#merildence

[theoxvest]

I am so productive at work (lie). I don't use office supplies to make Oxventure fanart (also a lie).

[transgaypiratesanta]

merilwen

prudence

bear.

Merilwen +bear = bearlwen.

prudence + bear = beardence

prudence + merilwen = merildence

prudence + merilwen + bear= bearildence

thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[paul-merild]

odkaz na událost https://www.facebook.com/events/1550436432403854?ref=newsfeed

[gemma-nye]

A quick Draw This As Your Squad of the Oxventurers to procrastinate writing an Oventure fic :P

(Not so subtly inspired by @moreau-griffins ‘s awesome draw this as your squad Oxventure post <3)

[a-casual-egg]

Oxventure Incorrcect quotes

Merilwen: What's up with Dob? He's been lying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.

Prudence: He's just overwhelmed

Merilwen: Why?

Prudence: Egbert giggled

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Corazon: Let me get this straight more like let run this bi you.

Egbert: Let's pan this out

Prudence: Let's ace-ess the situation

Dob: I'm gay

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Egbert: I can't technically "Man up" because . . . I'm actually nonbinary.

Dob: Okay anyone else have any surprising confessions?

Corazon: I'm bi.

Dob: I said surprising, Corazon.

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Prudence: This is so gay

Merilwen: We are literally two girls dating each other.

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Egbert: I'm really good at hiding who my crush is.

Dob,walking in: Hey what's up?

Egbert: I have to gay.

Egbert: I meAN GO-

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Prudence: I'm stone cold. Unbreakable. A true child of Cthulu.

Merilwen: *smiles*

Prudence: I'm a mess, someone help, I'm gay.

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Dob: Two broooos! Chilling in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!

Egbert: you're my boyfriend.

Dob:

Egbert: and you're sitting on my lap right now 

Dob:

Egbert: literally everything you just said was inaccurate.

[aninaart]

I just found my sketchbook I used during boring lessons 😀

[kurtbastion]

HIGH SCHOOL/ SUMMER AFTER GRADUATING KURTBASTIAN FIC RECS:

My first rec list.

Highschool fics:

Hospital Beds by dionebacchus* (series, incomplete/ abandoned): DYSTOPIAN

Kurt wants to be paired with anyone out of town, and Sebastian doesn’t want marriage at all. But the system is all that the world has, and they will soon find that all they have is each other.

Rose of the Alps by mgd (multi-chap): BOARDING SCHOOL

Burt has his heart attack towards the end of Kurt's sophomore year and dies from it, leaving Kurt orphaned. His family, unable to care for him, send him off to an international boarding school in Switzerland, where one of his ancestors is an alumni.

Meanwhile, Sebastian got into trouble once too often and gets kicked out of his school in Paris. Figuring that he won't be able to get into as much trouble in the middle of nowhere in the Alps, his parents send him off to the same school as Kurt.

While Kurt is trying to get over his father's death, he and Sebastian meet and start a friendship with benefits, that has potential to become more.

Such Selfish Prayers by iaminarage (multi-chap, read the warnings): BASED ON OTHER MEDIA

No matter how careful you are, you can’t keep any secret forever. A Kurtbastian AU based on Bare: A Pop Opera.

I Dont Have a Choice (But I Still Choose You) by lillnas and sparrow30* (multi-chap):

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single guy, in possession of wealth, intelligence and unfairly good looks, must be a complete and utter dick.

When Fate and Mercedes Jones' libido throw the New Directions clan into the path of the Dalton Academy Warblers, it's hard for Kurt Hummel not to notice their new captain; the ridiculously attractive Sebastian Smythe. It’s also hard for Kurt not to notice his arrogance, his biting sarcasm, or the fact that he'd clearly rather be anywhere other than socializing with a bunch of unfortunate public school ragamuffins.

Kurt's spent enough of his life serving as a punching bag for self-important assholes to know that Sebastian is just more of the same. It doesn't matter that he's gay. Or hot. Or that he keeps looking at Kurt in that inscrutable way. The only sensible course of action is to stay far, far away. Which, of course, turns out to be easier said than done.

Hear Me by hannahbellee (one shot): CHILDHOOD FRIENDS TO LOVERS

Sebastian meets Kurt on his first day of school. Sebastian has been there for a grand total of four hours, and he already hates it. The kids are mean, meaner than anyone he’s ever met, and he’s already been made to sit in the corner for trying to hit one of the meanest boys, one of the ones who had laughed at him and called him names that Sebastian knew were bad.

Sebastian sits alone, scowling at the other kids in the playground. He doesn’t care if he’s alone, the other kids are stupid and mean. And they were loud. They were so loud, and nobody can talk to him anyway. It doesn’t matter because he hates them all.

And then, he meets Kurt Hummel, and his entire life changes.

mute!Sebastian, bestfriends!Kurtbastian.

Summer after graduating fics:

Clumsy, Instead by artist_artists (series of one shots):

Kurt spends the summer after graduation losing faith in himself as he deals with a lot of unexpected heartache. He’s lost his boyfriend, been rejected from the school of his dreams, and is working at the Lima Bean. The most unexpected thing of all, though, is the comfort he finds in Sebastian.

If My Heart Was a House by flipmeforward* (multi-chap): BASED ON OTHER MEDIA

Kurt and Sebastian meet during the summer after high school and fall head over heels in love with each other. They don't talk about what's going to happen in September, when they're both supposed to go to college. (Very loosely based on The Notebook)

Life is a Road (I Want to Keep On Going) by Wednesday Thunder (multi-chap): ROAD TRIP

During the summer before Kurt is off to New York, he finds himself alone in his house while Burt and Carole are in Canada of all places, and Finn is in New York with Rachel. Puck has turned out to be the only one in his circle of friends who Kurt enjoys the company of, after his breakup with Blaine. But a broken windscreen, an unwanted conversation and three phone calls later, Kurt is suddenly sitting in Sebastian Smythe's old (but admittedly well-kept) SAAB –– on his way to Ottawa, Canada, via New York City.

Accidentally in Love by janrea:

Sebastian and Kurt ends up working together in Kurt’s Aunt Merilde’s bookstore. Sparks fly---Not of the good kind.... Or in which, Kurt breaks up with Blaine, is forced to interact with Sebastian, they banter (a lot), and there's some serious obliviousness going around.

A Change in the Weather by cacophonylights (multi-chap, famously incomplete): FAKE DATING.

The summer before college Kurt is shocked when Sebastian comes to him with a timely offer he can’t refuse. He’ll get something he needs to realize his dreams, but in return he has to play the role of Sebastian’s boyfriend for the summer. Neither of them know just how much their worlds are about to change.

AO3 link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/363823

LJ link: https://cacophonylights.livejournal.com/7893.html

* - fics on my top 10 kurtbastian fics list!!

[youmacaronirascal]

First time we’ve grown enough garlic to do a proper plait!

submitted by /u/meRIlDeR [link] [comments]

from Gardening, Plants, and Agriculture. https://ift.tt/3lw7j3V

[delanico]

New Merild Twin Daybed with Trundle

New daybed on https://delanico.com/daybeds/merild-twin-daybed-with-trundle-b000816372/

Merild Twin Daybed with Trundle

#daybeds #livingroombeds #beds

[a-casual-egg]

[a-casual-egg]

Anyone interested in me writing a 5+1 fix of the times Egbert or any of the boys thought something was up with Merilwen and Prudence

[a-casual-egg]

Ok so

(this is old btw)

But look

Gorlfriends

Boyfriemd((s)and his partner)

[a-casual-egg]

Angry Dob

@someone-there-1 mentioned something about Prudence in a Hawaiian shirt if I remember correctly so here’s my attempt

[a-casual-egg]

So regarding the ship of Prudence or Merilwen and their ship name

Was no one gonna tell me it's called Demonwoods.

[a-casual-egg]

Harold, They're Lesbians

Original made by @snuffysbox

[a-casual-egg]

Incorrect Oxventure Quotes(Demonwoods/Collateral Damage Edition) 2: Electric Bloogaloo

Egbert: Are you ok? You're tearing up a lot.

Dob, crying out of Egbert's pureness: Oh, I'm just allergic to angels.

Egbert: How are you alive if you're allergic to yourself?

Dob: *wheezes*

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Merilwen, bad at flirting: I really like your name

Prudence, equally as bad at flirting: Thanks, I got it for my birthday

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Merilwen : i had a lot of standards.

Merilwen:and yet some how, this idiot

Merilwen :*gestures to Prudence*

Merilwen: managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place

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Merilwen: *does something cute*

Prudence, under her breath: I'm in love with you.

Merilwen: What was that?

Prudence: I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

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Merilwen: I’m having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult!

Prudence: We’ve been here for hours. Please just pick a plant already.

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Prudence, the usually rowdy and mean one: ha! you’ll never beat us!

Merilwen , the small and cute one: YEAH FUCKHEAD

Prudence: *visibly shaken* hey woah, you’re going a little bit overboard

Merilwen : *grinning manically* EAT SHIT AND DIE

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Egbert: i have absolutely no idea what i’m doing.

Egbert: *looks to Dob, the usually chaotic one, napping on their shoulder*

Egbert, smiling: but i know i’m doing it really, really well

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Egbert: *walks out of the dressing room in a dress*

Dob: no, not quite.

Egbert: *walks out of the dressing room in a suit*

Dob: no, not that either.

Egbert: *walks out of the dressing room in whole clown outfit*

Dob: THATS THE FUCKER

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Dob and Egbert: We'd say that we're smart.

Prudence: Ok so what's the difference between mitosis and meiosis?

Dob: Don't fall for it Agent Egbert, she's just making up words.

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Merilwen/Egbert: You made an entire fan account... dedicated to... my freckles?

Prudence/Dob, hiding their phone: No, of course not, what makes you think that? [nervous sweating]

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Merilwen: ...

Prudence: ...

Merilwen: For the last time, we are NOT going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords.

Prudence: Then what’s the point???

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Egbert: It makes sense that I’m not good at saying goodbye to people. I’m just naturally non bye-nary!

Dob: ...did you just out yourself as non binary so you could make a pun?

Egbert: Yeah I couldn’t miss the opportunity

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Prudence: you’re going to die.

Merilwen: of fun???

Prudence : no dipshit, im going to murder you

Merilwen : *little frightened*

Prudence : with kisses, love, support and also you can’t do anything about it

Merilwen : CAN YOU PLEASE JUST BE SWEET WITHOUT BEING THREATENING

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Prudence: Wanna hang out some time?

Merilwen: We’re doing that right now.

Prudence: I mean like romantically.

Merilwen: We’re doing that right now

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Egbert: Hey Bro, is this seat taken?

Dob: Yes, this seat is for my best friend only.

Egbert: [starts walking away looking sad]

Dob: You know I meant you, right?

Egbert: [Beams happily]

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Prudence: I want fame. I want money. I want success.

Prudence: I want—

Merilwen: [kisses Prudence]

Prudence: Nevermind. I want more of this

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Egbert: I’m 18, and I JUST realized that you say “Ready or not”during ‘Hide and Go Seek’ is because the person hiding might not be ready yet...

Dob: ... This! *Points dramatically at Egbert* This is why I love you

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flight attendant: before we take off, please make sure all small items are secured

Prudence , smiling and looking at Merilwen:

Merilwen: what?

Prudence, whispering: do you feel safe?

Merilwen: i hate you

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Egbert, drunk and half asleep, nuzzled under Dob's chin: I could beat you up

Dob, giving Egbert multiple affectionate nose boops:I know