#maybe fucks him silly over it 🤷🏽‍♀️

[shivunin]

For the record, Zevran changes his last name to Tabris at some point, even though they refuse to publicly admit they're married

[mazzystar24]

There is this one storyline somewhere that I think either I watched somewhere, read somewhere, or just dreamt or thought abt but it’s stuck in my head lately and it’s soooo perfect for buddie, that I must share because I can’t write fanfics but I can tell you guys the ideas my silly little brain comes up with:

Three words

Buck car crash

Bonus points if Chris is in the backseat (we are sick and twisted for the fact that ik yall will agree)

Okay but to the actual idea

So Buck’s car crashes but in the end all of them are fine and obviously the jeep has a lot of sentimental value so when he sees the ruins of it it hits him hard and the mechanic or whoever is like cos it’s an old car and had some problems and the damage is so bad it’s better easier and cheaper for you to just get a new one

Now this part is specifically from the storyline with ambiguous origins not just cos of my hatred toward a certain Thomas but in that story the girl’s (?) bf is like a secret subtle asshole in the dismissive way like he kinda just says like oh the crash could’ve been worse, you should be thankful, it’s just a car, you can buy a new one that’s the same make, all that jazz - so imma honestly say that that reaction tracks for tommy ngl

Okay as I’m writing this I’m realising that storyline may 88% be from a dream so maybe we DO know the origins of it (yes I dream in stories sometimes)

Anyways so buck is like it wouldn’t be the same it wouldn’t have this sentimental thing or this idk sharpie writing or this nail polish stain or this blah blah blah

but ultimately he’s like you know what? okay yeah you’re right and says goodbye to the jeep

And the best friend- Eddie- knows or is there for all this and goes behind Buck’s back and buys the damaged car from the place (I’m just a girl 🎀 is it called a junkyard or do they take it to like a mechanic lot or what?) and fixes up the car in secret and keeps as much of the original pieces as possible and keeps the pieces he can’t salvage to turn into some sort of keepsake like idk cutting parts of the metal and turning it into some sort of trinket (realistic car restoration? Not round here partner not round here🤠)

Bonus points for emotional moment when he has to fix the interior of the car and sees the blood remnants from the crash

Skip forward to a big celebration like Christmas or a birthday or something (birthday is my preference for this plot but Christmas does canonically make buddie gayer so 🤷🏽‍♀️) and the actual boyfriend got a good but generic present like idk a nice sweater (idk what you get boyfriends?) and ofc the bestie has the secret restored car

BUT

The bestie SWAPS WITH THE BOYFRIEND

Big sentimental reaction toward having the car back, thanks exchanged, Eddie looking on yada yada

After the party or maybe just a quiet moment at the party Eddie is chilling outside or whatever and then buck approaches and is like *meaningful look* “thank you” and Eddie is like tryna play it off and be like ah yes ik how much you love sweaters *mental facepalm* and then buck is like🤨 unimpressed cut the bullshit face and he’s like no Thank you™️ (in bold and italics and tm to communicate to you guys the tone) and eddie drops the act and is just like “fuck how did you know?” and then buck is like “I’ve never mentioned half those minor details or their sentimental value to him before” and then Eddie once again tries to play it off and be like “well I helped but it was him” and then cue unimpressed cut the bs look no2 and Eddie gives up and is like you’re welcome (do I need to tell you guys why I’m putting this in bold and italics or can you envision the cow eyes that go with this line?)

*soft smiles from both*

Then the scene literally ends with them sat next to eachother on a bench or wherever they are and chatting abt none sense or maybe over the semantics of actually fixing the car while they do the little head leaning on the shoulder thing

[heartsoftruth]

"What would you do? 🤔" Ok this might sound bad but honestly it depends on how famous the guy is lol 😅for instance Kylian and I are the same age but he's SO famous that I just can't see myself having a public IG (ever) If i would be his girlfriend or his wife. I like my privacy. If fans and paparazzi caught us together and it starts to go around on social media that Kylian "has a new girlfriend" and people starts to get curious then fine that is something I have no control over. 1/2

2/3. Did you hear that Dani Alves and his wife Joana recently got mocked/hate for a video she posted on TikTok? Her tiktok handle is joanasanz1. She posted a silly video and some people just overreacted completely. I actually thought the video she posted was ridiculous but I also thought "whatever Dani and Joana are married should be able to post whatever they want". Just that kinda response/hate from people is something I don't want to see or face as a wag. So much negativity from strangers.

3/4. Do you know the IG account of this Bruna clone? 🤔 is she private? If i were her or if i were her friend I would encourage her to either go private, disable the comments or limit the comments. Like Hailey Bieber does, which I think is very smart of her. What is it this Bruna woman does for a living? is she a model or an influencer?

4/4. "And when you have kids like Anto and Georgina have I don’t think it matters a lot anymore. I think people are more acceptant then." I honestly don't know how they do it. That could never be me 🙈even If would to post photos or videos of my kids faces I would disable the comments. I don't understand how Anto and Geo don't disable the comments (or if they already do) but there's sooo many creepy people online. What would you do?

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I made one big ask of it so it was easier hhaha.

Hahha. No I don’t think that sounds bad. In all honesty I’ve thought about that too, but I feel in football we don’t really have that. That super star that girl go crazy for. Kylian and Haaland etc are of course big players, but I don’t know if they make girls swoon etc etc.

In F1 with Lando and less with Charles I think you have to hiiiiiiiiideeee becoming the gf of one of those. Especially Lando.

But you saying you can’t see yourself having a public IG when you’re with Kylian for example. So would you post about him on your private insta?

Now that I think about it writing this: when your relationship is private a lot doesn’t get attention. Like you attending a race/game. But when you’re spotted by fans/paparazzi You of course will get noticed and known by photographed in the stadium/paddock. As much as I wouldn’t post 29383 photos when it’s out it wouldn’t stop me from going to the stadium/race. Tho I wouldn’t stop for them HAHAH. I see a lot of the F1-wags always stop for 1 photographer and I’m like 😅😅😅 okkk hahhaa.

Oh no. I have no idea? What did she post? I had no idea peopel are even bothered by her 😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️

Yeah she has an open insta. Here it is:

And I think she’s getting some comments since I saw that her sister defended her. I have no idea what she does etc. But I guess from what her sister says she comes from a normal(ish) fam? Or maybe on the richer side if she truly pays her own tickets to Paris. She’s there a lot hahaha.

Yeah with kids I would be a bit more stricter. Especially like you said you have so many sick fucks on the internet. I remember how when Carol had her second child. Vino was changing his diaper on his InstaStory and you saw everything of that child. I almost send him a message to delete it since so many sick fucks might look at it download etc.

I would never post my child in swinningwear for example. But norma moments like? Play football? Get into a kart Idunno now sounds possible. Or maybe only from the back Like a lot of celebs also do. It’s difficult but definitely not too much of the child.

[elixirtchalla]

erik • a-z nsfw

A = Aftercare

Erik usually gives it his all during sex and your body is always spent. If he’s got enough energy, he’ll massage you and maybe clean you up which leads to even more sex. 🤷🏽‍♀️

B = Body Part

Other than his dick, his favorite body part on him is either his hands or his chest. He loves seeing you completely under his mercy when his hands pin your body down, and he loves it when your fingernails scratch down his chest when he’s pleasuring you, especially over his chest.

On you, his favorite body part is your ass. His hands are on your ass at all times during sex; slapping it, squeezing it. They never leave it 🤷🏽‍♀️

C = Cum

8/10 Erik is actually coming inside of you. Since he loves your ass so much, there’s a good chance he’s coming on those cheeks. If not there, he’s painting your stomach and tits with his white.

D = Dirty Secret

The first time y’all had sex or around the first time, Erik stole your panties. While you were falling asleep, he took them and shoved them in his pants pocket so they’d be there when he left in the morning. To this day he’s never told you about it but he still has them. As a souvenir :)

E = Experience

He... has plenty of that shit. He’s probably the type of nigga that lost his virginity at 13 to an older girl and doesn’t regret it at all. He gets freaky with all his girlfriends before he murders them :)

F = Favorite Position

Doggy style. If not that then anything where you’re on your stomach and he’s hitting it from the back. When he’s subbing, if that ever happens, he likes cowgirl / reverse cowgirl.

G = Goofy

Erik is usually serious during sex but since he can sometimes be a very goofy boyfriend, he brings that to the bedroom. He always cracks jokes when he’s in more of a goofy mood about your moaning or something dumb, making sex much more lighthearted and fun.

H = Hair

Erik doesn’t care that much about hair on himself, he only shaves if it’s a personal problem for him, but he’ll shave much more often if you don’t like all the hair he has. Expect him to be pointing out hair on you too tho lmao

I = Intimacy

Erik can be intimate with you, but not overly intimate cause that shit makes him cringe shsjdjdjd. If he’s feeling particularly soft, he’ll tell you how beautiful you are or how much he loves you but you’re moaning so loud you can’t hear. 🤷🏽‍♀️

J = Jack Off

He jerks it all the time!! In hopes that you’ll catch him!! He jerks off whenever he knows you’re coming to his crib just so it can lead to some bomb ass sex. Other than that, he jerks off to pictures of you often (even the normal ass selfies) and sends you pics with his dick in his hand. 👀

K = Kink

He has a kink for bondage / ropes / shit like that on both of you & him. He likes the thought of you being completely under his control and vice versa. Also really likes facefucking, and does that way too often for it to be normal.

L = Location

Loves during it in every spot in your crib—bedroom, bathroom, closet, laundry room, kitchen, living room couch—y’all have done it in all those places. He also likes doing it in public where there are a lot of people, especially clubs, where he can fuck you up against a wall / in a corner and nobody will think twice about it.

M = Motivation

Just you acting sexy in general turns him on. Erik is probably one to get turned on by the little things you do, too, like getting dressed for work in the morning or putting on your makeup if you wear any. You in his presence is enough for him to bend you over and fuck you silly.

N = NO

Erik does not like other men touching you for the most part, like at all. He’s gucci with a threesome with another girl (of fucking course) but another man? Absolutely not. He’s a jealous person and that pisses him off to no end.

O = Oral

Will eat you out for hours if you want him to. He has a long, thick tongue that can probably cover the entirety of your sex. He ignores all the times you tug at his hair or try to move away from him because he’s focused on getting you to cum as much as possible.

For him... facefucking. That’s it. It’s not always rough, but most of the time he likes it when he controls how fast or hard you suck his dick, especially if you’re in a hurry.

P = Pace

He doesn’t go slow unless y’all are during that lovey dovey shit. He’ll start off slow, then speed up to where you can barely keep up, but he’ll slow down to drag the sex on and tease you from actually cumming. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Q = Quickie

Even though Erik prefers long, drawn out sex with you, quickies can happen every so often. These usually happen when y’all are out in public, when you’re both horny and just tryna bust a nut tbh

R = Risk

Erik is up for anything if it’s not too too serious. He knows all about that BDSM shit and will try most aspects of it. He will not do anything that seems way too harmful to either of y’all but particular you, since he can take anything. (or so he says 🙄)

S = Stamina

Of course he needs a break every once in a while but his stamina is really out of this world when he’s really horny. He’ll go round after round until his entire sexual drive for the night is spent, so he has to have hella stamina for that.

T = Toy

He doesn’t care much for toys used on him, but on you?? He’s using every toy he can find, just to experiment. Vibrators and dildos in every form, you bet he’s using them on you just to make you cum with his dick afterwards.

U = Unfair

Part of him spending night after night in bed with you is his teasing, but he doesn’t do it as much as you do it. He honestly loves it when you tease him before you two have sex, it motivates him even more to give you everything you want in the bedroom.

V = Volume

Erik is definitely a louder lover in bed—he wants you and your neighbors to know how good you’re making him feel. He’s only quiet if you’re out in public because he does not want to get banned from Forever 21, no matter how much he claims to hate that store.

W = Wild Card

Ever since he stole your underwear from the first night you had sex, he finds himself doing that a lot more often. You’re confused when your panties go missing and then return days later, freshly cleaned and in your drawer with the rest of your underwear. You go to question Erik about it all the time but he always avoid the question.

X = X-Ray

Erik has it all y’all!! He’s around 8.1 inches but his thickness?? You gon have to stretch yourself before y’all ever have sex 👀

Y = Yearning

Erik can either straight up tell you he’s horny or you’ll have to get it on your own. Erik loves your body and will show you how much he loves it at any moment he can.

Z = ZZZ

It’s almost like this boy never sleeps?? Or gets tired?? But when you tell him you’re done for the night, he’s holding you in your sleep after how exhausted he is as well.