#maybe pawsten

[notwxrriors]

concept: taserplay

hoooooooooooooooooo

we talked abt shock collars so u kno what? this is a p natural progression, awsten would hate it, and otto would loVE it 

[twinkaws]

i just wanna see an awstty selfie :((((((

[vampatty]

Pawsten for the ship ask

How do much do I ship it?: Never heard of it/ Notp / Dislike / used to ship / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / IS IT CANON YET?

What non sexual activities do they like to do together?

they def have movie nights !! horror movies make good excuses for wanting to be held lol

Who does chores around the house?

they're probably pretty balanced with regular ones but patty's the one to pick up things that don't need done as often

Who’s the better cook?

both of them definitely can cook but one of them (awsten) will always try and say the other one is better because they think the other one looks really cute while they're cooking and they need an excuse to watch

Who’s the funniest drunk?

neither of them drink at all lmao so there's no way to know but awsten is already such a crackhead i feel like he'd just get worse with alcohol

Do they have kids?

maybe after they've been together for a really long time but even then it's probably just one, they seem more like cool uncles rather than actual fathers

Do they have any traditions?

some small ones!! like opening a single present from the other on christmas eve,

What do they fight about?

awsten is really social and very extraverted and patty is like the complete opposite so they probably have problems there just out of miscommunication sometimes, like if patty thinks awsten is out too much or pushing him to do things he's not really wanting to do and awsten thinking patty stays home too much and never wants to do anything, but i don't feel like they'd really have a full fledged fight about it rather than trying to work it out if it came up, there are definitely smaller kinda stupid things they argue about but none of those are really serious

What would they do if they found their paring tag on tumblr? (If they have one)

i mean there really isn't one but they'd probably think it was pretty funny if there were

Who cried at the end of Marley and me?

both of them 100% but awsten maybe a little more because he really loves dogs

Who always wins at Mario kart?

patty is probably better at it but awsten will win at the last second because he'll make patty drop the controller somehow or distract him enough to fuck him up

One thing I like about this ship?

bottom4bottom ships are rare but good and this is an example of that and nobody can change my mind

One thing I don't like about the ship?

honestly there's nothing specifically, they might not be as close to each other irl as some other ships but that doesn't really bother me

The song I would say fits them?

i couldn't really find a perfect one but def transatlanticism by death cab if they're not living together yet and maybe parachute by neck deep

Another headcanon about the paring? (Free space)

it doesn't matter what they're doing, if they're at home together they've gotta be touching in some way or at least in the same room together, they just enjoy being in each others space a lot, even if that means sitting right next to each other on the couch while they both do something different on their phones/laptops

[lavellenchanted]

I was tagged by the supercalifragilisticexpialidocious @otherpens 😘

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer questions that are given to you and then write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people.

Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them.

Rule 5: Don’t change the rules. (What? Change ‘em if you want)

1. What is your favourite bird call/sound?

I don’t know if I could differentiate enough bird sounds to say what my favourite is? I think of the birds local to my area probably the blackbird is the nicest. I know I have an intense and personal dislike of pigeons cooing because they wake me up all the damn time. 

2. Do you have a favourite cup or mug? If so, please describe it.

My current favourite is rounded in shape, purple on the outside and light blue on the inside, with a stylized drawing of Ariel from The Little Mermaid. My mum bought it for me as penance after she inadvertently threw out two other Disney mugs I owned.

3. You’ve acquired a tiny black kitten with big yellow eyes: what do you name it?

On the one hand I am very basic so might just go for something like Sable or Midnight. On the other hand I’m also a pun-loving nerd so I’d be tempted to go for Shakespurr or Jane Pawsten or something. 

4. Which is your favourite myth or legend and why?

Arthuriana is my jam - I grew up on stories of King Arthur and Camelot, and I just love all the different variations and how different aspects of British mythology and religion are all woven together.

5. Your hands are cold: mittens, gloves, or other hand-warming tactic (please specify)?

I have fingerless gloves that have removable mitten tops, so I have the warmth of mittens but can easily use my fingers if needed. If they’re not on me, I’ll just pull my sleeves down over my hands.

6. If you could see any play or musical with any cast, living or dead, which would it be and who would be in it?

Oh wow, that’s difficult ... I’d love to see the original Broadway casts of Wicked and Hamilton, but then equally I would kill to see some of great Shakespearian actors, like Ian McKellan, Ken Branagh, Judi Dench, Patrick Stewart, Emma Thompson, Tom Hiddleston etc in a live performance.

7. If you had to plant one type of orchard/crop-bearing grove of trees behind your house, what kind would it be?

I mean, if if I could I would grow avocado trees because then I would have my own supply of avocados and could stop spending all my millennial money on them and maybe one day afford a house but since I live in England and I don’t think they’d take, then probably apple trees, specifically Granny Smiths.

8. What do you find to be the most attractive kind of skill-set competence in a person? (I.e. medical, culinary, technological, outdoorsy, etc..)

Ooooh. I do find cooking skills quite attractive, but then again  whenever men in fiction demonstrate woodworking talents it does something to me . . .

9. Are you fully aware of how awesome you are? (Because you’re totallyawesome, you awesomebeast.)

Well I am now, thanks to you 💖

10. What would be your preferred way of using a raw egg to some purpose? (You don’t have to prepare and eat it, it could be in a home cosmetic remedy or left to rot before being hurled at somebody special.)

Uhhh probably in a cake, I’m a simple gal.

11. Who is your favourite WOC in media, whether a fictional character or celebrity/personage?

Oh boyyyy, how to choose? In terms of fictional characters I’d probably have to say Makoto Kino from Sailor Moon, I’ve loved her since I was six years old so she has a very very special place in my heart.

Celebrity-wise - I think Gugu M’batha-Raw is an amazingly talented and very underrated actress who deserves to get much bigger, starring roles because she absolutely has the skill and charisma to carry a film. And I fangirl a bit whenever Gina Torres is in anything.

My questions:

1. If you could instantly master any skill, what would it be?

2. If you could know the answer to any historical mystery, what would you choose and why?

3. Rec me a song!

4. What is your favourite candle scent?

5. Do you have a favourite piece of clothing? What is it?

6. Do you have any fun/obscure facts you’d like to share?

7. How do you arranges the books on your shelf?

8. Spots or stripes?

9. Is there a toy you remember really wanted as a kid, but never getting? What was it?

10. What are you looking forward to?

11. What’s your flavour profile?

I’m tagging @theawkwardterrier, @roboticonography, @thesokovianaccords, @beautifulwhensarcastic, @ardatli, @misscrawfords, @thevoicelessromantic and @denerim (if you guys want to, ofc!)

[notwxrriors]

ok so like. pawsten. i feel like aws would be the big spoon

patty walters is maybe 5'5 so,,, yeah. but also? patty being the big spoon is also very cute...