#me: ''aaaaAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH''

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

So like....my dad likes to play devils advocate

And ik normally when people do that its generally as a way to be racist/queerphobic/sexist and use "ahhh im just playing devils advocate" as a defense when people get mad at them

But I KNOW where my dad stands on things. He's very vocal about it. Despite the fact that he thinks of himself as moderate or a centrist or whatever....most of his viewpoints are much farther left than he believes they are. So we actually agree on a lot of things.

When he plays devils advocate its because he's trying to help people strengthen their stance. Which on its own isn't necessarily a bad thing.....the problem is he doesn't know the appropriate time to do that. Nor does he ask first. He just jumps right into trying to challenge your viewpoint regardless of the tone of the conversation. Regardless of what the conversation is even about. He wants you to defend your point to him.

And he holds back quite a bit with people he doesn't know as well. Because as you may have guessed, not many people react well to it. Most of his friends are alright with it.

And maybe for some kids, growing up with a parent like that may have strengthened their debate skills a bit. It did not for me. I shut down in debates. I need a lot of time to think through what im saying. And I need to be able to get my whole point out before the next person starts in with theirs. So if you interrupt me mid sentence I will lose my point to the endless void that is my brain. And possibly also the ability to speak.

But it also had the effect of making me extremely defensive when anyone asks me questions about things that matter to me. Bullying at school also contributed to that. So anytime anyone asks me about literally anything I like or enjoy or believe I feel like I have to debate it to the death. Which then fills me with anxiety because I don't want to do that.

Anyways there was no point to this other than thats something I need to work through

Itd be nice if my dad could work through his childhood trauma that makes him feel like he needs to be like this tho.

[half-milk-equation]

since the containment breach makes it harder to simp, i shall express my pain by screeching into the vast void of the desert

[spacefinch]

Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Sinnoh Edition

Team Galactic Grunt:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaHHHHhhhhh!

Looker: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Dawn: I'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom.

Johanna: Get out of me car!

Dawn: Aww.

Barry: *handing out Drifloons* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Cyrus: I don't have one either.

Dawn: *filming*

Professor Rowan, walking into his lab every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Lucas: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.

Flint: *touches electric fireplace*

Lucas: Oh man, he’s a magic man.

Looker: Why don’t we just relax, or turn on the radio? WOULD YOU LIKE HAM, OR—

Fantina: Hi, I'm Fantina and I'm your freestyle dance teacher.

Looker: *slides down a ramp* Good evening.

Dawn, Lucas, and Barry (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Barry: We actually have the chip reader now.

Lucas: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* hmmmm….

Barry: Oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of chiiiiii…….

Transaction completed.

Barry: I go to Home Depot

Barry: I eat the tools

Palmer: Stop it

Barry: Crumch

Cynthia: I swear, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to regret it.

Bertha: …

Flint: … 

Aaron: …

Lucian: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Cynthia: *facepalm*

Lucas: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Dawn: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Barry: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Volkner: Normalize replying to emails with "what."

Lucas: Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog.

Professor Rowan: Who’s Joe? What’s ligma? What’s updog?

Lucas: *inhales*

Dawn: Non-binary people don't owe you androgyny.

Barry: One does owe me money, though.

Dawn: No offense but…

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can’t say

People just liked it better that way

Lucas: asadsfjdsglgjlks

Professor Rowan: What is that?

Lucas: It's a keyboard smash

Rowan: How do I do that?

Lucas: Just press any key lol

Rowan: 7

Barry: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

Cynthia: As an archaeologist, I find this a VERY AWKWARD QUESTION.

Barry: Answer the question, grave robber.

Barry: Before you leave the house, think of the acronym "WOWEE:"

Wallet

phOne

Wkeys

Egg

Egg (backup)

Volkner: You don’t have to "ship" things… just a reminder.

Lucas: Yeah, you could deliver them inste94q0ugpwsb nglsjki/rrhxbijbvnldkzOLHLNF>O(PJFVD

Volkner: Poor thing… walked right into an electrical fence while speaking…

Looker: *banging on door* OPEN UP, IT’S THE POLICE!

Lucas: It’s okay, I’m innocent.

Looker: THE FASHION POLICE!

Lucas: *looking down at sandals over socks* Oh no.

Fantina: Spirits, if you are here, speak to us.

Roark: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED—

Volkner: *reading AA battery label* Aaahh.

Volkner: *reading AAA batteries: AAAAAHHHH.

Volkner: *reading AAAA batteries:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Palmer: Barry, go put those popsicles back.

Barry, grabbing all the popsicles and sliding away: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHIIIIIING

Cyrus: We all die someday.  You either kill yourself or you get killed.  Whatcha gonna do?  Whatcha gonna do?

Barry: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Lucas: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Dawn: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Lucian: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Byron: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Lucian: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Byron: Hmm... I've been drinking cola and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Cyrus: Team Plasma is going to change the world.

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: For the better?

Cyrus:

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: . . . For the better, right?

Flint: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Cynthia: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Volkner, zipping into the room: FLOOR IT!

Flint: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!

Cynthia: You're GOING to burn the building down.

Flint: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES!

Volkner: DO IT!

Cynthia: NO.

Roark, in front of a fence with Cranidos behind it: Even the babies are some of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure and there's no possible- OH MY ARCEUS

Byron: *hands Barry a harmonica*

Byron: you play it, you get a million Pokedollars, but a million people will die-

Barry: *furiously plays harmonica*

Byron: BARRY NO-

[dangerousbride]

Ichiruki gives me cuteness aggression AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO SQUISH THEIR FACES

[bananathecow]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm doing training at work today, and the person I'm training was asking me about an error when trying to send something out, and I asked if it has any kind of security codes on the account, and so they pulled them up and there's a deceased code, and I said, "Oh, it's deceased."

[banhbat]

i may have had an issue with video posting and now my phone wont’ stop beeping telling me another post is still processing aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[chickynoodle]

Hi yes, I am once again reminded about how much I despise Google earth.

[thebibliosphere]

There’s something really surreal about having followed someone popular from LiveJournal while growing up as a teen, someone whose art and writing really made you happy and kept you going... only to have them message you on tumblr some ten, fifteen years later and tell you that your blog really helps them and makes them happy and they can’t wait to buy your book.

Excuse me, if anyone needs me I’ll be flailing along with my inner fourteen year old for a bit.

[emotionalsupportdman]

oh my god y’all my Jeff Skinner Sabres Pride jersey came in today and I’m crying I love it so much

[ranger-kellyn]

the. WHIPLASH.  i am experiencing. with my feelings towards robbie’s character. sure is something else

bc like. look.  i didn’t like him in botw bc i kinda just thought of him as a gross old dude bc his wife is 50 years younger than him and sure hylians and sheikah age differently than we do but s t i l l

and i’m digging around the zelda wiki to help myself put together a proper timeline for a botw au and y’all the deeper i dig the more grossed out i get like UGH WHY DID THEY DECIDE THAT FOR HIM UUUUGGGHHHHHH

apparently robbie was like????? 90???? when they met????? implying she was like???????????????? 40?????????????????????AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[regvlus-black]

‘ ⏪ ’ para un starter situado años atrás — @thesilcnce.

‘ entoooooonces, ¿qué se siente tener papás de hollywood? quiero el panorama completo, por favor. así puedo guiarte a no ser un macaulay culkin ’.

[le-chat-sofi]

MC: Let’s go to the haunted house!!!!!!!!!!!

Mitsunari: Are you sure? There are a lot of nicest places to go and play… how about the carousel?

Masamune: Don’t tell me you are afraid of some toys, Mitsunari

Ieyasu: It’s better that way… he doesn’t need to go

Hideyoshi: Of course he will go! That’s just a game….

Nobunaga: Let’s go!!!!!! I’ll burn this house down and make it mine

Yukimura: What?? Is he drunk??

Kenshin: Let’s go!!!!!!!! Before him!!!!!! This house will fear seeing my sword cutting every part of…

Shingen: Okay, okay! Let’s breath now…. What if we a see a goddess there?! I will fight for her life!!

Mitsuhide: Hahahahahaha you’re all so worked up…

MC: That’s enough!! Go, go, go!!!

They get inside the haunted house

Nobunaga and Masamune: Come, monsters!! Coooome, ghosts, vampires….. I’ll cut you all

Kenshin already punching a guy costumed as a ghost

Guy costumed as a ghost: What the f***, who are you??

＼(º □ º l|l)/

Mitsunari: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *grabbing Ieyasu*

Ieyasu: Get away from me, idiot… get away!! ٩(ఠ益ఠ)۶

Yukimura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shingen: Don’t worry, Yuki… they are just…. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sasuke: What happened??

Shingen: There is no goddess here, I didn’t find her… Where are you, my princess?? I’m in a horrible place…

MC: Everyone is so worked up… this is just a haunted hoooooouuuuusssseeee

Mitsuhide: hahahaha you’re so easy to scare….

MC: Mitsuhide!!! Stop it!!

Hideyoshi: That is no very mature of you, you should just enjoy and… where is Lord Nobunaga??

Mitsunari: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Ieyasu: THAT’S ENOUGH… I’m out! *kicks Mitsunari*

Mitsunari: Where… are… you… going, lord Ieyasu?? Do you know the exit??

Ieyasu: Anywhere is better than being with you (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

Yukimura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sasuke: Stop screaming, Yuki! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shingen: hhaahhahahhahahaha kids…

Mitsuhide: I see you got the way of doing things, Shingen…

Shingen: If I don’t find the woman of my life here, there is no fun, so YUKI!!!!!!

Meanwhile…

Nobunaga staring at a guy costumed as a vampire: Choose well your last words, blood sucker!!!

Masamune staring at a guy costumed as a pirate: Get your sword, let’s fight!!

Both guys with costumes: _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):_

MC: ohhh it’s almost the end…. So soon!!!

Mitsunari and Yukimura in the last corner of the haunted house: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *faint*

Ieyasu: WHAT??? Now I have to move “it” from the floor!!! *start crying with an angry face*

Shingen: Nothing funny, didn’t find the goddess, Yuki fainted, Sasuke is looking at the lights to understand how it works and Kenshin…. Where is Kenshin?? (눈_눈)

Hideyoshi: Lord Nobunaga??? Where are you?? *kicks a vampire in the hurry* Get away!!!

Finally, the warlords get out of the haunted house

Mitsunari vomiting: I’ll…never…go…again…to…a…place…

Ieyasu: Shut up, shut up!!!! AAAAHHHHH my clothes…. I’ll kill you, stupid idiot

Yukimura: Lord Shingen?? What happened?? I think I saw a cursed boar…

MC: (҂` ﾛ ´)凸

Mitsuhide: Well, it was over!!! Poor employees hahahaha

Hideyoshi: What?? Where is Lord Nobunaga?? I thought he was here…

Suddenly a scream and a lot of costumed guys are running from the haunted house *the costumes were all torn*

Kenshin: Come fight with me!!! I didn’t even start!! Sasuke help me here… get them all!!!

Sasuke: My apologies, lord Kenshin, nut, actually, I saw a candy store there and….

Kenshin: CCCCCOOOOOMMMMMEEEE!!!!

Nobunaga and Masamune leave the haunted house

Masamune: Not so funny… the don’t like to fight

Nobunaga: Amateurs….

Kenshin: Right?? You see, I am right!!! Let’s get them!!!

Guys with the costumes: I quit, I quit!!! They are insane, they will kill us AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Mitsuhide: My lord, it seems you created the perfect haunted house…

…

Yoshimoto who was left behind in the beginning of the game

Yoshimoto: Such an interesting outfit, so much work and details…. Can you tell me how did….

All at the haunted house: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[half-milk-equation]

I live in fear of secret santa. Will they like it? Did I get too much? Too little? I. Just. Don't. Know.

[snowy-dream-bunny]

(ok i have a weird dreams there are three dreams but i show one dream to tell you some of them i try to remember)

ok i have this draw when i doing something and when Wgbb want a new characters, when Wgbb draw something is look like David for @storymation1 and mor look at it and something wrong, David is different he like a mad scientist (i think ?) and he doing something and Wgbb want he back and he something on this (... list ??? i not know sometime you don’t remember that dream) and he need a heart??? (oh my god i just don’t know) and Wgbb start worry and sometime later David back to normal??? (i don’t know how) he say about the heart ??? (how) he say about the heart have a pure (ok i can’t spell T~T) and evil so that just it i don’t no what he look like so here

[your-girl-mj]

OKAY TEA

So today during lunch my friend and I went to the store to get some candy and stuff right?

and as we reached the entrance, the door opened and P and his friends came out 😭 let's just call him 'glasses boi'

so his friends came out and then glasses boi stepped out last and heLD THE DOOR FOR ME

we didnt say anything to each other but 😩😩😩😩😩

BRUH IM DOWN FOR HIM AND IM DOWN HARD THIS ISNT NORMAL

I'D KNOWN HIM BEFORE AND HE WAS PRETTY FUNNY AND SMART FJDFNDCF

LIKE I DIDNT KNOW HIM PERSONALLY BUT FROM HOW HE TALKED TO OTHERS JDFDFF

HE HAS GREAT SOCIAL SKILLS LMAO CANT RELATE

and we had STEM Fair again today, and HE WAS STARING AT ME BRO

LIKE

I WAS LOOKING AT THE TEACHER AND I TOOK A GLANCE AND HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT ME AND THEN A FEW MINUTES LATER I CHACKED AND HE WAS LOOKING AT HIS LAPTOP BUT THEN LOOKED AT ME AGAIN DKFVJFDKCFVJ

I CANT DO THIS NAH IM LOYAL TO ALBEDO I-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

👏HE'S 👏A👏GENTLE👏MAN👏

BESTIEEEEE, I CANT- I'm actually fangirling on you both 😭

but BESTIE, YOU ALSO NEED TO BE CAREFUL, SINCE THERE ARE SOME (i said some, i didn't say all, don't attack me) GUYS THAT WILL DO THINGS TO THE GIRL THAT LIKES THEM, AND IF THEY GOT A REACTION, THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN CAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THE MOST HANDSOME GUY IN THE WORLD (based on past experience, he didn't really like me, he just like the fact that I like him, he's the reason why i like girls now) BUT BESTIE, HE'S THE ONE THAT FIRST INTERACT WITH YOU SO YOU'RE GOOD

AND HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY, I'M SCREAMING-

Bestie, if you guys get together, please tell me-

THE FACT THAT HE HAS GREAT SOCIAL SKILLS IS 😩 ahem ahem, introvert x extrovert.

Wait- glasses boi? HE HAS GLASSES??? bestie, you have my blessing 1000%

He's stealing you from albedo, and he's winning 😭

[moonraccoon-exe]

hello my evil little raccoon = w = I just want to drop by to say I woke up with puffy eyes because I bawled and cried like a little baby after reading your latest chapter of Among Ruins <3 <3 I still remember your Gladnis fic, Carry Me Back Home, that made me cried for days just thinking about it and I still tear up now while typing this lmaoooooooo love you so much for your amazing angst! Imma go read The Phantom Thief of Insomnia to cheer me up x3

HOH??? What do you mean "evil", I'm a ball of sunshine!!!

....OHOHOH ψ( ` ∇ ´ )ψ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH AHHHHH QwQ

Seriously thank you for dropping by for this message, I'm....ahsdkjadgd I wasn't expecting it and it's so sweet. Not only did you take the time to praise my latest stuff, but also the older, which tend to stay behind in their moment of fame (which is okay!!) but you brought back just to let me know you've enjoyed.... QwQ

Seriously this all is just so kind of you, Eiki. THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUCH AAHHHHHH

Maybe you missed there was ANOTHER Among Ruins update? IT'S VERY HAPPY THIS TIME <3 (you take your time, we're all busy and the chapters are giganormous, just to let you know in case you missed it but no rush, please <3).

AHHHHHH THAT GLADNISSSSSSSSSSSS

I'M STILL INJURED ABOUT IT TOO AHAHAHA AHHH TwT

sometimes I wonder why did I write THAT, omg it's SO HEAVILY SAD. But I'm also paradoxically very very very proud of that one?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PHANTOM THIEEEEEEEEEEF EIKIIIIIIIIIII that's one of my least popular fics AND STILL ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITES like, it's probably the only one I literally didn't feel bad about its poor reception because I genuinely, completely, wholeheartedly LOVED it!!! <3 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REMEMBERING AND FOR READING IT ALL, I know reading takes up SO MUCH time and so much energy and I know you're so busy, so it means a lot to me that not only you've read this all but also still remember them... QwQ <3

HHALKSDAJF

THANK YOU SO MUCH EIKIIIIIII!! Lots of raccoonie magic for you for a WONDERFUL WEEK! (ﾉ´ヮ`)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ