#mcl x dpm

[mclarengf]

orange/lime - max on a first date gO

OKAY

i'm envisioning a nice dinner date- max seems like the type of guy to do date nights right. he's not gonna half arse a first date by spending it on the couch watching a film or something.

he brings flowers!

he's kinda shy at first, pretty reserved, but then as the night progresses he opens up more cause he gets more comfortable around u and also the wine.

he shows u his cats as soon as possible in the conversation. bro's got pics of sassy and jimmy in his wallet like they're his kids. (they are).

he doesn't want to talk too much about racing i think, cause he wants to pay attention to you and not start yapping away about his job.

he yaps about everything else tho. maxplaining in full!!

he walks you to your car and opens the door for you and watch til you drive away, if you drove. if you got a uber, he'll hear none of it and when you tell him whereabouts u live, he'll lie and say you're just on the way to his so you'll accept his offer. he also opens the door for you, and he waits in the car til you get in the house and text him you're alr, to drive off.

[mclarengf]

orange/lime sfw seven minutes with shy oscar

HAHA I AM RUBBING MY HANDS TOGETHER EVILLY.

you get pushed in the wardrobe together by probably lando.

but it's a hotel wardrobe, so lando's pushing against the door to keep it closed, you're crouched up on the drawers, and oscar's neck is at a 90º angle so he doesn't hit the clothes hangers.

after getting used to the awkward positioning, you giggle at each other for a bit cause of course you two would be the ones to find yourself in this situation.

he's blushing when you talk, and paying full attention to every word that comes out of your mouth. you two mostly talk about the driving, the next race, the race before. he tells you about how the car feels better and better with each race, and he's confident he'll at least be top 7 in the wdc this year.

lando yells at you two to "HURRY UP AND FUCK! this door is so heavy!" you tell him to piss off and gesture to oscar to keep talking. he smiles at u and does so.

when the seven minutes is up, you shove the door open, and wink at oscar when lando remarks, "quick fuck, mate."

he smiles down at the ground, ignoring the burn in his ears and cheeks.

[mclarengf]

matchmake me (logan) and soul read pls ty xxxxx

can i be so fr... soul read u as alex.

and matchmake u w logan or lowk mick too

[mclarengf]

im bouta be mad annoyin

i'm ready.

[mclarengf]

fuck marry kill: oscar, lando and pato

fuck - lando (have u seen the texts he's sent? only a man with a huge schlong and knows how to use it would have that amount of huge confidence. also he can't keep a relationship to save his life x)

marry - oscar (him + lily = oscar piastri knows how to keep a relationship)

kill - pato (sorry i know nothing abt him except he's used as a plot device in fanfics and that he's the reserve???? driver for mclaren)

[mclarengf]

hey

woah what is this

[mclarengf]

would you rather get punched by alex or logan

i'd rather deck them both.

JKS i think alex. cause i don't trust a white man