist who devalues art is an idiot and any artist who vilifies science is also an idiot.
*Arts, Social Sciences, & Humanities. idk of an actual widely-accepted acronym
#YES this includes saying english degrees are useless and ALSO saying math is impossible to understand. it's all bias!#'i'll never use calculus in real life' shut the fuck up and THINK motherfucker#'the curtains were fucking blue' shut the fuck up and THINK motherfucker#yes we all have our strengths and weaknesses and different aptitudes for different subjects. but anyone can learn anything.#and when you learn something that challenges you and your inclinations. guess what. it improves you and the way you think.#skills aren't only about practical applications. the more we as a society dismiss anything we deem impractical the more vulnerable we get.#fundamentally STEM and ASsH are frameworks to learn skills that are practical and vital and the skillsets between the two are different#and BOTH VITAL#mathematical logic and critical analysis do more for me in my every day life than being good with a hammer does.#and i do value being good with a hammer don't get me wrong. it's a solid practical skill. but it's no more important than the skills i've-#-developed from both STEM and ASsH#and i sucked at math and hated it for years. i still can't do calculus because i have a trigonometry-sized education gap. but God i love it#and i love being good at it! not calculus tho i need to learn trig. bc i do *get* calculus but trig always comes up and then i'm fucked.#i have no parallel for this on the ASsH side i was always good at that stuff and always appreciated the skills within it.#but the point is! they're both important! for everyone!! like sure not everyone needs to be perfectly balanced but ong appreciate them!#about to hit post on this and i think maybe i'm glad i'm shadowbanned actually#anyway i'll die on this hill. standing on my soapbox. shouting probably incoherently. beating anti-intellectualism with my hammer.
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someone please save me from the men in my calc class
#they are so. i would die happy if i never had to speak to them again#sania.diary#woman in stem or whatever. i am judging them all soooo bad like wdym u struggle w basic reading comprehension#and yet are going to sit and judge everyone for not being able to do math...like can u read a book and tell me what it was about
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I am 26 years old and ngl guys I've been feeling a lil behind with life rn like im literally just a barista at a coffee shop and its fun and kinda easy (for me, im not working at a large chain, just a local chain) but like idk I kinda want an Adult ™ job with like benefits and weekends off
#is that like impossible?#and god everything is just so expensive#like tbh my ideal salary is like $60k a year I dont want to make fuck loads of money#I just dont wanna worry about life and support myself#idk im kinda debating just going into school again but im like really scared because im smart in the sense that I learn quick and catch on#easily but im not book smart like math and science and shit it confuses and overwhelms me#like I know 26 is young but god I just feel so old and so late to the game#is this my life??? retail and customer service jobs til I die? and its fucking scary because my grandma is like 65 and she's poor and like#she'll never retire she's literally gonna work til she's dead and that's so scary to me man idk#speaking!
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