#mike zacharias reader

[iidilio]

You couldn’t be happier.

Your husband came home from work at the usual time, with that smile that always captivates you every time you see it. Your two beautiful children are playing in the beautiful garden of the house, laughing and running.

You feel his large hands touching and caressing your swollen stomach, due to the little angel growing inside you, while his chin rests on your shoulder. You smile as you lean into his touch.

You couldn’t be happier... but the lamp looks a little weird...

[bumblebeeonthistle]

Levi is frustrated and decides to take it out on you during sparring

Tags: Levi/Reader, sexual tension, misunderstandings, 104th Cadet Corps, Hange Zoe Summary: Levi is frustrated and decides to take it out on you during sparring. Meanwhile, you decide to kiss him in front of all your friends.

“You’re spacing out! On your feet again!” Levi barks.

Gritting your teeth, you plant both feet firmly on the ground to stop your momentum, leaving deep gauges in the ground where your boots dig up dirt, grass, and rotten leaves.

A split second later, you’ve set off again, spinning in the air with the intention of landing a round-house kick to Levi’s jaw. With the audacity to look outright bored as he does so, Levi turns his head, just enough to avoid your foot, then reaches for your ankle.

You feel his fingers brush against the thinly worn leather of your boot just as you twist out of the way, before he can grab your leg and throw you to the ground. Instead, you end up behind him, hissing in his ear. “Tell me, is this some form of punishment?”

Levi twirls on the spot, something akin to amusement glinting in his eyes as he swings his fist at you. You dodge, feeling the air whoosh just beside your head as his hand grazes your cheek. Without hesitation, you grab his outstretched arm and place your leg under his knee, readying yourself to swipe him off his feet.

But of course, he doesn’t let you. Instead, he does a fucking backflip and now, he is standing behind you, his breath fanning your ear “Would you like that?” 

You feel heat rush to your cheeks, embarrassment and anger and arousal coursing through you as you again recall the night you spent in Levi’s bed, him hovering above you, whispering sweet nothings in your ear while he made you feel so good that, for just a moment, you’d completely forgotten all the bad things that’d ever happened to you.

Seething, you turn around to lunge at him, but he effortlessly jumps out of the way, an expression probably unreadable to anyone else but which to you just screams smugness plastered on his face.

You let out a low growl as you leap after him again, trying to get past his defences, but he just dances out of your reach, still with that amused glint in his eyes.

Is the bastard seriously just toying with you?

Clenching your jaw and rolling your shoulders, you ready yourself to attack him again.

But you don’t even get the chance.

One moment, he’s standing several feet away from you, eyes gleaming ominously in the sun, watching your movements like a predator watching its prey, ready to strike.

The next moment, he’s right in front of you. He’s so close that you can feel the heat rolling off his body and the fast, but steady drum of his heart, so close that you can almost taste the smell of tea and soap and sweat invading your nostrils.

The last thing you see before you’re thrown onto your back is his pupils dilating as he looks at you.

And now, instead of standing before you and looking eye to eye with you, he’s above you, looking down at you, in an all too familiar position as he straddles your hips and pins your arms above your head. 

His face is only a hair’s breadth from your own, eyes dark and breathing ragged as he looks at you. There’s just the slightest tinge of pink adorning his sharp cheekbones as he leans down to almost purr in your ear. “Got you.” 

You don’t know what comes over you in that moment. But as he leans back slightly, a small smile playing around his lips and a triumphant look in his eyes, you move.

Really, it’s his own fault, for riling you up like this and looking so ridiculously handsome with his smug grin and flushed cheeks and slightly tousled hair.

You raise your head, just an inch, and then, you’re kissing him.

Right on the mouth.

You don’t know what you’d been expecting, but it certainly isn’t Levi kissing you back, with just as much desperation and fervour as he’d shown that night. He lets go of your wrists to cup your face, fingers trailing over the place where he’d marked you. The marks are faded now, only just discernible to Levi’s sharp eyes but invisible to anyone else – they’d healed up already the day after he’d put them there, due to your fast healing.

As his fingers brush over your pulse point and even lower, your mind blanks and you grab him by the shoulders, fingers digging into his uniform as you pull him closer.

“Ehem.”

Both of you freeze.

You’d completely forgotten that you aren’t alone.

And not only that.

You’d forgotten that you have a whole audience ogling you while you’re passionately making out.

Shit.

Shit, shit, shit.

Someone whistles, and another person gags.

“I think we could’ve done without the demonstration,” Jean comments dryly.

“Only you guys could make fighting look erotic. Ugh!” Sasha shudders, looking equally amused and disgusted.

“Would you get a room!” Eren complains, ears burning red. “This is the second time you guys--”

A collective glare from you and Levi shuts him up.

Gosh, you wish you could just sink into the ground and never see the light of day again, just to avoid to endless teasing bound to come. You just know the others will never let you hear the end of it. And as soon as Hange finds out, you’re sure you’ll--

“Hey guys, why’re you all laughing?”

Speak of the devil.

None other than Hange Zöe themselves has arrived, jumping off their horse and striding over to you, hands on their hips.

“Was Levi beating your ass again?” they ask, tilting their head as they grin down at you.

“No,” Levi says, face moulded back into its usual impassive state. Even his blush has subsided so much that it could probably be explained by the training. He jumps to his feet before reaching out a hand to help you get up too. “We were kissing.”

You choke on your spit, then almost get your eardrums burst by Hange yelling so loudly that several birds take flight in forest nearby.

“Oh sure-- wait, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!”

Hange, who’d been nodding amicably before are now yelling, eyes almost popping out of their sockets as they stare first at Levi, then at you, then at Levi again.

“Well, technically, you did beat my ass,” you mumble, averting your gaze.

“As in literally, or figuratively?” Hange asks, tone serious.

“Oh my God, would you just shup up!” you groan, letting go of Levi’s hand and throwing your arms into the air in exasperation.

“Okay, but seriously,” Hange urges, looking as if they’ve just stumbled upon a goldmine, “did you really kiss? Like, mouth-to-mouth? Was there tongue? Was it passionate? Did you--ouch!”

Levi has whacked them over the back of their head. “Shut the fuck up, if you know what’s good for you, Four-Eyes. Otherwise…” He trails off, letting the unspoken threat hang in the air.

“Yeah yeah, as if you had the guts to actually kill me.” Hange waves him off before turning to the other members of Squad Levi, clapping their hands together. “So, is it true? What did I miss?”

“They were kissing, I swear,” Sasha says, drawing a cross over her heart. “We all saw it – unfortunately…”

“There was definitely tongue,” Connie adds helpfully.

“And it was definitely passionate,” Jean shudders, looking slightly green in the face.

“I think I’m gonna puke,” Eren groans.

“Oh my god, oh my god, ohmygodohmygodOHMYGOD!!!” Hange squeals, jumping up and down on the spot. “I can’t wait to tell Mike! Oh, and Erwin too! They’ll be totally flipping out!”

You send them a horrified look. “Excuse me?”

Are you and Levi’s relationship a topic of gossip among the military Commanders? God, you hope not.

“That reminds me,” Jean says, snapping his fingers as he turns towards Eren, “cough up.”

“Hey, wait a moment,” Connie protests, “we don’t even know when they got together yet! It could’ve been their first time kissing, for all we know.”

“Certainly didn’t look like it,” Armin mumbles, shifting on his feet and looking thoroughly uncomfortable.

“Of course it was their first time kissing!” Hange cries indignantly, almost sounding offended. “Otherwise, I’d have known about it!”

Eren lets out a sound between a scoff and a laugh before he unsuccessfully tries to cover it up with a cough.

Hange immediately narrows in their gaze on him before resolutely grabbing him by the shoulders. “You know something, right? What do you know? Please, tell me!” 

“I swear, I will kill you, brat,” Levi threatens.

Eren looks to you for help, but you just shrug. His eyes widen minutely at your betrayal before he presses his lips together. To him, Levi’s ire is more frightening than Hange’s enthusiasm – something you hardly agree with.

But apparently, from the way you and Levi pointedly avoid looking at each other, to the way Eren’s cheeks flush a bright red, is enough evidence for Hange.

Jaw slackening, they let go of Eren to point an accusing finger at you. “Oh god, that wasn’t your first time? When did you kiss the first time? How long have you been together without us knowing?”

“Hey hey, just wait for a moment!” you interject, crossing your arms over your chest and turning to glare at Jean. “Just what did you mean by cough up?”

“Oh, well…” Jean takes a step back and you swear you see a hint of fear flash across his face.

“We just betted on when you’d get together,” Connie chirps.

“Oh my God, you too?” Hange gasps, mouth spreading into a wide grin.

“You did what?” Eye twitching and fists clenched, you glance back and forth between Connie and Hange. “And what do you mean by you too?”

“Uhm, just that I also made a bet with Mike and Erwin?” Hange holds up their palms, almost like a peace gesture. “About when the two of you would get together? I mean, me and Erwin said not yet, but Mike swore that you got together before the Battle of Trost. Don’t tell me why he thinks that, though.”

“Well, I said you got together during our second year as cadets,” Sasha explains, “Connie said third year, and Eren and Kri-- I mean, Historia said you weren’t together yet. Jean said after you came back from the 57th Expedition.”

“And what did Armin say?” you ask, voice dangerously low.

Armin waves his hands frantically in front of him, shaking his head so violently that his blonde hair whips from side to side. “I didn’t say anything, I swear! I told them you and the Captain would kill them when you found, but--”

“And you’re absolutely right,” you hiss, again turning to face your so-called friends. “And you too, Shitty Glasses!” you yell when you hear Hange snicker beside you.

“Okay, but can I have one last wish before I die?” they plead, trying and failing to suppress their laughter. “Are you guys together or what? I wanna know how much Mike owes us.”

You say “no” just as Levi says “yes.”

Then, the two of you turn to look at each other.

“We…are?” you ask, confused.

“We aren’t?” Levi asks back, frowning.

Hange sighs, pinching the bridge of their nose. “I see you two idiots haven’t really talked this through.” After a moment, they look up again, proceeding to make excessive shooing-motions with their arms. “Alright kids, I’ll take over training from here. Let the adults talk.” They beckon for your friends to follow them.

Excerpt from my newest posted chapter of call my name || Levi X Reader on ao3!

[strawberrybuni]

(PRE-RELATIONSHIP) THEY CONFESS AFTER YOU'VE BEEN CHEATED ON

Characters: Levi, Hange, Eren, Armin, Erwin, Mikasa, Reiner, Jean, Annie, Miche, & Yelena Summary: You ended it with your bf after you were cheated on, now they're taking their chance to confess to you CW: fluff

[salv12dexter]

Tagging

Y'all need start tagging y'all fanfics correctly. I don't want to read y'all sucking dick. Y'all be doing that on purpose.

You giving head while they used to chop off yours.

It's not feminist if you're attacking women for being uncomfortable with something. Fiction or not.

[m-jelly]

hello Jelly, how's going ?? could i ask you to do a AOT hcs with Levi,Hange,Erwin and Mike?? How would be their reactions if their kid (it can be girl or boy, that's up to you sweet :3 ) come to reader asking for a sibling? what would they say??

Thanks for your attention, i love your work!!

I want a sibling

All with a fem reader and it's set in modern world

Hange

Hange would be very good with your kid. She'd talk to them about how you have to go through IVF to have them and how it is very hard on your body and mind. She is a woman of science and wants to explain the whole process so their kid will understand. She'll explain that there were a few unsuccessful attempts and a lot of medication, but it was all worth it for them. However, she's not sure if your body could go through it all again, so she'd have to talk with you and possibly think of adopting a sweet baby. That's a long process, but they can do it as a family.

Mike

Mike would give you a smirk when your kid asks for a sibling, mainly because he likes making kids -nudge, nudge-. He also loves being a dad, and having a few running around the home would be wonderful. He's a very hands-on dad, always playing with them and teaching them wilderness skills (because I see Mike being a rough lumberjack-type man in modern). He takes them camping and has so much fun. So, while your kid is asking for a sibling, your man is joining in asking too, and you have to admit, having another mini version of Mike is perfect.

Erwin

Erwin blushed a little, knowing what would be happening to get a sweet baby. He would cuddle up to you and ask you if you wanted another kid. Erwin is so wonderful and sweet with your kid, always reading to them and telling them call facts and taking them to exciting places. Having more little ones sitting around him so he can read to them and go on adventures with them would make his life. He'll reinforce that it is all your choice as you carry the baby and the recovery after, which he is so good with you, and he's so big and protective. Having another little one being held by his big muscular arms seems like a perfect idea.

Levi

You both don't even think twice about it; you want another one because a nice big family is something you both wanted. After all, you desire a house filled with love. Plus, Kuchel wants many grandchildren. Levi is incredible good with kids; he always has been. He loves being a dad, and he goes out of his way to help you and your kid. He gets a bit emotional over his children and you. You would both like another kid and have already planned it, so you say yes.

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[abiatackerman]

Levi smiles....

Zeke: Wtf is that?

Hange: What magic trick did you use, y/n?

Mike: This dude can smile?

Petra: Aww look at his adorable smile!

Erwin: Interesting! I'll have to do some research on this.

Eren: Is no one else scared?

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[littlerequiem]

Drabble Month, Day 2: Pepper ˚⁎⁺ Miche x GN!Reader

CONTENT — Sick fic, fluff, cooking. Written for @thedrabblecollective as part of the AOT Vets Drabble Month. Divider by @cafekitsune.

Whenever Miche gets sick, you’ve learned that his sense of smell disappears.

Behind you, Miche attempts to fight Mother Nature.

“I can’t smell for shit,” he complains, sniffing the simmering pot.

“My poor baby.”

Miche slides his arms around your waist. “Describe it for me.”

“Soup with carrots.” A kiss lands on your neck. “Mm… onions.” Another. “P-peppers.”

This time, you turn to face him, trying to capture his lips.

Miche stops you. “I don’t want you to get sick.”

“But—“

Miche engulfs you into a warm embrace instead.

You bite down a smile. Fine. For now, this will do.

[sallyfisher1312]

Requests: Open

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This is the first time I open my requests so please be patient <3

I've been uninspired recently and thought it'd be a good idea to write people's requests, so feel free to make one.

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Requesting rules:

I will write:

X reader only;

For female, male and gender-neutral readers, specify which one you want;

Body description, (e.g. hair color, height etc.) if specified in the request, but by default I avoid it;

Fluff, comfort, romantic, platonic etc., light angst and violence;

Poly!characters x reader;

One-shots and headcanons;

Suggested intimacy.

I won't write:

Character x character;

Gore and extreme violence;

Explicit smut;

Yandere!characters;

Alternative universes;

Incest, clonecest etc.;

Any type of prejudice, p3d0 etc.;

Medical and psychological conditions.

If you have any doubts, feel free to ask me.

Characters and Fandoms I will write for:

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Gensai Kuroki

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Niko Tokita

Hollis Kure

Attack On Titan:

Erwin Smith

Mike Zacharias

Hange Zöe

Levi Ackerman

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Sal Fisher

Hellboy:

Hellboy

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Orcs

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Vampires

Werewolves

There are other characters that are not listed here, I might add them later. If you're unsure whether I write for a character or not feel free to ask.

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[iv4mpc0rps3]

Fanfic Writers

Why are y'all so restarted.

[urbandeity]

"kneel."

Erwin would say "Kneel," and before his lips would even close you'd be on your knees, hands politely on your thighs, eyes on him.

Levi would say "Kneel," and you'd quite proudly respond with, "You first," and that'd rightfully earn you his heel stabbing into the crook of your knee and forcing you to the ground, where you're pinned in place by his foot on your calf and his hand in your hair. He'll be quick about wiping that smirk off your face.

Miche would be disinterested. Putting any notion of kneeling aside, he'd just sweep you up in his arms and hold you close against his chest, finding it much easier to kiss you like this than if you had been on the floor.

[marwp]

ODIO LA FALTA DE ATENCIÓN QUE RECIBEN MIS PERSONAJES FAVORITOS.

Interesarse en un personaje ficticio para darse cuenta de la falta de contenido "x lector " es honestamente desgarrador. 💔

Pero bueno, solamente es mi pequeño desahogo.

[chaotic-nick]

[a/n] here's something straight from my head when I couldn't get rid of the Miche itch, grammar errors, cussing, dialogue and what not

Miche Zacharias x reader | old flames, modern au

Standing in his kitchen, it's a quiet night except for his low hums against her shoulder. Miche insisted that (Y/n) stand in front of him as he cooke— worked?

Cooked and worked at the same time.

His ipad open to his emails coming in continuous rings one minute. Then a single ring. Then again.

"You ..." she breathed, "didn't need to cook for me."

Miche only hummed again. This time much longer. Even pressing himself against her as he set his knife down. "Why?"

"What why, Miche?"

"Why don't you want me to cook for you?"

"Because you have work tomorrow," then pointed to the ipad, "and you still have it now."

Quietly, he went back to chopping. How he kept his left hand on (Y/n) she didn't know. The skills you gain as a world class chef, as one may guess. "It's the only time I can cook for you. You still eat the spicy stuff?"

"so insistent in cooking for me." She turned around, hugging him.

"couldn't cook for you when we fucked in college." He dared joke.

Though (Y/n)'s hands, rested on his waist, grew cold. Remembering how in love—

"You know," momentarily, he stopped. Finding her hands to hold. "I wasn't ready to commit back then."

"Like you'll ever be ready to commit."

"I couldn't give you the life you deserved–"

"Bullshit!" She spat. "It was my parents spoiling me– heck! I can't even afford the shit they got me now that im working."

"What I'm saying is," Miche cleared his throat, "is- is I'm someone you can be proud of having now"

"I would've been proud of you even then," confused, (Y/n)'s eyes welled with tears. "The fuck is with you and committing, Miche?"

"Look," holding her hands in his, and begging for her to look at him, Miche crouched to her level, nearly knealing. "Please, look at me, (Y/n)."

"No. Fuck off." Childish banter to steer him away. "It took me years to completely remove you from my head, thinking about you in everything i did when you- YOU probably fucked around more in Europe."

In a quiet tone, and as the realisation set in, Miche spoke "You still ... love me don't you."

Nodding as her lips pressed into a thin line, "Thought I didn't, and then we fucked around again. And there you go."

Silence hung in the air. Miche's forehead against hers, green eyes cast down their feet standing in front of each other. When will they be like this again. "We're not in our twenties anymore."

"You're not ready to commit."

"I am now." Peppering the side of her face with soft kisses, he confessed, "only if it's you. I swear."

"You're so confusing," she sobbed. "So, so, so confusing, Miche."

"Just— one chance, or if not that just stay longer let me cook for you. Please, [Y/n]."

Swallowing any sob that wanted to escape and a hand wiping her eyes, she only pulled away. "I have to go, Miche. I'm sorry."

[levithestripper]

how the members of the survey corp and marley warriors would train with you

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warnings: gender-neutral reader

included characters: eren yeager, armin arlert, mikasa ackerman, jean kirstein, marco bodt, connie springer, sasha braus, reiner braun, bertolt hoover, annie leonhart, porco galliard, levi ackerman, erwin smith, and mike zacharias.

length: 1.5k || read on ao3 || join my taglist

a/n: hi y'all. i never thought i'd be writing for attack on titan again, but here we are lmao. i've been rewatching the series from the beginning, and this is the result of that. anyways, some are more 'x reader' than others, but i hope y'all enjoy it!

— Eren Yeager

When you ask Eren to help you train, this boy gets so smug you can practically see his ego grow three sizes larger. You know you’re probably better off asking someone else who’s better, but you know Eren appreciates it when you go to him. He likes to show off and impress you, so you get more of a show than actual training assistance. Still, you appreciate the effort Eren puts into trying to help you out. Eren falls on his ass more than he likes to admit, making you hide your laughter behind your hand. 

— Armin Arlert

Asking Armin to train with you surprises Armin more than anything. Him? You want to train with him?! He immediately rejects your offer, saying he can’t possibly help you with anything that isn’t tutoring. However, you insist upon it, assuring him that you want his help and prefer it over others. The training you guys do isn’t intense; instead, it focuses on the areas you said you needed to improve. Armin always pulls his punches, never wanting to seriously harm you. But if you insist upon it, he will come at you in full force, just not very happily. Afterward, Armin apologizes profusely for possibly hurting you, and you reassure him you’re fine. Expect a flurry of hugs from him and a part of his supper rations, but he denies knowing anything about where your extra food came from. 

— Mikasa Ackerman

Mikasa isn’t keen on helping you, viewing you as something that will only slow her down from achieving her goal of being as strong as she can be to protect Eren. It takes you a few minutes to convince her that you won’t get in the way or be a burden, simply wanting to shadow her, spar with her, and pick up any techniques that make her such a good fighter for yourself. Realizing you didn’t want her to teach you, Mikasa accepts your request, warning you that she doesn’t go easy or pull her punches. It’s safe to say that you hurt all over come supper time, wincing from the hard wooden benches in the mess hall. 

— Jean Kirstein

Similar to Eren, Jean is cocky as hell when you come to him for training help. He doesn’t stop until you threaten to ask Eren instead, which makes him shut up and behave. Jean’s a decent spar partner, so you’re in good hands with him. You’re decently matched against him, winning about half of the rounds and losing the other half by only a second or two. He’s better at the knife-disarming move than you are, though, which he teases you for.

— Marco Bodt

Marco is flattered that you picked him out of everyone else. Being the definition of an average fighter, Marco didn’t think there was anything he could help you with, but he’s ecstatic to spar with you regardless. After all, it’s time Marco gets to spend with you. And if you think he’ll go easy on you because you’re his partner, you’re sorely mistaken. Marco loves you and wants you to be as prepared for the world as possible, seeing no benefit in pulling punches. But that’s not to say he’ll beat you up, obviously. After all, this is only an exercise, so you’re relatively unharmed, ignoring the scattered bruising. 

— Connie Springer

Connie is more than eager to train with you, joking around and laughing the entire time. He knows he should take it more seriously, but Connie can’t help having fun with you instead, completely ignoring the current exercise. He’ll hide behind you and tap your shoulder, waiting for you to turn around before ducking just out of your view. When you finally catch him, you’re dizzy and out of breath from laughing so hard. Your efforts are rewarded with a peppering of kisses all over your face &lt;3

— Sasha Braus

Like Connie, Sasha is just as obnoxious during training but takes it a bit more seriously than he does. If you are serious about training, she’ll do her best to take it seriously with you. She’s not immune to Connie making faces at her from across the field, and frankly—you aren’t either. Typically, if you’re sparing with Sasha, you’ll end up with Connie, too. 

— Reiner Braun

Training with Reiner is like training with your long-lost twin. You read one other perfectly, evading and blocking each other’s swings like it’s nothing. You duck underneath his outstretched arm to kick him in the back of his knee, but Reiner is two steps ahead, spinning on his heel to knock your feet out from under you. He expects you to yield, but you don’t give up that easily. Sneaking between his spread legs to pop up from behind, it was your turn to knock him unsteady, twisting his arm behind his back and disarming him of the prop knife he wielded. It goes on like that until the quittin’ bell rings, except the roles reversed themselves every few rounds. 

— Bertolt Hoover

Bertolt is still such a sweetheart, even when he’s trying to pin you to the ground. He wants to win, but that doesn’t make his timidness disappear. You win more often than not, but you let him get the better of you sometimes. Watching a blush spread across his face and neck is worth letting him win. His blush worsens when you point it out, too. Still, he likes sparing with you, regardless of how well he does or not. 

— Annie Leonheart

Training with Annie is very similar to training with Mikasa. It’s not that Annie believes you’ll hinder her progress; it’s because she’s simply not good with people. Annie knows you can hold your own against tough opponents; she’s seen you go against people like Reiner and Eren and win. The best way to put it is that she feels awkward, not knowing how to help you or what she should say. You’re the only one able to render Annie speechless, a talent that immediately raises you above the rest in her eyes. 

— Porco Galliard

If you want to spar with Porco, you better be prepared to have your ass beat into next week. He’s out to prove he’s the best, and not even you can get in his way. He’s stubborn and afflicted with tunnel vision, blinding him from remembering how talented you are at it, too. Porco’s favorite move is pinning you on your stomach, twisting your wrist until you forfeit your prop weapon of choice. He’s stupidly cocky about it, too, straddling your hips and spouting snark while your face is shoved in the dirt. You may be talented at that day’s exercise, but somehow, Porco always has the upper hand, no doubt due to his Shifter abilities giving him heightened agility and reflexes. He’s always stupidly proud of himself afterward, bragging to his friends about how many times he’d pinned you. It earns him a sharp flick on his forehead from you.

— Levi Ackerman

You must be a glutton for punishment if you seek out Levi as a sparing partner. His version of training isn’t just sparring, oh no, no. First, he has you running laps around the courtyard for at least thirty minutes. And if he catches you jogging, he adds another ten minutes. You wanted the best, so you’ll have to endure everything he throws at you to get it. Next is calisthenics. Push-ups, thirty-second planks, burpees, sit-ups, dips, and wall sits are the bane of your existence for the next hour and a half. By now, your entire body aches, and your legs are shaky and exhausted. Levi gives you a break, allowing you to drink nearly your weight in water and grab a quick snack before his torture resumes. He gives you enough time to ensure you don’t vomit, but finally, it’s time for sparring once you’ve finished your snack break. Once he deems training to be done for the day, you ask him why he put you through such an intense workout just to spar. Levi’s reasoning? If your body was tired, you’d fight better. If you’re exhausted, you’ll seek out more ways to end the fight quicker and discover new techniques as you go. If you get frustrated enough after losing to him so many times, combined with your body’s exhaustion, you’d eventually find a hole in Levi’s attack and utilize it. 

— Erwin Smith

Training with Erwin isn’t much different than training on your own. He acts professionally throughout the exercise, seeing it as nothing to take lightly. Erwin doesn’t go easy on you, but he does pull his punches, not eager to send you to the infirmary just because of sparring practice.

— Mike Zacharias

Believe it or not, Mike is like a combination of Levi and Connie. Training with him will last hours, but he’s having fun with you while he does it. Mike is quick on his feet, darting this way and that, always out of reach. It’s almost like a dance you’re engaged in. Every time you miss, he’ll pop a teasing joke as if he’s goading you into catching him. When you think you’ve cornered him, Mike’ll knock your legs out from underneath you, claiming the win for himself. He’ll help you back up and reset the round, giving the prop weapon to you this time.

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Y'all WWWWIIISSHHHHH

I know, y'all know, everyone knows. That these men are not gay, never have been and never will be. Seeing a man you want isn't going to make you feel better just because you see him with another man.

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anyone know what happened to bluesilkdress / bluesilkdressao3, author of say something or nothing at all (among other things)?

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can I have some random headcanon of the vets and reader please 🥺

thank you jelly 😊😘❤️

I'm not sure what HC's you wanted? So I just went with basic stuff of being in a relationship with them because there are all kinds of HCs.

@ladycheesington Thank you for the banner and helping me with the HCs

Reader x vets HCs

Levi

Time takes to ask you out: 3 weeks

First date: Cafe

First kiss: After the second date, a bit shy but then becomes passionate due to his built up strong feelings.

First gift: Flowers and tea

First time together: After two months as a couple, he'll be a bit nervous and he'll keep asking you if everything is okay and he'll go at your pace. It's very passionate and sweet with a lot of feelings.

Favourite date: Being at home with you, making your lunch or dinner with a movie or TV show. Sometimes a nice sit in the garden during good weather.

Jealousy level: 6/10 - more possessive than jealous. Trust you but not other people.

Sex drive: Increases the longer you are together and he has learned a lot about you and your body. His drive grows with his feelings for you. Explores more as you become more comfortable with each other. He does enjoy exploring and will try many things.

Contact time: Likes a lot of contact, loves hugs and kisses behind closed doors. Needs to have some sort of contact with you even if it is a slight touch. Loves to spoon as much as possible. Not very keen on PDA but will hold your hand or put his hand on your thigh under the table.

At home: he’s very domestic and likes to do chores together. He enjoys working together as a team and showing you the joys of cleaning and the cleaning tech. Cooking together is always fun for him.

Erwin

Time takes to ask you out: Few days

First date: Italian restaurant

First kiss: On the second date he would ask you, very light and sweet

First gift: Flowers and a book

First time together: One month as a couple. Rather confident and makes sure it is loving and passionate

Favourite date: At a history museum or restaurant

Jealousy level: 3/10 He’s secure, knows he’s a good partner, and he doesn’t get easily jealous. If someone bothers you he will step in.

Sex drive: Bit more vanilla, but has a very good medium to high sex drive. Does enjoy being a dom.

Contact time: Likes being in the same room as you and just reading a book. He loves your company and presence. he doesn't need constant contact. Happy with PDA, will kiss you and hold you in public. Likes to spoon and enjoys kisses.

At home: Likes to work together with the house. Tends to take the lead a lot though, he mostly is in charge of a lot so if you want more responsibilities you will need to talk to him.

Mike

Time takes to ask you out: As soon as he realises he likes you. He will ask you out the very moment.

First date: Arcade or outdoor adventure

First kiss: On the first date

First gift: Perfume

First time together: Month and a half of being a couple. He's very careful and gentle as he is a big guy, so it'll be a slow process of you getting used to him.

Favourite date: Camping or gaming day

Jealousy level: 1/10 Rather confident in himself and finds it amusing if someone tries something with you because he knows they have no chance.

Sex drive: When you are comfortable and okay with the size difference, he'll have a high-ish drive and does a lot to pleasure you.

Contact time: Loves to spoon a lot. Really loves holding you for as long as possible. Likes to nap together too, he's like a cuddly wolf. Very okay with PDA. Likes to pick you up a lot and carry you around. Enjoys nuzzling because you smell incredible. Very passionate kisser.

At home: Does all the cooking, he really loves food so he will always make the food. He is rather good with keeping up with bills and tends to get on with things, but he keeps you in the loop and will work with you as a joint thing on everything else.

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