INFP: *gently taps table*
INTP: *taps back*
INFJ: What are they doing?
INTJ: Morse code.
INFP: *aggressively taps table*
INTP: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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INTJ: ENTP. darling. sweetheart. love of my life.
ENTP: youre mad at me arent you
INTJ: livid
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INTJ: who do you think, out of three of us —INTJ, INTP, and INFP, will live the longest?
INFJ: easy, it'll be INFP
INFP: huh? why?
INFJ: don't you realize these two just want to die young?
INTP: true, thank you so much
INTJ: yeah, very true
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INTP: okay, I got you a painkiller
ENTP: thanks, am I supposed to bite it?
INTP: what? no, just swallow it
ENTP: I kinda want to bite it
INTP: you won't
ENTP: I bit it
INTP: what the fuck? *laughing ass off* no fucking way. just no. what does it taste like?
ENTP, in the verge of dying: it's burning my tongue *spits* I'll wash my mouth
INTP: wait, what is it made of? oh goodness, it's fucking acid. what does it taste like?
ENTP: awful, do you have something to eat?
INTP: I have, uh, mandarin
ENTP: are you kidding me?
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ENFP 7w8 teasing INTJ 5w6 for kissing ENTP 7w6 while ISFP 9w1 is like 😒
ENFP: intj kissed entp!
INTJ: no I didn’t!
ENFP: yes you did!
INTJ: didn’t!
ENFP: diiiiiiiid
INTJ: did…not!
ENFP: did did did did did did did did did did did
ISFP: *Ahem*
ISFP: ugh I could break this tie
ISFP: They totally did.
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ENTP: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this.
ENFP: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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INTP: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?
ENTJ: Plane tickets?
ENTP: Concert tickets?
INTJ: Prostitution?
INTP, holding their broken frames: Glasses.
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INTP: I haven't cried in so long I do not even understand how to perform that action anymore (huff laughing.)
INFJ smirking: we can fix that.
INTP: fix what? We?
INFP twirling their chair around with a slightly manic grin: what type of crying would you like to experience with which emotion and at what level?
INTP emenseless confused.
INFJ sighing and twirling them back around: no no be gentle INFP.
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MBTI Incorrect Scenarios
ENTJ: *whispering hoping no one will hear them* I have a crush on INTJ...
ENTP: YOU HAVE A WHAT ON WHO NOW?
ENTJ: *pterodactyl screech* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM??!!
INTP: *startles awake and looks around confused* What did I miss????
*some distant pleas for mercy from ENTP*
INTJ: ENTJ, I brought you a new book on financial strategies-
*ENTJ literally sends ENTP flying across the hallway*
ENTJ: Thanks. *takes book*
*INTJ glances at ENTP absolutely unbothered*
INTJ: Need help with that? *points at the body*
ENTJ: Nope, I'm good.
INTJ: K.
INTP: Do we have any potato chips left??
ENTJ: Check the cupboard above the stove.
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INTP (1): Hey INFJ, are you having lunch with us?
INFJ: Well, I hope so, if you let me. Not in the mood for cooking today.
INTP (2): Humm, we don't let you then, you'll have to cook alone.
INFJ: 😢What if I say please and that I love you all so much?? 🥺🥺
INTP (1): Sounds like bs to me
INFJ: 😭
ISFP: Oh poor him, don't say that..
INTP (2): *laughing about the chaos*
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esfp: soooo what was ur reaction when you first realized you fell for them
intj: oh smth like *insert string of expletives and hell lot of swearing*
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INTJ: what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesnt count as socializing
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INTP: okay, focus, focus, focus, stay focused! no, don't do anything else. focus!
INTJ: what the fuck are you doing?
INTP: it's self talk, i love talking to myself
INFJ: what? i thought you were praying
INTJ: um, excuse me, but it makes more sense to see INTP chants some mantras than praying
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ENTP, talking to a group, suddenly turns to INTP: you're not gonna like this
ENTP: *says it anyways*
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ISTP 6w5 finds ISFP 4w3’s location.
ISTP: *knocks on door*
ISFP: who the hell is that!?
INTP: *gets door for istp*
INTP: it’s your bestie
ISFP: how the hell did you find me!?!?!?
ISTP: I watch you walk home.
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