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ummm the council convened and we've decided bigbstatz is an honorary lesbian. yeah it's irreversible. youre welcome

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Mk used to write adopted by/sold to the Monkey Kid fics whenever he and Pigsy got into an argument

i'll do you one worse: mk used to write self insert fanfiction where his self insert was kidnapped by evil ninjas but saved by The Monkey King, who declared his self insert character The Chosen One and secretly trained him in super cool mystic monkey magic kung fu kickassery. mk's self insert trained for a year to kick the asses of all the evil ninjas who kidnapped him, but got an epic anime scar which impressed monkey king so much that he adopted mk's self insert. then pigsy (name changed to pogchampsy for plausible deniability) found the two and tried to take mk's self insert back home because he loves his son but monkey king fought him off thinking he was secretly another evil ninja. mk's self insert jumped between them, begging them not to fight, a single silent tear rolling down his face all manly-like and emphasizing his kickass anime scar. then pogchampsy and monkey king had a whirlwind enemies to lovers romance and got married and it turned out that tang was actually the leader of the evil ninjas and he kidnapped mk's self insert so he could have pogchampsy all for himself and

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macaque doesnt know what the internet is but the moment he finds out he becomes one million times worse. within three months hes at the top of the monkey king tag on ao3 sorted by kudos and his authors notes are always insane like "thank you to the commenter who told me how to put italics in my fanfiction. i just learned about the internet two weeks ago, so it's been a steep learning curve"

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Hi! I love the Hermit Canyon, can i have your permission to write something based on it for the MCYT recursive exchange?

yea sure, send it my way so i can leave a nice comment 👍🏻

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Are you following qsmp at all?

tbh i havent really been into mcyt all that much anymore, the only smp i even remotely follow is hermitcraft. that being said, everything i've heard about qsmp has been absolutely bonkers,

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WAIT YOU LIKE MONKIE KID???! (<- freaks out every time someone she followed Years ago for mcyt stuff suddenly posts the non mcyt thing she’s currently into)

every day i get 2% closer to rebranding as like a trigun blog or something. the only thing stopping me from posting about 3gun and monkie kid is the sheer power of my laziness 🫡

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fly high dream smp.

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look at what my friend bear made. smile :)

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it is my theory that bdubs is already on tumblr and is simply lying in wait for the perfect moment to strike. in fact, you could say that there is an impostor among us,

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i want to see a romcom style fanfic where joel and sausage are divorced dads who keep attempting to ostentatiously one-up each other on who is the better dad. like "oh, god daddy took you to the zoo? well daddy sausage is gonna buy you a panda, hermes." and then joel gets him two pandas and then sausage hand-builds hermes a petting zoo full of pandas, goats, horses, cats, wolves, phantoms, etc. in return joel makes an 11-ft solid gold statue of hermes surrounded by animals....... hermes just wanted to go to the zoo.

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rating hermits based on whether i'd fight them

1. bdubs. i want to put this man in a blender i want to glue him to the wall like a dartboard i want to splash him with a few drops of water so that he microwaves well i want to crinkle him up like paper and chew on him. he would bite me and i would catch every disease ever

2. cleo. p,,pretty zombie lady,,,,,,, red hair and Evil............... 😳

3. jevin. is he made of goop or bones. i think it's goop and when i punch him my hand will sink into his body this man is made of non-newtonian fluid and i am armed with seventeen bendy straws of unreasonable silliness

4. grian. he's like the meme of the smug cat surrounded by knives, punching him would be so satisfying but he would hold up a bucket and as i go to punch him my hand would get stuck in the bucket and he would mock me for looking stupid because my hand is stuck in a bucket

5. mumbo. i'd fight him because i know i'd win. he smells like prey

6. tango. he would make very fun noises as i hit him with a brick, he is a very squeaky flavor of man.

7. keralis. he's, like, deceptively good at pvp??? specifically running away???? i'd be running around trying to catch him for like two hours while he occasionally divebombs me and makes vaguely lewd references to my mother. 10/10

8. wels. he'd fight with honor and i would love to beat him with the old pocket sand trick and/or pantsing him

9. iskall. he's a really talented pvp'er and easygoing, i feel like i would have a lot of fun fighting him and learn a lot of stuff. i definitely wouldn't win most of our fights but i'd enjoy them just the same. he seems like a pretty good sport :)

10. false. she's talented and i would like to have a friendly sparring match with her :)

11. pearl. listen she;s a prety lady am i supposed to say "NO miss moon i don't wanna spar you" like??? of course i'll fight her 😳

12. stress. i feel like she deserves to go a little bit feral <3

13. beef. shaped like a friend. would have fun sparring

14. hypno. i don't know him very well but i am always down to attack <3

15. xb. same as hypno but his name has an x in it which makes him at least 12% cooler

16. zedaph. he's just a little science guy your honor. i feel like i would seek him out with the intention of beating him up for his lunch money and three hours later i would find myself balancing apples on top of my head while he shoots them off with a cannon wondering how did i get here

17. cub. i'd do it if provoked but otherwise no. there would be consequences for my actions and i'm not accustomed to facing those

18. impulse. his voice sounds like a smile, you're telling me i'm meant to viciously bite and kill and murder him?? :((

19. joe. let's just say that while joe himself is very beat-uppable, he's way smarter than i'll ever be and he'll probably figure out a dozen ways to be maliciously compliant and ruin my day. also, joe is fuck around and cleo is find out and i want to be prepared when she stands behind me with a wide grin and a baseball bat full of nails

20. ren. this man is just living his life, roleplaying his little heart out. i'll give the no-beating-up-privileges pass to ONE (1) theater nerd. wilbur soot eat your heart out

21. gem. MY LITTLE SCRUNKLY POO 🥺 MEOW MEOW HONKA WIMBUS ❤️💓💖💗 ia m gay

22. scar. physically, i could kill him, but emotionally? never. plus he'd probably make me severely regret it, being one of the reigning kings of Shenanigans

23. doc. he has an intimidating voice but i am 100% sure i could beat him up if i really wanted to . sure he can fight but will he? probably not. why would i want to beat him up, though? he's the goat. he is a wet sock and i am going to put him in the dryer set to low heat, delicates only

24. etho. he'd probably kick my ass if i stepped to him, and whether i beat him or not i'd probably be pranked for the rest of my days

25. tfc. if you'd fight tfc i'll fight you. tfc has actually done nothing wrong in his life, ever,

26. xisuma. i'd kick him in the shin once and he'd ask me if i'm doing alright, if i need to talk or need some help with something, and three hours later i'm sobbing into his arms about my childhood while he tells me it's okay to have unresolved feelings about my relationship with my parents

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dream literally looks like if a younger goodtimeswithscar and the moon face emoji had an mpreg baby

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its all fun and games while bdubs is stomping about in the delicate slabtwt ecosystem but the moment he overturns the wrong rock in there and finds out about tumblr we will be singing a much different tune

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oh youre rotating him in your mind? pathetic. i'm centrifuging him at terminal velocity. we are not the same

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"i want to study him" well i want to thinly slice him and put him on a glass slide with a drop of water and a drop of ethylene blue and put a cover slip on top of him and look at him under the high power objective lens on my microscope. we are not the same

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