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modmad · 5 months

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hey I really hate doing self publicity bUT. FOLKS WE NEED TO MOVE THESE BOOKS or there won't be room in the Topatoco warehouse for TPoH volume 4, which we plan to kickstart later this year- so yeah!

THE PRINCESS AND THE JESTER BOOKS ON SALE NOW!

don't miss the opportunity, there's only a limited number left and they're really gorgeous guys seriously ya gotta get in on this

Want to try before you buy? You can read the Princess and the Jester FOR FREE right here! Go enjoy a free fairy tale! You earned it.

#tpatj #the princess and the jester #sale #books #book sale #they're books! for sale!#help me out and get some really pretty books!#did I mention the books?#mod art #huge shout out to cranky for helping me with the promo images bc I hate doing that. a lot. thanks cranky.

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wombywoo · 7 months

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retired 🩶

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #my art #listen this took me like two weeks so y'all better appreciate 🤌#johnny is the super active DIY father of the family #simon has made his way through all of the miss marple mysteries and has now set his sights on naval fiction #also growing his fringe out to hide the early onset baldness #johnny has gorgeous hair but we knew that #the dogs are called roger and wee albert--guess which is which #yes they all sleep in the same bed~#I guess I just need to see these two old and cranky and alive for whatever reason...#let them both burn in hell after a few good decades learning how to live beyond just surviving #god they probably make a banger pot roast....

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sneckoil · 4 months

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sending this as a company-wide email to every house fan

#gregory house would call me a slur and then some #and that’s fine at least i know it to be true #he’s got orher shit to deal with that makes him so cranky and sad. High empathy n shit. these things are not exclusive #shioshpam

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xoxoemynn · 16 days

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it's been almost nine months and I still can't believe we had SUCH a perfect show and they just said "nah. cancel."

fucking bullshit.

#emynn.op #ofmd #unfortunately I'm about 36 hours into a v stubborn headache #and it's making me very cranky #I just miss my show damnit

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zuzu-draws · 3 months

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Cranky post war 'bito :> his grump is truly when his Uchiha side shines!

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femd-archive · 3 months

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a/n: a lil' something, cause i've been away for sooo long...

cw: timeskip!kuroo | mommy kink | inspired on this video (nsfw link)

tetsu''s tie hangs messy on his neck as he's hopelessly moaning for the two fingers of yours that are thrusting on him like you want to get deeper. his hips move at the same time, trying to ride your fingers as his pretty cock bounces on top of his tummy.

after a long day of work, he hasn't had the chance to make a change of clothes before he gets dragged by you on the couch and ended up making out with him on top of you; your praises made him dizzy and in no time, he's naked from the bottom and taking your fingers with no complain.

"worked so hard today, tetsu. wanna ride my fingers until you cum, baby?" you coo at him as he reaches to kiss your lips once again, moaning agianst your mouth.

"y-yes mommy...please" he whines, looking at you with those pretty puppy eyes. cutie.

he shifts around on your lap until he's finally facing you. he pecks your lips shortly before hugging from from your shoulders, hiding his face on your neck and starts riding your fingers like they were your strap. the room soon enough fills with his moans as he thrusts his hips again and again, rolling his eyes back as feels you reach his prostate.

his head falls back and he supports his weight on your thighs as his hips keeps moving, dick twitching before it finally releases ropes and ropes of cum that makes your shirt dirty, but you're not complaining as you see tetsu's cute face as he cums.

he finally comes down form his orgasm, and when he's done, he flashes you with a tired grin, making your heart melt at how cute he looks. you drag him back in your arms, showering his neck and face with kisses, making him giggle.

"shower?" you simply ask.

"mmh, yeah" he simply answers.

and yet, neither of you moves from that cuddle position for the next 30 minutes.

#haikyuu #kuroo #kuroo tetsuro #haikyuu kuroo #sub!haikyuu #dom!reader #sub!character #dom reader #sub character #sub!kuroo #sub kuroo #ficlet #sooo i finally watched the movie #i've missed them so much TT #p.s: college is killing me #and this might be a little bit cranky. haven't wrote in a while :/

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tutlessss · 12 days

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Guys guess my favorite character

#fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf art #five nights at freddys #fnaf 6 #scraptrap #ffps #fnaf au #hes not afton but just a really really old and cranky springbonnie #i would be cranky too if ive been alive for like 48 years straight without a damn break #and maybe also if i had the corpse of a piece of shit inside me

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geeneelee · 2 months

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Still mad that people act like “Harry Du Bois is psychic” is a weird take as if he doesn’t read peoples minds on multiple occasions and claim that being able to talk to the city doesn’t count. “The fact that he is able to determine the feelings and political leanings of the culprit without ever having met them or knowing they exist is just good intuition” what the fuck does that mean.

#disco elysium #harry du bois #I’m cranky I didn’t sleep much don’t mind me

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greelin · 10 months

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i will continue to let him drink my blood. if he drinks too much and i pass out and/or die, well. you know. that’s on me. he caught ME slipping.

#cranky because you failed the skill check? couldn’t be me

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karnaca78 · 2 months

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Based on The Secret History // Donna Tartt, 1992

Text: "A Pursuit" // Margaret Atwood (in The Animals in That Country, 1968)

#the secret history #donna tartt #richard papen #henry winter #francis abernathy #bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #my art #my comics #that awful warm weather is making me so cranky this is the only thing i've been able to do in the entire day. sigh #winter save me

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covey-o-quail · 5 months

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talismans............

#this was the part of the book that made me insane on the first read. espesh cranky jesper seeking the comfort of a fav doll i reread that #sentence soo many times literally the way they. ugh. talismans. and they r so valuable likeeeee and then inej's knives having #several extra layers and rlly there's a lot more i didn't add just. talismans!!!!!!!!!! and them not looking/feeling like themselves #without them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im normal #six of crows

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bandtrees · 3 months

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they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way