#me and the bad bitch i pulled by autistic

[devilmaycry3dantesawakening]

read more'ing this for the the sake of my mutuals who i know plan to watch the show but still haven't. rambly spoiler-y post about Kill la Kill incoming:

it's kind of genuinely crazy to me how ryuuko killlakill is just canonically a lesbian and despite this show being insanely popular and seeing it posted everywhere ten years back, i somehow just never heard about it in the ten year span it took me to watch it. like just from internet osmosis i knew about the gay shit with kaworu in evangelion, and diantha and akko shipping is basically all i've ever heard about from LWA, and i vaguely knew how gay promare was before i watched it (though i didn't know there was an outright kiss).

but like, ryuuko is just gay and i never once stumbled on any posts about it. when she's in mind control land she makes out with nui on screen and the immediate assessment from ragyou afterwards is "she's horny and saw girl lips and pounced".

the show's character designer is still drawing post-canon ship art of her with mako sharing a futon and swapping shirts.

her fucked up mind palace that's presented as the unhappy ideal of her evil fascist mom's desires is depicted as her getting married to a faceless man, and she's ripped out of it by mako (and my goat senketsu) breaking up the wedding at the altar.

she goes on a fucking date with mako at the end and there's a fucking kiss and mako specifically uses romantic terminology (to my understanding the loanword "deto" is used only for romantic intent) and imagery and ryuuko uses the promise of the date to keep herself hyped up in the final boss fight and the last spoken line in the broadcast airing of the show is about their date and like what the fuck?? i've looked up old discussion threads and i've seen people trying to argue about ryuuko/mako being canon and like, yeah, mako's date proposition is partially played for humor, but if ryuuko was a boy absolutely nobody would ever have a single doubt whether this shit is supposed to be romantic or not.

the ova ends with these bitches holding hands.

like i know how anime writing works and i'm not going to act like this is anywhere near the level of explicit depiction you'd get in like, an actual yuri manga or whatever—the kiss with nui is depicted as An Extremely Bad Thing done by a ryuuko who isn't in a right state of mind and the date with mako uses romantic terms but is coy about actually confirming anything—but like come on. mako is literally "me with the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic".

there's no ending to this post i just think ryuuko is cool. i already liked her a lot but the show ending with a big fat "SHE'S GAY" sticker slapped on top made me realize "oh i'm going to be annoying about this show for years."

[c4t1l1n4]

Empty Melodies: a silly little Sea Grunkles fic

Ford discovers that he’s immune to sirens. The sirens are just as intrigued by that as he is.

Or, me and the bad bitches I pulled by being autistic: the fic

[mangomagicaart]

Let me get this out of my system please ;;w;;

But yep, Floofty and Frazzle (or Frazzty I guess) as people!

Some important-ish notes I guess:

Both Frazzle AND Floofty have top surgery scars

Floofty ofc has a stitch scar on their stump, but also a random assortment of cut and burn scars

Floofty lets their hair grow out and puts it in a ponytail for safety reasons (ya know, in case they're working with fire or chemicals)

Frazzle's entire body is covered with freckles. They also have tattoos on their shoulders and arms!

[chronicbeans]

Can we talk about how this man-

This short king goober, stole TWO wives. From the same guy, too. What type of rizz does he have? He must have some sort of goofy silly swag or something idk.

I bet you if Adam got a husband, this mad lad would still try to steal him from Adam. His type has gotta be "Married to the first man God created" and I love that for him.

[deecotan]

anyway here's wavewave

[maybmila]

Him and the bad bitch

[circustroubles]

he’s listening intently to their beeps

[foursidecity]

Their so silly and cute

[tournamentpollsinc]

WINNER

Me and the Bad Bitch I Pulled by Being Autistic

!!TROBED!!

[beebfreeb]

[rockrosethistle]

just the fact that every great Hatchetfield couple is some variation of "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic"

[puppyeared]

Odd couple <3

[mangomagicaart]

I think I had a bit too much fun on this one 😅

This was supposed to be a silly sketch I did while stoned but then I went kinda ham on it and adding more and more

[auuwmk]

what do y'all know about salaryman kim dokja generic guy swag smh. he's only seen as amazing because his special interest suddenly became super relevant and obviously he's gonna be the most annoyingly pretentious person on the planet about it

and somehow his autistic rizz is strong enough to make everyone want to kiss him (been in the apocalypse for too long they started finding the most normalest guy attractive or something idfk)

[homolobotomized]

kabru going thru the labors of hercules (and dying more than any other named character) specifically because he wanted to listen to laios infodump ab his special interest is making me crazy like what do you MEAN..........

[3xigua]

i like my men stupid and pathetic

closeups under the cut :3