#middle aged riot

[smashing-yng-man]

Some of them desperately want to inflict their organized religious doctrine onto everyone else, why not? Remember, I live in Oklahoma, smack dab in the middle of the Bible Belt, with a church on every corner.

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[liberalsarecool]

Occam's razor: it was MAGA.

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[breha]

casting 58-year-old ben daniels as a vampire sets great precedent for 1. fucking that old man (eric bogosian) and 2. gabrielle in general

[emperornorton47]

[geezerwench]

That face you make ...

[thingstrumperssay]

[saltbody]

the only thing getting me through today is the fact that i get to watch the new yellowjackets episode after work

[rosesutherlandwrites]

My brain this morning again getting Ideas about one of the story ideas I have that is NOT the one I’m meant to be working on jfc

[smashing-yng-man]

Should I be worried that American southeners who fly their "rebel" flag don't even realize that the confederates fucking lost in even the best scenario possible?

Probably.

[not-safe-for-democracy]

[prettyblondguys]

"I love this old man," I say, looking at a picture of a 44 year old

[imkeepinit]

[kennexara]

like i can appreciate what they’re going for with the mexico roadtrip looking to be just johnny and robby.

however i still think it would be hilarious if sam also went to mexico with miguel so daniel invites himself to what was going to be johnny’s lone wolf expedition. and johnny goes along with it because it means daniel gives him yet another car. and then robby asks if he can come and johnny says yes because he gets that it’s a test of if he actually cares or not, but also because they all quickly realize robby knows more spanish than johnny and daniel combined. 

except. like. they haven’t even left reseda yet and robby’s already debating jumping out of the car into incoming traffic because of johnny and daniel doing that thing where they flip between being scarily in sync to trying to karate kick the other in a moving vehicle.

so robby decides he gets to invite a friend and they agree because, like, they know most of his friends, right? probably? it’s not like he’d invite kyler or something. so they pull up and daniel and johnny are doing the daniel and johnny thing and so don’t notice tory getting in the backseat until she makes some snide comment about them flirting. 

it shuts them up for like 30 seconds but it’s the quietest 30 seconds robby’s had since he agreed to this trip. it might’ve been longer but then daniel’s phone rings. it’s the dealership, they got a call from the local jail for him. well, for johnny, since johnny still hasn’t replaced his phone. it’s kreese asking for bail money. johnny and daniel are like hell no on principle. except tory leverages what she knows about terry rigging the tournament to get them to pay bail. 

and like, kreese has nothing better going on, he might as well tag along. in fact, it becomes part of his plan. if he can convince johnny and daniel he’s their ally by helping out with this, they can all work together to take down terry. 

so it’s a roadtrip of the 5 people with the weirdest relationships to each other. 6 actually, nobody thought to pack luggage which means nobody checked the trunk. an few hours into the trip when they’ve stopped for gas anthony pops out of the trunk because his nintendo switch died and he’s also hungry. 

at some point everyone’s phones get lost and they spend the entire trip convinced everything is falling apart back in LA, when in fact chozen is teaching the kids how to do karate without becoming unhinged. one week in and he’s already everyone’s favorite sensei. also amanda has signed up all of the kids for therapy. 

[its-all-down-hill]