#miles edgeworth is uhhhhhhhhh

[beebisbeeble]

i wonder what he thinks about

[dumbasswhatever]

Edgeworth, picking up his phone: hello?

Sebastian: oh, good! You picked up

Edgeworth: where are you? You were supposed to be here by now

Sebastian: I’m doing time with Kay

Edgeworth: ah, you mean “spending time.” That’s nic-

Sebastian: no, I mean doing time. Kay got us arrested

Edgeworth:...I’ll be there in a few

[snazzylad]

Back to being unfunny i guess😊❤️

[fangorl-screaming]

*shrugs* I guess this is my life now

[ao3feed-narumitsu]

Good Vibrations

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by porcelainclown

Miles goes to court with a vibrator up his ass, which Phoenix has a remote to increase the intensity of. Miles barely makes it through court, but is rewarded after court.

Words: 1398, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright

Relationships: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright

Additional Tags: Vibrators, Orgasm Denial, Semi-Public Sex, Subworth, uhhhhhhhhh, Bottom Miles Edgeworth, Sub Miles Edgeworth, Top Phoenix Wright, Dom Phoenix Wright

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[littlebutfiery]

Tag nine people with excellent taste!

Tagged by: @possessed-radios (Charlie idk why you think I have excellent taste but thank you my love!)

Tagging: @natsora, @seigephoenix, @scientistsalarian, @metaphysicalnerdomduelist, @ladyinthebluebox, @fluffyapplecat, @eradikater, @nerdyskeleton, and @soldiermom1973 - no pressure!

Colour(s) I’m currently wearing: I’m in my PJs, which currently consist of an oversized white graphic t-shirt (it has my queen Carrie Fisher on it) and blue athletic shorts. If we’re getting really detailed, my underwear is magenta today xD

Last band I saw live: Uhhhhhhhhh? I think it was twenty one pilots? That was a year ago, and I can’t remember if I’ve been to a concert more recently.

Last song(s) I listened to: I THINK it was Come and Get Your Love, aka the opening song from Guardians of the Galaxy.

Lipstick or chapstick?: Lipstick! Gotta make those lips red like the blood of my enemies.

Last movie I watched: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi!

Last three tv shows I watched: Forensic Files, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and...idk, I think I saw part of an episode of Arrow at a friend’s? I don’t watch much TV.

Last three characters I identified with: Miles Edgeworth from Ace Attorney, Riza Hawkeye from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, aaaaand Makoto from Persona 5.

Book(s) I’m currently reading: LMFAO WHAT ARE BOOKS? Last book I started was Two Chairs by Bob Beaudine. I’m also in the middle of multiple multi chapter fanfics, so maybe that counts too?

[lo-brokeit]

miles edgeworth or alphonse elric (or both?? u choose)

LMAO IM DOIN BOTHMiles Edgeworth:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he’s very magentaworst quality: stOP BEING A TSUNDEREship them with: phoenix wright of coursebrotp them with: dick gumshoeneeds to stay away from: uhhhhhhhhh manfred of course but he’s ded somisc. thoughts: he’s gay and no ones gonna stop me from thinking that

Alphonse Elrc:general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: he is so wholesome!!! and likes cats!!!!worst quality: sorta gullible tbh but not that muchship them with: no one. i dont care what the fuCK brotherhood sAYSbrotp them with: his cat idfkkkkneeds to stay away from: any and all danger he didnt deserve thismisc. thoughts: sobs i love him

[ao3feed-wrightworth]

Good Vibrations

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2U1qCT9

by porcelainclown

Miles goes to court with a vibrator up his ass, which Phoenix has a remote to increase the intensity of. Miles barely makes it through court, but is rewarded after court.

Words: 1398, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth, Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright

Relationships: Mitsurugi Reiji | Miles Edgeworth/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Phoenix Wright

Additional Tags: Vibrators, Orgasm Denial, Semi-Public Sex, Subworth, uhhhhhhhhh, Bottom Miles Edgeworth, Sub Miles Edgeworth, Top Phoenix Wright, Dom Phoenix Wright

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2U1qCT9