#hes a lovely boy!! just a bit goofed up on the nose

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Look who arrived today!!

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Hi!! I absolutely LOVE your writing, you do such an amazing job!! I was wondering, if you have the time and are taking requests, could you do how each character cuddles with MC? Can be platonic or romantic, and I was wondering if you could also add professors. Thank you so much, I hope it's not to much to ask!! Have a great day/night!!❤️

A/N: romantic cuddling for the friends, platonic cuddle/hugs for the professors :3

HLC CUDDLE HEADCANNONS

SEBASTIAN SALLOW: This boy is a snake. Full body wrapped around MC like a python. He won't let go easily, either. But he's warm and gives many kisses, so the entrapment is worth it.

OMINIS GAUNT: Physical touch has rarely led to good things in his life so MC will need to be patient with him. Once their relationship is to the point that he feels safe with them, he cuddles with his hands constantly mapping their body. He will have every part of them committed to memory.

ANNE SALLOW: She likes laying on top of them with her face on their chest. She finds their heartbeat soothing. She also likes hearing it speed up when she's feeling cheeky.

IMELDA REYES: Physical touch isn't one of her love languages, so she doesn't go out of her way to cuddle them. She doesn't reject it, She finds MC's affection cute, but she'll be reading or messing with her wand while she lays there with MC attached.

NATSAI ONAI: She is the big spoon. She must protecc. She whispers all sorts of sweet nothing's while she's holding them and gives little neck kisses.

GARRETH WEASLEY: Cuddling him is dangerous because MC never knows what he'll do. This goof can't help but make MC laugh. He loves hearing it. He'll boop their nose, lick their face, even tickle them for a reaction.

LEANDER PREWETT: Long boi with long limbs. MC is tangled in him with little hope of getting away. He has quite the wingspan, so even if MC is on the other side of the bed, he can just casually reach over and yoink them to his side.

AMIT THAKKAR: Hope MC likes his voice, cause he's a talker. MC is his captive audience and he will go on and on and ON about just about anything. Mostly astronomical topics, but he goes off on tangents.

EVERETT CLOPTON: He's the little spoon. Doesn't matter how tall MC is compared to him. They could be the longest mfer or just a little backpack, he loves them either way. He feels held.

POPPY SWEETING: Smol. Turns into a ball like a little hedgehog. Might get lost in the cushions or blankets, so hold tight. Also a bit of a squirmer, sometimes struggles to get comfortable. She'll settle down eventually.

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ELEAZAR FIG: Dad. Hugs. Like, sit on the couch under his arm, dad hugs. Warm and comforting and loving. MC will likely fall asleep.

MATILDA WEASLEY: She's not too much of a hugger, but she won't deny one if MC asks. They'll be short but comforting.

CHIYO KOGAWA: She's not much of a hugger but if MC really needs one, she'll oblige. Might be a bit awkward, but she means well.

AESOP SHARP: MC will have to be strategic. First, gain his trust. That's the hard part. Second, catch him in a good mood. Third, MC must ask ONLY when no one else is around. His affection is very private. Fourth, (optional step) liquid luck.

ABRAHAM RONEN: Favorite Uncle vibes. Playful bear hugs that crush ribs and pick MC up off their feet. Best hugs for when MC needs a laugh.

MIRABEL GARLICK: Very much a hugger. MC can hold her as long as they need to. Let all their worries and stress melt away in her genuine embrace.

MUDIWA ONAI: She gives the best Mom hugs MC could ever experience. She'll go so far as to hug MC in her lap and rock them like a child, even if MC is tall.

BAI HOWIN: If MC needs affection, she suggests they seek out mooncalves or puffskiens.

DINAH HECAT: She is more affectionate than she lets on. If MC is stressed and needs a hug, she offers one without prompting.

CUTHBERT BINNS: He's a ghost. Move along.

SATYAVATI SHAH: She's not an affectionate person. MC will get more warmth from a glacier.

PHINEAS NIGELLUS BLACK: If MC knows what's good for them, they won't touch him. Ever.

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Author’s Note: I have nothing to say for myself. The Jummy has been making me feral for the last few days and I had to cleanse myself somehow… so I figured writing smut was the best method for that. (It makes sense to me, don’t worry about it) It starts out a little angsty with Jake being insecure, but don’t worry bc it heats up VERY quickly. As always, sorry for any typos. Also this is probably my most favorite thing that I've ever written so I hope you guys enjoy.

Content Warnings: body insecurity, body worship, a little bit of cockwarming if you squint, unprotected sex, p in v sex, 18+ MINORS DNI 

Word Count: 3593

Preview: 

“You’re fucking solid, Jake. Powerful. You fuck me so hard. You think someone built like him could fuck me the way you do?” You shake your head. “Wouldn’t even come close. No one can fuck me the way I need it besides you.” 

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Admittedly, it had taken you a little while to realize that something was off with Jake – far longer than it should have, given how long the two of you have been together. But, in your defense, Jake Kiszka is a master at hiding when something is wrong. 

The first warning sign had been a few weeks ago when Jake had declined going out to his favorite steak restaurant, claiming that he was too tired and that he’d had a late lunch anyway so he wasn’t super hungry. You’d been doubtful, but the two of you stayed in for the night and Jake had distracted you beyond the point of awareness of anything other than his tongue and fingers. He'd fucked you slow and deep that night and needless to say, you’d quickly forgotten about it.

The second came during a dinner with him and his brothers. You, Jake, Sam, Josh, and Josh’s partner had gone out to a local Thai place that all of you loved. You all frequented it regularly and got the exact same dishes every time – which is why you had been confused when Jake ordered something else. You’d looked at him in shock, as did everyone else at the table, but he’d simply shrugged and said that he wanted to try something new. When the food had arrived, you couldn’t help but notice that the dish was much smaller than the one he usually got, but he seemed to enjoy it so you didn’t say anything. Again, you’d allowed yourself to forget about it. 

The third warning (and arguably the most obvious one) happened just two weeks later on an impromptu lake house trip that you all went on. Deciding to enjoy the last bit of time that they had until tours started again, Danny had suggested that you all spend the weekend swimming and hiking at the lake, just like you all used to do when you were younger. It had been a wonderful weekend, and you almost didn’t notice that anything was wrong… almost. 

The first day there had been spent hiking and goofing around inside, but your second day was always reserved for swimming. That morning, as you were changing into your swimsuit, you watched as Jake pulled on his swim trunks; nothing out of the ordinary. But what was strange was that he then put on a swim shirt, hiding his gorgeous torso from view. 

“Why are you putting that on?” You asked, grabbing your towel from where you’d hung it on the bedroom door. 

“I don’t want to get sunburned.” He said, perching his signature sunglasses on his nose. 

You opened your mouth to tell him that he’s never cared about getting burned before (much to your annoyance and worry) but he swiftly left the room. You trailed behind him, staring at his shoulders through the swim shirt and worrying your bottom lip between your teeth. You couldn’t tell if he was actually being weird or if you were just overthinking. 

The rest of the trip had gone completely normal, with the boys acting like literal children in the water while you relaxed and sunbathed – occasionally joining them in the lake to participate in their craziness. But no matter how hard you tried to convince yourself you were overthinking, you couldn’t help but worry as you watched Jake in that stupid swim shirt. 

The entire drive home you’d wanted so desperately to bring it up to him, but you weren’t even sure what you were bringing up. Distantly, all those other little warning signs tinkled like little bells in the back of your mind, but you didn’t pay them any mind. Jake was acting completely normal. So what he was too tired to go to dinner one night? And why was it such a big deal that he wanted to try a different dish at a Thai restaurant? And maybe he really did just want to avoid getting sunburnt. And sure, you and him hadn't been intimate since that night he declined going out... but a few weeks wasn't really all that long in the grand scheme of things. Besides, even though it was between tours, Jake was still almost constantly busy with something – photoshoots, interviews, spending time in the studio. He was tired from work (and so were you). Nothing to be worried about. You shook your head at yourself, willing the little ball of anxiety in your gut to go away. 

And it did. Until just two nights later, when Jake asked you to turn the light off before he fucked you. 

“What? Why?” He was looking down at you, palms planted on either side of you and his weight settled on the bed between your thighs. He had on nothing but a plain t-shirt and his boxers. 

“No reason.” He said, reaching over to turn the bedside lamp off, plunging the room into darkness. He sunk his weight back on his heels to pull his shirt over his head before diving back down to attach his mouth to your breasts, suckling and biting at the sensitive buds. His distraction almost worked. 

“Jake, no.” You said, sitting up to stare at him. “Why do you suddenly want to turn the light off while we fuck?” 

“More romantic?” His words came out as a question, but he didn’t give you time to respond as he leant back down, intent on carrying on without explanation. 

“More romantic for me to not be able to see you?” He didn’t answer, instead beginning to place hot kisses down your throat, teasing the spot that he knew you loved. But you weren’t backing down. Not this time. 

“Jake, stop. Just stop.” 

He sat back up and you stared at him, trying to read his face in the dark. 

“You and I both know you’ve been acting weird. I’m not doing anything with you tonight until you tell me what the fuck has been going on with you.” You told him, your tone leaving no space for debate. 

“How have I been weird?” He asked, his voice far too cool and smooth for it to be genuine. 

“For one, you didn’t want to go to the steakhouse the other night. You know, the one you never say no to?”

“Y/n, I was tired. And full from lunch. How is that weird?” 

“You got something different when we went and got Thai with the guys!” You said, voice raising in volume as he kept staring at you like you were crazy. 

“Okay…” He said slowly, like he was speaking to a child. “And is that a crime? Am I not allowed to order something different?” 

“No. But you love that Thai dish that you always get!” Your hands flew about madly as you spoke, all the worry that you had pushed down finally coming to the surface. “And the swim shirt, Jake. You’ve never cared about getting burnt. Like ever. Why did you start caring now? And now you want to turn the light off while we fuck!” You were yelling now but you didn’t care. You were tired of ignoring that something was wrong. You didn’t know what it was – the dots not connecting between all these events yet. But you knew in your heart that something was wrong. 

“Please, Jake. We haven't slept together in weeks... which isn't like us at all! Just tell me what’s wrong so I don’t have to start making assumptions!” You had the inkling of one already, and you were praying that it was wrong. 

He stayed silent for a long moment, and the tension in the room was so thick you could probably cut it with a knife. Finally, his shoulders fell and he dropped his head. His hair fell on either side of his cheeks, framing his pretty face. 

“I’ve just… put on a few extra pounds recently. That’s all. It’s no big deal.” 

You stared, mouth falling open as the horrible assumption that had been plaguing your mind since the lake was confirmed. 

“So?” You asked, genuinely at a loss over him making this such a big deal. 

“So, I need to lose them. And maybe a few more.” You hated how sure he sounded as he said the words, like he’d already given this so much thought –and he clearly has. “I should've done it years ago to be honest."

“Jake, I-” You stopped, overwhelmed and at a loss for what to say. You wanted to grab him by the shoulders and shake him; scream in his face how wrong he was for feeling so low about his body. 

“You don’t have to say anything. It’s the truth. I’ve let it get too far and I have to slim down before tour starts.”

“Why?” The question is all your brain can come up with. You want to slap yourself for that being what your brain decided to spew at him first. He sighed deeply and hung his head. 

“Because, y/n. The outfits they make for me are always open chested – and people have already made comments about my weight in the past. So I want to slim down before we start again.” 

“Jake, those people have no right to make comments about your appearance. You’ve said that yourself in the past. Why do you suddenly care now?”

“Because they’re right about this. I don’t understand why you don’t get it!” 

For a split second, his raised voice hurts you, slicing through you as he snaps at you. But you know that it’s coming from his own hurt – the hurt that he’s been keeping to himself. 

“Jake,” you say quietly, “I’m confused because I think you’re the sexiest person on the planet. I love the way you look. I don’t care if you feel like you’ve put on some weight. You’re still just as sexy as you were before.” You pause, sliding up in bed so you can see him more clearly in the dark. “If I’m being totally honest, I think you’re even hotter now.” 

His eyes widen at your confession and even in the dark you can see the blush that overtakes his face. 

“You do?”

“Fuck yeah, I do. C’mere.” You beckon him to come and lay against the headboard. He complies, crawling his way up next to you and laying back. You toss one leg over his waist and settle on top of him, straddling him as you place your palms on his chest. 

“Do you know what I mean when I say ‘I love you?’” You ask him quietly. 

He nods his head. 

“I don’t think you do.” You lean your head down to press your lips softly to his for a moment before pulling away. “It means that I love all of you. Ever fucking thing about you �� on the inside and on the outside.”

“But it’s embarrassing.” He whispers, eyes pinned on yours. “I don’t like being the heavier twin.” 

The phrase sounds foreign on his tongue and you realize that it's because he's quoting something – no doubt a shitty comment from some asshole who claims to be a fan. You have half a mind to slap the shit out of him. His words fill you with so much anger you feel like you’re going to explode. 

“Jacob, do not EVER compare yourself to Josh. Ever.”

“But-” 

“But nothing.” You cut him off, pressing your pointer finger to his soft lips to silence him before cupping his cheek with your palm. 

“If I wanted to be with Josh or someone built like Josh, I would be. But I don’t. I want you, Jake. As you are." You shake your head at him. "You're not fat, Jake. Like at all. You literally have nothing to be embarrassed about.” 

He’s looking at you with shiny eyes and you wish your words would be enough to convince him. But he’s nothing if not hardheaded, so you know it’s going to take more than a few flowery words to get him to see the truth. 

“I’m going to turn the light back on.” You say gently. “And I’m going to show you how much I love you. Okay?” 

“Okay.” He whispers, and you can practically see it as his whole body tenses beneath you. 

You reach up and turn the lamp back on, washing the room in golden light. Jake is still looking at you, his eyes wide and nervous. You give him a little smile as you settle back down on him. Forgoing anymore words, you press a feverish kiss to his neck, licking and sucking down the hollow of his throat. His breath stutters in his chest as you slide your ass downwards. His cock is soft after your conversation but you know you can get him back to where he was at the start of the night.

“I love your body, Jake. These pretty nipples.” You swirl your tongue around them, drawing a breathy moan from him. 

You reach out your arms and find his hands, laying limply at his side. You lace your fingers with his and bring his left hand to your lips, kissing his calloused fingers. “I love your hands. I love how they look when you play guitar – fast and merciless and so fucking talented. And yet they’re still so gentle when they touch me.” You slide his index finger between your lips, swirling your tongue around the digit before releasing it. “And I love the way you make me cum on your fingers. You’re better at that than anyone I’ve ever been with before.”

“Really? Better than anyone?” He asks, the whispers of his usual cocky self shining through.

“Really.” You assure him, dropping his hands to focus your attention elsewhere. “Can I tell you a secret?” You ask him, looking up at his flushed face through your lashes. 

“Yeah. Tell me.” 

“Your stomach is probably my favorite part about you.” You say, delicately trailing your fingers down his sternum and over the curve of his belly. 

He scoffs. 

“You’re just saying that.” 

You shake your head. 

“I’m not. It’s the truth, Jake. I fucking love it. I love watching the sweat drip down it while you play on stage. It makes me so fucking wet, imagining licking it off you.” You bring your mouth downwards, biting at his soft sides as your hands knead into the flesh. You suck his skin between your teeth, creating a purple mark just to the left of his belly button. “Everything about you makes me wet, but your belly does it the most.” 

As if in answer, your pussy throbs at the sight of the hickey you left there. You can see on his face that he still isn’t convinced so you slide off your panties and kick them to the side – leaving you in nothing but your tank top. You rise slightly off the bed and swipe a finger through your folds, collecting the wetness that’s pooled there. 

“See?” You say, allowing him to see your juices drip from your fingers. Wordlessly, he grabs your wrist and pulls your hand to his mouth. He wraps his lips around your finger, swirling his tongue to lap up your wetness. He moans at the taste of you and you pull your hand free. 

“Believe me yet?” You ask him with a sly smile. 

“Getting there.” He gives you a cheeky grin and you can’t help the butterflies that erupt in your stomach at the sight. 

You give his belly one last lick before moving downwards, avoiding where his half-hard cock lies in his boxers. 

“And I fucking love your thighs.” You tell him, sliding your palms up and down them as you speak. “So thick and strong. Makes me so fucking horny.” 

You trail kisses up the sensitive skin of his inner thigh, and the muscles twitch as you get closer to where he wants you. 

“You’re fucking solid, Jake. Powerful. You fuck me so hard. You think someone built like Josh could fuck me the way you do?” You shake your head. “They couldn’t even come close. No one can fuck me the way I need it besides you.” 

“Y/n… fuck.” His pupils are blown wide and his breathing is heavy. Even his chest is flush with his arousal. His cock is rock hard in his boxers now, tenting the fabric – straining them so much it looks like they might burst at the seams.

“And this,” you say, finally pressing your palm to his dick. “I don’t even have the words.” He groans at the pressure and his hips shift upwards off the bed in search for more. You give it to him, sliding his underwear down and off him. His cock springs free, slapping his stomach. You spit into your hand and wrap it around him, stroking him slowly. “You have such a pretty cock, Jake. It makes me feel so fucking good. Reaches places inside me no one else can.”

He groans loudly as you pump him, and you watch in awe as his eyes screw shut in pleasure. Your mouth waters and your cunt throbs at the sight and sound of him. Deciding that neither of you should have to wait for it tonight, you rip your tank top off quickly before sinking down on him, taking in his thick cock inch by inch. You moan and whimper as he stretches you, the familiar burn feeling so good. 

“Oh fuck!” Jake groans, opening his eyes to look at you taking his cock. “You’re so fucking beautiful, y/n. Look at you.” 

You still as you sink all the way down on him. He’s watching you with dark eyes and sweat is beginning to bead on his temples. 

“Jake…” you whine, beginning to rock your hips into his. 

“Shit, you’re so fuckin’ tight.” He growls, gripping your hips with his strong hands, kneading his fingers roughly into your flesh. 

You rise off him almost completely, before plunging back down on him – causing the both of you to moan loudly. You set a brutal pace, slamming down on him as he thrusts his hips up to meet yours. You drop your gaze downward to stare as each thrust causes movement in his soft belly, and you wail in pleasure and shock as you cum so hard you see stars. It tears through you so quickly you aren’t expecting it at all, and your movements still as waves of pleasure wash over you. When you finally come back to the world of the living, you want to be embarrassed for falling apart like that – but you can’t with the way Jake is looking at you. 

His jaw is open and his eyes are so dilated they look black. He looks like he wants to eat you alive. You both sit there, neither of you moving, as he looks at you like you’re the most amazing thing he’s ever seen. 

“Fuckin' hell.” He says, voice husky and broken.

 “Haven’t cum that easy since I was a fucking teenager.” You say, still a little embarrassed, despite his reaction.

“That was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” Jake confesses, flipping you over quickly so that he’s on top. 

You know he saw where you were looking when you came – he’d been staring at your face the whole time. As embarrassing as that blatant display of lust had been, you can’t help but be thankful that he saw. There’s no way he can doubt your earlier words after seeing that. 

“Fuck me, Jake. Fuck me hard.” You plead, hooking your legs around his waist and pulling him in closer to you. “Fuck me the way only you can.” The last part comes out as a whisper and his cock twitches as you say them. He plants his forearms on either side of you, caging you in with his body. 

“I’ll fuck you every day until the day I die.” He says, before plunging into you again. 

There’s no delay now as he snaps his hips into yours – the force of each thrust causing your whole body to move upwards. His powerful thighs drive into you with fucking monster truck force and the sound of his skin hitting yours is loud and obscene. You rake your nails down his back, undoubtedly drawing blood as he hits that special spot inside of you that only he can. 

“Oh fuck, right fucking there. Jesus Christ!” You scream, digging your fingers into his sides and squeezing. 

“You’re so fucking tight, y/n. I’m gonna fucking cum.” Sweat drips down his neck and chest and you take the opportunity to lean upwards and lick it off him, moaning at the salty taste of him. 

“Dirty fucking girl. Jesus.” 

His thrusts are growing sloppy and erratic and you can feel his cock twitching inside you. You clench around him and the sound that falls from between his lips is practically a whine. 

“Do it, Jakey. Give it to me.” 

And that’s all it takes for him to spill inside you. 

“Fuck!” He growls, sinking his teeth into the skin of your shoulder as he cums. The sting brings you over the edge too, and you clench around him as you cum – milking him for all he’s got. 

When the two of you finally resurface, Jake pulls out of you and collapses on the bed next to you. You turn on your side to see his hilariously fucked out expression. You giggle. 

“What?” He asks, turning his head to face you, a sweet smile on his lips. 

“Do you know what I mean now when I say I love you?”

His smile widens – his beautiful white teeth on display as he scoots closer to you. 

“Yeah, I think so.” 

He kisses you – deliberate and passionate. 

"Jake," you say as he pulls away, "if you want to lose weight for you, then I don't care. But if you're only doing it because you feel like you have to..." You trail off, heart heavy at the thought that he had been feeling so down on himself without you realizing.

He smiles at you – the widest and most genuine one he's given you all night, and he slots his lips against yours in another kiss.

“Thank you.” He says as he pulls away from you. "But I think you've convinced me that I'm good with how I am right now." Seriousness overtakes his soft expression as he looks at you. "Thank you."

“It was literally my pleasure. I love getting to worship you.” You lean your head on his shoulder and he pulls the covers up over the two of you and turns off the lamp. “All of you.”

He chuckles, and the sound rumbles in his chest where you’re pressed against him. 

“I love you too, y/n. All of you.”

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A Chef's Treat- Sanji x F!Reader

Not gonna lie, I've been a little nervous to write Sanji's character, but I want some practice, and I love the idea of someone cooking for that man. (As a chef, that's all I ever want) Here's a little fic to test the waters with that sweet boy.

CW: none, fluff, fem reader, black fem reader in mind, not proofread bc I'm emotionally exhausted

It was your job to feed people, and you took it very seriously. There wasn't a reason for anyone to be hungry when you're around.

You saw a lot of people come and go on your island. The bright, hot weather meant that people to could vacation year-round, and there was plenty of yummy food always in season. It was your own personal paradise, and while you did like to see other islands, your home was in that busy seaside town.

And the sea meant all kinds of people, so who knew what your customers would be like to day. You had just finished up your small break when you heard a good amount of commotion at the entrance.

"Food time!"

The servers peeked from the back and whispered amongst themselves nervously.

"What's going on?"

The group turned towards you before looking back on the dining floor. "It's the Straw Hat crew!"

"...okay, and? We see pirates every day here." you grumbled as you fixed your apron around your waist.

"They're dangerous!"

"They destroy towns!"

"Look at the bounties!"

You rolled your eyes. "As long as they have Berry, then I don't see a problem." You walked out to the main dining area, waving at your regulars as you saw the crew settle in.

A red-head pulled on the cheek of Straw Hat. You were a bit surprised yourself. You heard the tales and read the paper, but up close and personal, the crew seemed like a hungry bunch of friends who were goofing off.

You placed a basket of bread down which was immediately grabbed by the captain. "Welcome, I'm the chef here. Thanks for coming by. What can I get you to drink?" A mess of orders was shouted by the captain--mainly being meat--but you did here the drinks ordered: sake, wine, milk, tea, orange juice, water. You nodded and went to back where you glared at your servers who gave into your stubbornness and prepared the drinks.

When you returned, the woman reached into her bralette and handed you a stack of berries. "This is just to start. I have no idea how much this idiot is going to eat." You were shocked by the amount but giggled to yourself. The money was secured, so there was nothing to fret over.

The crew was there for a few hours--eating and drinking--when a blonde man entered and joined them carrying four large bags filled with groceries from fruit to cured sausages. He placed the items down carefully before squeezing himself on the edge and lighting a cigarette.

"Got everything you need?" the long-nosed one asked.

The man sighed deeply but looked satisfied all the same. "Yes thankfully. I'm surprised Luffy hasn't eaten everything from this place yet. I could use a bite to eat myself."

"Well, I'm glad to be of service." you beamed at the man as you placed a plate of vegetable pasta in front of him. "Here's somethin' light for you." the man looked up at you, and it was like his eyes became hearts.

"Mademoiselle, the heavens must be blessing me if I get to me you on this simple day." he cooed at you.

You chuckled before waving your hand. "Just call me, y/n. And eat up!"

"I'm Sanji," he then paused, "I'm never one to refuse food, but how could I take the fruits of your labor?"

You giggled before shaking your head. "Don't refuse the chef! I want you to enjoy my food. You must know how I feel."

And Sanji did, so he took a forkful and placed it gently in his mouth. The flavors bombarded his tongue, and he felt his cheeks warm from the obvious care and attention that was made. He practically melted in his seat and looked up at you with soft eyes. "Delicious," he purred.

"Great!" you clapped your hands together. "There's more where that came from!" you turned to go back to the kitchen.

"Wait," Sanji stood and called, "I must learn how that's made! Let me follow you to the kitchen."

You pushed him back into his seat by the shoulders. "This is the time for you to rest. Us fellow cooks rarely get treated by others, so enjoy this Sanji. Please~" you winked.

The man seemed to enter his own loving, floaty headspace. He swayed in his chair as you came back and forth with dishes to try. The Strawhats spent the entire day in your establishment, and while the navigator didn't seem too pleased to hand her money over, everyone had a good time.

Sanji went on and on about how much he enjoyed your food that it did have you blushing and giggling a bit. It was always nice to feed people, but it was great to hear compliments from people who cooked as well. The Strawhats promised to come back the next day, but as they were leaving, you grabbed the cook and pulled towards your kitchen--ready to see what you could cook up together.

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Sanji!!! I promise to write you more next year! You deserve it.

I want more chef fics! I feel like it's such an overlooked profession in fandoms, but I wanna come home from a long day in the kitchen and read about the kitchen with my favs lol

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[ general dating headcanons with fem!human!reader ]

Pairing : [m!voltron!chars x fem!reader]

TW? : None

Word Amount : 836

Originally Posted On : AO3

When Shiro gets stressed out he just likes to rest his head In your lap, or In the crook of your neck while he wraps his arms around your waist.

  He finds your presence very comforting.

  When you're worried or stressed out, he catches on Immediately.

  Will give you a glass of your favorite beverage, maybe some snacks and hold you close to him, and you just bury your head In his chest enjoying the comfort.

  "Want to talk about It?"

  If you don't want to, then he'll respect that, he'll just try to keep whatever's bothering you off your mind.

  If you do want to though, he'll definitely listen to whatever you want to vent about.

  He's been In a few past relationships so he's decent In experience

  He gives great hugs.

  (Sometimes he likes to be the little spoon.)

  Idk why but he gives me the vibe of somebody who can cook good waffles

  He likes to kiss the bridge of your nose.

  If you have freckles then he's definitely kissing each one he can find.

  Kiss his forehead while playing with his hair If you want him to melt Into a puddle

  (♡)

  You and Hunk have your own little cooking class with each other.

  One part of you Is paying attention to what he's saying while he's cooking with you and the other part Is just smiling cause he's smiling too and his happiness Is so contagious???

  He's been on a few dates before but this would be his first time In a serious relationship so he's kinda awkward at first

  He eventually warms up and gets closer to you

  He's a really good singer, like, you come home one evening and just hear him In the shower singing his lungs away

  If you've had a nightmare he'll hum and sing to you while holding you close, and he sounds so nice you end up dozing off.

  Kiss his cheeks and he's just gonna grin at you like a goof

  (♡)

  Self-care for Lance Is a very big deal, and If he notices that you're not taking time out to care for yourself he's putting that to a whole stop.

  Ask him for face masks and moisturizers cause the boy stays stocked up

  He'll definitely wash and braid your hair (If you let him that Is!)

  Pampers you with love and affection every chance he can

  He's clingy and needs kisses every five seconds

  "Lance, I JUST kissed you"

  "I want another one though!"

  Despite his constant flirting he actually has never been In a relationship, let alone a date

  So when he asks you out and you accept he's kinda confused 

  "Now what?"

  Very sweet boyfriend

  He likes to nuzzle his head Into your neck and sneak a peck or two there.

  His jaw Is kinda ticklish but he certainly won't complain if you pepper a few kisses there

(♡)

  Both you and Shiro are the only ones that can calm Keith down when he's agitated.

  Just pull him aside and talk to him for a little bit

  He'll calm down

  Eventually

  He's never been In a relationship before and he's kinda emotionally constipated so the whole dating and love thing Is kinda awkward for him

  So when he asks you out, flowers In hand, his head averted and cheeks a dusty pink you already know he didn't do It on his own

  Shiro, Hunk and Pidge helped him out

  Coran helped too, but Keith was pretty sure the courting methods he was talking about probably only worked on Altean women

  Goes to Shiro for advice occasionally 

  He does not understand flirting

  He'll just look at you confused and then like, ten hours later he's like "oh"

  He really likes to hold your hands, and just idly rub along the lines of your palms

  He likes to kiss your knuckles

  His shoulders are kinda ticklish

(♡)

    Sometimes you'll tag along behind Coran when he makes improvements on the castle-ship.

  While you help him with chores and whatnot he might talk about what Altea was like

  He'll apologize for babbling but If you encourage him to keep talking about his home-planet and he will not hesitate to just talk about what It was like, and you end up smiling cause his eyes are literally sparkling the whole time

  Tell him about earth dang it

  Poor man doesn't know what snow is

  If you and the rest of the crew ever make It back home you promise to yourself the first thing you'll do Is show your boyfriend how to make a snowman

  Has been In a few relationships and dates before but with Altean women

  He has no clue on how to pursue a human woman

  Gets advice from both Pidge and Shiro

  He's oddly warm

  Like, If you cuddle or hug him he just feels like a fricking furnace

  Very overprotective and sweet boyfriend tbh

  He likes to sneak little kisses at the tips of your ear

  fin.

[431989]

more resident alien posting. predictions... spoilers so beware

well. i'm upset that the shows going to have a difficult time having more serious scenes now. and that's probably what it's going to try and set itself up for.

i reaaaally would have loved to see this show do something ACTUALLY different and good. by different i mean in terms of writing and not necessarily drifting from source material. yes i'm still sour over last ep, but i wouldn't be AS sour if everyone on the show didn't treat harry and asta's relationship as "mother and child." and also if the show didn't take such a nose dive into the type of comedy it's putting out.

ALSO? IN A RECENT INTERVIEW? Sheridan going on to state that harry would lose his first """love""" (more like lust. awesome that a show trying to teach human emotion gets those two things mixed up) and then realize there's love everywhere or something? why does this feel like "weird" people are forever left to the role of outcasts. already fucked it up once i guess the guy's trying to fuck it up more. could've just left it at "he'll lose his first love, then he will have to reconcile with his feelings." but he had to drop in that last corny bit.

like. the show's source is already good. i don't understand all these decisions they're making to try and make it seem "unique." and now to get numbers back they're dumbing it way down. WHICH. BY DOING SO. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE YOUR DRAMA? like how am i supposed to take anything seriously in the show. i *could* in season 1 and parts of season 2, but now it's just whatever. it's too goofed up for me to care. and now people who love the goofy won't give two shits about whatever message you want to drop or plot you want to develop. i dont give a shit about the greys!!! i dont care what theyre doing!!!! who gives a fuck if theyll blow up the earth. none of the characters really care anymore either. oh well!!!

also, predictions kind of. i'm not trying to say this will be the be all end all but it certainly could be a turn the show takes. in one of the issues of the comic (suicide blonde i think), harry is investigating the "suicide" of a woman. by the end of the issue, he catches up with her ex-lover and ex-roommate. they were both ladies. and the girl who died had a drinking problem btw. and was constantly seeing boys. i'm all for gay couples on screen as a gay guy myself but it'll feel so cheap to pair darcy and asta together despite the way theyve been played on screen. maybe its doable. i don't know. but i genuinely could care less considering the overall tone of the show's drifted more towards a sitcom than anything else. i think the small handful of 40+ year old gay wine moms would probably love it, but the vast majority of viewers wont. either they'll hate it and say it's forced diversity (there's already people saying that about the gay couple on screen this past episode) or it'll be another nothing moment to a further nothing story. if anything it'd feel one step removed from tokenization, considering they see harry as a manchild. ableism! show's trying to seem fucking wholesome but they can't be bothered to care about their nd viewers. like "haha look we have a main gay couple!!! what do you *mean* our show has rampant ableist tropes, we have a gay couple!"

i'm just so bummed. the show's cornered itself into a sitcom so meaningful moments aren't a thing anymore. plus the comparison of harry to a child is really getting at me. like he's a grown man as a human, and hes a grown alien thing as an alien. it's such a big slap in the face to any person who cherished the witty and unique story telling of the first season... like.... i don't know.... people who would've been fans of the comic too? i have small gripes about the comic, but at least it takes itself more seriously. but the show runners haaate the people who read the comics. why? i dont know. well maybe i do know. probably seen as too nerdy and weird for their idea of the show's viewerbase. despite the fucking basis of the show being weird and nerdy.

they couldve done the darcy asta thing better if they do go down that road. i'm just saying i wouldn't be surprised. they already scared off everyone who would've cared for something like that, so i don't know how they'll manage to find an audience that cares. everything in s1 was so organic and felt real!!!!! now its just!!! nothing!!!!!!!!!!

im also thinking about the fact that after posting that one resident alien drawing i did, i've had to block tons of people because they're freaks. loud and proud conservatives. man this shit sucks.

[oraorahoe]

Can we have your three main comforting reader? (Jotaro, Josuke and Okuyasu)

💕

hi yes of course!! :D

*JJBA HCs, Comforting Reader*

(Includes; Jotaro(4), Josuke and Okuyasu)

((this probably didn’t need a cut I just felt like putting one lol :3))

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Jotaro♡:

Come to him crying and he’ll spout his usual catchphrase “Good grief, Y/n- calm down…” as he grabs you a box of tissues and a water bottle…

Although don’t be deceived by his seemingly apathetic response,, he is actually concerned-

He’s really more of the type to listen if you say something first than to ask you to open up to him though.

As a guy that tends to keep his emotions inside he respects that you might feel the same way and doesn’t ever wish to pry.

If you aren’t up for talking he’s quick to offer you a big hug.

I’d advise opening up to him though- he’s really the best listener-

He’s very supportive- he’ll always hear what you have to say and offer you great advice on things that are stressing you.

If you talk to him about what’s burdening you he’ll make sure that you know he’s always here to help in any way he can.

He really does want to make sure you feel safe and loved,,

Josuke♡:

“Hey- hey! Y/n what’s wrong?!”

This boy is so sweet I swear- he’ll come over to you if your crying and gently wipe the tears right off your cheeks.

He holds your head in his hands and assures you that you can talk to him about whatever is bothering you and that everything is okay.

Will do anything to help you calm down- I mean it,,

Offers to hold you until you collect yourself enough to open up to him.

Oh man,, let him do it… it’s probably the most comforting feeling ever, his voice is so soft as he whispers to you that you’re going to be okay.

Offers to let you spend the night at his place and lets you pick through some movies or games to cheer up with… he just wants to help you feel better and settle down (◞‿◟)

And okay, okay- he knows it’s cheesy but he’s been working on making a gift for you-

He really hopes it’ll make you smile so once you’ve calmed down a bit more he decides to pull out a mixtape he made for you-

He throws it in his old cassette player for you both to listen to as you two continue talking and he tells you how much you mean to him…

Okuyasu♡:

Oh boy- if he sees you sad or crying his first instinct will be to freak out…

“Y/N?!?! What happened- do I need to beat some smarmy guy’s ass?!?!” ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Once you assure him that you’re okay and he doesn’t need to “Za Hando” anyone out of existence- he understands for sure,,

As a boy that definitely has a lot of strong emotions himself he tells you that it’s okay to feel stressed or upset and helps you work through it by talking with him.

If you aren’t okay with talking about it he understands that too- he just wants to be there for you however he is able to be,,

He lets you know he loves you, like a lot- he’ll definitely remind you a good few times just to make sure you get the message and he hopes it at least gives you some peace of mind.

Offers to grab some takeout from Tonio’s to brighten your guys’ mood!!

(Don’t disagree//seriously- he’s ordering it for himself either way lol)

This boy is an absolute goof and will try to cheer you up in any way he can- even if he’s super clumsy about it…

“LOOK Y/N!! I can balance my food on my nose!!”

And yep you guessed it- *the whole plate crashes to the floor*

“Heh..” he nervously exclaims scrunching his face up…

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thanks for reading!! ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎ hope ya liked it!!! feel free to let me know what you think

[mcdonaldsnumberone]

COY!

dating naruhaya hcs

gender neutral reader

Naruhaya is a mixed bag: he’s a mischievous boy who loves goofing off with you, but he also has a surprisingly mature side to him. His dedication to his goals are commendable, and while you love him more than anyone else in the world, you find yourself wishing you could do more for him. He tells you not to worry about him and that he’ll find a way to make things alright. He always does, and it’s hard to stay down when he tries to uplift you with that sunshine-like smile of his and pinches your cheeks to make you smile too. There’s no use wallowing in worries when he’s with you. You two can take things one step at a time, and that’s all you need from one another. 

Naruhaya likes to cook for you! He loves inviting you over to his house, and he’ll happily show off all the groceries he was able to pick up. He loves surprising you with all the kinds of different foods he can make, and if you want to help him, Naruhaya will let you pitch in. He’ll have you sample his food to make sure it tastes alright while he cooks for you, and he gets a little embarrassed every time you insist on taking a picture of his masterpiece before you dig in. You have an album on your phone dedicated to all the dishes he’s made for you, and you’ve been trying to convince him to open a food Instagram forever.

Other than that, he likes to go out on late night walks with you. He likes listening to the sounds of the slumbering world, admiring how warm your hand feels when it’s linked with his, and he can let the tension in his shoulders fall for a little bit. Whenever the cool night air stings your nose, he’ll cup his hands around your face to warm them up, and if you tell him that he doesn’t need to do that, he’ll have you cup his face instead. These small intimate moments are what Naruhaya lives for, where he doesn’t feel the pressure to be the best in the world and he can just be your loving boyfriend.

Whenever you surprise Naruhaya by showing up to his part-time job to visit, he blushes furiously and tells you that you didn’t need to drop by. You find it fun to tease him while he’s on shift, watching him struggle to maintain his composure in front of all of his managers (who find it just as amusing as you do). Bonus points if you bring him little snacks or trinkets to keep him entertained while he’s on shift: he’s so busy that he forgets to take care of himself sometimes that you want to do what you can to fill in the gaps whenever you’re with him. If you can’t visit him though, he’ll spend his break texting you and telling you about how he can’t wait to see you once he’s done working for the day.

His siblings all love you! Every time you visit his place (which is often), they all run up to you demanding hugs and piggyback rides. Naruhaya tells them not to bother you, but you don’t mind. It’s hard to say no to them when they’re so excited to see you, and no matter how much they wear you out by dragging you alongside them to play games together, it’s nice to know that Naruhaya’s family has practically accepted you as one of their own. It’s to the point that sometimes his younger siblings will blurt out when you’re going to marry Naruhaya—earning a disheveled “Hey!” from your boyfriend and a loud laugh from you.

Naruhaya also likes lying down on your thighs, using your legs as a pillow. He laps up your attention like a pampered cat on your lap, humming contently to himself whenever your fingers comb through his fluffy hair and lull him into dozing off. It’s a quiet reprise for him to enjoy in between the hectic moments of his day, and you often find yourself staying at his house late into the night because you can’t bring yourself to move from your position. Naruhaya becomes so apologetic for keeping you stuck when he does wake up, but you don’t mind. You think it’s cute to see him so sleepy, and you like fiddling with his hair and rubbing your thumbs over every inch of his face while he steals a catnap.

You know how much soccer means to him, so you promise to support his endeavors to the very end. While you might not be an expert, you insist on taking care of siblings while he’s out practicing or lending you your handkerchief so he can wipe his sweat from his forehead. He might not have a professional managerial team to further his career like some of the rich youth players might, but you do your best so that he doesn’t feel like he’s lagging behind. It makes you proud to see him doing all he can to make his dream come true, and as long as your heart beats with all the love you have for him, you want these golden sunlit days to continue far into the future.

“Huh? Did you buy me a sports drink again? You really don’t need to do that for me, you know! I can take care of myself. I know you want to help me out, but you don’t need to use your allowance on me! I’ll be fine! Your support’s all that I need to keep going! Do you want me to prove it to you? Here, let me show you something new I learned today!”

x

[awkwardtortilla]

no because i am a dylan simp through and through, i adore this funky tall lad with short energy. i just want to smooch him and give him a little nose kiss and let him know i love him for every part of him

so can i get a cute little first date fic?

Bro sameeeee he’s so goddam precious

First Date

I really wanna write this but my brain is shutting down so I’m gonna do bullet points/hcs. Also I may have gone a bit overboard with this

warnings: none just fluffy shit

During camp you and Dylan had flirted and hung out a lot

You had some genuine chemistry and almost kissed a couple times

But those couple times were interrupted (usually by Jacob or a kid) and you and Dylan would jump away from each other

It was kinda ironic though bc ppl were always trying to get you two together

Then after camp and the disastrous events of that one extra night you and Dylan managed to keep in touch

You didn’t live too far apart, but it was still far enough that driving to spend time together couldn’t be a frequent thing

But you texted and called and FaceTimed plenty

Then on one late night FaceTime you both fell silent and you caught Dylan staring at you (again)

As he looked away and blushed you asked if he felt the same spark you did during camp

He did and admitted that he still liked you

You admitted that you still liked him

You both got really excited and were grinning like idiots but then remembered the distance

But then you said “y’know what? Fuck it. Let’s get together for a day, and go out on a date. What’d ya say?”

Dylan smiles again and stutters his agreement

You guys pulled an all-nighter planning that date

And it was all worth it

Sure you were anxious that it would go wrong and that this wouldn’t work out but you were excited to see Dylan again and to be finally acting on these feelings that’d been stewing for months

The date was pretty vanilla

Dinner, movie, walks

But you guys did a bunch of things in between

Shopping, coffee, picking out dollar store snacks to smuggle into the theater

Dylan was tripping over himself the whole time and trying to crack stupid jokes like he did back at camp

You had to reassure him that he could just be himself bc you liked that too

He blushed every time you complimented him

And when he complimented you

*accidentally staring* “S-Sorry, you, uh, you look great, [your name].”

“God, you’re adorable…” *realizes* “Oh shit was that out loud?”

Would LOVE to hold your hand but won’t initiate it bc he’s a shy bean when it comes to that stuff

Despite that he would kiss your cheek out of nowhere just bc he couldn’t take how amazing you were and needed to act on it

Like to put his arm around your shoulders

Like when you’re ordering food or choosing a snack to smuggle or sitting on a bench

But he’d prolly only have the courage to do it a couple times so you’re gonna have to wrap it around yourself other times

He would also share his food

And would casually ask to try some of yours but on the inside he’s panicking and praying that wasn’t overstepping

If you share he’s so goddam relieved

But if you don’t he steals a bite anyway

His shoulders visibly relax when you laugh about it though so you know the poor boy was worried as hell that he’d messed up

As you guys wandered through shops and stores you would be goofing off and messing with each other

You’d put hats and glasses on Dylan and gush about how cute he looked in everything and soon his face was as red as that beanie you’d decided to buy for him

Dylan would mostly be watching you but every now and again he’d see something he liked and ramble about it until he realized he liked it bc it reminded him of you

Then he would blush and put it down and pick it back up and blush some more as he put it in the cart

During the movie he would just happen to leave his hand resting on the arm of the seat

And when he reached for his drink he would “accidentally” brush his hand against yours

But I doubt he would make the move

Not bc he wants to tease you, which is probably what it seems like, but bc he’s too nervous

What if you didn’t want to hold hands? Is that why you haven’t made a move to do so yet? What if you needed your hand for popcorn or candy and Dylan holding it was an inconvenience? Would you be upset with him?

So yeah you’re gonna need to just go ahead and offer your hand

Then he will gladly take it and lace your fingers together and give it a lil squeeze

At the end of the date neither of you wants to separate

So you don’t

The long drive home is postponed and you stay the night together

If you’re at Dylan’s he lets you borrow some of his clothes

If Dylan’s at your house you guys run to the store real quick and buy some pajamas

You guys spend a solid five minutes working out who was gonna sleep where but then just ended up falling asleep on the couch watching The Office or Parks and Recreation or Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Idk Dylan just seems like he’d be into those kinda shows

Then in the morning when you both wake up and realize where you fell asleep and how you’re all cuddled up together Dylan’s face goes bright red and he trips over himself and the blankets apologizing and trying to get up

You’re blushing too bc I mean who wouldn’t be, however you’re less afraid to admit that you enjoyed it

So you call him down and reassure him and he lets out an exaggerated sigh or relief and admits he liked it too

You have breakfast together and again don’t wanna separate but you kinda have to bc whoever made the drive over didn’t pack a bag

So you say goodbye and Dylan gives you a big bear hug

He really wants to kiss you but is too nervous so you do it, gently grabbing his jaw and pulling him in for a long, sweet kiss

If he’s the one driving you better pray he keeps his eyes and mind on the road bc boyo is now in a daze

[fire-fira]

Oh noooo the horror of comicvine yet again. Is this character actually in the issue, or just a single background panel? Read to find out, lol. I'd absolutely love the fic recs for when Im done facing said horror though, and what's your favorite headcannon? Also happy La'gaan is precious.

Yuuuup. (Thus part of why I'm planning on eventually combing through myself so I can-- hopefully-- give a better thought out list.)

As for the fics:

From The Bones by MsWikit (otherwise known as @insuffera6le6itch here on tumblr) is-- bar none-- one of my favorite deep-dives on La'gaan's history, and extrapolates and builds additions to the subtle details seen of him in the animated series. Forewarning, this one will emotionally punch you in the gut and probably make you want to bundle La'gaan up in a pile of blankets, because the poor kid goes through A LOT.

School Days by MsWikit/insuffera6le6itch. This one gets into La'gaan's early days at the Conservatory of Sorcery and is part of what initially put in my head the idea that it's thanks to Queen Mera that La'gaan was admitted in the first place, and that she's a bit protective when it comes to him. I don't go back to it quite as frequently as From The Bones, but it's definitely left an impact.

Impure by insuffera6le6itch. This one touches on the headcanon that La'gaan was branded and goes into the event itself. Forewarning, it's brutal.

Four Days by insuffera6le6itch. This one touches on the aftermath of La'gaan being branded. Be ready for FEELS.

Week of La'gaan: Free For All by insuffera6le6itch. If you want some fluff of La'gaan's time with insuffera6le6itch's OC Aurelius then you'll probably enjoy this. (I love the man so much that I would say it's a crying shame he's not DC canon, but considering DC's track record I'd be worried what they would do to him.)

Baby La'gaan by insuffera6le6itch. A mini-fic focusing on baby La'gaan and his parents, Kai and Cor'rel (also insuffera6le6itch's OCs). Kai is 10/10 one of the best dads in my opinion.

Lagoon Baby by insuffera6le6itch. More fluff of La'gaan and his parents. Forewarning for some harsh realities of The Bones due to extreme poverty.

Lagoon Baby v. a Crab by insuffera6le6itch. And yet even more fluff of La'gaan and his parents, this time with La'gaan 'hunting' a crab. Forewarning for the lousy shit of poverty and La'gaan being entirely too well acquainted with going hungry at way too early an age.

Lagoon Baby Takes a Nap by insuffera6le6itch. Tiny La'gaan winds up taking a nap in a hole because he's tired and cold and gives his parents a heart attack due to thinking he got snatched by a predator. Yet again, poverty sucks.

Kai's Death by insuffera6le6itch. This one is exactly what the title says, and it is heavy, but it 100% makes sense as part of why La'gaan is so guarded.

Bad Dreams by insuffera6le6itch. This one follows on the heels of Kai's Death and is... really heavy, but wonderfully done.

To say the least, insuffera6le6itch has loads more and I highly recommend looking through her Lagoon Boy tag. And if you want art (and other fun things they've accumulated) I recommend looking through @captainjerkface's blog and their own Lagoon Boy tag. (10/10 captainjerkface's La'gaan art and comics are on point.)

As for my favorite headcanon for La'gaan, I'd have to say it's the fact that when he actually fully relaxes and is comfortable around someone, to the point that he's willing to just drop his walls around a person and play around and goof off, it's a guarantee that he's going to hit that person with a giant flood of puns.

And the boy doesn't just do it in his first language; this is a kid who is canonly implied to have learned English by nosing around on the internet-- when the rest of Atlantis did not have internet access-- and he isn't above throwing puns in his second/third/fourth-whatever language. (His friends are particularly doomed if he decides to slip in multi-lingual puns that play the various languages he knows against each other.)

Additionally, if he does let his walls down enough to throw puns around that freely, then it's safe to assume he cares about that person a lot and might have pretty well adopted them.

[writerfae]

Hi!

I'm finally getting around to describing Endre!

The real reason they were a good couple with Odette is that they are both DISASTERS. (Just Endre got better and Odette got worse)

As you already know like Odette, Endre (19) is also a future triarhist(with powers and all).

He is attentive, caring, protective and always ready to help.

He is also really extroverted and makes friends really easily. He can blend into a group whitout losing his personality.

He loves the outdoors and hates sitting in one place. He always wants to move around/ goof off.

He is a bit of a hothead, more likely to listen to feelings than logic.

Now I want you to take this person I just described, make them 5 years old. Now put unimaginable amunts of pressure on them.

Future rulers heve to study way more and way harder than anyone else. They are also expected to attend meetings and such from an early age to see how they work. Not to mention the fact that they're kinda seen as gods, but not really.

Endre hates this. He can't sit in one place quietly, it's boring and he always feels like he's being judged. There's also no way to get out of it. This will be his wole life.

His only solace is Odette, who is in the same boat as him. Yet (even if she's better at everything than he is) she never judged him. She always helped.

But Endre was unhappy and when his day ended every time he saw Adél and Ákos just playing around. It was not fair. They were also dad's kids, how come they didn't have to do anything? They wouldn't have to lift a finger in their whole life and they'd be fine! So he becomes jealous and starts taking his frustration out on them (not in an extreme way, he doesn't hit them or anything).

He shouts at them or makes fun of them. His logic is this: "If the worst thing that happens to them is me being harsh from time to time they should be grateful"

Of course, this logic isn't good and Endre realizes this as he gets older, but he is so overwhelmed he doesn't have time to unpack it so he keeps doing it.

Now, I made my boy sound pretty terrible so I want to stress two really important things.

1 With everyone else he is that helpful, friendly guy I described at the start. Best example is with Bendegúz. Endre sees him as a younger brother, but he is aware of his struggles and... god he's just the best big brother to him. He's attentive, but not overbearing. He's playful but takes things seriously.

2 He isn't terrible all the time. There's a reason Ákos think he's cool, even if he hurts his feelings a lot.

Endre loves his siblings.

Keeping in mind the fact that they have just normal moments where no drama is happening and they're just playing around.

Endre is only mean if his logic of "If the worst thing that happens to them is me being harsh from time to time they should be grateful" is applicable. If something's actually wrong with Adél or Ákos his jealousy dissappeares and he starts acting like he does with Bendegúz. He becomes caring.

Also, from his perspective Adél and Ákos can be annoying (even if Endre's way too critical). Like imagine you are dead tired, you had three meetings that day and you still have to study. Meanwhile your sister's freaking out over nothing like always, and your brother won't shut up, and he keeps sticking his nose into other people's business!

And one day you're sitting in one of those meetings you hate when your beautiful, wonderful girlfriend bursts through the door face sicky with tears and she tells you that your annoying little brother, the one who sticks his nose into everything, who never shuts up... is dead.

Jealousy gets replaced with guilt.

In his grief filled mind Endre can only cunjure up memories where he shouted at Ákos ( he thinks he was always horrible to him all the time which is a huge exaggeration). But he starts being nicer to Adél.

He starts trying to see things from her pov. Granted he is overdoing it a little but they're all struggling right now.

Then Adél starts going on abut how Ákos is alive...

See, Adél took Ákos's death really badly. She kept forgetting he wasn't there and when reminded she burst into tears. This happened AT LEAST once a day for a month. Then she says he is alive. Noone belives her! (Except Bendegúz as she later realized)

Endre is like "okay, i get it, you miss him. I also miss him, but there's no way he survived"

Then Adél and Bendegúz run away.

Endre breaks. He knows where they went, but he has no proof, and no soldier is being sent down into the Black swamp without proof.

Endre tries going after them himself but is dragged back every time because he is needed. He is a future triarhist. (Definitely not because your parents don't want to lose the only child left! Nooo!)

On top of everything else Odette is acting really weird and she wont tell him why!

A week later Adél Bendegúz and Ákos all come back alive.

But even before they have a chance to tell him Endre realizes what happened. What Odette did.

And from that moment on there is no jealousy, no guilt... just the Endre who I described at the start. And he is livid.

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So, this is Endre for you! I hope I described him well enough. He's pretty complicated.

I know he might have surprised you couse I love siblings taking care of each other, but to me this is still that just with extra steps.

They can have club of guilty big brothers with Henry:

Henry sobbig: And i left him! He was so small and I just left him!

Endre also sobbing: At least he knew you loved him!

And in tha background is just their siblings like:

Aiden: Yeah... but you didn't really have any good option back then, sooo...

Adél and Ákos: We knew you loved us?! The heck?!

But I am insanely curious what Henry would have done to pre character development Endre!XD

Also Endre would try becoming friends with Talon. This could end one of two ways:

To the suprise of everyone they become friends really easily.

Or

To the surprise of noone Talon doesn't want new friends, but Endre does and he keeps chasing Talon aroud with friendship like he's in my little pony.

Once again, thank you for letting me talk about my babies!

You know, I already was a fan of Endre before. And I am still a fan of him.

Because look, I can fully understand his behavior. There’s a lot of pressure on kids like this (Callan and Talon can confirm) and it’s always such a shame cause their childhood gets stolen.

Especially when you have younger siblings that can just well, exist and be kids while you can’t, I get why he was jealous.

Of course being mean to your siblings isn’t a good way to react. But I think he realizes that too in the end and that’s good. I like it when characters realize their wrongs.

And besides he sounds like a really likable person. I feel so sorry for him tbh. Especially about the whole mess regarding Ákos and Odette.

I can understand that leaves him a little shaken up, but it seems in the end it was pretty much a wake up call. And now he can be the good big brother he was always meant to be ^^

Maybe him and Henry need to get group therapy about the late effects of having to be the responsible one from a young age on and the guilt of letting down your siblings. They could cry about it together. I think it would do them good.

Their siblings might call them extra tho because hey, they have long forgiven them. This calls for group hugs

I think Endre could bond with Talon over the responsibility of an heir, even when Endre has it a bit tougher (regarding the weight of his responsibility). So maybe he could manage to befriend Talon, it just takes time.

Thanks for telling me about Endre! I always enjoy learning about your ocs ^^

[spacejellywrites]

I'd love to read a oneshot in which the Winchesters have an older sister who watched over them when they were kids. After Sam went to Stanford, she and Dean teamed up as hunters. She's really buff, tall (just as tall as Sammy), tattooed , lesbian and proud. She and her brothers are really tight. Johnny- the sister- is quite the calm one but loves to goof around. Maybe you could write about a scene in which she and Bobby (who is like a dad to her) bicker about what whiskey is the best and Dean and Sam just be like "can't believe we're even related"- or something like that but you can of course come up with something completely different :D

I've never requested a fic or anything really and I just hope, my request is okay for you :D

Hi there! Thank you for the request :D

I'm going to post the fic here for you, below the cut, but with your permission I would like to post it to ao3 too! lmk if thats ok

I hope you enjoy it and that I did your idea justice :)

Dean hissed as the needle entered his skin. He was sitting on Bobby's kitchen table, having a wound in his shoulder stitched up by his older sister.

"Come on, Deano," said Johnny, gently, "you got this. You've had worse."

"Yeah, sure, I've had much worse," grumbled Dean, "Doesn't mean you gotta be so rough with it."

Johnny pulled the needle through. "I'm not being rough, quit whining."

Bobby barked out a laugh. "I'm getting a drink. You three in?"

"Yeah, I'll take one," said Dean, immediately.

"Sure, thanks, Bobby," said Sam, from the couch.

"What about you, princess?"

"That depends, what you got?"

"Bourbon." Bobby holds up the bottle.

Johnny wrinkled her nose. "No scotch?"

Bobby gave her a look. Sam and Dean shook their heads.

"What?" she asked, innocently.

"I can't believe we're even related to you," muttered Dean.

"Well, tough," she teased, "Can't argue with genetics, kid."

Bobby handed Dean his glass.

"Thanks." He took a large sip.

Johnny finished stitching Dean's wound and cut the thread.

"There, all done." She smiled down at him. "Want me to kiss it better, too?"

"No thanks," he shoved her away, standing up, "I'm good."

"Aw, shame. You used to love that when you were little." She grinned. "I mean, littler than you are now."

Dean rolled his eyes. "You always gotta rub that in my face, huh?"

"Sorry, what was that?" She cupped a hand to her ear. "I can't hear you from all the way down there, little bro."

"Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up." Dean lowered himself onto the couch, groaning a little. "Jerk."

"Asshole," Johnny countered.

"Cut it out, both of you," Bobby warned.

"Yeah, guys," Sam jumped in, "cut it out. You heard the man."

"Don't be such a suck-up, Sammy," said Johnny.

She settled on the couch in between her brothers, though it was a bit of a squeeze since they were all quite large individuals. Johnny laughed.

"Hey, remember when we all used to fit on this couch with room to spare?"

"Go sit somewhere else, Rambo," Dean complained. "We were here first."

Johnny sighed. "Fine." She got up and sat in one of the armchairs instead.

Bobby handed Sam his drink and sat down in the chair across from her, whisky in hand.

"How're things going with that girl you're seeing? What was her name, Lily?" he asked.

"Oh, right." Johnny grimaced. "Yeah, it didn't work out. Turns out she wasn't over her ex."

"I'm sorry to hear that, kid."

"Nah, it's fine. The job doesn't exactly allow for long-term relationships anyway, does it?"

"I guess not."

"You'll find someone else." Dean took another sip of his drink. "Any girl would be lucky to have you."

"Yeah," agreed Sam, "Lily doesn't know what she's missing."

"Thanks, boys." She smiled. "I guess we'll see."

[cringetownusa]

KH ANON HERE AGAIN!! i have continued my silly AU (it’s a bit long but )

max pretty much just coughs and sputters and asks where the siblings are trying to go. “ever heard of a, uh.. disney castle?” yakko says, and max immediately explodes. he starts to reconsider his adventuring for a moment. he tells the siblings to follow him, and he heads backwards to his town. along the way, he explains his story, and they explain theirs’; they’re looking for information about their parents, and he’s looking for an adventure. yakko comes up with an idea. they end up setting camp late at night, the other two sibs asleep before he playfully elbows max. “why don’t me and you form a partnership, maxxy? you want an adventure, and i’m definitely going on one, eh?” . max agrees, and the gang are now going to be on their own quest. yakko is a bit of a worrywort when it comes to his siblings, so he tells them to stay in town while him and max go on a little walk to map out what’s around disneytown. (think of how caring he was in wakkos wish. also this will not stop them by the way do you think dot would simply let this slide.. NO WAY) due to max’s role in the kingdom, he’s able to get them a place to stay in the castle (they cause havoc once or twice but queen minnie thinks they’re silly). when yakko finds out that the king is missing and queen minnie doesn’t know about the warners’ parents (they have somewhat of an idea that they were well known, but haven’t figured out they were royalty.) the quest continues, dot and wakko swearing up and down to stay on their best behavior and not move an inch (LIES!)

dot and wakko plan to sneakily follow their brother on that little walk until they run into a certain trio of ducks.. none other than HUEY DEWEY AND LOUIE (in KH canon theyre their classic selves but this is an AU so i say they are their dt2017 counterparts..) dewey LOVES adventure and you know who has a history with lost family adventures? exactly. the boys feel for the warners in that sense, and they don’t have much on their plate besides running the shop.. so what’s a little adventure… (oh no guys pls stop being reckless WHERES UNCLE SCROOGE)

meanwhile yakko and max are getting along GREAT. they find out they have quite a lot in common. yakko realizes outside of his sibs, he really doesn’t have any friends, but thinks this is a really good chance to get to know someone and make a friend as well (cough… or more…) and although he may think he’s super smooth and suave he hasn’t really ever actually FELT what it’s like to have a crush, so he is completely taken aback by why he’s sweating so much and fiddling with his hands around this guy he just met a day ago. max is in the same boat, and he’s more obvious about it, but yakko thinks he just is a awkward person (affectionately speaking of course). max opens up to yakko about his current situation, and how even though he loves his dad, he wants to feel like more of a max goof and less of goofy’s son. yakko opens up to max about how he loves his sibs but can’t help but feel worried about letting down his sibs (caring big brother moment </3) all at the same time, yet he doesn’t want to show them a side of him that isn’t silly and collected. max is just like .. oh man i know what that’s like, feeling like you have to be something you can’t always be, but you’ll realize that the people who love you will love you for you. and yakko hugs him. which is unexpected for BOTH of them but it is gladly returned, and then the two cough and turn away from eachother. “uh.. thanks, max. thank you.” “NO PR-*hyuck*oblem” “is that your laugh? oh maxie ol’ pal, no wonder you’re a goof. i like it. *wink* *taps him on the nose*” (cue max exploding inside moment.)

*wakko and dot inside a nearby bush with a pair of binoculars shared by both of them*

“is he crushing?”

“Oh yeah. BIG time.”

(also i love the HC that yakko’s eyes turn into hearts and his tail wags around max that is so cute. i cant.) i picture him looking around and walking into Huey dewey and louie’s store and being like.. hey you guys have sunglasses by any chance?

“uh isn’t it winter?”

“Don’t ask.”

(i have more about this AU i’ll send next time, MORE ADVENTURE !! this was more about them in the beginning stage HAHA)

Ok Hi I literally got to this months late I'm not great at staying on top of my askbox. This is SO cute I love Yakko and Max's bonding, I love the little nose boop, I love Yakko still being a worrywart for his siblings. I LOVE that Yakko catches on REAL fast that he's going to have to start hiding his eyes, he knows right away this is a big time crush, even if he's going to deny everything lol. I share the eye headcanon, although if you're familiar with me and my fics you knew that already. Do you have any of this written somewhere?

[thewarnerbrothers]

professional yaxxer, what are your preferences for characterizations of the boys? (i.e. is yakko fast talking and witty 100% of the time, unfazed by anything? or does have his moments where he’s caught off guard and fumbles with his words? or does he go completely head over heels and acts like a wreck around max? is max easily embarrassed and caught off guard by yakko’s antics? is he just a grumpy teenager that rolls his eyes and doesn’t take him seriously? does he get all lovey-dovey and makes a bigger goof out of himself?)

first of all, KDSFJAJDKFJDASDF PROFESSIONAL YAXXER SDFASDF anon i love you. gonna present the rest of this ask in a suit

BOY do i have a lot to say about this. more under the cut!

i try to keep at least some elements of their canonical personality traits when i think about them, but tbh as a crackshipper i do enjoy writing max and yakko in ways i consider OOC. the more outlandish the AU, the more OOC. playing with characterization amuses me greatly, but here's what i consider as 'core' traits based on details from their respective canon appearances.

as individuals

yakko: sarcastic. quick-thinking. punny. dense to certain social cues. prankster. flirty. overly-familiar with strangers. inappropriate. irritating. prone to teasing others. thrives on attention. protective/defensive (as a brother and bf).

max: energetic. sporty, otherwise uncoordinated. friendly. typically laidback with a flair for the dramatic. (did you see how he tried to impress roxanne? lol.) mildly to majorly insecure. some anger issues. can be moody. a somewhat hopeless romantic. loves his dad but easily embarrassed by him. literally just some guy.

both: likely to mimick tropes, gags, and characters associated with their parent companies. may or may not be intentional.

i mix and match traits from various canons, downplaying or playing up to taste!

together/getting to know each other

anon your scenarios are majorly cute and i think under the right circumstances any of those could play out!

in my mind yakko is the initiator 80% of the time

max is a corny sentimental guy who is not great at flirting. he will however banter with yakko as easily as he would with anyone else (if he's not freaking out too much internally)

he would also try to look cool but fail catastrophically 80% of the time

max can and will embarrass himself, but yakko will probably find it adorable or funny regardless

yakko is used to surface level flirtation so any like actual deeper romantic feelings will make him an uncharacteristically sappy mess

max is more likely to do big disney-like romantic gestures. pre-relationship yakko wouldn't want to show how much it affects him, masking his internal melting with humor. established relationship/post-relationship yakko would be over the top or cartoony with his reactions.

yakko knows max's disney nature makes getting reactions very easy so he'll poke at that

bi panic/questioning max is A++ in my book

yakko's zaniness would probably tire max out at times. i foresee communication issues, especially because the warners are generally only close with each other? this is a major relationship hurdle in my mind the older they get

max is definitely the more phsyically affectionate... at first. it takes yakko time to adjust to long-term contact. once he does, yakko becomes incredibly touch-y. lots of hugs and cuddles and nose nuzzles. max loves it

these two are huge dorks and would be doing incredibly dumb teenage boy shit all the time. in old age too. i like to imagine over time max's friend goup and the warners would get together for cute and chaotic shenanigans

max and yakko would endlessly annoy one another by virtue of coming from such different backgrounds. they love hanging out regardless

chilling with the warners would bring out more of the 'WB' in max, while hanging out with max and co. would bring out more of the 'disney' in yakko

tbh anon? my favorite dynamics to write these two in are

incredibly awkward and fluffy romance

bittersweet trying-to-make-this-work-against-the-odds in the long term

OOC shitposting

jesus that was so much text. for making it to the end you have won a cute screenshot of the warners

[mxsinizter]

Don't mind me... just gonna go off and introduce my 🔥 ghoul oc Volcan :D and its relationships with Cowbell and Earth (and mentions of Ifrit)

Goes by it/they/he pronouns, amab, and stands at 5'10 glamoured. Short-ish curly hair shaved on the sides, thick eyebrows, dark brown eyes (hints of red maybe). Meaty, chubby boy. Introverted, not very talkative but a super curious creature. Likes welding. Smiles very easily, will be the one that can't stop laughing at an inappropriate time b/c they can't control it. Cowbell takes advantage of that 💀, speaking of.... very close buddies with Cowbell and Earth! Bell is the one that really started bringing them out of its shell, sparking the fire in him. Met Ifrit through Cowbell and Cowbell has never regretted introducing two individuals more lmao. They love torturing and pranking the poor ghoul. (Will never forgive them for the itching powder in the underwear prank.) Vol and Bell have that dynamic where Volcan can secretly be the more mischievous one at times, yet the blame always falls on Cowbell. Balance each other out pretty well and love just vibing and trying all types of snacks and weird stuff together. Just two goofy guys goofing off, always have some random thing going on. (Currently seeing how many times they can make Earth trip until he realizes that someone is behind it and not him just being clumsy.)

Vol secretly (obv to Cowbell) has a little boy crush on Earth. He just really admires and looks up to him and dies inside when Earth's attention is strictly on it. Earth is somehow clueless of their feelings. Earth sees them and goes 'omg, just a lil guy', despite only being a few inches taller. The two of them can easily find comfort in one another and love having movie nights or going for walks in the forest during sunset or sunrise. Earth is very gentle with them but not in an overbearing and babying type of way and that means sm to Volcan (Cowbell's sometimes guilty of doing this, has reasons why, but still.) There's been a few times they've fallen asleep together; one time, they rubbed noses while half asleep and holy shit Volcan thought it was gonna explode. It's happened a couple of times again while they're both sleepy and somehow end up cuddling and shit does he look forward to the possibility of it happening again.

Earth gave Vol the nickname Bunny/Bun cause of its softness and love for rabbits (has rehabilitated rabbits before, there's quite a lot in the surrounding area, Earth loves helping). Ifrit makes fun of him every time he hears Earth call them the nicknames b/c he notices the effect it has on Volcan.

Little NSFW bit…. Guilty of sometimes thinking about Earth during solo pleasure time and once thought about him calling him Bunny during and holy shit he busted so fast 💀. Ever since the nickname always brings a lil extra reaction if ya catch my drift. He feels so guilty about it.

Little does it know… Cowbell has been trying to convince an insecure Earth to ask him out cause fuck, Earth's starting to fall hard for his little bunny and needs to do something about it.

[royalsunshinehotel]

Dev patels characters reacting to their s/o surprising them by wearing lingere?

A/N: This one has been living in my notebook for like two weeks now. Hope you enjoy <3 as always, consulting credit to @hecuba-of-troy

Anwar Kharral (Skins 2009) I feel like Anwar is the biggest geek. Even with all the money and clout that comes with being an indie darling, on some level, he can't quite believe that he's with you, he still sees himself as the geeky boy who ran off to London. He pulled you, he can't believe it. Anyways, Anwar reacts like Wiley Coyote. It's almost cartoon-ish the way his eyes bulge out of his head. He takes a minute to actually put his hands on you, but he makes it worth the wait.

Sonny Kapoor (The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel, 2011) Straight up I don't think Sonny would believe it. You're pretty chill as a person, always following your gut, and standing your ground when you need to, but Sonny, being Sonny, definitely jumps to the conclusion of you being the wildest western sex goddess dream, like a centerfold or one of the ladies from the internet videos . He proceeds to give you the head of a lifetime, good for you.

Neal Sampat (Newsroom, 2011-2014) To Neal, you are the definition of "baddie on a budget". If you work with him, the two of you have the same job and he's likely getting the same amount of pay as you, and he doesn't get paid what for the worth of the work he does, same for you. This is why he's absolutely floored when you come out in one of the nicest sets. Is it out of your budget? Yeah. Do you take advantage of his shock and ride tf out of him? Also yeah.

Deon Wilson (Chappie, 2015) Deon, due to lack of experence, would have a good moment where he's caught like a deer in headlights (ha ha), we think he'd probably admire for a while, want a 360 view with the softest look on his face. It would really be soft, and you'd get tiny kisses on your neck most likely.

Sheru “Saroo” Bierley (LION, 2016) Saroo is a little bit tough. I feel like, initially, he'd could be kinda mean, just ordering you to lay down and teasing tf out of you for being a 'slut', which you are, but for him, specifically. But on the other hand, I could also see Saroo just being so 😁 thrilled to be with you, especially when you look like an angel with no wings, "So like a person" is what you respond, and I feel like you gotta get smacked in the pussy a few times for that.

Jay Menha (The Wedding Guest, 2018) Sanjay immediately dives in. I feel like this is one of the few times where he'd ask if you like what your wearing before he dives in and starts to fuck you. Being of an artistic mindset, there is a good chance he'd want to take pictures or draw you looking so pretty, but he's a kind person. He won't make you wait for dick. David Copperfield I feel like you bust out the costumes/lingerie when David's been a little too lost in his work. Essentially, what happens is he's troubleshooting his latest plot to you while you're getting dressed, his nose practically buried in pieces of paper. He's lost in his own little world, so you pull him by the hair to bring him back to you. Once he sees what your wearing he gets hard because (1) it's you and (2) he was able to pay for the outfit with his books!!!! The fuck!! David, being David, proceeds to chatter on about the heroine and what she should do to one of her love interests, and it's a lot better than what he had going before you pulled him back to you. You have to sit on his face to get him to shut the fuck up, but that's hardly an inconvenience.

Joshua Madika Joshua would be a bit of a goof. I fully see you taking his credit card out on a spree, and he comes home to a mini fashion show where he gets hard at the idea of spending money on you. This man was built to be a sugar daddy, but if you tell him he can look, but can't touch, he'll respect that.

Sir Gawain I don't think they had lingerie in the middle ages, but I'm picturing something that likely has chains on it, and wouldn't be the most comfortable. There's a high chance that this would also link somewhat to medieval BDSM, and you are going to be teased within an inch of your life. Also, I feel like when your dressed up, your inside. IDK if I say this enough, but fucking Gawain outside 😛