Time Ramvent Day 29: The Naughty Cactus Wants a Shape
It's Jodie Whittaker's 'Meglos'! The TARDIS is summoned to perform maintenance on the Dodecahedron, which is slightly complicated by the fact that the Doctor has apparently just stolen it. Ryan and Graham get chased by Miriam Margolyes and Jimmy Nail. Yaz moons after the Doctor. The Doctor encounters her evil, green, and prickly twin.
Accurate Doctor Who synopses that sound like shitposts:
The Daemons: Taking advantage of a live BBC special, the Master tries to make a literal deal with the literal devil. The Doctor is taken prisoner by Morris dancers, but is rescued by a witch.
The Green Death: Giant maggots in Wales are an unexpected side effect of an evil AI's business plan. The Doctor feeds them mushrooms.
Planet of the Spiders: The Doctor accidentally causes the death of a stage psychic. Alien spiders subvert Buddhist meditation as a means of invading Earth.
Nightmare of Eden: The Doctor foils drug traffickers that are making a dangerously addictive chemical by electrocuting animals.
Meglos: To pull off a daring heist, a sentient cactus kidnaps a bank manager as part of a scheme to impersonate the Doctor.
Kinda: While the Doctor is locked in a cell with a telepathic jack-in-the-box, Teagan is menaced by evil wind chimes. Nyssa takes a nap.