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I forgo about tumblur srry guys
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have to repost this since the op edited the og post but. max and johnny coded interaction. i am not elabing. good day .
#johnny jhonny#max puckett#paranatural#pnat#johnnyposting#maxposting#logs onto this account to make a stupid post. logs off#i PROMISE i'll reread pnat work is just kicking my ass rn. all i have time for is to make silly post and sleep .#i dont even have time to draw. i feel like a tiger with no meatfilled pumpkin in my enclosure. help me.#i have tomorrow off though so i'll speedrun through some of pnat then ok? love u bye
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Reason I'm Literally Him
Bite
Nosy
Saw a gay german guy once
Tall brunet husband
Unqualified to run for POTUS
Will run for POTUS
Kickable
Potbelly
Currently Nude
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My main hoe might be dead but
; my pocket full of money
; my lungs full of thc
; my swagger MAXXED out
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👓Eugh. My sister and her girlfriend are the worst.
👓Please tell me I'm not gonna start drooling over girls like they do when I become a teenager.
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welcome to internet's hell!!! 🦭🎂🎉
HEHE THANK U TRIXIE i luv internet hell this is my home. i sleep in the dungeons of the damned and the screams of the scourned send me to sleep :3
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I haven't posted a more recent photo of my cat yet, so here's some pics of him!!! :D


He's cleaning himself; I think he scratched at my bedroom doorframe just to make me watch him clean himself in the hallway at like...2 something in the morning
(it's like the "I've hired this cat to stare at you" meme but in reverse, lol)
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Max has a surgery skill of 13, which is almost expert level in GURPS terms! So yes! Though, he doesn't have a medical license.
very important question
Could be your top surgery, could be someone elses, that's entirely up to you
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being little is scary sometimes.....
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hey guys don't tell anyone but i'm in love with max and i lowkeywanna spend the rest of my life with him he's very handsome and silly and he makes me laugh (so i have to limit my talking to him while i'm sick because laughing hurts and makes me cough 😞) and top of that he's just the cutest boy in the whole world don't tell him though it's a secret im going back to sleep lizzy out also here's his peeny

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who up toasting they pinker?
who up kaying they ess
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👓Sooo... May gossip. Spill. I know you anonymus internet users know things.
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ik that max making theatre references when killing ruth in the theatre (i absolutely lost it at him plunging the theatre into darkness then yelling "FIND YOUR LIGHT!") is just a side effect of being a character in a musical (and therefore being written, directed, and acted by theatre nerds) however i choose to believe he's a closet theatre kid because it's funnier that way
#iirc he also made a joke abt upstaging her whilst standing upstage from her. iconic#and the quipping abt previews n shit??? girly is a closet theatre kid idc#sorry for maxposting it will happen again#og#npmd spoilers#nerdy prudes spoilers#nerdy prudes must die spoilers#npmd#nerdy prudes#nerdy prudes must die#max jagerman#max jägerman#horror tag#fav
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enamoured by your grainy and blurry maxposting. cat
OH. oh MY GOD.
FANART. OF MY BELOVED MOST ADORABLE CAT MAX????? on MY Tumblr BLOG????? WHATY
this is so freaking BEAUTIFUL bro oml... i could eat this and print it 500 times (if i had a working printer in the 1st place)
THANK YOU!!!!!!! this is the best new years day present EVER :,D my angel,,,, bab y,,:3 4 ever
#flowerposting#flowerasksandanswers#maxposting#for a second i was scared that the image would be one of those dumb weed plugs again but NO!!#cat be upon ye....#THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN!!#also u can thank my motorola g pure phone 4 the swag cat pics. teehee :333
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Look who arrived today!!
#i gave him a wash and now he smells so fresh and clean!#and i suspect that the wash will help me feel more comfortable with his fur texture#hes a lovely boy!! just a bit goofed up on the nose#but nobodys perfect!#rowlf#rowlf the dog#plushie#stuffed animal#stuffie#the muppets#muppets#muppet#photo#mine!#maxpost
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Slight TW: Scars, cuts
19% vro
(Also deer Hb grooming hp like a fawn :3)
#phighting#phighting!#art#roblox#drawing#roblox phighting#phighting art#phighting oc#phighting roblox#phighting ocs#heartbreaker#healthpotion#Nyx’s Oc Tag#i wnna sleep#im procrastinating#might maxpost in my free weeks containing pizza and heartbreaker especially#Ph OC: HeartBreaker#Ph OC: HealthPotion
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