#matt miazga

[curiousmastermindz]

Update: Matt Miazga Video Goes Viral

[jmd1027sd]

Me, watching the US vs. Panama match last night: I'm sorry to these men (not really), but I don't know them.

Me, seeing Matt Miazga: Wait... I do recognize that piece of shit.

I have never, and will never, root for the USMNT.

That being said... LFG, USWNT!

[mundolatinomedia]

Regresa Matt Miazga, el villano de Estados Unidos ante México - TUDN USA

Regresa Matt Miazga, el villano de Estados Unidos ante México  TUDN USA

[hspn]

New owner in the stands

12th minute:

Me: Great clothes, Boehly. Brother: The best case is that Boehly gets a Rüd awakening today and then gets Rüdi to stay next year. Me: I was just thinking that Rüdi could probably hit him up in the stands with one of his patented 20-yard row Z strikes. Brother: Boehly: Well, I guess we have Matt Miazga.

20th minute:

Brother: Boehly has the hand motion of a guy who wants to pick his nose but knows that he might be on camera. Me: That's the thing about Roman, he knows he can kill people, so he would just be like fuck it. Brother: Boehly's PR person should tell him he should put his legs down so he's not going legs open right in the direction of the camera. I'm guessing this is the last time we see him anyway, he probably will just go back to LA. Me: I'm pretty sure Boehly doesn't have a PR person, because he wouldn't look like that then. Brother: So you are saying there’s an opening?

Ruben Loftus-Cheek’s goal is ruled offside, 41st minute:

Brother: Cannot tell if Boehly just does not understand offsides or had the same reaction we all do to this shit. Me: The other guy didn't seem like he knew what was happening, but they both definitely knew this was the worst.

2nd half:

Me: Bruce Buck looks like he was on a drunken bender last night and just woke up. Brother: Yeah, man, he looks sloppy sitting next to a man who looks sloppy. Me: I hope the deal for the club finally came down to Boehly challenging Buck to a drinking game and he won. Brother: I would bet heavily on Buck winning that. Me: Really? He's old and Boehly looks like he knows about drinking. Now if we were talking Boehly v. Marina, I would bet on her.

A penalty is awarded, 54th minute:

Me: FUCK YES PEN. Oh great, Boehly's picking his teeth. Brother: Oh, Boehly gets his finger in his mouth just as the camera cuts back to him.

Romelu Lukaku converts the pen, 56th minute:

Me: Wow, an owner who knows how to clap. Novel! I like him whistling, too. Ha ha.

59th minute:

Me: That one dude next to Boehly looks like a slightly less creepy Julian Assange. Not a look you want. Brother: He realized on TV that there was an open seat and Boehly was on camera a lot, so he decided to move there to get on TV more. Seems like an Assange move.

Kai Havertz prepares to come on, 91st minute:

Me: I hope Boehly was googling ‘who is Kai Havertz’ and enjoying the results. Brother: Boehly googling Kai Havertz. Me: Ha ha, I thought the same. He's the guy who doesn't give a fuck, we won the Champions League. Brother: I hope he's on HSPN trying to read comments about him.

[addc10]

McKennie, Weah, and Adams realizing Miazga is “married married” gives me life 😂😂

[vandijkonthemic]

usmnt players you should pay attention to

if you haven’t seen “rising” on us soccer’s youtube channel go do it it’s oscar award worthy ok

i see so many people who have a slight interest in usmnt players but don’t anything about them because of lack of news coverage/2018 wcq flop/they play in the mls. we have so many promising new talent that gets slept on it’s sad :’( and they all seem to be close.  so i created a lil post for them.

edit: added one more 

christian pulisic

u already kno

19 from pennsylvania

the prince that was chosen™

everyone’s fav

typically plays on the wings for dortmund

21 senior caps w/ 9 goals a true icon

probably 5″10 we’ll never know

very important for the future of us soccer and we love him for that

weston mckennie

another favorite

19 from texas

midfielder for schalke 04

puli’s bff

4 senior caps, no goals (first cap nov 2017)

timothy weah

had the opportunity to play for france but loved his usynt teammates too much :’)

18 from new york

striker for paris st. germain (psg fans look out for him!!)

his dad is george weah: iconic football legend, also president of liberia.

confident and focused af

always hyping up usmnt teammates 

3 senior caps one goal (first cap 2018)

deandre yedlin

our cute fav

25 from washington

right back for newcastle

currently injured :/

fashion boi

52 whole senior caps wow (first cap 2014)

josh sargent

best ginger to ever play for the us lalas can @ me

18 from missouri 

striker for werden bremen 

currently plays for the b team due to age-related stuff but mans is killing it

3 senior caps one goal (first cap 2018)

matt miazga

has a poland ynt cap but must of came to his senses idk

23 from new jersey

plays for chelsea but is one of the 30+ (lmao) players on loan

just signed a loan deal w/ nantes

first senior club is the new york red bulls

7 senior caps one goal (first cap 2017)

cameron carter-vickers

our british fav

actually not born in the us but we love him anyway

20

was with the spurs academy

curently on loan at ipswich town

5 senior caps no goals (first cap 2017)

tyler adams

our mls fav

dude used to drive miles and miles just to attend the nyrb academy, a dedicated icon

19 from new york

midfielder for new york red bulls (homegrown <3)

6 senior caps no goals (first cap 2017)

bobby wood

our hawaiian fav

been in germany for a long time, playing for various first and second division teams

currently at hannover 96

25

bffs with yeddy

39 senior caps with 12 goals

keaton parks

fun fact: never played for an academy team

also never got a usynt call up

but guess what? bih still made it.

21 from texas

t a l l

been in portugal for a while now, currently plays for benfica

1 senior cap no goals (first cap 2018)

there are loads of other players i wanted to include but i think these guys stand out the most. if you notice most people on this list are super young. their careers are just starting and they have high ambitions for themselves. the 2018 wcq thing was a massive setback but i have hopes for the future of this team :)

[yourfaveanon]

that good ol’ rivalry

[tripleaxeldiaz]

MATT MIAZGA IS FREE FROM CHELSEA LOAN PURGATORY THANK GOD HE’S BEEN STUCK FOR SO LONG

[xtraminute]

Chelsea loanee Matt Miazga with elite levels of sh*thousery last night 😂

[izatrini]

Gioacchini, Soto score 2 goals each as US routs Panama 6-2 - WDIV ClickOnDetroit http://dlvr.it/RlqcKj

[ultragooner89]

[hspn]

Characters welcome

Me: Guess what channel we're on for final Sunday. Hint: At first I was really mad we weren't on the main channel, but the one we're actually on is perfect.

Brother: Hmm. Peacock only?

Me: No, Pulisic better score, because it's on USA USA USA USA USA.

Brother: What actually happens: Matt Miazga comes back and gets a red card.

Me: USA USA USA USA USA?

[addc10]

[journalonline24]

U.S.'s Miazga suspended three matches for fight Matt Miazga has made 18 appearances for the United States. Quinn Harris-USA TODAY Sports United States…

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[mlscup]

USMNT Gold Cup Portraits Part 2