#writingunicorn

[littleaskingalexandriathings]

SO MUCH BEN. ITS SO BEAUTIFUL.

ISN'T IT JUST? :)

[jackrolexvic]

hiiii! do you remember me? probably not aha. i've been studying physcology in college. life is ok. how are you? we haven't talked in a long time. :).

KYLE KYLE KYLE KYLE KLEKYE LYKLE I MISSED YOU

I hope you’re having fun in college omfg, psychology??? That’s so cool sdhcbsdgv I’m lovely, thank you, I hope you’re doing wonderfully, okay. omg i m i s s e d you i almost screamed when i saw this??? 

[cityofbrokenglass01-blog]

Of Fate and the Unexpected

https://writingunicorn.wordpress.com/multi-chaptered-stories/of-fate-and-the-unexpected/ While trying to gain the Hokage’s trust and carry out his plan to destroy Konoha, Sasuke remembers just how much Team Seven meant to him. He begins to look toward a different future—one that suspiciously begins to focus around Sakura. Rated: T - Genre: Romance/Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 194,359 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete

[writingunicornuk]

ERINACEUS CALCUTEDIA The scientific name of The Roasting Hedgehog This subspecies of the hedgehog is known to live in bonfires and is perfectly capable of surviving the heat of a standard wood or coal fire unlike its more normal relatives, from whom they are almost indistinguishable, and specimens have been known to chase the regular hedgehogs out of the bonfire if they think the fire is about to be lit. They are one of the few species the predate true salamanders, apparently able to cope with the heat inside and out. Old Roasted Hedgehogs sometimes decide to forgo their fire immunity, and if you rake through the coals at the end of a bonfire you can sometimes find their remains, which look very similar to that of a baked potato. It is currently believed that that the magic in this hedgehog derives from the time that the Hedgehog advised against the marriage of the sun and moon, and the sun, seeing the wisdom, gave the hedgehog a kiss as thanks, and some of her power transferred. This is the legend, but the records show that it is not far from the truth. It was the right advice from the hedgehog: the union it would have created a magical superpower in the Balkans area, and probably cause the dragons to reawaken.

[writingunicornuk]

MYZMYSAC AGNOSIA Vacuum Cleaner Blindness This condition can affect many modern witches, who try to fly off on their broomsticks, only to realise that because they no longer clean the house with a broom, they had mounted their Hoover or Dyson, and occasionally suffer from a fatal attack of embarrassment. Sometimes they even managed to get a few hundred yards before they realise that the cable is trailing below them and they have knocked out several roaming skeletons or children, sometimes the same person, with the plug socket. It's even worse if it gets caught on an overhead electricity line, as the hover spontaneously turns itself on while the witch flies around in a circle, creating a localised tornado and widespread cursing. Contrary to popular belief the problem with flying a vacuum cleaner is not to do with how far the cord will reach, as the flight power in a conventional broom is not from the current power supply, but the result of storing up the motion generated by sweeping, a bit like winding up a clock, and then releasing it all at once, so as long as the correct talismans are in place it will still store motion.

[writingunicornuk]

ENDOTHETERDONTAL AHERESXANSTOM: The uncontrollable compulsion to speak in a foreign accent when using fake fangs. A terrible condition that affects anyone in western countries, especially English speaking countries. The strength of compulsion is usually dependent on the timezone of the individual, while the quality of accent is depended upon the quality of fake fangs. The accent is usually rural Hungarian, though dialects as divers as old Scot, Pakerbowls, Afrikaans and Unwineze. It is still not known if this is the result of a proliferation of a cursed toy, or a quantum psychic resonance (where all items that look like the original cursed item become cursed by sympathetic resonance), or if it is the result of brainwashing by the deep state pixies.

[writingunicornuk]

CUCURBITOXENPHYLPHOBIA: 

A pathological fear of pumpkin spice

This time of year can be a terrible time for people with Cucurbitophobia (a standard fear of pumpkin closely associated with Halloween). However, In recent years 'Pumpkin Spice' has been added to all sorts of products, from coffee and pudding to toilet cleaner and Christmas pudding. An evil plot lead by the demons of the coffee house, this intense exposure can be overwhelming, leading some people to withdraw in fear. What the hell is pumpkin spice anyway? Spice made from pumpkins? Or pumpkin with spices, which should be called 'spiced pumpkin'!! What is wrong with people??!?!? So when those happy little children come round expecting you to feed the diabetics of the next generation, douse them with pumpkin spice carob bars and let THEM endure the true horror of Halloween time.

[cityofbrokenglass01-blog]

Of Broken Hallelujahs and Healing Hearts

One of the Best SasuSaku fanfiction. https://writingunicorn.wordpress.com/multi-chaptered-stories/of-broken-hallelujahs-and-healing-hearts/ Tsunade interrupted, "Just tell me what you want, Uchiha, before I throw you out of the damn village." Without so much as one hint of emotion, Sasuke said, "Haruno Sakura." Rated: T - Genre: Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 43,202 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete

[jackrolexvic]

AJDHFHABDHR. you gave me a heart attack omg because last night i messaged you and you didn't reply and I'm like AJDHFUSBDHFKSBE SHE HATES ME AND DOESN'T WANT TO REPLY TO ME BECAUSE SHE HATES ME AND DOESN'T WANT ME IN HER LIFE ANYMORE WHAAAAT.

I'M SORRY BBY. I JUST GOT MY INTERNET BACK TODAY, THE ROUTER WAS FRIED BECAUSE IT'S LIKE AFRICA UPSTAIRS. ;~~~; I HAVEN'T BEEN ON MY TUMBLR LATELY BECAUSE I SPEND ALL MY TIME ON MY ROLE PLAY TUMBLR NOW. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH OMG GSVCGFVFVS