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campgender · 11 months

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Hi, love your blog, no pressure do you have any sex sociology etc related books or movies you recommended? Sorry if silly question!

not a silly question at all!! i love to read about this stuff & am always happy to talk about it :) i am however not very experienced with film so other than Bound being on my to-watch list since forever i don’t have any recommendations in that area

all of these recs are definitely at different points along a spectrum of how much i ascribe to or agree with; i avoid language of “safe, sane, & consensual,” for example, because i disagree with the requirement for safety and the positioning of sanity as synonymous with not doing harm. a lot of kink writing falls into the habit of trying to justify itself to normative society through language of health, which i find both useless & offensive lol. as far as content notes it’s also worth mentioning that many if not all of these works discuss stigma & trauma, including hate crimes, rape, and incest.

i have a prior list on my disability blog with recs about sex & disability, i highly recommend checking out my favorites from there! Emma Sheppard’s work in particular was life-changing for me. many of these were accumulated through her sources as well as from @gatheringbones ‘s excerpts

in no particular order:

sociology

Playing on the Edge: Sadomasochism, Risk, and Intimacy by Staci Newmahr

Safe, Sane and Consensual: Contemporary Perspectives on Sadomasochism, edited Darren Langdridge & Meg Barker

Sex and Disability, edited Robert McRuer & Anna Mollow

The Sexual Politics of Disability: Untold Desires by Tom Shakespeare, Kath Gillespie-Sells, & Dominic Davies

Unbreaking Our Hearts: Cultures of Un/Desirability and the Transformative Potential of Queercrip Porn by Loree Erickson (dissertation)

Dungeon Intimacies: The Poetics of Transsexual Sadomasochism by Susan Stryker (article)

Public Sex: The Culture of Radical Sex by Pat (now Patrick) Califia

Leatherfolk: Radical Sex, People, Politics, and Practice, edited Mark Thompson

The Feminist Porn Book: The Politics of Producing Pleasure, edited Tristan Taormino, Celine Parreñas Shimizu, Constance Penley, and Mireille Miller-Young

Tomorrow Sex Will Be Good Again: Women and Desire in the Age of Consent by Katherine Angel

practicality

The New Topping Book by Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy

The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton & Janet W. Hardy

The Lesbian S/M Safety Manual, edited Pat (now Patrick) Califia

Fucking Trans Women by Mira Bellwether (zine)

sex writing

S/HE by Minnie Bruce Pratt

Skin by Dorothy Allison

Lover by Bertha Harris

Trans/Love: Radical Sex, Love, and Relationships Beyond the Gender Binary, edited Morty Diamond

Wild Side Sex: The Book of Kink by Midori

#asks #reading lists #mac’s bookshelf #why not take me now as i am?

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bjlightningbeast · 3 months

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Amy Rose is not a fangirl

She was never created to be a Sonic fangirl. She was created to be the Minnie Mouse to Sonic's Mickey Mouse, his love interest. Her being a "fangirl" was a misconception(or maybe a lie) that was made up by Archie comics (and possibly by extension, SOA), and that's the only piece of media where she was referred as one (+ the encyclospeedia but then again, it got a fair number of things wrong). None of the game manuals ever even once stated that she was a fangirl, just an energetic girl who is in love.

And she's also NOT obsessed with Sonic. She's just very(extremely) expressive about her feelings, and she isn't afraid to show it (among with other feelings), and that's why I don't like her current potrayal, especially in Frontiers where she felt so boring and bland. Her energy, her big personality, her undying love for Sonic is so absent in this game, and don't understand why so many said she's developed, or "matured" where in any case, they just took away a unique aspect of her character, and changed her just for those who didn't like her to begin with, and now instead of embracing her love for Sonic, she acts shy about it which is definitely NOT Amy at all. Sonic is supposed to be the shy one between the two, not Amy.

I'm honestly sick of hearing fans referring to her as things like "She's a fangirl", "an obsessive stalker", or "a yandere" when none of those terms are related to her at all. The word she is related to, is "genki". Which is a japanese term that refers to someone who is energetic, fun and full of life, which is what she is and supposed to, but now she's just the girl character with zero personality. At least TMOSTH got her character right again, and IDW to some extension.

I just want to get this off my chest and let it know that this thing of "Amy is a fangirl and obessed stalker" is not true. But of course there's gonna people in this fandom will not listen and still think otherwise because their inability to accept certain facts. But whether they want to believe or not, Amy was never a crazy stalkerish fangirl with a celebrity crush. She's a girl who has genuine love for a boy, and she just wants nothing more than to join him on his adventure.

#amy rose #sonic the hedgehog

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mingyusluvr · 2 months

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☆ 05 | eighteen

Plot: Sora and Mingyu have been best friends pretty much since the beginning of their careers. He has always secretly harboured feelings for her, she’s never realised this. But she’s also never realised her own feelings for him… until she’s forced to make a choice.

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It was about three weeks post break-up when the 97s all met up again. It was the first time in months that everyone was available at the same time. Instead of going to a club as a group of fourteen, when they all got together, they usually opted to meet up at one of their apartments (the spacier the better, obviously) with music blasting, games being played and copious amounts of alcohol flowing. Twenty-six years old and still partying college-student style.

The meet-up was at Sora’s this time. Since she was a bachelorette again, she thought, might as well. While setting up she had a shot of tequila, just to warm up. Then another one just before the first few people arrived, to prepare to be social (Winwin and Lisa arrived together, nobody was surprised but everyone teased them about it). And one last one, to prepare to see Mingyu. She hadn't seen him in person since she got back from tour and from the first time since she'd met him, she was nervous.

Everyone was already there, either on their second or third drink by the time Mingyu and Jungkook arrived. By this point, thankfully, Sora was slightly tipsy so anxiety was pretty much none existent to her. She greeted them both with a shot and she couldn't help but notice how good Mingyu looked. She'd always known he was attractive, of course, she had eyes… And maybe it was the alcohol speaking but, the way she saw it today was … different. She had to stop herself from staring throughout the night.

“I'm mixing myself a drink, you want one?”

“Mhm. What are you having?” He asked as he approached.

“G&T.”

“I'll have one of those.” He went around the island to stand behind her, his breath tickling her neck as she prepared their drinks. Liquid courage was liquid couraging. He could feel it. “You’ve been staring at me all night.”

“You're easy on the eyes, what can I say?” She tried to play it cool with a little scoff when in reality, she was breathing manually.

Once she finished their drinks, she turned around holding Mingyu’s in her hand. Her breath hitched at just how close to her he was. “Your drink.”

He took the glass from Sora, his fingers set alight where they lightly brushed against hers, and leaned over her to place it down on the counter behind. Looking down at her now, with their faces just inches apart. He had to fight every fibre of his being to not press his lips to hers but he wanted her to be the initiator.

“Yo! We're starting up a game of rage cage!” Minnie’s voice pierced through the kitchen, swiftly bursting their bubble as they both jumped and ended up on opposite ends of the kitchen counter. She girl was gone as soon as she arrived and Sora felt her face turn a shade of crimson, the alcohol draining from her body, as she called back, “Uh, yeah. Be right there.” She cleared her throat and gave Mingyu a shy little nod before heading towards the living room.

Rage cage was cut short when a drunk Miyeon was rushed to the bathroom by an equally as drunk Sora to make sure she didn't ruin the carpet. After holding her hair and rubbing her back as her friend puked her guts out, the two sat on the bathroom floor as Sora cleaned the makeup off at her friend's face with a micellar wipe.

“Thank you.” Miyeon’s eyes were closed, her words slurring as she thanked her friend. Sora responded with a quiet, “Of course, bestie. Anytime.” Her own world was spinning, all she wanted at that moment was to be horizontal.

Somehow she got Miyeon into bed in the spare bedroom and she was out like a light almost immediately. Back in the living room, everyone had resigned to the couches or the floor, and it wasn't long before everyone started to leave— they may drink like college students but they were past college age. They needed their beds.

“You're good at babysitting.” Mingyu took a seat on the couch next to Sora, a half empty beer bottle in his hand.

“This carpet is new.” She countered with a little chuckle, leaning her head on his shoulder. They always got like this when they'd been drinking, a little touchy. “You're still drinking?”

“I'm not a fan of waste.” He adjusted himself so his arm was now around her, holding her to his side with his cheek resting on the top of her head.

“If I have any more, I'll be the next to throw up.”

“I'll take care of you…” He lifted his head to look down at her with a playful smirk. “As per usual.”

Sora sat up with a scoff, lightly swatting his chest as she defended herself, “Oh, please! That was one time!”

“A time nonetheless.”

“Howcome I've never seen you get that wasted?”

“If I do, then who will look after you?”

And there it was again, that look in her eyes. The same one he'd seen in the kitchen earlier on in the night. Aside from the glassiness caused by the alcohol, there was something else there. Something that he'd imagined so often he was convinced that even now he was deluding himself. But he couldn't be. Not when she was moving ever so slowly, her face inching closer and closer to his. Not when her gaze dropped to his lips for a split second.

As much as he wanted to, as much as he'd dreamed of this moment, he couldn't, not like this. She was drunk and she'd just broken up with her boyfriend, she was probably feeling lonely.

Mingyu cleared his throat, effectively ending whatever moment was on the cusp of happening, “I should probably get going.” He started, “Seeing as my bed is occupied tonight.” He finished with a slightly awkward chuckle. He'd stayed over so many times in the past that the extra bedroom was pretty much his.

“Uh, yeah. Of course.” Sora responed, clearing her own throat as she retreated back into herself, a hint of dejection flashing across her face. “I'll, uh, I'll see you around.”

And see each other around they did, but they never spoke about what had happened at the party. And to be fair, nothing had happened but at the same time, a lot happened. Sora said she was so drunk she could barely remember anything after her fourth tequila shot. A total lie. She remembered everything. Especially him rejecting her advance. But aside from feeling utterly embarrassed, she was glad he'd done that. If he didn't reciprocate, they didn't run the risk of ruining the perfect friendship by getting into a relationship knowing they both have terrible dating track records.

The events of the get-together replayed in Mingyu's mind in an agonising loop. Their flirty banter continued but it was becoming more and more difficult to pretend they didn't affect him at all, that he didn't wish there was truth to them. As much as hated the idea of Sora being in a relationship with someone that wasn't him, it was almost easier. There was a tangible barrier between the two of them, a logical reason for him to dismiss her fleeting glances that lasted longer than they should've or the glow in her cheeks when she laughed because he was laughing. But now... He couldn't tell what she was thinking and in all honesty it was starting to frustrate him.

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“Are you alright? You're quieter than usual, it's weird.” Sora enquired with her head tilted, a slight furrow on her brows. The sun was out, a beautiful day, and the two were having lunch. She was usually the quiet one but he seemed completely lost in his thoughts.

He exhaled, slightly exasperated, “No, Hyejin, actually. No, I'm not okay.”

“What's wrong?”

“What's wrong?” He echoed softly with a scoff. Hyejin. He never called her that, he always called her by her stage name. “I don't know what you're thinking and I don't know what you want me to think— you tried to kiss me!”

“And you rejected me!”

“I knew you remembered! You never blackout.”

“Of course I remember! But I was embarrassed. Who wouldn't be.”

“Why did you even do that? Were you feeling lonely? Were you missing him?”

“What? No. You really think I'd use you as a rebound?” She asked softly. The insinuation stung a little, surely he knew she valued him way more than that.

“That's exactly it. I don't know what to think! You come back from tour. You break up with your boyfriend and I find out from the press. I don't see you and we barely speak for three weeks and the next time I do see you, you try to kiss me!” Sora fiddled with the hem of her shirt, suddenly finding it difficult to hold his gaze. He was right, everything he was saying and feeling was completely valid and she knew it. “I know you've seen the way I look at you,” he continued, “everyone has and now you're playing with me?”

“Playing with you?? I'm not— I'm confused!” She was now leaning over the table, her words coming out in a whisper-shout, looking around to make sure they weren't attracting any unwanted attention. “I'm sure you wouldn't want to discuss how your now ex-girlfriend broke up with you because you're in love with your best friend.”

For a moment, his brain short-circuited. “You're what now?”

“He asked me who I would choose, if it was down to you and him.” She let out a sigh, “And I couldn't answer.”

“Why not?” He needed to hear her say it.

“Because I would have said you.”

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a/n: OMFG this is so long i'm sorry 😭 I actually was going to go on but I decided to just split it into two chapters !! How are we feeling?? thank you for reading!! let me know your thoughts and reblog if you're enjoying 🫶

💌 @chanichanvhan

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#mingyu smau #svt fanfic #svt smau #svt x oc #svt #97 line #seventeen #mingyu #mingyu fanfic #smau

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smallearthboundfindings · 2 years

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Did you know? In a fan translation of the Japanese Mother 1 manual highlighted by EarthBound Central, Ninten's mom is revealed to have an official name? The text reads as such:

"MY HOME I’ve got four people and one pet in my household: There’s me, my mom Carol, and my little sisters Minnie and Mimmie (they’re twins), as well as our dog Mick. I guess Dad’s out somewhere far away. Whenever I return home, Mom fixes me my favorite food, and my sister will also look after my valuable items for me."

#mother series #mother 1 #earthbound beginnings #earthbound zero #small earthbound findings #nintendo

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starlightiing · 3 months

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Tagged by: @williams-spare-chassis

Do you make your bed?

No. Absolutely not. I hate making beds.

Favourite number?

47. I also enjoy 27, 77, 87, 97...I think that's it.

What's your job?

My title is administrative assistant but I am working on getting it changed to Claims Specialist :))))

If you could go back to school, would you?

Fuck no. Like, I would consider it maybe if I was chasing my dream job but at this point in my life that is not possible, so no.

Can you parallel park?

Can I? Yes. Am I good at it? Ehhh, debatable. I'm decent. I don't ever need to do it though.

Do you think aliens are real?

Of course. How could anyone think we are alone in a universe so big?

Can you drive a manual car?

No, but looking to learn soon.

Guilty Pleasures?

Dinosaurs. Obsessed with them. Not in a heehee dinosaurs are cool way either. I see bone casts in museums and I have been spotted sitting on the floor crying over them before. I do extensive research in my spare time. I've taken online courses in paleontology. Sue me.

Tattoos?

Yeah, six. Peter Pan on my right shoulder, BB8 R2D2 and C3PO on my left shoulder, a turtle on my foot, mickey and minnie on my wrist, simba on my chest, and then one down my forearm that matches my sister and my mama's tattoos <3

Favourite Colour?

Light pastel baby pink!

Favourtie type of music?

I like pop rock and alternative.

Do you like puzzles?

Yes

Favourite childhood sport?

I played tennis as a child but I watched NASCAR and american football and hockey the most.

Do you talk to yourself?

Full blown conversations.

Tea or coffee?

Coffee, iced or cold in some way. I do not like hot coffee. In fact, when I have Tea, its usually also iced.

First thing you wanted to be when growing up?

Doctor or Paleontologist.

What movies do you adore?

Inception, Sunshine, The Jurassic Parks/Worlds, Disney movies (esp Ratatouille, Aladdin, Cars, Tangled, Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Tarzan...), The Martian, -- I really have a LOT of movies I love so I should stop there lol.

tagging: (no pressure) @alex-kresnik @scrappyracers @abovecalamity @bun-nuit @landoisokay

@watercolor-hearts @chilling-seavey @weegreenbean @estebunny

@alpinegasly @oconist @pinkcarsupremacy @osh-my-prince

and literally whoever else. I always just pick like a handful of people and then go from there but honestly I want everyone to do it who sees it and wants to do it. Say I tagged you.

#dash games #tag memes

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kickthecan-revolution · 2 years

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Right before I went to bed, I moved some of my mom’s clothes out of the way in my closet so Minnie could play in there. I held them close and breathed in and her smell is still there. I cried. It was comforting, it’s wild how smell brings you back to an experience of someone who is gone.

I woke up this morning to two lights on that I have to manually turn on and off, one in the guest room and one in the living room. I never turn them on. No other lights were on.

#mom is that you #excuse the messy house I’m still organizing closets #and obsessed with my outdoor cushions not getting wet

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khaleesiofalicante · 1 year

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When you grow up around Lightwood Bane men and your name is Minerva the Queen

Alec: my baby girl!!!! 😍🥹

Magnus: Alec, that poor child. Minnie please check if he’s okay 🥺

Max: I’m going to watch this video every night before bed 😬

Raphael: they really should have safety manuals for this sort of thing! 🫤

YAS MIINIE YOU SHOW THEM HOW IT'S DONE.

#tlnd

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musette22 · 1 year

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Hi Minnie!

Almost a month ago I asked you anonymously how I can filter out blogs without blocking them. Thank you for your solution! I never got to thank you for it.

Unfortunately that didn't help so I opened up a new blog. I'm writing this ask anonymously from there.

To be honest, I don't think a new blog is helping either 😅 I think I need to leave Tumblr permanently or semi-permanently. My experience on this platform hasn't been the same since the pandemic began and a large part of it is my fault probably. I can't look away from the negatives and there's no fun in participating in fandom activities in the moment. I'm failing at curating my fandom experience and breaking away from it is probably the bestest option.

I'll delete this blog but I want to know, is there some way to preserve my old blog without deleting it? Like I know I could manually unfollow everyone and then block followers but is there some other way to make it disappear but only preserve the contents of my blog. Kind of like how you can operate a Facebook profile with absolute privacy by setting all contents in your profile to "only me" option. Google wasn't very helpful so I thought maybe you or one of your followers could help me out please?😅

Thank you again for helping me out previously but also thank you for beacon of light in the fandom, it's always lovely to see your posts and read your tags ❤️

Hi darling! I'm sorry to hear you'll be leaving us 💔 But if you believe that's what's best for you, then I absolutely support that decision of course 💗

I'm afraid I have no idea if there's any way to preserve an old, inactive blog. I've never deleted a blog or looked into how to do that since I have no plans to go anywhere, so I couldn't tell you, I'm sorry! Maybe someone else reading this does know? Let's hope so!

Wishing you all the best darling, and I hope you'll be able to enjoy fandom the way it's meant to be enjoyed again someday! I'm glsd my blog has brought you some joy during your time on tumblr. Sending you lots of love ❤️ ❤️

#minnie answers

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askrobouteguilliman40k · 2 years

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Leaves a manual on how to build the very best pillow and blanket forts in Minnie's room. It is signed "Uncle Dorn"

Minerva sets to construction!

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velovi · 20 days

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Artificial Intelligence, a brilliant tool used in Digital Marketing!

Digital marketing typically refers to online marketing campaigns that appear on a computer, phone, tablet, or other device. It can take many forms, including online video, display ads, search engine marketing, paid social ads and social media posts. Artificial intelligence (AI) in digital marketing is the use of AI tools and methods to help business plan, execute, and optimize their marketing efforts. Artificial intelligence can help businesses. Digital marketers can instruct AI to write marketing content, including captions, social media posts, email copy even blog copy. Beyond writing Digital Marketer can use AI for multimedia like audio, video and images. AI has revolutionized marketing by automating tasks such as social media management, data analysis, content creation and customer segmentation.

Artificial Intelligence helps to increase efficiency. Verbit's in-house media transcription and captioning streamlines in once time consuming process, allowing producers to save money and time on the laborious task of captioning and allowing more time to be creative.

AI-led marketing refers to strategies that involve using AI to derive insights into customer behavior to craft more effective marketing campaigns. It makes marketing and customer engagement more personalized. Think chatbots that provide contextualized responses, relevant and relatable ads, and customized campaigns. AI in marketing involves using machine learning (ML), deep learning, natural language processing (NLP), and other AI technologies to address key marketing and advertising challenges.

But the scope of AI in marketing doesn't just stop at data analysis. AI tools can take over manual and repetitive tasks like sending emails or answering common customer questions. This sort of automation makes a marketing team's job a lot easier and more effective, freeing up their time to focus on what they do best: designing winning campaigns.

a few real-world AI marketing examples of how brands have successfully integrated AI into their marketing strategies:

Example 1: Netflix uses AI personalization for movie recommendations

Have you ever noticed how Netflix always seems to know what you want to watch? It’s quite impressive how it consistently gets it right with the shows and movies it suggests. Especially if you’re in marketing, you'll appreciate how adept Netflix is at personalization. This is all powered by AI!

Here's how it works: Netflix analyzes what you've been watching.

Let's say you've been enjoying an Adam Sandler movie marathon. The Netflix AI picks up on this and goes, “All right, the subscriber likes Adam Sandler. Let's show them more of what they like.” So, when it's time to watch another movie, it’s not just any film that shows up on the list of suggested titles, but a Sandler movie, complete with artwork prominently featuring the beloved actor. It's Netflix's way of saying to its subscribers, “We know what movie genre you like.”

Let's say you're more into sitcoms than those feel-good, family-friendly flicks. You're the kind who snorts at clever one-liners and lives for those comedic pauses. Netflix gets that, too. So, when it recommends a movie, it cleverly sidelines the mushy stuff and spotlights the laughs.

Here’s where it gets even better. Let’s say you love romantic movies, and Netflix suggests “Good Will Hunting,” which is actually a drama. Instead of the usual cover, the artwork cleverly will feature those heart-tugging moments with Matt Damon and Minnie Driver. And if you are more of a comedy aficionado? Then expect to see Robin Williams' smiling face beaming back at you. It's all about what you like.So what are Netflix’s achievements with AI? The personalized artwork strategy has worked wonders for the brand and has resulted in a meaningful improvement in how Netflix’s subscribers discover new content on their screens.

Example 2: Wowcher uses AI personalization to create social media posts and ads

Just as Netflix has mastered personalization, Wowcher, a well-known e-commerce company, has forged its own success story by creating personalized ad copy. It has taken a leaf out of Netflix’s book, using AI not for movie recommendations but for tailoring its social media posts and ads.

The company employed Phrasee's AI copywriting technologies.

to breathe new life into its Facebook ads. For example, if you often click on ads for vacation deals, Wowcher's AI takes note and detects this pattern. And before you know it, your Facebook feed is filled with Wowcher ads, that uncannily match your interests, showcasing irresistible deals.

Let’s look at how Wowcher pulled this off with AI. Sara Cartelle Buceta, Account Director for agency Tomorrow TTH, who worked with Wowcher alongside the brilliant minds at Phrasee, essentially turned AI into a copywriting ninja. The team began with small-scale tests, comparing AI-generated ads against those written by humans, a bit like a creative contest. Then, they moved on to A/B testing. Here, four AI-generated ads were tested against a human-written one to see which resonated better with the audience and to understand “Who penned the ads better?”

With AI flexing its copywriting muscles, Wowcher saw its ad relevance scores go up. We're talking scores of 9 or 10 out of 10. As a marketer, you know that's like getting a standing ovation in the world of online advertising.

Example 3: Amazon implements AI personalization for smarter shopping experience

When you visit Amazon, you can see there's this nifty section of recommended products and deals that feels like your personal shopping wishlist. This curated selection isn't some random list of products; it's been carefully brewed by Amazon's AI.

Amazon uses its AI to line up products on your screen, betting on which ones will win your heart — and your wallet. The AI sifts through the vast ocean of data: your past purchases, items lingering in your cart, products you've looked at but never bought, and the top-trending items among other shoppers. That's Amazon's AI playing matchmaker between you and things you didn't even know you needed!

As technology continues to evolve, the potential for AI in marketing only grows, promising a future where brands and consumers are more closely aligned than ever.

#AI in digital marketing #Examples of AI in digital marketing #How AI helps digital marketing #AI and Marketing #AI #A brilliant tool used in Digital marketing

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shop-korea · 6 months

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goofyrpmaniacs · 8 months

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Ava: *smiles* Don't worry, we'll take care of it! *rushes off*

Jasper: Okay!

*meanwhile*

W: Wait…why are we chasing her? We should call Andy!

D: I mean, yeah…but she’s already been through enough trouble. We’ll have to catch her manually—

*suddenly I show up out of thin air as Minnie bumps into me*

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lunarcovehq · 9 months

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WHITE ELEPHANT WRAP UP - PART 1

The first chaos plot drop will be posted in just a minute, but before it is, we did want to post a gift wrap-up. Below is a full breakdown of all of the gifts that were given during the White Elephant Party and who they ended up going home with. This will be in two parts as as there were so many gifts.

GIFT #1: from Aiyla, inside you find: A crystal jar full of supplies for mixed drinks and a variety of candy. A “mini” bar.

Ended up with - Rangi

GIFT #2: from Ben, inside you find: Wrapped in a fancy green paper, this gift is particularly heavy. Upon unwrapping, one will find a special edition copy of Shakespeare's Complete Works, illustrated, annotated, and leather bound.

Ended up with - Bri

GIFT #3: from Leyla, inside you find: The gift is a Mickey Mouse hat that appears at first glance to be the Mickey Mouse hat Todd had been inhabiting. It is not Todd's Mickey hat. Leyla would never subject Todd to a Russian Roulette gift exchange, but being the mischievous little fae that she is, she doesn't mind letting other people momentarily think it is. There is also a matching Minnie Mouse hat that is Santa-themed in pink and a pink tamagotchi that she picked out when she was Holiday shopping with her good new friend Cypress. Though while the Mickey Mouse hat may not be possessed by a ghost and is just an ordinary hat, the Tamagotchi was cursed with a sleep hex when Leyla wasn't looking by Cypress. Whoever is holding the Tamagotchi will be put to sleep. They will only wake up when the Tamagotchi is taken away from them. You will never be able to keep the Tamagotchi alive because every time to try to feed it you will pass out. Dun, dun, dun.

Ended up with - Dilan (though Ken stole the Tamagotchi)

GIFT #4: from Rangi, inside you find: A kid's chemistry set, complete with safety goggles and a full instruction manual to become "the coolest science kid on the block".

Ended up with - Amrita

GIFT #5: from Jonah, inside you find: Neatly wrapped in brown paper with green pine leaves is a Bob Ross toaster. Note reads: Hope this brings some creativity whenever you feel like life is toast.

Ended up with - Ben

GIFT #6: from Amrita, inside you find: The main gift appears to be a basket adorned with two white bows. Inside of it is a box with freshly baked raspberries and white chocolate cookies with a side of freshly picked raspberries. Next to the box is a tea set that includes five tea bags and the flavors include: 1) Hibiscus Mint, 2) Chamomile Lavender, 3) Darjeeling Cardamon. Next to it is a small candle with clear quartz in the middle and dried flower petals, the scent is vanilla bean. On the other side of the basket, to even out the weight, are two books. One of the books is "The House of The Spirits" by Isabel Allende, and the second book is "Pop Song" by Larissa Pham. Both books are decorated as seen in the picture, with brown paper, wax, and a sticker of a flower. On the brown wrapping paper are written in black ink the genres each book belongs to. The first book says: Fiction, Magical Realism, and Historical, and the second book says: Nonfiction, Essays, Feminism. On the very top of all the gifts is a very small square card with the pun "the s'more the merrier" inside is the following message, written in beautiful cursive: "I hope this new year brings wonderful things to your life. Clear quartz has healing properties, so I hope it is useful to you. Have a jolly Christmas! - A."

Ended up with - Briar

GIFT #7: from Linden, inside you find: a custom Batman toilet cover.

Ended up with - Elif (though she gifted it to Kitty after Kitty threw a fit and flipped a table over losing it)

GIFT #8: from Dilan, inside you find: Since they caused such a stir last year once more there is a vampire garlic crusher and a pair of pink sheets.

Ended up with - Ronnie

GIFT #9: from Julian, inside you find: In a brown bag which has "WRAPPING IS HARD." written on it you'll find torn tissue paper concealing the following items: a baseball cap that says "women want me, fish fear me", a pair of fish flops, homemade gingerbread people cookies (which are pretty cursed looking) and the main event; A Cursed Remake of the Birth Of Aphrodite Painting featuring everyone's least favorite robopet toy of yesteryear, The Furby.

Ended up with - Billie

GIFT #10: from Rohan, inside you find: This vintage board game, still sealed in plastic wrap, seems to be from the late 80s or early 90s. But rather than using the included telephone to chat with mystery boys, the object seems to be communicating with "over 100 eerie beings from the beyond." The thing radiates a foreboding aura, and there does not seem to be a record of this toy even existing in the first place. Maybe it's a prototype? The eyes of the girl on the cover seem to follow you when you move.

Ended up with - Jasmine

GIFT #11: from Kitty, inside you find: Wrapped in absolutely primo Nicolas Cage themed wrapping paper, this box isn't heavy, but it's not exactly light, either. The box is, at the very least, definitely not empty. After unwrapping and opening the box, one can find a tin of homemade cookies (assorted), as well as a homemade booklet of "coupons" that say "EAT FREE AT PEGGY'S. OFFER LAST UNTIL DECEMBER 31, 2024." The person who receives this gift will be able to eat for free at Peggy's diner for the entirety of 2024.

Ended up with - Culver

No Image attached. Please use your imagination.

GIFT #11: from Mason, inside you find: In a box wrapped messily with skiing dinosaurs wrapping paper, a note reads: A Merry Cretaceous Crunch-mas to you! (with a disclaimer written in smaller font on the back: chips, dips and tacos not included). Inside the box are three food holding dinos; stegosaurus for nachos - comes with a dip holder, triceratops and t-rex for tacos."

Ended up with - Bexley

GIFT #13: from Elif, inside you find: In a box wrapped messily with skiing dinosaurs wrapping paper, a note reads: The gift is wrapped in bright blue dinosaur wrapping paper with a bright red bow. The present is in the shape of a toilet, but when you unwrap the toilet present, you will find an absurd amount of crinkled up toilet paper that had been used as tissue paper to keep the toilet shape. There is a note taped underneath of the lid of the fake toilet seat that says 'Don't worry. The toilet paper is clean and can still be used so that you can avoid a bad shit-uation. Recycling." followed by a sketch of the 'More You Know' rainbow. Buried in the toilet paper, you will find a bottle of water that has been relabeled with the words 'Melted Snowman' across it, a bag filled with chocolates that are labeled as "Reindeer Poop", a pair of socks that say "I didn't fart, my butt blew you a kiss", & a rock. The rock says "Turn Me Over" while the back of the rock reads "You just took orders from a rock".

Ended up with - Mason

GIFT #14: from Briar, inside you find: In a box wrapped messily with skiing dinosaurs wrapping paper, a note reads: A pair of sock with Briars face on it with a gift cards to local restaurants tucked inside.

Ended up with - Jonah

GIFT #15: from Bex, inside you find:The gift is a hexagonal potted terrarium with different kinds of succulents and moss growing amongst a small fox skull.

Ended up with - Aiyla

GIFT #16: from Ronnie, inside you find: An incredibly fancy envelope, sealed with an elaborate looking wax seal. The material looks expensive and of a fine quality. Inside is simply a phone number.

Ended up with - Efe

GIFT #17: from Noel, inside you find: The gift is: (drugs & alcohol tw) Probably one of the most eye-catching gifts in the room, this medium sized gift bag made with brown paper and decorated with two red mittens, is tied to what feels like 10 different balloons. Balloons consists of a giant gingerbread man, candy canes, stars, and regular balloons. The balloons are red and white. Inside the bag a Haribo Advent Calendar is peaking through given it's size. Also in the gift bag is a small container with San Rafael's blasperry THC gummies, and a bottle of Absolut Exlyr Vodka. At the end of the giftbag, buried under all the goodies is a card whose cover reads "Fuck it! It's Christmas!" with the following message: "The holidays are a good excuse to let loose! Cheers to the New Year! - Papa Noel 😎" The text is written very messily, and it was clearly rushed. Some of the text is actually smudged against the other side of the card.

Ended up with - Ken (though the edibles made their way around the party)

GIFT #18: from Poppy, inside you find: The gift is:Wrapped on the outside with red santa paper, inside is a red box containing the following items. A red Stanley cup, shot glass roulette with an array of beer included, and a portable campfire.

Ended up with - Noel

GIFT #19: from Eren, inside you find: The gift is: Wrapped elegantly in a matte black wrapping paper paired with a black bow (and a sprig of greenery for color) are the following: A Turntable Stereo System and three vinyl records - Disintegration by The Cure, Rio by Duran Duran (Limited Edition Double Vinyl Set), and Rumors by Fleetwood Mac.

Ended up with - Rae Elle (which started drama after Rae stole it resulting in her being outed as Silas' henchwoman)

GIFT #20: from Arlo, inside you find: The gift is: a set of A4 size hand painted portraits of each member of the Council in the style of Giuseppe Arcimboldo's vegetable portraits.

Ended up with - JC (though Meena's portrait is missing after having thrown it into the fire)

GIFT #21: from Ken, inside you find: The gift is: An extreme last minute entry, Ken's gift is a pack of batteries (image has only two, but he's generous this holiday season - there's four).

Ended up with - Arlo (who chucked them at Ken's head)

GIFT #22: from Remmy, inside you find: An average sized frame that holds a watercolor painting of the main street in downtown Lunar Cove.

Ended up with - Rohan

GIFT #23: from Jas, inside you find: An empty jar. The label of the Jar reads "The Jar of Nothing. Did you say nothing? When you were asked what you wanted for your birthday, Anniversary, Graduation or Christmas, don't you remember saying, "NOTHING"? Well, this time someone heard you, searched high & low and found this perfect gift.

Ended up with - Poppy

GIFT #24: from Efe, inside you find: A heavy-duty solar-powered rechargeable power bank, great for camping or general emergency use. Even vampires could benefit from a little sun energy!

Ended up with - Remmy

GIFT #25: from Bille, inside you find: A small red gift box. It's not heavy, but, when shaken, there's clearly something very solid inside. Upon opening it, there's a small, blue, crystal elephant figurine. There's also a carefully handwritten note that says, "sorry it's not white :("

Ended up with - Meena

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