#detective looker

[higunky]

I MAY BE INSANE BUT. LOOKER???!?!?!!

[thesilvercondor]

Bing Bong [Interpol Version]

👍 professionals

(original here, stills below the cut ^-^)

[blue-and-art]

“Now, you’re in charge of the car. If the car’s still here, I’ll give you a poffin. If the car’s gone… ahhh I’ll give you a poffin anyway.”

[spacefinch]

Pokemon Incorrect Quotes: Sinnoh Edition

Team Galactic Grunt:AAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaaHHHHhhhhh!

Looker: Why are you running? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?

Dawn: I'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom.

Johanna: Get out of me car!

Dawn: Aww.

Barry: *handing out Drifloons* I have no soul. Have a nice day!

Cyrus: I don't have one either.

Dawn: *filming*

Professor Rowan, walking into his lab every day: 

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

"Hello."

Lucas: See this man? He’s a magic man. He’s gonna touch this hot fire.

Flint: *touches electric fireplace*

Lucas: Oh man, he’s a magic man.

Looker: Why don’t we just relax, or turn on the radio? WOULD YOU LIKE HAM, OR—

Fantina: Hi, I'm Fantina and I'm your freestyle dance teacher.

Looker: *slides down a ramp* Good evening.

Dawn, Lucas, and Barry (gathered around a lettuce): Cabbasu, cabbasu, cab-a-su, LETTASU, LETTASU, LETTASUUUUUU!

Barry: We actually have the chip reader now.

Lucas: Oh yeah? *pulls out Dorito* hmmmm….

Barry: Oh it’s not gonna work with that kind of chiiiiii…….

Transaction completed.

Barry: I go to Home Depot

Barry: I eat the tools

Palmer: Stop it

Barry: Crumch

Cynthia: I swear, the next one of you to say "weird flex, but okay" is going to regret it.

Bertha: …

Flint: … 

Aaron: …

Lucian: Preposterous boast, but alas.

Cynthia: *facepalm*

Lucas: Early to bed, early to rise, Burger King burger with Burger King fries

Dawn: Later to rise, later to bed, Burger King burger on Burger King bread

Barry: Eat at morning, eat at night, I participate in a Burger King fight

Volkner: Normalize replying to emails with "what."

Lucas: Hey did you hear that Joe contracted ligma? They had to do a surgery on his updog.

Professor Rowan: Who’s Joe? What’s ligma? What’s updog?

Lucas: *inhales*

Dawn: Non-binary people don't owe you androgyny.

Barry: One does owe me money, though.

Dawn: No offense but…

Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can’t say

People just liked it better that way

Lucas: asadsfjdsglgjlks

Professor Rowan: What is that?

Lucas: It's a keyboard smash

Rowan: How do I do that?

Lucas: Just press any key lol

Rowan: 7

Barry: How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archaeology and not grave robbing?

Cynthia: As an archaeologist, I find this a VERY AWKWARD QUESTION.

Barry: Answer the question, grave robber.

Barry: Before you leave the house, think of the acronym "WOWEE:"

Wallet

phOne

Wkeys

Egg

Egg (backup)

Volkner: You don’t have to "ship" things… just a reminder.

Lucas: Yeah, you could deliver them inste94q0ugpwsb nglsjki/rrhxbijbvnldkzOLHLNF>O(PJFVD

Volkner: Poor thing… walked right into an electrical fence while speaking…

Looker: *banging on door* OPEN UP, IT’S THE POLICE!

Lucas: It’s okay, I’m innocent.

Looker: THE FASHION POLICE!

Lucas: *looking down at sandals over socks* Oh no.

Fantina: Spirits, if you are here, speak to us.

Roark: JUST A CITY BOY, BORN AND RAISED—

Volkner: *reading AA battery label* Aaahh.

Volkner: *reading AAA batteries: AAAAAHHHH.

Volkner: *reading AAAA batteries:* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Palmer: Barry, go put those popsicles back.

Barry, grabbing all the popsicles and sliding away: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHIIIIIING

Cyrus: We all die someday.  You either kill yourself or you get killed.  Whatcha gonna do?  Whatcha gonna do?

Barry: Really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? I find that hard to believe. Stop feeding me these lies.

Lucas: Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

Dawn: And to be honest, it was a little bit frightening.

Lucian: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Byron: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Lucian: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Byron: Hmm... I've been drinking cola and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

Cyrus: Team Plasma is going to change the world.

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: For the better?

Cyrus:

Jupiter, Saturn, and Mars: . . . For the better, right?

Flint: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes, or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

Cynthia: No, that's not how you make cookies.

Volkner, zipping into the room: FLOOR IT!

Flint: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!

Cynthia: You're GOING to burn the building down.

Flint: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES!

Volkner: DO IT!

Cynthia: NO.

Roark, in front of a fence with Cranidos behind it: Even the babies are some of the most dangerous animals in the world, so I built this cage to keep them secure and there's no possible- OH MY ARCEUS

Byron: *hands Barry a harmonica*

Byron: you play it, you get a million Pokedollars, but a million people will die-

Barry: *furiously plays harmonica*

Byron: BARRY NO-

[jadeazora]

Now that the scripts for these two episodes are in the wild, I wonder if the full animated two-parter will ever see the light of day too. This looked so insane back in the day, and to hear that they were intending to reveal Ghetsis then would have been the icing on the cake!

[lorekeeper-backset]

I'm kinda sad that Looker doesn't show up in the post-game anymore. How cool would a ScarVio post-game where Looked comes to investigate the Crater be?

I'm just gonna assume he went back to Lumiose to hang out with Emma.

[catboy-cyrus]

I don't like how this turned out but I put in too much effort not to post it. Anyways I think about the XY postgame a regular amount.

[hollowsart]

Aww, your Looker art is so cute though!!! :D love him!!!

Ehe.. thank you!

Here's a quick doodle of him, it's been ages djskkfhrjhs

[kusanagistan]

Today’s experiment... is already over?

[yaoistims]

Bisexual Looker

♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡

[incorrect-rainbow-rocket-quotes]

Ghetsis, looking out over the destruction he's caused: Is there a hall of fame for this kind of thing?

Looker: Yes, it's called 'prison'.

[beezonia]

ALSO THE GANG IS BACKKK TOGETHER

I love this team up so much

[prommytheus]

this specific genre of man

[blue-and-art]

Sometimes I draw stupid things so here’s Colombo except Pokemon Diamond/Pearl

Here’s the other one I did

[spacefinch]

Happy Father’s Day!!!

To celebrate, here are some of my favorite fictional dads with their children! Fathers’ names are in blue, kids’ names are in green.

Kanan Jarrus and Ezra Bridger (Star Wars Rebels)

Shellington and Tunip (Octonauts)

Eva Nine and Rovender Kitt (The Search for WondLa)

Benjamin and Jake Sisko (Star Trek Deep Space Nine)

Tony Stark and Peter Parker (MCU)

Scott and Cassie Lang (MCU, Ant-Man trilogy)

Data and Lal (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Looker and Emma (Pokémon XY)

Tweak and Ranger Marsh (Octonauts)

And finally, Peso and Captain Barnacles!

Most of these characters are found family— only three pairs shown here are related by blood. But that doesn’t make the adopted fathers and children any less of families.

So, go forth and celebrate your own fathers, and if you don’t have one, go forth and celebrate the people you look up to!

Also: Jumping jellyfish, I reached the tag limit with this post!

[jadeazora]

Rose looks so sinister in the new art, but I imagine the real threat would probably be Giovanni causing rogue Gigantamaxes (maybe we find out next month he has a shiny Eternatus that can go to Victor or something) to occur on Pasio or something, since Rose was teased as a character Looker had a friendly interaction with. (...Tho I suppose Giovanni or Team Rocket could maybe manipulate him somehow too?)

I didn't really like how forced his villain role felt later on in SwSh, that he unleashed Eternatus despite Leon agreeing to help him out (even tho Leon didn't understand Rose's haste, he still agreed on the grounds Rose just had to wait that extra day for the tournament to end), and hope that Masters can alleviate my gripes with him by having him be an ally this time/even potentially try to repair things with Leon.