#matthelders

[alexturnertbhc]

fofos demais, cara. 🥹🤏🏻

[musicandotherstuff]

matthelders: No.01

April 11, 2025

[captainwans]

she looks like fun! (smau)

arabella series!

main masterlist!

pairing: alex turner x fem!actress reader

timeline: 2016

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yourinstagram life lately ❤️

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username it was my birthday yesterday and i didn’t see a present that looked like y/n 😔

username THE QUEEN HAS POSTED

username the way i dropped everything i was doing when i saw y/n post

username IM NOT BREATHING TILL SHE REPLIES 😭

yourinstagram honey BREATHE

username OH MY GOD FUCK ME—

iamcindy yeah get in line babes 🙄

username cindy not beating the gay allegations

matthelders ciddy are you an alcoholic?

username matt wtf 😭😭

username i’m dying of laughter

username pls

iamcindy oh so now you care abt me

katiee_cook_ here we go again 🤦🏼‍♀️

username hey matthelders iamcindy y’all should make up or smth!

iamcindy hmm let me think abt it-NO🙅🏼‍♀️

matthelders i’d rather choke on a lego thanks :)

iamcindy why are you typing “:)” you fucking grandpa ever heard of emojis?

matthelders ever heard of minding your own business? :-*

username bahahaha i’m dying over matt and cindy

username help i’m new to the fandom do they actually hate each other though?? 😭

matthelders no ❤️

iamcindy yes ❤️

username well shesh thanks for nothing 😂

breanahelders username they don’t dw, it’s just how they show their love haha

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yourinstagram they’re for sure good of showing it, on my freaking comment section😒

username lmao y/n is fed up

username nobody talking about alex’s hand replacement on the last pic i am so jealous.

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yourinstagram 🎀

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florencepugh thank you for this breath of fresh air 😫

yourinstagram you are so welcome baby ☺️

username imagine being called baby oh my god i know flo is going feral

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username needing this rn in a time of crisis

username she’s so fine bro

username frl frlll

katiee_cook_ you sexy woman! 😍

iamcindy spare some beauty for the rest of us!

breanahelders finest babe 💗

elizabetholsenofficial i talked to alex, weddings tomorrow don’t be late 😌

yourinstagram i’ll be there, wifey 🥰👰🏻‍♀️

username y/n: a national treasure

username i just know alex thanks god multiple times a day for her 😫😍

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username i looked at myself and sighed

yourinstagram oh honey YOU are gorgeous! 💖🌸💘😍✨

username oh my god??!! the queen replied!!!!

username you are so gorgeous 😍 you look like an angel! 👼💗

yourinstagram thank you so much 🥹❤️

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yourinstagram thankful for all of the women in my life 💖 to be seen, loved, cherished and appreciated. so so so grateful 🥹💘🌸🎀🩷

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username i don’t even know which one i want more

username so many hot people

katiee_cook_ thankful for you beautiful 💕

breanahelders love you girlie ❤️

elizabetholsenofficial 💘💘💘

robertdowneyjr what about the boys’ speech?

markruffalo you forgot about us ☹️

chrishemsworth i’m disappointed in you y/n

yourinstagram y’all are so dramatic 🙄

username pls and they say girls are drama queens

username that’s such a rdj thing to say pls- 😭

mileskane i agree with downey why isn’t there a post about us 😒

iamcindy and why would she post about you?

username OH MY GOD CINDY

username the roast i’m cackling so loud

matthelders y’all are having too much margaritas

yourinstagram there’s not such thing as too many margaritas! 🍸😌✨

username THIS IS GIRLHOOD 🎀

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username who are they?? the second pic to the right??

username mother, mother & mother.

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username praying for all of us to find people that feels like this! ❤️

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[mrschwartz]

matthelders: Fragile // Leica M11

[alexturner2005]

matthelders: Reflection Part 4 // Leica M11

[purfectstormzz]

Baby I’m Yours | Alex Turner x reader (social media au)

Summary: in which we see how their relationship evolves over the years.

Pairing: Alex Turner x fem!reader

A/n: i just wanted to express my love for this guy by making a fic about him :)

Masterlist

Instagram.com

2010

Y/nY/l/n

Liked by MattHelders, JamieCook and 530000 others

Y/nY/l/n: Happiest birthday to the bestest friend I could’ve wished for. I love you Alexander..

Comments:

ArcticMonkeysfan1: Happy birthday Alex! Also Y/n and Alex are literally the cutest couple ever!

> AlexTurnerfan22: they’re together? I thought they were just friends.

> ArcticMonkeysfan1: They’ve been together since they were teenagers I think.

MattHelders: We need to get him on Instagram

> Y/nY/l/n: I’ve been trying for the past few months but he just doesn’t want to.

2011

Y/nTurner

Liked by MattHelders, NickO’malley and 67000 others

Y/nTurner: Mr and Mrs Turner❤️💍

Comments have been limited:

MattHelders: Congrats!

NickO’malley: Congrats you 2!

JamieCook: Congrats Mr and Mrs Turner!!

2013

Y/nTurner

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Y/nTurner: We are so excited to tell you about our little family. On 4 June 2013 we were blessed with the birth of our baby boy. August Matthew Turner. We’re more than happy and words can’t explain how grateful we are for our little boy. We’re going to take a little break from everything to just spend some time with our little boy❤️

-Alex and Y/n

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2014

Y/nTurner

Liked by MattHelders, ArcticMonkeysfan1 and 768000 others

Y/nTurner: Always fun to see the husband in action!

Comments:

AlexTurnerfan22: the second picture!!! Gosh you’re a lucky woman y/n!

JamieCook: always lovely to have you at our shows y/n.

ArcticMonkeysfan1: gosh this was such a good concert! I loved it!!

GhostCookie6: Petition for Alex to get social media…

2015

Y/nTurner

Liked by JamieCook, ArcticMonkeys and 985000 others

Y/nTurner: Our little family couldn’t be more perfect. On 13 April 2015 we were once again blessed with another perfect little boy. Elijah Miles Turner. We’re so happy and very excited to make so much memories with our little boys. We’re once again so grateful for this. We are taking a little break once again to spend time with our little boys.❤️

-Alex and Y/n

2018

Y/nTurner

Liked by MattHelders, MilesKane and 648000 others

Y/nTurner: Happiest birthday to the love of my life, the father of my children, the man that I want to spend the rest of my life with. I love you Alex.

Comments:

MattHelders: Happy birthday 🥳

ArcticMonkeysfan1: “the love of my life” I love them so much!

>AlexTurnerfan22: they’re the best couple ever!

MilesKane: Happy birthday Al!!!

2020

Y/nTurner

Liked by MattHelders, AlexTurner and 879000 others

Y/nTurner: @MattHelders he’s coming for your spot!

Comments:

MattHelders: Well he learned it from the very best😌

> Y/nTurner: He loves getting lessons from uncle Matt.

ArcticMonkeysfan1: The fact that their kids call the rest of the band uncles is so cute 🥰

AlexTurner: ❤️

> AlexTurnerfan22: OMG he has Instagram!!!!

> ArcticMonkeysfan133: They finally convinced him.

2023

Y/nTurner

Liked by AlexTurner, Bobbyskeetz and 768000 others

Y/nTurner: 20 years ago Alex and I started dating. So many people told us that it wouldn’t last because it was just teenage love. But 20 years, 2 kids and 12 years of marriage later we’re still going strong. There’s no one else I would rather spend my nights with than you. Happy anniversary Alex. I love you❤️

Comments:

AlexTurner: Happy anniversary baby. I love you❤️❤️

ArcticMonkeysfan1: They’re my favourite couple ever!!!

Yellamo23: My parents!!!

MattHelders: Happy anniversary😊

[blair-s-world]

Alex Turner x Y/n SMAU

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Part 1 Masterlist

Your username: the day when you stole my heart v. the day it’s still w you

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Turnerans: 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Monkeyysss: 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Matthelders: something in your magnetism changed our boy, he still broody tho.

Your username: @ matthelders, he still dumb.

JamieCook: he still stutters.

Nickomall: he still sleeps with that bedroom light on.

Mileskane: so, we are gonna roast Al in here because he can’t defend himself?

Turnerfans555: lolol

Your username: A little bit of this & a little bit of that.

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Arcticmonkeysrrtttt: He knows how to throw a show

Yourbestfriend: when are we drinking?

Your username replied: tonight?

Mileskane replied: can I come?

Yourbestfriend: Noh.

Yournameloveme: she’s living our dream life

Monkfyscurtainonthee: miracle aligner ⚡️

[theageoftheunderstatement]

mrsimonharper: "Cunning!" laughed birthday boy Alex Turner as he casually mocked yet another question put to him while I attempted to interview him and @matthelders one grey day in Southampton way back in early 2007. They'd just put the finishing touches to their 2nd album, Favourite Worst Nightmare, and having heard an advance copy, I was probing them for details into this latest chapter of their very unique phenomenon. They'd exploded into public consciousness at the tail end of 2005 when their debut single I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor shot to No.1, but as a group remained incredibly detached from their success, and especially the rigmaroles involved with promoting their music, and so interviews with them could be tough. I consider Alex Turner one of the greatest lyricists this country has ever produced - certainly from the last 15 years - but despite his way with words, in conversation he's notoriously brief, reliant on the banter of his band mates, and never short on sarcasm. This would be the first of three interviews I'd conduct with the group - next was in London in '09, then again in '10 in Frankfurt, where after that night's gig we engaged in a long drunken chat where I remember enlightening him on the virtues of Gram Parsons. Anyway, his retort was at my suggestion that his lyrics tend to cunningly deflect the notion that they're about him personally. Does it get boring talking about his lyrics, I asked? "It can be sometimes," he said. "Not boring, just quite challenging sometimes." Because he doesn't always know what they mean? "No, because like I think I probably did but it's almost like that much happens and stuff and you sort of do other songs and then you're like, 'Wait a minute...' and then it just sounds like you're lying." How personal can he get in his lyrics, I wondered. Would he write about things he wouldn't normally tell other people? "Yeah, definitely," he said, "probably cos you can get away with it." And he does, very well! Happy birthday Alex!

[shit-talk-turner]

It’s covered by cotton candy or sunglasses, not her whole face. This kind of thing is between her parents, guys /

Here Amelia's face is quite visible:

https://instagram.com/stories/matthelders/3186301163480859539?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Here instead he decided to cover her face with a stupid emoji:

https://instagram.com/stories/matthelders/3186301786150465907?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Ok, let them do what they want but I find it ridiculous given that everyone has seen Amelia's face by now

again, this is a parenting choice that we are not going to weigh in on. This is a blog to gossip about adults; it doesn’t extend to gossiping about their parenting choices for their children.

[musicandotherstuff]

matthelders: No.02

April 12, 2025

[captainwans]

she looks absolutely gorgeous…and he’s there! (smau)

arabella series!

masterlist!

pairing: alex turner x fem! actress reader

summary: the media and fans are taking a liking to y/n being apart of alex’s life, but there’s also a downside when your relationship gets public and having to deal with haters and nasty comments.

timeline: 2014

note: this format / layout is heavily inspired by my love @ithinkimokeei 🩶

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yourinstagram a little breakie 🍸✨ (feat. cindy’s legs)

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username she’s so fine bro

username ok but let’s talk about the dress 😍

username i would bark for her if she asked me 🐕

elizabetholsenofficial cindy those LEGS 😩

iamcindy damn liz i’m taken 😪

username lmao cindy

username she’s so real tho

username how many letters in y/n y/l/n

username gorgeous woman ❤️

username she’s literally so wife hello??

mileskane why did you tag cindy and not me 🙄 i took those photos 😒

iamcindy bc i’m her best friend and she prioritizes me before anyone else duh

mileskane oh really? she didn’t say that last night

matthelders i can already smell a fight coming through mileskane iamcindy

iamcindy yourinstagram you cheater

mileskane iamcindy *you’re a cheater wtf 😭

yourinstagram what i can’t have both of you as my besties? 🙃

iamcindy no ❤️

mileskane no ❤️

 ㅤ yourinstagram just tagged mileskane in her photo

mileskane thank you love 😘

username the heart im dead 😭😭

username NOT THE HEART IM—

username istg her comment section is like watching an episode of the office

username i love mindy!! fav couple

iamcindy ew they have a ship name for us mileskane see what you did idiot

mileskane i didn’t even do anything???

username it’s so funny how they interact like they haven’t been together for 7 years pls

username this is so funny im crying

username cindy 😭😭😭😂😂

breanahelders you two need to log off insta and touch some grass or smth

katiee_cook_ leave y/ns comment section iamcindy and mileskane

iamcindy ok mom and dad 🙄🙄

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yourinstagram about last night 🖤 🚬#leedsfestival2014 arcticmonkeys

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username y/n y/l/n is so arctic monkeys coded

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username you can’t see it but i’m the smoke

username katie is so pretty oh my godd

elizabetholsenofficial how did you manage to make time to fly to leeds i’m here stuck inside my trailer 😭

yourinstagram i didn’t really plan on going lol i acted on impulse

robertdowneyjr breaking the rules y/n? 👀

cobiesmulders ^ bc you missed your man just say that y/n 😉

yourinstagram cobiesmulders yes that’s true 😩

yourinstagram pls don’t tell joss robertdowneyjr

username she got her prioritizes straight i mean if alex was my man i would do the same

marvel i’m snitching.

yourinstagram marvel which side are you on? 🙄

username NOT MARVEL COMMENTING

username breana looks so fine 🥵

mileskane you’re gonna give alex a heart attack if you keep showing up unannounced

yourinstagram i already did when he saw me in the crowd 😘

iamcindy memorable i actually got that on camera you should’ve seen his face what a fucking simp <3

yourfriend ^! went from 😲😯 to 😄😉😘

username yourfriend and what a coincidence when he was just about to sing arabella

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username i remember that omg it was so cute!! and the camera even showed y/ns reaction in the crowd

username pls they’re so in love it makes me cry i want what they have 😩😩

username the first pic is doing smth to me 😩

username y/n you will always be famous

breanahelders best night ever ❤️

katiee_cook_ j unforgettable 😍

iamcindy had the best night ever babe 😙

yourinstagram breanahelders katiee_cook_ iamcindy my girls 💕💘💖

yoursister i need some context on the last picture are y’all okay?

katiee_cook_ there was a bunch of paps outside and wanted a picture and y/n being y/n decided to pose by leaning against the window upside down

breanahelders you can literally see alex having a stroke while holding her for dear life 😂

username help- why did jamie pull out his guitar 😭😭

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yourinstagram fashion week never disappoints ✨

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username forget alex i want HER 😩

username i love her new stylist!! the outfits fits her perfectly compared to her last stylist

username the woman you are y/n 🔥😍

iamcindy hey hottie ;)

mileskane you’re married remember :)

iamcindy you’re such a cockblocker🖕🏻

username not me always scrolling into y/ns comment section to see a mindy interaction

alexachung looking STUNNING my love ❤️

yourinstagram thank you beautiful 😘

username did i just miss a chapter?

username um that’s not—

username i didn’t know they were friends??

username i don’t think so they have briefly interacted on fashion shows and they were seen taking pictures and sitting beside each other

username that must be so awkward for alex having your gf and your ex sitting beside each other yikes

username username right they looked like they didn’t wanna sit beside each other did you see y/n’s face

username username even if they are that’s none of your business leave alex out of this

username i don’t see y/n and alex’s relationship to last long he’s clearly still in love with alexa and it’s just embarrassing for y/n really

username i miss alexa and alex they were a better couple and y/n is just using him for more fame and attention that whore

username y’all love to pit women against each other and change the narrative! first of all if you were at the fashion show you know that they weren’t sitting beside each other. it was literally two people sitting between them so they didn’t even interact at all (1)

username (2) and second of all mind you that they were grouped together and shared their interest with the designer which is why they took pictures. they looked pretty happy and smiley to me!

pinned comment 📌 yourinstagram the amount of hate in the comments makes me want to puke. if you don’t have anything nice to say keep it to yourself and spread the negative energy elsewhere. ❤️

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iamcindy babe you’re too chill about this if i were you i would send hate letters to every single person.

username shajsjsj cindy

username i’m actually so scared of her i’m not even joking 😭

username i know not to mess with her damn

[jamieroxxartist]

👉 One of my Fave Videos from Arctic Monkeys. It is Brilliant!!!

Happy Birthday. Today, May 7, 1986 – #MattHelders, English drummer ( #ArcticMonkeys ) was born.

[annasfantasies]

Helloo, i totally LOVE your writings, sooo, I was wondering if you could post a instagram smau of alex, just like the one you did of drew, yk

(english is also not my first english so sorry for bad english 😔

Rockstar’s girlfriend

/Smau, AM!Alex Turner x fem!reader

masterlist

ENGLISH ISN’T MY FIRST LANGUAGE

yourusername

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yourusername night out with the group

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user1 KIDS WAKE UP MOTHER POSTED

user2 she makes me question my sexuality

user3 @/user2 same

user4 i dont know if I wanna be her or Alex

user5 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE SEVENTH PIC⁉️

user1 @/user5 I KNOW RIGHT

user6 @/user5 his handddd😫

user7 @/user5 the way he is holding her😍

user8 @/user5 I’m jealous (of him)

user7 Jamie cook is underrated

katiee_cook_ already missing you 💔

yourusername @/katiee_cook_ love u❤️

matthelders @/yourusername poor Jamie and Al

yourusername @/matthelders they can handle it

user8 HE IS SO HANDSOME I CANT

user9 @/user8 when will I have my own Al

user8 she is so rockstar’s gf

yourusername

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yourusername life lately (why is it mostly Al😂)

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user1 they are so cute I can’t

user2 THE 8TH PIS HELLO

user1 @/user2 the jawline😆

user3 I’m convinced she is the muse for ‘you’re so dark’ just bc of the sixth photo

user4 @/user3 yeah same

user5 Alex I want roses too, thx❤️

user6 picnic date? They are so cute, I love my parents

user7 she won in life

user8 she is such a bookworm, nerd

yourbestfriend THE 6TH PHOTO?!!! MY WIFEE

yourusername @/yourbestfriend you’re acting as if I didnt ask you if I should post it

yourbestfriend @/yourusername 🙄🙄

user9 she is so obsessed with him

user4 @/user9 aren’t we all??

yourusername

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yourusername Happy Birthday to my favourite person in the universe🥳 We’ve known each other since childhood and I can’t even explain in words how fcking proud I am for who you’ve became and what you’ve accomplished, I’ll always support you no matter what❤️💋���� I love you my Prince Charming 😍😆

(And yes I had to sneak at least one photo of me in, I like the fit)

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user1 I’m crying and jealous

user2 I hope I will find someone like her in the future, someone who will love as much as she loves him :((

user1 @/user2 I can be your Alex if you’re my y/n😏

matthelders you’re making me sick with this love things (wish him happy bday for me thanks)

yourusername @/matthelders f you, you’re just jealous I took him from you😝 (no❤️)

user3 @/matthelders HELP MATT IS JEALOUS

matthelders @/yourusername 🖕🖕

user4 I don’t know which pic is my favourite

user5 my favourite couple❤️

katiee_cook_ cutie and an old man

user5 @/katiee_cook_ OLD MAN I CANT😂🤣🤣🤣

yourusername @/katiee_cook_ he’s not that old (you’re cuter)

user3 @/katiee_cook_ I love this woman

user6 another post and another flowers from him? Girl is getting spoiled😌

user7 @/user6 if I were her bf I would get her bouquet every morning

user8 the seventh photo😍 my parents

user2 @/user8 hello sibling

user8 @/user2 hi sis👋

user9 HIS HAND IN THE LAST PICTURE‼️

user4 @/user9 the veins😏😩

user6 @/user9 it’s a necklace actually

user1 @/user6 you guys are getting freaky😟

yourusername

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yourusername soo we are family of 3 now.. his name is Bobo❤️

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user1 A KITTEN?!!!

user2 WHAT DO YOU MEAN FAMILY⁉️

user3 @/user2 well don’t be so surprised I’m literally their child soo

user3 he is so cute😍

user4 Hii Bobo!👋

user5 that’s such a cute name :((

user6 THE SECOUND PICTURE !! ALEX IN SWEATPANTS AHHHH

user4 @/user6 OMG I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE

user8 @/user6 the fact she sees him like that every day hurts my soul

user8 his little smile in the last photo🥺

katiee_cook_ when will you introduce me to him??

yourusername @/katiee_cook_ soon auntie Kate😘

user2 @/yourusername AUNTIE KATE OMGG

user6 @/user2 WHAT IF SHE IS PREGNANT

user9 he’s gonna be like his father, a musician🥰

ALL CREDITS GO TO THE AUTHORS OF THE PICTURES

A/N: hiii loves, hope you missed me😘😜 thanks for the request and sorry for not posting it sooner, I hope it’s like you wanted it🫶 also when I finished it a noticed you didn’t write what Alex you but I guess you meant mr turner since I post about him.

Don’t forget to reblog, like and follow‼️

[ottersoverpengwings]

To be honest , TBH+C is the epitome of liminal space/backrooms.

[neptvnes-melody]

Fuck being the rockstar’s gf man, I wanna be the rockstar. 

[fir3s1d3]

sorry for inactivity! i was planning on postin photos from every show but i kinda gave up. sooo heres some screenshots from the body paint music video. im in love.