#mixed breed vibes ngl

[tethered-heartstrings]

pet challange (hard mode), take a guess!

breed: very cute

[gummmibears]

CLASS OF 09 CHARACTERS AZ... DOGGGSSSSSS!?!?!??!

Class of 09 characters asss…. Dogs!?!!!

The women ((the only people that matter.))

Nicole- A wolf dog ((that's like a hybrid between a wolf and a dog)) Why? Because, she's emo and shit, but not emo enough to be a straight up wolf y'know? Also, I think wolf dogs r cool, and stuff, and I don't know it just fits. Her dog half, is probably a German Shepherd or something like that.

Jecka- A pomeranian. Whyyy??? Because, she's very yappy, and she talks a lot of shit, and she'd throw hands with someone bigger than her, probably. Also poms are very fluffy, and they just give me Jecka vibes. A golden retriever would also fit her, maybe a golden retriever pom mix.

Ari- An Irish Setter. Whyyy??? Ngl I only choose this one cuz, it's a red dog, and her hair is red my heart is already set on it I apologize for the potential inaccuracy.

Emily- An African Painted Dog. Why???? Because, not only is it a wild animal, as opposed to everyone else who is in someway a domesticated breed of dog, but they are also extremely schizophrenic dogs. It just fits, and I wrestled with her being a hyena for a while, but I decided on the painted dog. She fits with either one thou.

Karen- A English Cocker Spaniel. Whyyy??? Because, I just see her as a cocker spaniel, I can't explain why, it just fits her, for no apparent reason other than I think it does.

Megan- A dachshund. Whyyyy??? Because, something about the name ‘Megan’ just screams dachshund to me idk why. She'd be the kind with the curly brown/red fur.

Kelly- Rough Collie. Whyyyy??? I honestly, don't have a good reason, I just think it fits :P.

Ms. Lynn- Grey Fox. Whyyyy??? Idk man! I saw the lil dude, and I was all "Ms. Lynn??? That you???" She'd be a kind of fox, cuz she's like this sexy, foxy lady. She'd be any kinda fox, but I think a grey fox, fits her colors better :3.

Ms. Ames- Borzoi. Whyyyy? Because, she reminds me of a really, tall, thin hunting dog, idk why thou. She just does :3.

Nicole's Mom- Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Whyyyyyy? She just.... reminds me a lot of a King Spaniel, she just does ok????

[slickchickchocolatier]

GIRLY SOS FOR REALL

So basically our little guy Jake just sent a freaking kitten??? (It’s super cute tho) TO MY DORM?! Um don’t know what to do really though because I always wanted this specific cat breed but like never got prepared to buy one…. So idk I’m grateful that he got me this but I’m a bit overwhelmed of this all….. Like idk what to do at this point… like it’s not like I don’t like him. He’s completely my type, looks and personality wise (maybe except the fact that I never told him my address) but like if I ignore that he’s a solid 9.5/10. Only flaw that I can’t really ignore is that every time he sees me with one of my guy friends, he gets super possessive and rude to my guy friend even though we’re just friends…

SO SORRY IM RANTING TO YOU BUT IM LIKE HELLA CONFUSED

Em anon🩷

well first....i hope you can take care of the kitty (i'm a huge animal lover) and if you can't, maybe find it a good home to go to? or if you have family nearby and can care for it until you graduate and get your own place. either way, i hope you can keep the little baby and take care of it.

And seriously Em, if you're at all bothered by this dude, then you need to be forceful and stern with this man. I get the vibe that you're receptive of his behavior and his liking to you, and if you're comfortable with that, then do you. but if you're at all uncomfortable you need to tell him off. i dont really know how to make out this situation but i get the feeling that you do like him and dont mind his behavior (other than how he strategically found your address). I'm not sure how to respond when he's a 9.5/10 but you write SOS lol. I just hope you're not in danger, that's whats most important. But ngl, the more you tell me about this dude and express the slightest concern, its giving me mixed feelings. If you feel uncomfortable, you need to report him or tell him to stay away and be very upfront about it, or at least tell him that his showering you with gifts is overwhelming, unless you dont feel bothered by it.

[multifandomingmess]

law and order characters and their kinks [headcanons]

Elliot Stabler: - Breeding (is this even questionable? mans has like 6 or 7 kids. i've lost count) - *possibly* a switch but that might be more related to chris himself JDFKSJFSD like the vibes i get from him and his wife irl (but anyways) - orgasm control (i just get this vibe. maybe it was that shower scene from season one of organized crime. either way, he's an edgy dude)

Rafael Barba: - Breeding (maybe i'm applying this to every character because of a personal correlation but oh well) - Office Sex (this mans would have sex in his chambers. no question about it. look at the way he's rolling his sleeves up in that) - BDSM (nothing too extreme but definitely cuffs, belts, and rope) - Praise - Impact Play - Cuban Dirty Talk (te amo = i love you, eres cochina = dirty girl, quiero comerte = i want to eat you out)

Nick Amaro: - Breeding (i'm so sorry y'all, i just can't help it. look at those eyes) - Age Play (not in an extreme level but like, he likes being called daddy absolutely) - Dirty Talk (you're so fucking hot, you're so sexy, i want you so bad, you're driving me crazy, etc.) - Office Sex (which might be hard in a precinct but you can make it work) ngl it's hard for me to imagine extreme things because of him being catholic,, i mean most of the characters are,, but he seems kind of vanilla but probably does have some turn-ons

Malachi: - first off, i'm in love with this man (well i'm in love with barba and elliot, too) but like fr fr /hj - BDSM (he may seem oblivious to it but mans is definitely kinky. he's a hacker so he's seen things) - breeding (never gonna stop saying breeding clearly) - sadist (slightly) but tbh,, he seems so caring and gentle, so he's hard to imagine too but like,, yeah

Joe Velasco: - Dirty Talk (mix of english and spanish) - Breeding (i'm so sorry y'all... i can imagine what some of the comments are gonna be but i just can't help it ksjfksjfdsf) - BDSM - voyeurism (with s/o)

[madlilsongbird]

Watching The Amazing Spidernan movies so that I’m all caught up before No Way Home. Will add my thoughts as I have them. Note I am not some big Spider-Man fan nor have I read the comics so if my thoughts sound kinda stupid they probably are.

First movie:

That’s a good trick with the broom. Making a mental note as we speak.

Actually seeing Peter say goodbye to his parents is horrible and I would like to never experience it again

SALLY FIELD IS AUNT MAY?! Why does this one have the good cast? (not good as in better but good as in more well known)

The sexual tension in “good morning flash…good morning Peter” (this is a joke I’m not shipping him with his bully)

Jesus roid rage much?

Shut your blinds! I don’t know who would be looking in your window at this exact moment but close them anyway!

First careful, you never know who is watching what you search (when did I become this person)

Second…curt connors is ableist.

Poor Rodrigo Guevara

Oh internalised ableism. And that is the only comment I will make going forward because my disabilities do not include limb difference and I dont want to overstep.

Stop following the man, you are not subtle…wait wtf how’d he do that?!

This is where he gets his powers right?

Okay but when would 5 men make that much of a fuss over a woman that only 1 of them seems to know?

Same. (This is in reference to smashing the alarm clock)

Oh my god is it really necessary to show all the different kinds of spider bites.

Actually just going back to the internalised ableism thing…he is allowed to feel whatever type of way about his own disability that is his right. But insinuating that all disabled people are weak and wanting to breed out the weakness is eugenics and just kinda gross. THIS is the final comment I will make on the matter.

No but seriously he is way more aggressive than regular teen boy aggressive so either he’s on something or he’s overcompensating for something

The way he looks at him doe (again all jokes am not shipping flash and Peter)

Why is this so awkward? And not like teens navigating a crush awkward just genuinely awkward. I feel no chemistry between them.

I like the song, it’s an interesting choice for this scene but I like it.

Stop does uncle Ben die now? Like I know uncle Ben dies at some point but I was really kinda hoping he just wouldn’t in this iteration. I was going for a ninth doctor moment “just this once everybody lives”

MOTHERFUCKER

God Sally is incredible

Don’t show me moments of Flash being human I might accidentally start shipping them for real and that simply can’t happen.

Oooh he’s a fashion designer

I just really enjoy how he takes the piss out of his victims? Arrests?

Is Gwen aware that the school nurse can’t cure everything? Both legally and just like generally doesn’t have the knowledge to cure everything. She suggests going to the nurse a lot.

This family gives me bad vibes

This is a long movie…it’s not even half way through

Well that’s one way to tell her

NOT GEORGE FOYET!

I think with what I remember of SpiderTobey and what I know of SpiderTom, Andrews Spider-Man is definitely better with the people he’s rescuing. Smoother, good bedside manner.

His sons name is Jack. Why does that make me angry?

So he’s just not gonna rescue the other people hanging off the bridge?

It’s almost poetic that the son of the man tried to stop him the first time will be the one to stop him now

Now how is he getting enough power in the sewer

No means no Peter

Does she die in this one or the next one? I don’t imagine her dying will help captain stacey see him as a good guy

Stan 🥺

This movie is exhausting and I don’t know if I mean that in a good way or a bad way.

MoThEr HuBbArD aRe YoU sErIoUs

He managed to get three whole words out and you didn’t think to ease up on the trigger a little to hear what those words might be?

She’s very clever and I will be sad to see her go

That wasn’t her scream. Or it was but from a different take.

Foyet about to be coming in clutch

I’m going to cry.

He’s so ugly. Some lizards are really cute but lizard + human, kinda gross looking.

Well shit. I didn’t know that happened. I guess what I said about him being upset with Peter about Gwen is irrelevant. Unless it isn’t, like if you believe in the afterlife, imagine how pissed he’s gonna be when Gwen arrives.

He finally got the eggs 🥺

As someone who’s boyfriend at the time didn’t go to her fathers funeral I feel ya Gwen. I mean I don’t care now but at the time it sucked.

Dr Connors was just in a silly goofy mood. He seems to show genuine care for the boy (this is mostly sarcasm).

Second movie

Oh we’re going back to peters dad.

How do they have access to a private jet?

Miss Honey is badass

Ngl I’m actually quite relieved they both died before the plane crashed. Stil devastating though.

Okay so this is first up on the list of potential mystery villains in No Way Home…he looks like a tool.

HeLLo PeDeStRiAnS

He really just let Spider-Man put his hand on his tongue. Sir do you know where his hand has been? Not to mention just in general the feeling of spandex on your tongue. I feel ill.

No respect for the proper care of plutonium.

Please don’t ever say “come to daddy” again 😂

I’m kinda sad Jamie Fox becomes a villain, his character seems kinda sweet so far from the 2 seconds I’ve seen of him

You mean to tell me he missed his girlfriend’s fathers funeral AND her valedictorian speech?!

Stan x2 🥺

Because you can’t lose me you’re going to lose me? 😂

I love her jacket

Why are they still pretending like she doesn’t know?

I may have spoken to soon about Max

See I would be speeding up daddy’s death if he told me he’d passed down a genetic disease and just decided not to tell me.

Friendship.

Okay max is still a little bit nutty but you gotta feel bad for the guy. He must’ve been so scared.

Don’t smile that’s not cute, if he was a regular boy you’d file a restraining order.

Oh I see Spider-Man is gonna fight him which will make him turn and become the “bad guy” whether he will actually be a bad guy is still unknown.

This scene is actually kinda just making me angry (the time square scene)

Cops suck man. Peter was talking him down just fine.

Did nobody teach these people not to touch metal when there’s electricity about.

Interesting that I didn’t pick up any chemistry from them in the first movie weren’t they an actual couple for a while?

Another good song with an interesting placement

I’m sorry did the caller ID not say Mary Parker? How was it Harry on the phone?

Run Gwen!

This version of Harry is kinda creepy I’m sure the actor is swell but the character is terrifying. Original version Harry was swell whereas the actor is…

“Maybe everyone has a part of themselves they hide” gives him the eye

This movies shorter or at least it feels shorter

An excellent show of what happens when you tell a rich daddy’s boy no for the first time.

This makes me very sad. She’s so excited for the possibility of Oxford.

As much as Harry disturbs me, I want him to burn his entire team.

His daddy really did love him!

I think it’s mostly his eyes, his behaviour can be explained by trauma (why I find Harry creepy)

Okay most of his behaviour. The taking joy in killing people that’s just him being nutty and not a trauma response.

This is fucked up. And where is Peter? he is off chasing a girl who has broken up with him twice now.

PLANES NEED THE POWER!

I really like SpiderAndrew, the movies are fine but as a character I thoroughly enjoy him

Sorcerers apprentice who?

Captain Stacy can’t blame him! She’s clearly stubborn as hell and her own free woman

I quite literally stopped breathing (in reference to the almost plane crash)

Is this why they made it Gwen and not MJ so that he could kill her and be an actual bad guy? From my little knowledge of the comics and what I’ve seen from the movies Harry would never hurt MJ so it had to be someone else important to Peter but not super important to him for him to a real bad guy

I like that Harry actually looks like a goblin.

What was the disease he’s supposed to have?

This poor family. I know I said they gave me bad vibes in the first movie but nobody deserves this.

He looks less like a tool with his suit on…but only slightly less

Baby you better get back behind that baracade!

Nobody talk to me I’m very emotional. This child looks very much like a magical mix of all 3 of my brothers put together and seeing him stand there so brave but so scared is doing something to me.

Final thoughts:

So I think SpiderAndrew might be a close second favourite for me. I like the relationships of the original the most, the comedy of the mcu version the most but this one was like a nice in between. Im a little disappointed there won’t be a third not cos I think I would have enjoyed it just cos the original had 3 movies, the mcu version will have at least 3 movies and this one is left out with 2. Don’t think I would have loved Shailene Woodley as MJ though so I dunno. I think the only thing I would have wanted from a third movie is to know who fedora guy is…and for Peter and May to acknowledge that they both know that he is Spider-Man. Apart from that it was fine and I now feel fully prepared for No Way Home.

[chunhua-s]

hi daviiiii, which haikyuu character would you ship with your mutuals? 🤩

hi anon darling!! chiile lemme see okay, lemme get my braincells ready for this one

@aiiishiiiteru and daichi — ngl i was gonna put tsuki just cause i know there’d be lots of hate fucking between the two of em, but i think daichi would care for her a lot and treat her really well. he’s an all around king when it comes to affection and understanding and i really believe he’d always put in his 100%, a very balanced relationship

@bootylikepeachy and hinata — okay hear me out, right? one cutie + one cutie! it’s literally perfect, i could see them vibing with each other and just getting up with each other’s antics all the time. and trust they would be each other’s biggest supporters, they’ll hype each other up better than anyone else, and i can see them doing that hug thing — you know when you see somebody and you get real excited?? that’s peachy visiting hinata in brazil, trust her ass is running and jumping into his arms as soon as she spots his head of orange. 10/10 cute couple, but also each other’s biggest enablers.

@tsumue and kuroo — alright runa loves like 5 haikyuu men and i see her with someone who would both tease her lots but also dote on her and make sure she looks after herself, and baam! kuroo! i can see him making her laugh a lot and just being really in tune with her, he’d be a good listener and also be there for literally anything she’d need. would he spoil her? yes but she would have to be looking after herself too and trust he’d be on her ass about it. calling her to make sure she’s drinking enough water and not just living off of a bunch of sweets. and that she sleeps on time.

@saitamastamaticsoup and kageyama — this one because i KNOW jackie’s not putting up with any of kag’s bullshit. they’re setting him right and telling him like it is! i think they’d be 100% real with him all the time, but at the same time i feel like they’d dote on him lots too?? like as aggravating as he can get sometimes he’s soft too. this is coming from the talk we had a while back about how much we love/hate this man. i think they’d have enough patience to put up with his standoffish ways but at the same time there’s a line with what they’ll put up with and kags knows how far he can push their buttons. end point, don’t play with jackie. and kags bottoms in this one, end of story, i see no other outcome.

@0ik6lut and osamu — okay sal don’t cut my head off for this one hear me out right? you and oiks are basically canon at this point, we know this. buuuut 🤩 you and osamu, right? you have big baddie energy and then samu’s more of a chill, lowkey type of crackhead with enough braincells to keep the peace. so while tooru would be your enabler, osamu’s be an enabler with a line? like he’ll endorse you on some aspects but he’ll get to a point where he’ll look you dead on and say “no✨” and he’d feed you well! that’s a given with samu

@mixxfi and bokuto — this one popped up in my head immediately cause i know bo would make mix hella happy and really be there for them. these two are gonna talk about anything at any time of the day, and i think they’d be able to be really, genuinely honest about their feelings with each other. if either of them had a bad day? their immediately search for each other’s arms and that’s where they get the most comfort. and two crackheads? easy dubs! they’re matching each other’s energies and living their best lives with each other. both of them share the same breed of braincells, they’d be that couple that are weirdly in sync and finish each other’s sentences and shit

@sunkithbo and akaashi — listen atiq’s mind is a whole field of ideas and everything she has to say is just... it’s amazing. i love brainrotting with her, her iq is off the charts and someone i can see her well with would be akaashi! two smart babies, they’d be able to let their thoughts and ideas bounce off of each other and have really fulfilling conversations about a bunch of different things. like these talks can literally happen unprompted, over breakfast prep or when they’re cuddling with each other, there’s always something for them to share their thoughts over. a relationship where the both of them challenge each other’s minds and grow alongside each other, you love to see it

and there go my last braincells 🥴 i think these are cute though, thank you anon for stopping by!