JAWBREAKER
— 1999, dir. Darren Stein
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"Maybe, Liz had a friend over, y’know, Mummy and Daddy’s last night away. Maybe he’s from school, maybe not. But definitely into kink. He got a little rough. Went a little too far. Y’know, there’s a fine line between pleasure and pain. She screamed for help, but nobody could hear her. Her screams were muffled by the huge candy ball. She tried, but there was nothing. Only sugary, sweet death."
Jawbreaker (1999) ☆ dir. Darren Stein
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I love how like. the mentors/Dad 2s the terrans get just keep getting More Wild. like:
Twitch -> Wheeljack. just a Good ol' Guy. our favorite yeehaw mechanic.
Jawbreaker -> Grimlock. Everyone's Favorite Dinobot. Got a bit of PTSD from The Horrors but really who doesn't.
Nightshade -> Tarantulas. Morally Grey Neutral Scientist. Spindly Spiderman (no not that one). Had to do some fucked up things and develop/take some fucked up stuff but he's just Trying To Survive. Cares about Nightshade a lot but clearly experiences Moderate-Severe Horrors.
Hashtag -> Starscream.
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ALL I WANNA DO IS ROCK N ROLL UNTIL I DIE!
[ID: a poster with "JAWBREAKER!" in golden balloon-like lettering, featuring golden star stickers, rainbow outlines reminiscent of jawbreakers, and an illustration of a broken jawbone and teeth.]
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This look I'm going for is "I respect that you've asked us to dress formal, but also I've got great pop punk recommendations".
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is this that movie with the pink shapeshifter girl you guys keep talking about
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whats the meanest you can be to the one you claim to love?
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Nothing more disillusioning than learning most people consider "Dear You" to be Jawbreaker's worst album.
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