#mediacalcondition

[writingunicornuk]

ENDOTHETERDONTAL AHERESXANSTOM: The uncontrollable compulsion to speak in a foreign accent when using fake fangs. A terrible condition that affects anyone in western countries, especially English speaking countries. The strength of compulsion is usually dependent on the timezone of the individual, while the quality of accent is depended upon the quality of fake fangs. The accent is usually rural Hungarian, though dialects as divers as old Scot, Pakerbowls, Afrikaans and Unwineze. It is still not known if this is the result of a proliferation of a cursed toy, or a quantum psychic resonance (where all items that look like the original cursed item become cursed by sympathetic resonance), or if it is the result of brainwashing by the deep state pixies.

[writingunicornuk]

CUCURBITOXENPHYLPHOBIA: 

A pathological fear of pumpkin spice

This time of year can be a terrible time for people with Cucurbitophobia (a standard fear of pumpkin closely associated with Halloween). However, In recent years 'Pumpkin Spice' has been added to all sorts of products, from coffee and pudding to toilet cleaner and Christmas pudding. An evil plot lead by the demons of the coffee house, this intense exposure can be overwhelming, leading some people to withdraw in fear. What the hell is pumpkin spice anyway? Spice made from pumpkins? Or pumpkin with spices, which should be called 'spiced pumpkin'!! What is wrong with people??!?!? So when those happy little children come round expecting you to feed the diabetics of the next generation, douse them with pumpkin spice carob bars and let THEM endure the true horror of Halloween time.