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We aren’t talking enough about how Max fucking went in for the wholly unnecessary RUTHLESS KILL on Charles in the run to turn 1 during the sprint.
Max really looked at that tractor SF-23 with zero front end and zero setup window that eats tires like a trash compactor and on top of that has crap ass race pace and said NAH STFU CHARLES IS MY RIVAL and went full send on his ass like it was Val d’Argenton 2012 out there and legit tried to punt him across the border into Mexico.
Max, darling, in what delulu reality was Charles ever a threat to your win today? 🤭 Max: he IS and always will be - 😤
#lestappen#sprint race#us gp 2023#the man went at charles like his entire championship was on the line in that run to turn 1#MAX PLEASE#no one takes the sf-23 seriously except you when it’s charles behind the wheel#elle.txt#p.s. tongue in cheek do not take seriously#in case that was not obvious enough#this ain’t a serious commentary on wheel to wheel
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“ just an inchident.”
#i’m wheezing#max please#lestappen#las vegas gp 2023#3316#f1 fandom#f1#formula 1#formule 1#max verstappen#charles leclerc
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He’s literally my babygirl but..
#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#I understand he’s a generational talent#he’s the next GOAT#but please. give my boys a chance.#ill stop manifesting when it stops WORKING#max please#still manifesting a max dnf#max dnf please please please#Max I know ur bored. this could be fun.#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1blr#charles leclerc#f1 red bull#max verstappen#red bull racing#lewis hamilton#carlos sainz#oscar piastri podium#australia gp 2024#f1 memes#formula one memes#formula 1 memes
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6.5 SECONDS????? LOCK UP???? WHAT IS HAPPENING MAX 😭😭😭😭
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I'm gonna fucking throw up FUCK I hate mclaren oh my goddd.
#nep.txt#literally gonna tear my eyes out#MAX PLEASE#In Sha Allah he overtakes them by some miracle in that shit ass drink car#f1#formula 1#formula one#anti mclaren#australia gp 2025
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Max Verstappen being a united fan has thoroughly disappointed me
#no one tell Virgil#MAX PLEASE#WHAT ABOUT HUSBAND VIRGIL#I SAW YOU WEAR HIS GAME-WORN DUTCH JERSEY#MAX PLEASEED#YOU DID A HEINEKIN AD WITH THAT MAN#HES IN YOUR DOCUMENTARY#That 3-0 smashing is what he gets for being a man u fan 😓
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after doing homework the entire day because midterms are coming up, I've decided to randomly turn on sports channel on tv and wdym max p1???? is this reality???? or am I hallucinating???? am I delirious???? or is this really happening????
#max please#PLEASE I NEED YOU TO WIN THIS#i need you to shut lando's stupid ass UPPP#formula 1#crys' f1 stuff
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THIS IS AWFUL
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Max is like "fuck you all."
And he should!
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max verstappen VS going one race weekend without talking about retiring
FIGHT‼️
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Maybe not a Max dnf… I’ll literally accept him getting out in Q1 like PLEASE. Just give my boys a CHANCE

#yes this is about a piastri podium#i’m desperate#max PLEASE#king I know you’re bored… spice it up 🤭#even if he wins idc just at least give him a CHALLENGE#it’s ok I just want orange and red on that podium#Carlos and Oscar podium is a NEED#f1#formula 1#formula one#f1blr#charles leclerc#f1 red bull#max verstappen#red bull racing#carlos sainz#australia gp 2024#oscar piastri podium#oscar piastri f1#oscar piastri
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Am I allowed to think crazy things about this?

Like… idk… Kelly’s tan?? Max just purely sunburn??
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10 seconds gap = 10 seconds until i fucking kill myself
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