#milktoast

[the-belle-siblings]

*The letter to the 3 of them says, "Take good care of Milktoast for us, ok? Love Wave 🌊 and Emote anon." Inside the box is a cat bed and a frighten white kitten.*

🗿A cat?! Why would someone give us a cat?

💦Awww!! Kitty!! Hello little meow meow whisker baby

I just shook a baby, I will never make up for my sins. Hell waits for me in the ever daunting future. I have committed atrocities known to no man. I'm a bad pers-

🗿Caden, it'll be fine. And you really ought to be more fine with "sins" considering you want to take over the world with me.

💦*Reaches in to grab the cat*

Caden smacks her hand away

Don't touch Milktoast! He's been separated from his parents and family and he's in a rough spot right now. You leave him be to sleep and cry.

💦*cough* projecting on a cat *cough* ahem sorry just had to clear my throat there.

🗿*picks up the cat*

Ivan! Don't-

🗿silence you fool, we don't even know if the cat is a guy or not yet. It's kinda important to figure that out.

Isn't that an invasion of their privacy..?

🗿It's a cat, Caden. And it seems Milktoast here is a girl.

💦I'm still gonna get her a little bow tie!

Let the cat be naked and free

💦Now I'm just hoping your not projecting-

🗿*ls currently holding it like a baby with a flat expression.* it looks old enough to eat soft food. Misra, you will be going to get the cat food.

HA!

💦What!? Why me?!?

🗿Caden simply can't leave the house without some form of disguise, unless he says he's in cosplay but even then that answer doesn't seem likely. And I don't trust you not to smother Milktoast.

💦ugh whatever, Milktoast will like me better anyways after I feed her. She knows where the food comes from.

🗿okay? She can be your cat, I don't want her. I just don't think I should let you suffocate her in one of your death hugs.

Uh I like the cat, I want the fella.

💦nobody cares

🗿I care

You do?!

🗿Rot in hell, Burn in your grave

I think you said that wrong-

🗿I think your wrong.

💦oh my gosh you two are litterally a married couple with a child- I'm gonna run to the store before you two kill me

Smart Idea-

Aggressive coughing noises

🗿Caden?

💦*Halfway down the street*

🗿Are you oka-

Caden coughs a few deep red flowers into the palm of his hand and tosses them somewhere outside. There's a barely visible red liquid on his pitch black skin.

Let's just go in now, I'm alright.

🗿*He gives Caden an apparent look of concern but doesn't say anything, the pair walks indoors. Ivan holding the cat and Caden with the box tucked against his side under the arm he did not use to cough into the palm of.*

[ivovynckier]

Did "grab 'em by the pussy" Donnie mean "MILF toast"?

[dogwwater]

freckles :)

[shivroy]

my one life is strange opinion

[kurulover]

you know not to give algorithms and even staff too much benefit of the doubt but plenty of times when they nuke someone you think has a good opinion, the person they nuked has twenty other terrible opinions that they actually got nuked for. just take any “they nuked them for this”post with a grain or fifteen of salt maybe. maybe please.

[potatoodles]

TWINK FIGHT

[infectedpaul]

i cannot believe ghoulcy became the defacto fallout prime ship when it is just so . l..mmhhhh.. i literally just Do not see it esp since lucy and maximus are already a Thing and have a rly cute arc and the ghoul is still looking for his (ex i think they were seperated before the bombs) wife and kid why did it gravitate immediately to oouhhh she should go with that guuy

[sillyprettyfairy]

One of the funny (but sad) things I see a lot with men who play Fortnite is that when they critique skins you can tell they just hate femininity and cuteness and think it's inherently ugly and less than. Like as someone who prefers cuteness, pink, and more "girly" styles and aesthetics I'm obviously gonna be biased, but I have the ability to look at stuff that may not be for me and be like "This looks really cool actually I just wouldn't use it for myself". But every man I've ever seen talk about cutesy stuff in Fortnite is like "This is ugly! This is bad!!! This is BORING!!" and the design in question is this

image credit (emily solomon)

[hello-god-its-me-sara]

okay reblog with your like most rare ds9 pair and why in the tags (ship can be more than two people)

I'm doing research ("research")

[morganpdf]

god after c2e2 ive been getting random ass emails from small comic studios that i 100% did Not interact with being like "thanks for signing up for our mailing list at our booth" or "you stopped by our booth and we scanned your badge for the mailing list" meanwhile me looking at the comics like yeah no this uh. is not something id have stopped for. and i would have remembered if i did. can you hop off my dick

[the-belle-siblings]

🗿I don't have your food, Milk.

mii mroow

Miii mowww

mrrrow

🗿Caden, stop–

[rainbow-crane]

having to look myself in the mirror and give myself a pep talk for this one fellas. We're writing about the thematic contrast between the queen herself, Junko, and the shsl Y/N, Makoto

no I won't say "Makoto's cardboard cutout boringness was exactly what was needed to counteract Junko's overpowered analyst mind's anhedonia" but trust me I am thinking it in my mind

[bottlehawk]

i just saw your responses to anon. so wait are you like saying you're into problematic stuff or not. sorry i can't read tone very well...

okay so if you look through my blog you can see that i am like the biggest teenage girl-man blogger faggot in the world. the general cadence and word-choices of every single sentence on this account painfully recalls the image of a butch tumblrina teeheeing kicking its feet back and forth going slay-queen while sipping a nonbinary soy milk frappuccino in an eco-friendly tumbler with a "BELIEVE WOMEN" etsy sticker on the base. i literally say shit like "autism girl-queen winz" unironically and trigger-tag scopophobia and blood and weed and make trans swag headcanons for almost every homestuck character that would probably make 2017 r/homestuck explode. what i'm saying is that when you see like my fifth post in a row about rose lalonde steven universe style autism moment i want to ask what particularly compels you to think that the persona occupying this blog is into like. incest or something lol

[dogwwater]

[lesbiancolumbo]

[shardsofswords]

Fundamentally i think making fun of people's looks or anything akin to body shaming is bad activism and not actually helping anyone's cause every time i se enews that another korean woman was assaulted harassed, or fired becuase she posted or did somehting that could conceiavably be interpreted as the 🤏 emoji I feel the sudden and inescapable urge to post it a million times. 🤏🤏🤏