#meanwhile moss just

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

thinking abt these two again. i need to be sedated

knight!sugu who sacrifices you to save the world thinking he has no other choice. who instantly becomes enveloped by a guilt so heavy it crushes him.

prince!gojo who sacrifices the world to save you with a smile on his face. who tells you to find him in your next life as he watches the stars go out one by one.

[lanawinterscigarettes]

I think one of my favorite doctor who ships by far (other than thoschei and all its variations) is the thirteenth doctor x any one of the doctors' previous female companions/lovers. I'm thinking in more of a romantic sense (for example her and river together would be such a power duo) but also the image of donna running around after the doctor because her younger brother is now her sister and she's just as chaotic as before if not more so is hilarious to me

[saltycharacters]

I think what I always find funny about official art with Serizawa in it is that he always comes off as like. Vaugley uncertain about what hes doing. Like can you imagine he does NOT know why he has to go on all these photo shoots and can barely unstick himself from the stiff awkwardness he falls into naturally like this man is NOT in his element he's posing like his mom asked for a photo

[synthshenanigans]

HMS are all different types of facebook moms

[valleyoftherunemoonportia]

STARDEW 1.6 SPOILERS BELOW! This applies to a random yearly summer event if you haven't experienced it yet!

The Green Rain of year 1:

The townsfolk: Oh Yoba! What is this?! Are we going to die?! Is this the end times?! WHY IS THE FARMER JUST RUNNING ABOUT IN IT LIKE IT'S NOTHING!?!?!

The Green Rain of year 2:

The townsfolk, minus Kent: Aww heck yeah the moss rain is back! Who needs moss or fiddlehead ferns? They're running amok out there!

[helloidkwhatimdoing-0]

In hindsight its a little bit funny that they were trying to exposure therapy an autistic person out of social anxiety

Like it SUCKED, but it was a little funny

[mossmx]

I saw the Monk painting episode and he is so cute, but also I wish he would keep painting as a hobby... maybe other people didn't like it, but the shapes were so good??

Like it clearly made him feel better in some way :)

[hidefdoritos]

I don't know what drugs Kate L. Turabian was on, but I'd like some.

[anonprotagging]

I want to play SV so badly :(

I don’t even like....... actually care about the story or whatever at this point since I’ve seen so many spoilers (maybe 1/3 of the game’s “plot twists” if you can even call them that 🙄🙄🙄), and I don’t really like, like the pokemon designs this generation either, but I’m tired of my brain hyping it up constantly kjsdhfjksd

[morimess]

i keep seeing songs on TT that remind me of Linebeck...and I don't...really know how to feel about it.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Regarding that last post. As a person who also dabbles in ambiguous characters I'm far too curious to know what made you like Mei Mei? Cause you've even made me see Kenjaku in an interesting light with your rants.

ah anon ……. well first of all i’m holding your hand very tightly we’re in this together 🫂🫂🫂

AND WELL ….. i don’t actually Like mei mei in the same way i love kenjaku, i just 😭😭 think she’s fun!! and interesting!!! she’s not one of my favorites but i love fictional women who are awful people so . yknow . and i also like women who are manipulative and condescending so that’s…. another thing . okay maybe i do like her. i really love the fact that so many jujutsu sorcerers are Bad People Actually and i think mei mei is a perfect example of that :333 her greed is a hugeee part of her character and i think that’s so tasty too.

OH AND AND!!!! this is a small detail but… i love how you can Tell she got worse over the years. this is a super short little moment but in the beginning of hidden inventory, when utahime asks for a promotion, mei mei says ”how much do you have in savings?”….. only to backtrack and say ”nevermind.” AND I THINK!!!! that’s so interesting!!!!! bc the current mei mei wouldn’t have passed up an opportunity to exploit her junior 😭😭 i wonder if maybe she had a soft spot for utahime, or if she just. wasn’t as far gone . idk but she’s a wellwritten character in my eyes :>

[tpwrtrmnky]

care

[ID: Four panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: A lime green person and a moss green person are sitting on a couch while a leaf green person stands across from them.

Lime: "Hey... We need to talk."

Leaf: "Sure, what's up?"

Moss: "We had to put a stop to the whole... dog situation."

Lime: "We just aren't at a spot in life where we can be responsible for a dog who's also a person with a past history of reactionary politics that they're working through."

Leaf: "Huh"

Panel 2: Zoom in on Lime and Moss.

Lime: "We agreed that they would be your responsibility first, and then you went off doing some trivial nonsense instead?"

Moss: "You prioritized arguing with some rando with a weird opinion on conformity instead of taking care of the dog.

Look. My anarcho-caninist friends up south said they'll take them.

It's a big farm. Lots of grass to touch."

Panel 3: Zoom in on Leaf as Moss continues talking.

Moss: "They're going to have a much better time there, they understand the dogperson stuff and-"

Leaf: "Did you euthanize Orange?

You can't just do that, they're like a person and stuff"

Moss: "What? No, the anarchist dogpeople far is real, you know they're just secretive about where it is and-"

Leaf: "This sounds like you killed them. Like a lot."

Panel 4: Meanwhile, at a farm rendered in a crude MS Paint crayon style in full color, an orange person with dog ears is laying on the grass with a blue person with dog ears, while a green person with dog ears and a tail looks at them.

Orange: "This is amazing!"

Blue: "Indeed, my citrusian friend. Here there are no vacuum cleaners, no strangers walking past outside the window. Here, we are truly unleashed."

End ID.]

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[nyashykyunnie]

˗ˏˋ Pirate King! Jinwoo x Siren! Reader ◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ ˎˊ˗

ₓ˚. ୭ ˚○◦˚𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕘 𝕁𝕚𝕟𝕨𝕠𝕠˚◦○˚ ୧ .˚ₓ

・┆✦ Entry : 032 ✦ ┆・

[ TW: Yandere Jinwoo, Violence , all Shadows Mentioned are in Human Form ]

‧₊˚ ☁️⋅ Part 1 || Part 2♡𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾.

╰┈➤ ❝ [ Across the oceans with the stars as my guide, my Bride, I will find you ] ¡! ❞

Jinwoo was a huge mommy's boy, that's for sure. But like any other son, he also idolizes his father to the point that he begs Il-hwan to take him out to his mini ship trips to which the old man humors the little boy and teaches him how to be a good sailor.

Il-hwan often took Jinwoo in his short trips, mostly just to let the boy be more physically active. After all, young boys oughta be active to grow into healthy and happy men.

Well... That was until Il-hwan lost sight of Jinwoo who wandered off into the island the little boy was accompanying him into to deliver some goods.

While poor Sung Il-hwan's heart was about to burst from his chest— His son meanwhile... Was busy getting heart eyes and butterflies fluttering in silly little tummy.

Jinwoo was your typical idiot child after all, he is reckless and wanders off despite his father's strict orders not to be 10 steps farther away from him.

He just got curious at the pretty little shimmering shells on the sand that seemingly created a path for him to follow.

So what does he do? Duh, he follows it.

As he does so, Jinwoo carefully picks up each shell so he can turn them into a cute little seashell necklace or crown for his baby sister who was just recently born. She's his little princess and he wants to make her as pretty as she possibly can because she is his baby angel.

While picking up the last shell, Jinwoo was startled and fell back when he heard a splash on the waters. He thought for sure that it is his father but instead he was met with a curious gaze peeking behind a moss-covered rock. The orbs were wide and beady, similar to his but more naive. Adorned on the stranger's head were several pearls acting like a glittering stars against the lovely wet strands.

Jinwoo had dropped all the precious seashells he had picked up, but was too distracted on your gaze that the sheepish boy cant help but fumble around on himself.

"E-erm..." Jinwoo speaks up, but soon panicked as he saw your frightened expression. "W-wait, no, no... Don't be scared! I won't hurt you, promise!"

He says, hurriedly lowering himself and then stretching his tiny palms out to you to show that he meant no harm.

Well, how could such bright and round grey eyes show hostility anyway?

So, you also started fumbling around, pushing yourself closer to the curious human and pressing his palms against yours.

Jinwoo seemed to have had his breath hitch when your skins had touched. He kept sputtering out nonesense, before his tiny little digits intertwined with your with his face red to the very tip of his ears.

"Pretty..." Jinwoo mumbles shyly.

It was an odd language to you, but somehow you could tell that this curious little human was very gentle.

And when you beamed, he grins right after.

Innocent and lovely smiles on both your precious faces.

Jinwoo tugs at your hand, leading you to the water so you two could play. He didn't seem to care at the fact that both of you are two different species. While he had legs that could walk and run, you had a lovely tail that you use to traverse the lovely oceans.

You showed Jinwoo the prettiest parts of the waters, while he in turn showed you some tricks he could do. From hopskotch to doing cartwheels and climbing trees just to see you beam as he swung upside down.

Your voice was soundless, and he understood that you did that to protect his ears. There were stories that a siren's voice can burst one's eardrums unless you are bonded to one.

Jinwoo didn't know how long he played with you, but he eventually became tired and just curiously stared into your pretty and dreamy orbs seemingly carved out of the milky way while your foreheads are pressed together.

He then feels a swirl in his heart, a faint, blue glow eminating from underneath the fabric of his shirt. The boy realizes the peculiar feeling, looking down at himself.

But weirdly enough, he wasn't a tad bit alarmed at the mystical sight.

Just as he was about to ask you— Il-hwan's panicked and booming voice echoed from the forest behind the both of you and it instantly scared you away.

Jinwoo helplessly watched you dive into the waters, instantly disappearing into the distant blue.

As soon as Il-hwan sees his little boy, he immediately embraces a dumbfounded Jinwoo who was seemingly too frozen to say anything at all.

"Jinwoo, son, what has dad told—...." Il-hwan pauses, his words disappearing in his throat as he sees Jinwoo's tearful face.

"M-my siren"

"Siren?" Il-hwan scrunches his forehead.

"Dad, my siren!" Jinwoo yells, his face completely panicked as he starts to cry. "My siren, dad my siren! You have to get my siren back!"

"Jinwoo!..." Il-hwan's heart breaks at his son's wailing.

Jinwoo for one was never an insolent or needy child, he had always been good and obedient. Even a bit more closed off than most kids, he's a shy boy who never speaks much. But seeing the state of the poor child this distressed made Il-hwan's heart tremble with sadness.

All he could do was cradle the small boy who kept begging for him to find his dear siren.

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Jinwoo could never really forget that day, no matter how hard he tried he couldn't. Not that he would want to anyway. It would be the same memory night after night.

The sight of that precious siren, how his father spent hours trying to console him a she had his mental breakdown about his precious little 'Friend'.

He would grow into a fine young man, too fine in fact.

The desire to meet you again burned in his heart like a flame dancing in the pits of hell.

Jinwoo wants to find you.

Jinwoo has to find you.

He needs to.

After all, he worked several years earning a reputation in the seas as a cruel tyrant. Not that he is really a villain, no, in fact— He was just passing by a bunch of bastards trying to hijack his ship— The ship he spent hundreds of golds on in order for him to pursuit your missing figure. The nitwits just couldn't sit down and shut up for once.

He spent all of his youth practicing and preparing, researching as much as he can about sirens.

Their habitats, their breeding routes, and their most known locations.

Jinwoo is not an idiot, he actually returned to the very spot he had met you in but found no signs of siren activity. Not even a path of seashells was laid out anywhere even as he circled the shore hundreds of times.

Frustrating? Yes.

But nothing was more frustrating than the fact that all these fucking hooligan pirates were trying to ruin his chances of finding your precious existence in these vast oceans.

He can't waste time playing petty mind games and bargaining.

Jinwoo's gamble is him trying to find a sliver of your trace.

And as he stood bloodsoaked atop of the remains he had mauled so grotesquely, his head tilted upwards with the most faded and lifeless purple orbs gazing at the pouring rain— He felt a sharp stab at his chest.

"Captain!" Beru wails, dropping his sword as he hurriedly assisted his master who had almost collapsed on the floor.

"My liege, you've pushed yourself too much" Bellion says as he took off his cloak and draped it over Jinwoo's figure who was still clutching his chest as if out of breath. "I beg you, captain, please breathe."

"I can't rest not," Jinwoo grits his teeth, moaning in pain as he feels another sharp stab in his heart.

It felt as though his insides are being burned alive, roasting him from within while his heart throbbed like it had a dagger embedded in it's flesh twisting so torturously slow.

Between death and this pain, Jinwoo would have rather chosen the afterlife if it weren't for the fact that he's so fixated on seeking for his precious siren.

His crew would gather around, panicking and attempting to be of help but to no avail

Since eventually, Jinwoo would have passed out from the agony he feels.

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"It's not looking good," Igris sighs, running his hand through his long strands after patching up Jinwoo's chest with a bandage. "His injuries are getting more severe by the day."

"Where did it come from?" Beru asks hastily, gritting his teeth. "Did my liege's siren curse him?"

"Far from it," Igris explains. "If the siren had indeed cursed captain, then there is no reason why his the skin directly on top of his heart would rot and create cracks like it's made of glass. The injury not only affects his heart, but also eats him from the inside out. The black ichor spilling out of the wound shows that this is a divine punishment"

"Divine Punishment?!" Beru bellows, his expression turning dark. "Our liege is a gentle soul, why would he of all the bastards of this godforsaken world would suffer such ailment?!"

"Beru, your temper." He sighs, pulling the blanket up to Jinwoo so that their captain could rest more easily. "He has not offended any god, nor is he being punished for his misdeeds."

He takes a deep breath, "It's the aftereffects of being seperated from their mate."

"Mate? But our liege is human?" Beru inquires, flabbergasted.

"Yes, but he has bonded with a siren" Igris scoffs, crossing his arms as if mocking Beru's lack of comprehension. "Our liege told us of the story, of how he met a lovely little siren his age when he was but a wee little lad. A glow suddenly emanated from his chest as if there was a star being planted in his body. That is a typical way for sirens to propose innocently. And our liege has wholly accepted the bonding ritual. Unfortunately, the siren had fled. Prolonged separation from one's mate can result in the symptom's our liege has been showing. His young body is strong hence why he could keep the injuries at bay most of the time. But it seems that our captain will reach his limit soon if we do not find that siren soon."

"...." Beru droops, feeling hopeless.

"Best we let him rest for tonight," Igris simply taps his shoulder, signaling for his colleague to leave the captain's quarters too.

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Jinwoo had woken up in the middle of the night, he was completely exhausted from the battle that took place in the afternoon.

He reached out and downed the mug of water waiting at his bedside before getting up and donning a coat over his shoulders to take a simple walk on the empty deck.

"Where are you, really?" Jinwoo sighs, bringing his finger up where a tiny little fish made of water playfully nuzzled his digit. "My darling bride, how am I to gift you all the treasures I've coveted if I cant even have you here, hm?"

Jinwoo had discovered that the little fish friend he had been secretly summoning from his heart was in fact a proof that he and the siren had bonded. If humans had their rings, sirens would have these little creatures as proof of sacramental union.

It was adorable, really.

Sure, one could say that he is only searching for the siren with the sole purpose of prolonging his life but that wasn't his goal.

No.

Even if the bond didn't exist, Jinwoo would still choose the same path as he does now.

If he dies, his siren would die too.

And as a stubborn, reckless and steadfast king of the pirates who even has power above the holy king himself— Jinwoo wouldn't back down in this.

So long as he sees a star twinkling above the unruly oceans, he will continue to sail in search of his precious bride.

꒰ A/N: Wont be making any fics for the next two weeks because exams yay but this will have a part 2 so dw and be patient xD... I'll let this marinate ꒱

ʚ(੭´͈ ᐜ `͈)੭ .｡✧･ﾟ: ~♡ —! stories written by kyunnie; translations, reposts, plagiarism are strictly forbidden.

[synthshenanigans]

I love how childish Heart and Mind can be even when trying to be serious. Like the beginning of TSE is literally just Soul trying to introduce himself and talk but can only get like one verse in before they start pointing fingers

Literally went "ITS HIS FAULT" "NO HE DID IT" "MOM HE'S BULLYING ME"

Like thats exactly what TSE is

[mydearlybeloathed]

"they're cheating, you know" ft. zoro and nami

It was safe to say Zoro’s pride was damaged by the third round in this staring contest. You just had this little conniving smirk on your face that amped up his determination each time he caught it.

“Again,” he demanded, blinking fast to quell the burn of his eyes. 

This time you laughed. You actually laughed at him. “Zoro, it’s time to eat.”

He shook his head the moment you said his name so dismissively. “I’m not eating till I defeat you.”

You stood and grabbed him by the back of his shirt, tugging with all your might. “It’s a stupid staring contest. C’mon.”

Zoro heaved his broad shoulders and trudged after you, purposefully choosing a seat across from you at dinner. You hadn’t had a chance to take a bite when your eyes darted up and caught his eye. Zoro glared, brows drawn and jaw set, the challenge evident.

Setting aside your fork with a sigh, you propped up your elbows and pillowed your chin on folded hands. Your smirk only egged him on further. “If you insist, moss for brains.”

Conversation floated over your heads. You teased him unfairly, raising your brows and squinting them fast, all without ever blinking. Zoro should’ve known this was a losing battle. 

Two minutes in Zoro’s eyes fluttered, his fist hitting his knee. “Dammit.”

A round of congratulations went straight to your head before crashing to the ground when Nami rolled her eyes. “They’re cheating, you know.”

You shot her a glare but it was too late. Zoro perked up instantly. “Huh?”

“Their contacts—Ow!” Nami kicked your shin back even harder, her lips pursed and resolve formed. “They’re wearing contacts, Zoro. They’ve got infinite moisture.”

You deflated with a huff, slumping over and picking at your plate. “You’re no fun.”

Meanwhile, Zoro’s jaw was slack, his narrowed eyes accusing as he stared daggers into your head. He scoffed and slouched back when all you did was stick out your tongue. “A whole day, wasted.”

“It’s not a total waste,” Nami offered. “You’re pretty good now. Let’s you and me have a staring contest.”

He got in position immediately, shutting his eyes and opening them sharply as Nami met his stare languidly. 

Poor Zoro. It took everything in you to keep from laughing; Nami wore contacts too.

[helloidkwhatimdoing-0]

"Don't forget, you're in my house bitch."

And if I said that I wanted him so bad