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sleepytyrtle · 6 months

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A crappy 4am doodle of the man who's taking over my thoughts.

Nice Eclipse's design here is from @ayyy-imma-ninja's design!

#Guys #guys I don't know what happened but for some reason I can't stop thinking about Nice Eclipse! He's invaded my thoughts hELP-#i literally don't know how this happened XD #this depressed tired mechanic is being microwaved in my brain as we speak #sams nice eclipse #sams #tsams #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #my art

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smashwolfen · 1 year

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The brain worms got me

@waywardstation 's Phione Akari AU got a strangle hold on me and I had to do something about it!

First page felt rough, I was getting used to drawing a phione in general but luckily by the second page I got it down for the most part, Ingo is basically second nature to me now XD

I cant wait to see more bits of story with the AU its such a cute and fun idea!!

In the second image, the drawing with Ingo swinging Akari around was based off this GIF

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chinelacanta · 5 months

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Bro, your art??? DELICIOUS ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯

I have a request for you if you still take them (if not then it's ok)

Can you draw Van Augur? (he's my babygirl and his fans are few💔)

!!!!! TYYY AAA XD

yes im still taking requests!! a bit busy w uni but i always enjoy getting asks for drawings!

van augur fans, this one’s for u guys 👍👍

#microwave ding!#he’s so silly looking (affectionate)#hope u dont mind i yassified his style a tiny bit xD #van augur #one piece #dracule mihawk #he snuck in there after i finished the first one #they’d have vampire goth solidarity i think- if mihawk could stop scaring people with his big autism eyes #just like me fr fr #my art!!

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roseverdict · 5 months

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don't cry. pour a small-seeming serving of any pasta noodle you'd like in a deep microwave-safe bowl, just barely cover the noodles with water, microwave for roughly 2 minutes 30 seconds, stir, microwave for 2 more minutes, carefully drain the pasta water from the pasta, liberally mix shredded non-mozzarella cheese into the hot noodles, and pour small amounts of milk in (maaaybe a school milk carton's worth or two at most) to taste and to make it creamier, okay?

#rosie babbles #nightblogging #recipe #macaroni #nothing against mozzarella ofc. it's just that the traits that make it perfect for mozza sticks and string cheese make for abysmal sauce #and you Will want to be careful with your water levels.#either that or be ready to use a sizable amt of paper towel to mop up the microwave platter.#also the timing can be fiddled with. experimentation is fun :)#you can also be like me and add garlic salt to the cheese sauce but i'm well aware i'm probably a bit of a freak like that xD #the fun thing abt this is that it's quicker than making actual boxes of macaroni #but allows for much more fiddling than Follow The EasyMac Instructions #literally the only bad-tasting version of this i've made so far was the one where i forgot to drain the water first.#also re: the water #depending on the bowl and your arm/wrist/grip strength you can carefully tilt the bowl over the sink #and use a spoon to hold the noodles back as you drain it #noodles that have been tested: egg. macaroni. small shells. bowtie (better eaten w/fork not spoon).#cheeses that have been tested: 'mexican-blend' shredded. additional pcs from sliced cheddar and colby jack #cheeses to avoid: mozzarella #i'd test this with lactose-free dairy #but i live in a house where cow milk is king and dairy substitutes are always easy targets for complaining #i can't think of any reason swapping out dairy for non-dairy or regular noodles for gluten-free noodles would cause issues tho

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mumscarian · 11 months

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i have no content guys im jjust spinning mumscarian around in my head. i think once i graduate my brain will probably be more forthcoming, but for right now just take the imaginary image of them individually rotating in a microwave.

#my kind of post #*microwave voice* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #mumscarian #hermitshipping #not specifically but its a good idea to tag it anyways considering the nature of this blog XD

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kalu-chan · 1 month

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One of my headcanons is that since Tsubaki was locked up for like 180 years, he doesn't always know the dos and donts of modern appliances, this means that le regular forgets that he shouldnt put metal or eggs in the microwave.

He also almost tried to get something out of a toaster via silverware but Shamrock stopped him in time

Momrock strikes again!

Iirc on Tanaka Box in Servamp Quest, if you put Higan and Sham in a party together, Sham scolds Higan for leaving his cigarette butts in some glass he was using as an ashtray because he was worried Tsubaki might drink the cig butts so that checks out.

#Servamp #Tsubaki is. perhaps. a little bit stupid.#Tbf I have microwaved metal before too but I was a child (everything went fine but the food stayed mostly cold 😔)#I've also used cutlery to get something out of a toaster but very carefully. And usually disconnected it from the electricity first xD #So I'm not even that much better than Tsubaki. Minus eggs but #You actually can put eggs in the microwave if they're not in the shell #Safer to poke the yolk a few times but not in the shell is the bigger thing #I heard somewhere you can even boil them but then you put it in water in the microwave #never tried that one tho

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viejospellejos · 11 months

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El infierno de las salchichas

#video #sfw #gritar #gritos #scream #screaming #sausages #salchichas #lol #xd #humor #microondas #microwave #fail

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andthebeanstalk · 6 months

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Literally every piece of cookware/dish that has ever been devised in the history of mankind: You can wash me with soap and water!

Cast iron skillet: tehe 🤭 soap and water? I guess that's fine if you like your steak rusty haha 🙈 I can only be washed with salt and oil and lemon and spit or I will immediately die haha so just spit on me okay spit on me and make me clean, mommy 🤗🥵😏💦👅👅👅

Me:

#original #and that is why (despite red meat being the only food i really excel at when cooking) i will never own another cast iron skillet #trick cookware that's what it is!#tryin to trick The Old Jack at his own game!!! the game of LIFE!!!! 😤😤😤#cast iron skillet #cooking #if it can't be put in the dishwasher then it's not meant for food or for this family #I don't agree with a lot of things my mother taught me growing up but I agreed with that as a child and I stand by it more than ever XD #I don't care at all if other people have them. I don't have to wash those.#mom has also always insisted on never owning dishes that can't go in the microwave #and with the exception of her fine china this was pretty much always the case. I don't have china i have no exceptions #the day i buy china is the day i am rich and out of things to spend money on it is just not a thing that i care for personally #do other places call all expensive sets of dishware china? as far as i can tell that is how my fam uses it #china plates are like. the special occasion fancy plates.#I just looked it up and it turns out china plates are made of something called bone china which is made using bones #or sometimes it's just porcelain #anyway my point is all my fuckin plates are paper or plastic cause i got no class and even less coordination!#i think that was my point lol. it doesn't matter #shitpost

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girlcalledwhatsername · 11 months

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Put an egg in the microwave and it got too hot and burst and shot out of the bowl, never been this terrified lmao

#it made such a huge noise and microwave exploding is a big fear of mine so naturally that's what I thought had happened XD

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epitomees · 7 months

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😎

Send me a 😎 and I, the mun, will say something to your muse.

((BLUE GIRLS UNITE!! THE MORE BLUE GIRLS THE BETTER!!

Other than that, I have to say for someone who's very cautious and timid you got a lot of bravery in you. You try new things that interest you, and if you suck at them you still keep on going to learn. If you reeeeally want to stick to cooking, though? Try following a recipe book, or look up easy to make meals on Youtube. That'll work better for you in the long run.))

#out of cards #mun stuff #mun speaks #tacitusauxilium #((or just stick to the microwave stuff xD))

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wacky-nameless-inventor-24 · 2 years

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A few days ago I was randomly reminded of the scene in 'Beware the B.U.D.D.Y. System' when Gyro immediately shot down Dewey's idea of building a self-driving robot car, because he said it had too many variables and would turn evil too quickly.

Anyway I got to thinking it was almost strange how fast he came to that conclusion, and it might just be how smart he is that he was immediately able to recognize that, or maybe he's built a self-driving robot car before and it's turned evil.

OR another- heart breaking- possibility is it's something Gyro's considered, but decided not to do because of how it would go bad fast. Which means Gyro has stopped trying with some inventions. That he's had ideas that he's liked and wanted to build, but have given up on them because he knows he can't do it the right way. Because he's too afraid of the robot going evil and being a let-down to him. ...And further proving to himself that he's evil, if all he can make are evil machines.

And not only is that just so saddening in itself but what makes it even sadder is that even the inventions that Gyro has decided to take a chance on still go evil, which must've crushed his spirits even more.

#food for thought #ssldkfjdslkj my heart is breaking #Boyd comes and fixes this probably but still-#Wacky's Soliloquies #gyro gearloose #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dt17 #duckverse #slsdkfj the reason I was reminded of the scene btw is because I was microwaving something #and I was immediately reminded of Gyro saying Beaks couldn't program a microwave XD

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fatedstrands · 9 months

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3. Who are your longest rp friends?

OOC//Munday Meme

My sister from another mister who got me into it!

She actually came up to me one a day I was thinking 'this is where my life ends' in a yknow kinda way. Asked me where my friends were, told her I had none and she DEAD ASS her sweet little Autistic self just;

"But I'm your friend?" and when I looked at her she grinned bright "Now come meet your other friends!" and dragged me into the friend group.

We (or rather I) still have our old book we used to write in. I remember my birthday after I moved away she visited and we fell asleep foot to foot half sitting up on a couch that, if we took TWO SECONDS would be a bed, just writing. We'd slap each other and drop the book in the lap before passing out. The insanity I tried shoving in there for shits and gigs in that delirious state you guys.

She and I have some of the longest history and is my oldest friend. Near 15 or 16 years? Fuck man I love her, she's actually the reason I lived long enough to meet my amazing wife and she got herself and her mom to help me get on Disability Support Pension here where I live because that shit is HARD when you panic at everything.

She has been the bestest best friend you could ever ask for in my life. It's why I will forever call her my sister. Thank you Aslan, I love you my goofy lion of the microwave.

#The Angelic Choir #bishopinblue #ooc//#we were known as the witch of the freezer #and our silly thing was #the lion the freezer and the microwave #we were silly XD #all because I had a speech impediment moment and messed up her name #like REALLY MESSED IT UP too XD #t//munday funday answers

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maydays-medbay · 9 months

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I am having dental surgery tomorrow so if I'm dead for the next few days don't panic If I'm gone for way longer than usual then...uh oh

#tw: surgery #I know it can gross some people out #I'm getting all of my wisdom toothers out so it's nothing crazy major don't worry XD #Impacted wisdom teeth can go jump off of a microwave

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redramzi · 1 year

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