#metalking

[squishysphealgirl]

me in Poisonous Wastes vs stronger form me in Heartbeat City later in the game

silly seals from outer space

[squishysphealgirl]

Consider: wearing a metallic slime as armor, safe inside it

thats so cool and awesome... its basically like cuddling but also arguably vore :]

[bvg9]

Obsessed with this synopsis of Scott Pilgrim vs. The World I found on a shady movie streaming website

[shrike-thorn]

I'm starting to watch Lego Monkie Kid and wanted to make a liveblog post of it.

Watchin the first movie and half way through, 1) Red Son is pathetic (affectionate), he gives off whiny brat vibes and I love it. And 2) Sandy and Pigsy absolutely are exs, I'm convinced in my heart,,, also, I adore how good this is for my adhd and love how expressive they are omg the animation is so good

[squishysphealgirl]

sorry but the person you reboggled that from has a tumblr 🤢🤢 sorry to inform you, hope you take it down soon 👍

fuckkkk i fucked. up. im evil sorgy :(

[squishysphealgirl]

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bra

[squishysphealgirl]

hmm... it is appealing but i am strong enough to resist it

[squishysphealgirl]

you like a lot of objectively unpleasant things

“sparkling water” sounds… so pure. so aesthetically pleasing. but in actuality? it is…. Repulsive

[shrike-thorn]

I'm replaying origins (as one does) for the veilguard, and I wanted to play a different route, so I'm Surana mage origin and romance Alistair (of course) BUT now having Hardened Alistair and Anora marry with Loghain beign warden.

So Alistair and I obviously break up, and I expect Morrigan to propose to sleep with Loghain for the archdemon baby.... but instead, she asks ME (female elf) to bang.... and then I look in my mods list to see I have a Romance Morrigan mod that I forgot about that makes it that females can romance her.... so of course I say yes (not that it would let me try to ask Loghain)

So in my canon now, after Alistair broke up with Surana, she banged Morrigan and made a blood darkspawn baby using blood and clay and shit, so Kieran has TWO moms agdiajjdwjk

[squishysphealgirl]

Vroooooooom

(Stops in front of your blog)

2 hamburgers and one spheal please :D

hands you two hamburgers and one of my infant children ^_^

[evanptrss]

Not evan related but I miss my ex I want him back 💔

[squishysphealgirl]

mi moku e wawa...

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

[shrike-thorn]

I hate life. Hackers are repeatedly getting my accounts and emails, and having to repeatedly change shit is so annoying... I manage to get access to one thing back and suddenly a new email that they got another account. It's been an uphill battle all day.

[squishysphealgirl]

Big evil bite

dies of shock

[shrike-thorn]

Y'all I gotta apologize in advance, but monkey men have consumed my life so I'm gonna be reblogging a fuck ton of lmk shit...

But it's also my blog so I don't care ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)

[marisandini-chu-blog]

It occured to me for the possible reason of why the Hero Comission put up a Tournament to assign "Hero X" every 2 years.

It has been established in the setting notes that the Tournament was made in order to prevent the Dawnfall incident related to Zero — which is caused by a hero being turn into a near-deity by the people's belief.

So when I found out about that little fact, my first question is: How does the tournament prevent people from turning Hero X into a deity?

Which I theorized two answers:

1) The competition between heroes and their followers allowed the Trust Values to be split. Thus, not only preventing a singular hero to monopolize trust, but also give reason for heroes to keep each other in check (or find a scandal to tear each other down).

2) The change of hands for the title Hero X allowed no singular person to stay as the strongest. If there was no competition before the Commission, then it can be infer that people don't have the basis of argument to challenge the idea of "Zero is the strongest". If no one challenge it, then the idea will only grow stronger in time.

Thus, the the advertising line "Anybody can be Hero X" isn't just a cheesy pitch. But it's a necessary narrative for people to believe that any hero they have trust in can grow to take the title of the strongest.

Anyway, that's my takeaway