#misc: dash games

[fereldanwench]

picrew!! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

I was tagged by @roofgeese to make my bb in this picrew!

Tagging @dread-red-queen, @theviridianbunny, @leota-nexus, @togepies, and @crystalt3a! ♡

[the-phantom-peach]

skyward sword… yeah <3

Crimson Loftwing

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[r3dblccd]

top/bottom/switch and why ; generator

tagged by: @sturmboe & @dcrkfcngs

tagging: @caelcstis, @neverendinqs, @rczepetalz, @temporalobjects, @formorethananame, @mournus, @seoulyearn, @crue11 & u🫵

Yongsun is a bottom bc u got bullied and now it gets u hot when ur manhandled //Yongsun: "I won't be taking this slander, you'll be hearing from my lawyer." (I think there's some truth to the claim rip)

Takumi is a switch bc you don't really care as long as u feel good //it can't get any more accurate than that

Tai is a bottom no reason //now that I think about it it might be true, like would they have a concept for top/switch/bottom on the moon? Wouldn't it make sense if it more like front (where the sun shines)/back (the dark side of the moon) We're asking the real questions here and in this documentary today we'll be exposing that Tai just likes to be spoiled as a pillow princess and is using his cute little eyes as a manipulation tactic to make people want to top him JBDFVDFHGJF

Azalia is a top no reason //I'd say she's more of a switch, but top leaning

+++ again I have no self control with these generators so here's some more under the cut (muses included: Azazel, Misty, Ubon, Arthit, Kali, Soojin, Minsung. Lemme know if you'd like to see the result for anyone else that I haven't done)

Azazel is a switch no reason //the last 3 really don't like to give explanations they are the way they are huh

Misty is a top bc u have mommy issues //she does have mommy AND daddy issues but her being a top couldn't be farther from the truth

Ubon is a bottom bc u have daddy issues //stop slandering my girls like that!!!

Arthit is a switch bc ur an extreme whore //I mean if the shoe fits--- Yongsun, be careful, someone is after your №1 hoe crown

Kali is a switch bc ur sad and lonely and anything will do //please, someone, anyone, she hasn't gotten laid in centuries, Claude put a curse on her bc they're a petty bitch

Soojin is a bottom bc that's just ur preference and there's nothing deep behind it //a very valid point in front of all the masc women that make her heart flutter

Minsung is a switch bc u like nintendo a little bit too much //unfortunately for everyone he finds that pun very funny and unfortunately it's true too

[zimwy]

this is about what i expected

[outofthiisworld]

ᯓ💜🧪˖° Ophelia is giggling. Doc doesn’t want to be a part of these sorts of shenanigans and she’s giggling !!!

[evanave]

LIKEABLE PERSON TEST

You are a greatly likable person (93.57%).

tagged by / stole it: @saltedanswers

tagging: @dozenrozez, @r3dblccd, @cfthesoul, @eniqmvtic, @entangledmuses, @pattaerns, @redemptivexheroics, @greatcstarcher, @astrainclinantx, @mortemregiiae, @brknghrts & anyone else seeing this!

[neverfittedin]

What’s your Love Pawsona?

tagged by / taken from: @actiongrrl & @eniqmvtic tagging: you!

[fereldanwench]

Tagged by @hawke --Thank you, bb!

Rules: Make a poll with five of your all-time favorite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favorite!

Tagging more than five because I'm a rebel (with no pressure, as always): @gloryride, @corpocyborg, @commander-krios, @vorchagirl, @wooriid, @elmknight, @drunkchasind, @sarasa-cat, & @togepies

[r3dblccd]

Your Dating Service

Date with Minsung. Date Fee: $50 Customer Comments: "I think… I've fallen in love♡ (Female in 30s)" //now he doesn't usually go for people that are older than him, more towards those in his age range, but he doesn't discriminate. And honestly, same, girl, I would have fallen in love too. But, if it was up to him, he wouldn't even charge for his services, he'd just want to give people company, he's got more than enough money already.

Date with Yongsun. Date Fee: $400 Customer Comments: "I was more than happy to be by their side... (Person in 50s)" //listen, if you're rich all your money will be going to him soon, but at least you'll be having a good time, this is why he's so popular at the club. And yes, not even your father and grandpa are safe with him if they look fine

+++ many more under the cut bc I have no self control (muses included cause I ain't tagging them all to save you time from scrolling: Navi, Tai, Azazel, Azalia, Ubon, Jum, Jinkyong, Abaddon, Dabi, Nao. Do let me know if there's anyone else you wanna see for me to do a pt. 2... Who are we lying to, I will do a pt. 2 either way dghdfjg)

Date with Navi. Date Fee: $250 Customer Comments: "It was so much fun! I want to go out with Navi again!! (Person in late 30s)"

Date with Tai. Date Fee: $50 Customer Comments: "I didn't expect them to wear that outfit... (Person in 60s)" //ah, yes, a fit that could make even Yongsun clutch his pearls (that's a lie, he's got some modesty at least)

Date with Azazel. Date Fee: $29.99 Customer Comments: "Azazel, will you marry me? (Male in late 50s)" //I am starting to see a trend here, but older people are a big yes for him

Date with Ubon. Date Fee: $50 Customer Comments: "I want to do...more with Ubon... (Male in 20s)" //don't we all

Date with Jum. Date Fee: $156 Customer Comments: "My heart hurts without them... I want to see Jum again.... (Female in 20s)" //I... am so sorry to break this news to you, girl, but things are gonna stay just friendly with you two, but it is true Jum is a cinnamonroll

Date with Jinkyong. Date Fee: $51.37 Customer Comments: "Smells nice. (Person in 30s)" //facts

Date with Abaddon. Date Fee: $25 Customer Comments: "It was..okay.....I guess.. (Female in late 40s)" //Iwai we see you hiding in there

Date with Dabi. Date Fee: $2 Customer Comments: "I'm never dating again. (Person in 60s)" //UNACCEPTABLEEEEE. They couldn't handle the cunty bob

Date with Azalia. Date Fee: $1342.57 Customer Comments: "This was a mistake. (Male in late 20s)" //well, duh, because u're a dude. Women on the other hand--- (I just *had* to use this gif for this result sorry)

Date with Nao. Date Fee: $917 Customer Comments: "Please erase my memories with Nao...Please... (Female in late 30s)" //maybe Azalia and Nao should have switched their customers, again, your fist mistake was being a woman hiring the most gay guy on this blog ever

[soulgathered]

🎉

[hvndredbattles]

1920s wife . 1920s husband

Richie Arden.

[evanave]

is your muse naughty or nice this year ?

"..."

[neverfittedin]

is your muse naughty or nice this year ?

"I only have OF, what the fuck are you talking about?"

[swirldmg]

what kind of cannibalism are you?

ritualistic cannibalism

eating others as a religious act , a form of human sacrifice or tradition in the name of a deity . you care a lot about your grades , or used to as a child , and would cry if you got a b in english . you are a people pleaser . you are good at self discipline . you desperately want to achieve success , in whatever way that means to you , and feel the need to devote your life to something you find bigger than yourself , in order for your life to have meaning . you probably had an eating disorder . or an anxiety disorder .

[fereldanwench]

OC/Character Music Tag Game

The fantastic @corpocyborg tagged me to list some songs/playlists that represent my OCs! I'm gonna follow suit and do it based on different stages of Valerie's life. (´｡• ᵕ•｡`)

lost girl era | 2063-2065

FEEL NOTHING by HEALTH

Why should we try so hard Let's get numb 'Til we don't feel nothing There's comfort in the dark Here alone We didn't choose to be born Under a dying sun Just let us cool the burn

the hustler era | 2065-2070

Dead Inside by Younger Hunger

I'm all talk with a thorn in my side I got a real big heart that I'm willing to hide You ask me what I want from life, I said to Make a lotta money and feel dead inside

counter-intel era | 2074-2076

My Heart Has Teeth by deadmau5 ft. Skylar Grey

You've never met someone like me My heart has teeth, my heart has teeth And it's looking for something to eat My heart has teeth, my heart has teeth Oh, isn't it so bittersweet That I love to watch you bleed?

the relic era | 2077

24 by Jem

Been given 24 hours To tie up loose ends, to make amends His eyes said it all, I started to fall And the silence deafened Head spinning 'round, no time to sit down Just wanted to run and run and run

post-mikoshi era | 2079 and beyond

Mine by Sweet Tempest

I won't back down I got my crown And it's mine, it's all mine A quaint design It takes my time Because it's mine, it's all mine At night when the tempest comes out And the world gives up like a shiver of doubt Our bodies mesmerize Defined in superior light I touch and feel my way through delight And our bodies fantasize

Tagging @sassyve, @onlymisu, @chevvy-yates, @elfjpeg, and @corpocookie ♡♡♡

[dread-red-queen]

I was tagged by the wonderful @fereldanwench

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better!

Last Song: The Blade by Aurora

Last Movie: Red Notice - A heist Comedy with Ryan Renalds, Dwayne Johnson and Gal Godot its hilarious

Last Book: All the Places I Didn't Die by Peter Popluhar. it's a series of autobiographical stories filled with tragic plots and hummer I watch alot of his travel blogs on YouTube and my hubby got me his book for Christmas its a prety interesting/funny read

Last TV Show: Culinary Class wars a Korean cooking competition show was really interesting to watch 80 chefs +20 master chefs whittled down to 1 winner, It was brutal but entertaining some of these chefs where self taught and they where beating Michelin star chefs XD

Sweet/savoury/spicy: I tend to swing between Sweet & Savoury but usually more Savoury then sweet but sometimes I just get that craving for chocolate XD

Relationship Status: Married :)

Last Thing I Googled: How to spell Dwayne Johnson's name coz I cant spell for shit and needed to check for this post XD

Looking Forward to: Going to Fantasy Forrest in July in Cheltenham I made a whole new costume for it with a Crow theme.

Current Obsession: I will always love Goro Takemura and my baby girl Raven (Victoria Rominov) but I'm also obsessed/down bad for Lucanis Dellamorte & Spite from Dragon Age: The Veilgaurd and my fem Rook: Altara De Riva lol and the whole Antivan Crow Aesthetic

with No-pressure at all, tagging: @karinamay @bleakheathland @haedia @cravingcoconutredbull @arasakas-ronin @luvwich @epicukulelesolo @vakariansyndrome

I didnt tag 10 but I tried XD