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Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this
#nom nom nom#mmm egg in me#adventure time#finn mertens#jake the dog#jake adventure time#finn the human#finn adventure time#adventure time quotes#jake is so real#i love this show
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☀️🪻 HUUUUUUUGS!!!1!!!!

#smiling critters#poppy playtime#dogday#poppy playtime fanart#smiling critters fanart#smiling critters art#catnap#smiling critters catnap#dogday fanart#smiling critters comic#smiling critters fandom#HEHHEHEHEHAHAHhajaka....#yeah no#this still isnt the#prophesized daynap comic#i need to work on it...#gaghhhh....#🥹..#hope i am doign#service to this#fandom#even a LITTLE BIT#so hungry#if any of you make me#breakfast#i will cherish you#forever..#send it by gmail#eggs and bacon#mmm devil's cake...
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Uno Reverse
#stardew valley#sdv shane#farmer asmodeus♡#asmo going in for a surprise kiss but getting a surprise kiss instead#its what these guys deserve ....#asmo is still my funniest file and i love him so much for so many reasons#like the fact i made him and named him after a demon and not a fish like my prev farmers bc i wanted him to go mining#and fighting and raise those skills since i usually neglect combat#but then the game said mmm no thanks you should be town fisherman!#the fact he was so busy fishing for the town that he got a dino egg mid spring year 1 and couldnt hatch it#because no materials or gold for the coop upgrades bc i was too busy fishing#the fact i named his farm The Damned Farm just for giggling#and then had the lewis being like HOWS THE DAMNED FARM? fuck you too then#he was just genuinely one of the funniest things to ever happen to me ...#also his name having a ♡ on his menu but then an actual heart emoji when others saying his name?#chefs kiss to everyone being soooo flirty while telling asmo that his fish were garbage quality#shane was a delight to see out of order too because it made me really happy they could be messes together ........ it was nice#also the fact asmo is the only reason ive seen every romance chain because he would be so petty#to make the town fall for him after being rude to him and making him their fisherman instead of a farmer#funny demon guy with a cat named Lord so that he can say#funny lil Lord can you believe this? comments
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#friend got me ffxvi as a bday gift ....#super happy yayam.but i feel only hollow knight silksong would fix me#after datv#i cant mooooove on#i love myyyyyy evil egg#but the game .....mmm wish i had fun ehh#like listen...how am i supposed to move on from my solas hell? aughhhh#cant do that ...not nooow aughh
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me when i lie about doing kinktober day 2 because im sleepy once again and have very low motivation
(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
#aha ha ha hah HA#i wish i had it in me#i’m so beyond lethargic today#i played my guitar and made myself a bagel and like that was enough for me !#bagel w egg whites and chipotle mayo between the two pieces#mmm
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considering going vegan because WHY does having meat make me feel so incredibly guilty til the point i get myself sick?? i would go pescatarian but that one tumblr post all "fish cant scream" makes me feel ill and when i eat meat i pretend its plant based/lab grown so i dont feel sick. anyways vegan food slaps i love vegan food
#or i might go vego and dairy free because im already cow dairy free but eggs dont make me feel disgusting because they were never fertilised#mmm i love vegan food to be honest
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Oh yeah I started a fic (I have a few more chapters already written but I want them to be better.)
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If you like it it might be within your best interests to remind me to update it, even if it's not perfect yet.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63243772/chapters/161992972#workskin
#hdg#i would be a feralist in that dimension because most of the affini piss me off and the concept of brainwashing gives me a trauma response#mmm#i <3 gay people#egg character#affini#terran#the worldbuilding is beautiful
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does nyanyone else eat eggs whole or am i just that big backed
#somtimes i send my dinnar esc progress pics of me eating eggs 2 my frineds lol but like. when i dont. i just eat that thing whole#mmmm egg#like hardboiled eggs i mean. sometimes i cook em sunny side up for breaked fast but. 95% of eggs ieet are hardboiled#mmm theyre so good when theyre stillwwwarrmmm#i love eggs#hollowspeak
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fuckkk yall i perfectly peeled some eggs earlier but living in the moment and all i didn’t take a pic boo
#mielmbles#i take more pictures of fucked up eggs than i do my good ones cuz they make me giggle#mmm yummy instant ramen for dinner
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busted the hand mixer today while making mashed potatoes
i literally stood there w the mixer fucked up in my hand and my ruined mashed potatoes in front of me like🧍😐 for a hot minute and just wondered what the universe was trying to tell me while trying not to cry about my lovely lovely mashed potatoes which now had pieces of metal scattered in it. truly a tragic turn of events, if u ask me. i was so close, yet oh so far away 😔 MY LOVELY LOVELY LUNCH 😔😔
#the universe was trying to tell me to stop attempting to cook anything other than scrambled eggs or sweet potato soup.#i once almost started a fire while sterilizing my menstrual cup#mum had to buy a new stove#that should've been the end of me having access to the kitchen#but alas. the parasites. they r telling me to COOK STUFF#i am truly a delight to have at home 😌#this was the cris update of the day okay now nighty night my loves my darlings my beloveds mwah mwah :3#i'm so cozy and comfy rn mmm
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Islands is amazing man, even the follow up joke to the "mmm egg in me" clip is hilarious
#get in the pod.#mmm egg in me#but the follow up#adventure time#jake the dog#finn the human#finn mertens#bmo#at bmo#adventure time bmo#islands was so good#my goat fr#jake is so real#like fr he gets it
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That almost made me laugh :)
“They call me eggs because of the way these organs got absolutely scrambled hahaha - someone please call an ambulance.” *collapses*
#“Mikes last thought being oh#that’s why they called me eggs#before he promptly passes tf out”#fnaf mmm#five nights at freddy's mmm#michael afton mmm
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Honey-Do
“You’re gonna work on these every day. And I’m gonna check to make sure you did ‘em all, and if you did, you get to put a sticker down. And if we fill this sheet all the way up by the end of the week, I’ll make ya cum,” Joel explains. “That’s how you can earn back your privileges, Pumpkin.”
Tags - one shot, smut, unprotected piv, creampie, orgasm denial, ddlg dynamics, fingering, dirty talk, multiple orgasms, sneaking around with bad influence uncle tommyyyyy, joel jerks off, sex before dinner, angst + tension, spankings, rewards and punishments, elements of abuse, hurt/lots of comfort, pinky promises, dark. this is a work of fiction, and all characters are adults.
A/N - have I ever not delivered. here’s your uncle tommy fill, as promised. thank you to two anons who know who they are for helping with the creation of this fic, and thank you to my dear L for editing with me! anyway, it's been a minute but i'm happy to see you all :) hope you enjoy. i wrote this through a splitting headache so i'm going to chill now.
Your bedroom door clicks as Joel unlocks it from the other side, and the hinges groan and creak as he pushes it open. He looks at your figure lying in your bed, warm sunlight painting over your skin. Joel knows you’re not sleeping. You’re just lying in the quiet room, soaking up the sun like a kitten.
“Hi, kiddo,” Joel greets softly, smiling before taking long strides across the room to meet you. He’s stepping over your clothes and tripping on other odds and ends before he reaches you - you’ve been picking out your own clothes lately. Apparently you’ve been less than impressed with Joel’s sense of fashion. Ooohkay, he thought. You’re such a messy girl with the way you try on all of your clothes, then leave them all on the floor. Those, coupled with old, expired bottles of nail polish and lip gloss. Joel told you not to use those lip glosses, but they’re just pretty to look at sometimes.
“Jesus, girl. Fuckin’ room’s a pigsty,” he says, and he sits on the end of your bed, springs creaking with the shift in weight.
You ignore him. Joel leans over and kisses both of your cheeks and then your forehead, then your nose. “Don’t smile,” he teases, “Don’t you dare laugh.” And he repeats this, his facial hair tickling your skin, until you’re giggling and your eyes finally open.��
“Ohh, there she is. Mornin’, Pumpkin,” Joel says, chuckling at the way you squint through the bright sunlight.
“Mmm…morning, D–” you’re interrupted by your own yawn, which makes Joel laugh. “Daddy.”
Joel pushes some hair out of your eyes. “Lazy ass,” he mumbles. “Listen, kiddo. M’on patrol today, so you’re gonna be home all alone. Y’gonna be alright?” he asks, softly stroking the skin on your cheek. “Gonna be a good girl?”
He wonders if he can trust you. If he can give you this inch, and you won’t take a mile. The doors and windows will stay locked, of course, but there’s other things he worries about. Joel knows you, you know. You’re never as sneaky as you think you are.
“Mhm. I’m always good, Daddy.”
Joel rolls his eyes. “Uh huh, fuckin’ smartass. You can make eggs an’ toast for breakfast, and there’s leftovers in the fridge for lunch. We’ll figure out supper later, hm? Maybe we’ll go to the cafeteria. See what they’re cookin’ up.”
“Yeah, that sounds good,” you smile.
“Good.” Joel pats his thighs and then stands up, knees popping loudly. “And I want you to clean all this shit up, alright? Didn’t raise ya to leave messes.”
You sigh heavily. “I know. I’ll do it.”
“Good girl.” Joel bends down and kisses your head one last time. “Eat all your lunch an’ have a good day. I love ya.”
You love days where you’re home alone. You used to hate it, and Joel wouldn’t let it happen a whole lot. You hated how lonely it felt, how quiet. You’d hear things go bump that weren’t there, and you’d feel just…nervous. Joel came home once and found you all scared and trembling, and he promised he’d be home with you as much as he could.
He made good on his promise. And you liked being home with him until you didn’t, until you found it suffocating and boring. Scary. Joel’s house went from being a quiet safe haven away from the horrors of the world to a sort of horror in and of itself. A Sisyphean loop, where nothing ever changes. And it never will, no matter how much you tug on your windows that are bolted shut, or yank on your door that only Joel can unlock. You can never leave.
You’d stare longingly out the window, hoping to go outside on your own. Just once, maybe. To go in the woods and wander, pick at strange flowers and plants and everything else. Just be alone. Joel grants you so much, and yet, you want so much more than that.
It makes you feel bad, if you’re being honest with yourself. You know what’s out there. What he saved you from. You know you’re safer with Joel, and you know everything he’s done to keep you safe and comfortable and happy. You’re in good hands with him, even if they’re hands that hurt you sometimes. Hit you. Spank you. Choke you. They’re still Joel’s hands, and they’re warm, right? And they love you.
He said when the weather warms up some more he’ll take you to the lake. You really hope he does.
You spend the day reading, drawing, watching birds and other critters that come by. Joel thinks it’s cute, the way you’ve named the chipmunks and squirrels that frequent his patio. How you recognize them like they’re your friends.
Joel tries to leave his bad mood away from home. He knows he’s got a habit of carrying it with him, and regrettably, taking it out on you. You take your moods out on him too, though. Not that it matters. He curses himself for even acknowledging the fact. He’s older, he’s wiser, he’s more patient. You’re not. He’s the parent, you’re the child. But when he comes home, you can tell it was a bad day. You can hear it in his footsteps and in the way he breathes, and it makes you tense. “Y’ready for dinner?” he asks, voice tired.
“Mhm.”
“Didn’t hear ya, kiddo. Speak up.”
“Mhm.”
“No, no mumblin’. Use your words and tell me, yes or no,” Joel demands, feeling his blood pressure begin to spike.
“Yes.”
Oh, you fucking…you. You’re always going to match Joel’s temper. You stare at him and he glares back, balling his fists before turning on his heel to get changed. You both need something to eat, before this goes from zero to one hundred.
But then Joel goes upstairs, and he walks past your bedroom and sees that nothing - nothing is picked up. He’s back downstairs before he even thinks it through. Before he showers and takes a moment to breathe, even.
“What’d I fuckin’ tell you?”
Your stomach drops at his tone. “What?”
“I asked ya to take care of your room, and I come home to see you’ve done fuck all.”
“I guess I just forgot, Daddy. I’ll do it tomorrow.”
Joel scoffs, “Yeah, uh huh.” He pauses for a moment, then puts his hands on his hips. “We talked about this, Pumpkin.”
“Talked about what?” you ask, and it makes Joel fucking irate that you won’t turn your head to look at him.
“Look at me when you’re speakin’ t’me,” he barks, startling you. Looking at him from across the room, you can see he means business. Joel’s eyes are already dark to begin with, but they’ve gone black - so depthless and so endless that you can’t tell what’s behind them.
“You’ve been slackin’,” Joel says in a low tone, breathing heavily as he takes heavy steps toward you. “S’gettin’ old, kid.”
“I know, I just–”
“Jus’ what?”
You pick at your chipping, poorly-applied nail polish as you roll the answer around in your mind. “I don’t really want to do chores. I mean, I know my room is…but the other stuff, I–”
“Tough. You live under my roof, y’live under my rules.”
“Then it’s your roof, your mess.”
The words come out before you can even think about them. You press your lips together immediately, shrinking in your seat a little at the way Joel cocks his eyebrow and puts his hands on his hips. “Wanna try that again?” he asks, and you know what this is, what it is he’s doing: he’s giving you an out. And it’s awfully generous of him, considering. “Don’t make this a bad night,” he warns.
You pause this time, thinking about what you want to say next. I’m sorry, Daddy is that fucking close to rolling off of your lips when you notice that little wren sitting on the windowsill. She’s a frequent visitor, and Joel says she’s just like you. Fiery, assertive, sometimes. Vocal. A pistol.
She looks at you for a minute, then flies off. It sends a pang of longing through your heart, and perhaps even jealousy that that beautiful little bird can spread her wings and fly away and you…can’t. Not with the locked doors and windows, not while eternally existing under Joel’s fucking microscope.
“I didn’t ask to live here, Joel,” you bite.
“Oh, s’that’s how we’re doin’ this? This is how tonight’s gonna go?”
“Yeah.” You get up from your place on the couch and shove into Joel’s shoulder, but he shoves you right back down. He glares at you, and you glare back as hard as you fucking can. Staring at him like you wish you could fucking…you don’t even know. You’re blinded by the same rage and upset that Joel is at this moment, but without the agency to do one fucking thing about it. Joel, on the other hand.
He takes your jaw in his hand, squeezing your bones tight enough to bruise the soft flesh that covers them. When you jerk your head away, he squeezes tighter. “You don’t get to walk away from me,” he growls, leaning in close enough that you can feel his hot breath on your face. “I do a lot for ya. Done a lot for ya,” he says in a low tone.
“You never let me leave,” you argue. “You trap me.”
That gets Joel, wounds him a little. His face changes when you say that, before twisting back into something darker. “That’s what you think, huh? That I trap ya?”
You swallow thickly, then part your lips to speak. Joel cuts you off with a wave of his hand. “I keep you safe,” Joel whispers. “Fed. Happy. An’ all I ask is that you follow a few simple rules. That’s all. You wanna go back out there on your own, with the fuckin’ raiders and clickers, I can make that happen. Watch.”
Joel’s jaw ticks as he glares at you, fuming at the indignant little look on your fucking face. He could hit you right now, right across your cheek. Or maybe he’ll bend you over his knee and beat you until your ass is fucking raw and bleeding. That’ll teach you, that’ll fuckin’ teach you…
The anger flows through his veins like a fucking poison, and only when one of Joel’s knuckles crack, startling him, does he let your face go. He didn’t realize he was holding you so hard.
“I don’t like you,” you whisper.
Joel makes a face at the statement, then nods, because he’s heard it all before. It hurt the worst the first time you said it, but you came back to him crying, hours later when you’d had a nightmare and needed him. Not want - that wasn’t the word you picked. You said you needed him, Daddy, and you were so sorry. You didn’t mean it. You love him and you need him.
He clicks his tongue against his teeth. “M’not too keen on you either, right now, Pumpkin.”
The room is tense as you and Joel stare each other down, and neither of you budge until Joel tells you to go to your room and stay there. He tells you that you can forget going out to dinner, and you can stay in your bedroom until he feels like looking at your face again. You’re grounded, too - he doesn’t say from what. Now get out of his sight before he fucking hurts you.
You’re in your room forever, the hours alone spent alone passing like days. The sun went down forever ago, and you can’t stop yourself from crying. You held it together long enough downstairs while fighting with Joel but the moment you stepped foot into your room, you burst like a dam.
And it sucks to cry alone, to not have Joel there to hold you and wipe your tears. But is that what you’d want? Is that what would make it all better? Maybe. Joel has a special way of being your heaven and hell, all in one man. He’s both your nightmare and your solace after a bad dream. What are you supposed to make of that? What are you supposed to do other than cry like this?
You don’t bother wiping your tears when there’s a double knock at the door. “S’me,” Joel says. “M’comin’ in.”
You keep your back turned to him as he enters your bedroom with a plate and a glass of water, and he sets both down on your nightstand. “Went and grabbed some food. I gotcha…let’s see here. Chicken, mashed potatoes, corn.”
“Not hungry.”
“Not even for some pumpkin pie?” Joel asks, noticing the way your eyes widen at the mention. “Still your favorite, right?”
You pause. “No,” you answer, eventually.
“No?” Joel asks. “Hmm. Guess I’ll eat it myself. M’gonna get even fatter than I already am…this is a very unhealthy thing to do to your dear old man, y’know,” Joel says, cutting into the pie with the side of his fork, which scrapes against the ceramic plate. You flip over and sit up, and Joel feeds you the bite instead of eating it himself. “There she is,” he murmurs.
That’s how you got the nickname. Joel asked your name many times back in that cold, shitty cabin. You wouldn’t tell him. He understood, of course, and he told you his name anyway. You were always such a stubborn girl. For the life of him, Joel could not figure out why you wouldn’t come back to Jackson with him, why the hell you were so apprehensive about trusting him. Most people jump at the opportunity to stay in the cozy, warm settlement but…not you.
You were a tough nut to crack. It took a lot of time for you to trust Joel. He used to sit in that cabin with you while on his patrols - Tommy would show up sometimes, too. He’d just sit with you, talk a little, the way you’d do with a stray dog in a shelter. He’d bring you warm thermoses full of soup or tea and sandwiches for you to eat, and he was just patient.
And it was pumpkin pie that finally got you to come home with him. He brought you a slice one day, and you scarfed it down quickly and asked if he had more. “Nope,” he answered. “Gotta come back to Jackson f’ya want more. Got all the pumpkin pie you could eat.”
You mulled it over in your mind more than you ever had. And this was after weeks of Joel visiting you, bringing you food, sometimes dry wood to keep your fireplace warm. You didn’t trust him yet, but you didn’t…not trust him. And you really wanted that fucking pie.
It was your choice to live with Joel, too. When he brought you back, they offered to put you in a house with other girls around your age. Nope. You wanted to be with Joel. Somewhere deep down, you know you picked him to be yours before he picked you to be his. Doesn’t that make you a little responsible for where you are now?
“Yeah, alright, Pumpkin. I guess I could make some room for ya,” he winked.
“Breakin’ rules here,” Joel murmurs. “It goes dinner first, then dessert. Right?”
You ignore him as you swallow your bite. He’s only teasing. And besides, this is not a battle he wants to fight. At least you’re eating, anyway. Joel puts his hand on your knee and speaks softly, “I shouldn’t have gotten on your ass the way I did.”
“No. You shouldn’t have,” you snap, and Joel feeds you another bite of pie. You take the fork and eat the rest of the slice quickly, then lay back down and flip over.
His poor, sweet, tender-hearted girl. Don’t you know that attitude of yours is only gonna get you in trouble? Joel thinks it's just where you’re at in life - he thought he knew the world like the back of his hand when he was your age, too.
Joel turns your face and wipes your tear-stained cheeks, all swollen and raw. Eyes rimmed red as more tears well up, then spill down, back into your hairline. “Oh, sweetheart. What am I gonna do with ya?” he sighs, gently thumbing away those tears again. He wipes a few crumbs of pie crust from your lips, too.
You sniffle and shrug, avoiding his gaze. A hiccuping sob escapes your lips. “S'okay. Drink some water,” Joel tells you, pulling you upright. He gives you the glass, has you take a few sips, and he notices the way you look at his hand between your thighs. He notices your muscles twitching, eyes widening…knows exactly what you want as he rubs his thumb over the skin. Joel knows you want him to fuck you, to make you feel good, because you always feel better after he gets you off. Presses your little reset button. He’d reckon those pretty pink panties of yours are a little soaked, too. Poor thing. And isn’t this part of tonight’s problem?
You can’t get anything past Joel. You’ll never be able to.
“Daddy–”
“Not tonight, kiddo. Y’lost them privileges.”
“Please,” you beg. Joel takes your glass of water and sets it down on the nightstand.
“No,” Joel bites, pulling his hand away. He pulls your blankets over your shoulders, then turns off your lamp. “Daddy’s gonna have to think of a way for you to earn ‘em back.” He kisses you on the forehead, saddened by the way you turn away from him. “I love ya with my whole heart, Pumpkin, but you are gonna learn that there are consequences for your actions. Now get some sleep.”
Joel takes the glasses and checks to make sure the baby monitor is on, then leaves you. A night of sleep will be good for you both.
But it is a hard night, isn’t it? You spend the night tossing and turning - Joel can hear it on the tinny, crackling speakers of the receiver. He doesn’t rest any easier either, so he gets in the shower late at night. Maybe the distant noise of the running water will soothe you to sleep.
He washes his hair and his body, then grips his cock tightly in his fist. He strokes himself slowly, top to bottom and over and over again, building to a quicker pace in short time. “Ohh, Pumpkin,” he whispers, cumming over his knuckles. Joel rinses himself off and dries himself, then checks on you in your bedroom - you’re out like a light. Good. Fuck, he hates fighting with you.
In the morning, you tiptoe down the stairs, stopping first behind the wall to steal a peek at Joel before he sees you. He’s got breakfast made already - French toast, eggs, hash browns. You take your place at the table, yawning as you twirl a fork between your fingers. “Mornin’, sweetheart,” Joel murmurs, pressing a kiss against the crown of your head. He serves you a large helping of breakfast, your Felix the cat cup is already filled with juice. “Sleep okay?” he asks, sitting next to you and serving himself.
You shrug.
“Yeah, me too,” Joel agrees. You and he eat in silence for a couple of minutes, the only sounds being the chirping birds and the cutlery scraping against the plates. Joel finishes his food before you do, and when he does, he gets up from the table. You watch him set his dish by the sink, then grab a couple of papers or something from the counter and bring them back to the table. “Been thinkin’ about how you can earn back your privileges,” Joel begins. Your attention is immediately caught by a few shiny, sparkly papers, decorated in little stars. “Stickers,” Joel explains, peeling one off and sticking it on your nose. “See?”
“Mhm.” You grab the packs of stickers, but Joel tugs them back.
“Ah, ah, ah. Can’t have those yet. You gotta earn ‘em.” Joel shows you a larger paper next, something he made and drew up himself. ‘Pumpkin’s Honey-Do List’.
“What’s honey-do?”
“S’a chore chart,” Joel explains. “Honey, do this for me. Honey, do that. Get it?” You nod. “We’re gonna use this chart to keep track of your chores, okay?”
Before you answer, you take some time to look over the chores Joel wants you to do. Sunday through Saturday Joel wants you to tidy your room every day. “Every day?” you whine, thinking of the enormous mess sitting in there right now. It’s gonna take for fucking ever to deal with all of that.
“Every day,” Joel answers. “F’ya stay on top of it, it’s not much of an issue. Been tryin’ to tell ya that, Pumpkin.”
The rest of the daily chores listed are no surprise. Do the dishes, set the table, make the bed, sweep. But there’s some new ones at the bottom of the chart - dust all the shelves and baseboards, wash the windows, mop. Joel explains that they only have to be done once at some point this week.
“You’re gonna work on these every day,” Joel says. “And I’m gonna check to make sure you did ‘em all, and if you did, you get to put a sticker down. And if we fill this sheet up by the end of the week, I’ll make ya feel good again. That’s how you can earn back your privileges.”
You think about it, looking over the chore chart. Joel’s all capital letter handwriting, and the silly pumpkins he drew at the top of the chart. “Hey, you,” Joel taps your arm. “We square?”
You still don’t know. You don’t know why you’re hesitant. You’re just…that’s just who you are. Stubborn, indignant. A rebel with a heart of gold.
“Psst. Take the fuckin’ deal, kiddo.”
“Okay, Daddy.”
Joel holds out his fist, pinky finger extended. You wrap your pinky around his, and then he brings both his and your hands to his lips and kisses your knuckle.
You get started after breakfast, cleaning up your room while Joel takes care of some other stuff around the house. It’s not so bad when you have a goal in mind and a better attitude about the entire thing. It goes by quickly, too, and you feel better when your room is put back together. You don’t know why you let it get so bad. Maybe it’s reflective of your mood.
Dishes come next, and it’s made easier because Joel cleans as he cooks. It’s just a matter of washing and drying a few plates and forks and glasses, then putting them back into the cabinets. Sweeping comes after that, and then you’re done until dinner tonight when Joel needs the table set.
It is nice to walk through the house with him as he inspects your work. The concentrated frown on his face as he looks in your closet at all your clothes all hung up and folded neat, and the way it splits into a smile of approval. “Y’did good, kiddo,” he murmurs as he kisses your head. It takes you a moment to decide how exactly you want to place the stickers down, but you like doing it. It’s going to look so pretty when it’s filled in.
Tomorrow is the same, and the next day, and the next day. Joel does his walk throughs every evening, and then you do your stickers at the table. “Mm, doin’ some neat patterns there, I see,” Joel says gently.
“Mhm.”
“Very pretty, sweetheart. I’m so proud’a ya,” he smiles. “Couple more days, right? Finish strong.”
When you wake up on Friday, you feel excited. There’s really not much in your room to clean, not much to sweep around the house, not much of anything to do, really.
…Until Joel reminds you about the specials. “Ahem,” Joel says, pointing to the chores at the bottom of the chart. “These need’a get done, too.”
“Oh, fuck.” You cover your mouth before Joel has a chance to scold you. “Sorry.”
He makes a face at you, but he lets it go. If letting a dirty word slip is the worst thing you’ve done all week, then so be it. You probably picked it up from him, after all.
Joel quickly makes you a sandwich at the counter, then slices it in half and puts it in the fridge. That’ll be your lunch later. “Uncle Tommy’s coming by today,” Joel says. “But don’t think you can sweet talk him into helpin’ you with those chores, Pumpkin. This is still a punishment.”
“Mhm. I know, Daddy.”
“Good girl.” Joel kisses you quickly on the cheek, then he’s out the door. “I love ya. Be home later.”
When Joel leaves, you go upstairs and shower, then pick out something to wear - just a pair of shorts and a tee, neither of which you particularly like, but that’s okay. You don’t want to dirty your favorite clothes. After checking your list, you get started with dusting first. You’ll work top to bottom, and then do the windows at the very end, per Joel’s suggestion.
Dusting is tedious. It’s tedious to take every little knickknack and tchotchke off the shelves, but you do like the way the wood sparkles after you wipe it clean. And it feels better, too. There’s a noticeable difference when you clean the place, like you’re washing away everything bad that’s built up over time and starting anew.
You pause cleaning briefly to eat the sandwich Joel made you, and then you’re back to cleaning, on your hands and knees as you wipe the baseboards. You still have some tall cabinets and shelves to dust, but you’ll figure that out later.
The back door opening startles you, and in comes Tommy, handsome as ever and smiling so big when he sees you. “Hiya, sweetheart.”
“Hi, Uncle Tommy,” you greet. You feel Tommy’s eyes on you as you dust, tracing over every inch of your figure. It’s awkward as you clean and Tommy stands there. You’re not exactly sure what he was sent here to do. Maybe he’s your babysitter or something.
He peruses the house, and you wonder what he’s thinking. You have a more difficult time reading him than you do Joel, though that doesn’t mean Joel is always easy to read, either. Tommy notices your chore chart and smirks at it. Good fucking god.
Baseboards are done now, so it’s time to finish those cabinets. You drag a chair over to the kitchen counters, but even with the added height, you can’t reach the tops. “Uncle Tommy?” you ask.
“Yeah, honey.”
“Do you know if Joel has a step stool or something around here?”
Tommy holds up a finger before he’s off to check for you. There’s nothing in the closet, nothing in the garage, either. “Don’t think so, sweetheart.”
“Hmm…”
“Whatcha thinkin’?”
Joel would throttle you if he knew what you were about to do, but he’s the one who didn’t account for your inability to reach the tops of the cabinets he wants cleaned. You hoist yourself up onto the counter top with a rag in hand, wobbling as you stand up tall.
“Woah, woah, woah. Let me use the chair an’ I’ll get ‘em myself, darlin’,” Tommy says as he stands behind you, his fingers tapping against your legs as he gets ready to catch you. He gets a nice look up your shorts from this angle, too, llikes the lace on your panties. “Gonna crack your goddamn skull open, girl.”
“You’re not supposed to help me,” you tell him, frowning at how disgusting the tops of these cabinets are. “Ew.”
“Says who?”
“Daddy,” you answer.
“Ohhh. Daddy says so, huh?”
You sigh, “Yep.”
Tommy rolls his eyes. “Get down, honey. I don’t like ya up there like that.”
You know better than to argue with Uncle Tommy. He’s fun, sure. But he does have the authority to do whatever Joel does to you, too. Joel’s made it clear that when Tommy’s around, you are to listen and obey him the same as you listen to Joel himself. You turn around and bend down slowly, feeling nervous and unstable on your feet. “C’mere, sweet pea. I gotcha.” Tommy grabs your waist and steadies you, grunting as he helps you down.
“Can’t believe your old man’s gotcha doin’ all these chores without any music,” Tommy says. You shrug, and Tommy’s off toward the living room where Joel’s got a turntable and some vinyls. He puts them on every once in a while, but you’re not always into the music he picks.
Tommy puts on Jim Croce and does a little dance that makes you giggle. He wiggles his hips and snaps his fingers, biting down on his bottom lip. “Alright,” Tommy claps his hands together. “Let’s get to work.”
He takes the rag from your hand and stands on the chair, dusting the tops of the cabinets himself. “I appreciate this, Uncle Tommy, but you really shouldn’t…if Joel finds out–”
“You gonna tell on me, sweetheart?”
“N-no…” you mumble, shifting your weight from one foot to the other.
“Then your daddy won’t find out,” Tommy replies.
He finishes the cabinets quickly, then gets off of his chair with a grunt. “Okay, darlin’. What else ya gotta do?”
“Uhmmm…” you trail off, mentally tallying the chores you’ve already done. With Tommy’s help, you’re just about finished. “Windows are last,” you tell him.
Tommy nods. He grabs a spray bottle from a closet as well as two squeegees, then hands you one. “You wanna do the outsides or the insides, sweetheart?”
“Insides,” you answer. “I’m not supposed to go outside without Joel.”
Tommy makes a real show of looking around, raising his eyebrows and squinting dramatically. “Funny, darlin’, I don’t see Joel anywhere,” he says, then pauses. “Why don’tcha wash the outsides and get some fresh air, honey?”
“Okay,” you smile. Tommy gives you the spray, then opens the door and tells you to meet him at the kitchen window. You feel exhilarated as you leave and round the house, loving the sun on your skin and the breeze in your hair. When you meet him on the other side of the window, he motions for you to spray yours down, which you do. Then Tommy opens the window and reaches for the spray, then shuts the window. You flinch when he squirts it at you, and laugh when it hits the glass and not yourself. Tommy winks, then squeegees his side of the window as you do the same.
He nods his head to motion to you to go to the next window, where you and he repeat the routine. You do the same with the next one and the one after that, and when you’re finished, you come back inside and rest on the couch.
“Think that means we’re ‘bout done, huh?”
“Yep,” you answer, then pause. “You won’t tell Joel, right?”
Tommy sits next to you and zips his lips. “M’not a narc, honey. So we get to put stickers on your chart now, don’t we?”
You shake your head. “Nope. Joel has to do a walk through,” you explain.
“Ahhhh,” Tommy nods, understanding. “So whatcha gettin’ for fillin’ in all the stickers?”
Your cheeks heat up at the question and you shy away from Tommy, which makes him laugh. You have no poker face at all.
“Uh huh,” Tommy winks. “Oh, I get it.”
You squirm in place a little, wondering if you should talk more about it. You kind of want to, honestly. Joel tells you that you can tell him anything, but you know you can’t. Not just anything. “It’s been a week,” you admit finally to Tommy, and immediately you feel relieved to have someone else to talk to about this. About Joel. “Well, almost. Tomorrow makes a week.”
Tommy scoffs. “Well shit, kiddo. Your old man’s a fuckin’ hard ass.” You shrug silently, and Tommy raises an eyebrow at you. “You can agree, y’know. Ain’t gonna hurt. An’ I won’t tell him if ya do, either.”
“A little,” you admit, quietly. But Tommy hears, and he smiles.
“Can’t go a day without it, myself,” Tommy tells you, stretching out on the couch a little. He rests his hand on your thigh, drawing little patterns down to your knee and back up again, patterns that make your skin tingle and make you feel funny inside. Nervous, excited…in almost the same way Joel makes you feel nervous and excited. But there’s an added layer here. You know you shouldn’t be letting Tommy do this to you.
“I think you should reward yourself, ‘f I’m bein’ honest. You did all your chores, after all. Right?”
“...yeah.” Uncle Tommy has a funny way of making the guilt in your belly disappear, if not for just a moment. It’s in the way he speaks and the words he chooses, and it’s in his sparkling brown eyes and his charming smile.
“Why don’tcha go to your room and take care of yourself, then? Hm?”
You shake your head. “Joel - Daddy says I’m not allowed to,” you reply.
“Ohh. Not allowed to do it by yourself.” Tommy clicks his tongue and turns his head toward you. “S’too goddamn bad. Joel’s gotcha on a short fuckin’ leash, don’t he?”
He slides his hand up your thigh, inching his pinky finger past your shorts. Tommy likes the way your breath hitches in your throat when he traces the thin, damp fabric of your panties with just his fingertip. Sensitive fuckin’ girl.
“And you’re really hurtin’ for it too, I can tell. A fuckin’ week, good lord,” Tommy whispers, then pauses before speaking again. “Well, I’d reckon you’re not doin’ nothin’ wrong by lettin’ Uncle Tommy make ya cum, huh?”
“I-” you stutter, “I really - I don’t know, Uncle Tommy.”
Tommy grins, his eyes so warm and so black, so endless. “Oh, sweetheart. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with it in my book.” He wriggles his fingers up your shorts a little more, and slips them past your panties. That little gasp when he touches your lip, lightly teasing you there. Good lord.
“Then s’gonna be our little secret,” Tommy whispers. “Somethin’ special, jus’ for me and my sweet girl,” he says. “How ‘bout that, darlin’?”
You nod before the little voice in your head telling you not to do this becomes too loud. You can trust Tommy, right? He wouldn’t do anything to get you into trouble with Joel. And like he always says, what Joel doesn’t know won’t kill him.
You can’t ever pull one over on Joel, but you can try. And if Tommy’s right, and he probably is - you’ll succeed.
“Good girl,” says Tommy, pulling your body into his lap. He unbuttons your shorts and pushes them down your legs, then cups your pussy with his large hand. You sigh at the relief that comes with the pressure, resting against Tommy’s chest. “C’mere, honey. I gotcha.”
You spread your legs for him and he rubs you through your panties, just lazily at first, feeling you dampen the fabric. He traces your clit next, “Oh, fuck,” you moan, leaning into him. “More,” you gasp.
Tommy slides his hand under your panties, touching your bare heat. You’re so fucking warm and so fucking wet, with that pool of arousal he’s created. And it didn’t take much, did it? No, no. Of course not, not when you’ve been starving for it for so long. Longer than a week, too. Tommy knows the way you look at him and what goes on in that head of yours. And if he were a betting man, he’d bet that when you do summon the courage to get yourself off on your own fingers, despite Joel’s rule, that you’re thinking of him. Maybe not every time, but enough.
“Uncle Tommy,” you moan, eyes squeezing shut as you arch into his touch. You rock your hips as he circles your clit, reaching for his thick bicep. You hold him tightly, whimpering, “Oh my god.”
“Y’wanna hold onto me?” Tommy chuckles quietly, rubbing you slowly. “You can hold onto me, sweet pea. M’not goin’ nowhere. Jus’ you and me right now, sweet girl.”
He’s so warm, and he smells so fucking good. It’s nice to be in a pair of arms that are safe and dangerous, but different from Joel’s safe and dangerous. You watch yourself in the freshly cleaned windows, all wrecked as Tommy pleasures you.
He’s sliding his fingers down your seam next, then pushing two into your entrance. And it’s when he curls them rhythmically, looking for that special, sweet little place deep inside you, that you really start to moan. “Relax,” Tommy whispers, squeezing you tightly. “Hold still, honey. Be good.”
Tommy shifts the positions a bit so he can rub your clit with his other hand while fucking you on his fingers. It’s not long before release is right around the corner, with all of that hot, sparkling pleasure blooming deep in your gut. Your thighs begin to shake and twitch, “You cum nice for me now,” he whispers. “Show Uncle Tommy how hard you can cum.”
And that’s all it takes for you to fall apart, crying out loudly as he fucks you through your orgasm. Tommy doesn’t let up until you’re a shuddering, gasping mess, until he’s made certain that your needs have been met. A goddamn week, he thinks. That’s fucking ridiculous.
“You cum so pretty, sweetheart,” Tommy whispers, pulling his fingers away from your cunt. They’re all shiny and drenched in your arousal, and he brings them to his lips and sucks them clean. He pats you twice and you get up and off of him, all shy and bashful as he stands up and stretches, his rock-hard erection bulging through his denim. “Fuck, look whatcha do t’me,” he groans, pressing his palm against it. “I’m off, kiddo. Gonna let me leave without a hug and a kiss?” he asks.
You wrap your arms around his thick middle quickly, perhaps needing the hug more than Tommy even does. You kiss his cheek, and Tommy squeezes your ass. “Alright. Keep outta trouble, honey. I’ll see ya when I see ya.”
A few hours later, Joel’s barely got a foot in the door before you’re taking him by the hand and leading him through the house, showing him how well you cleaned everything. “Jesus, girl. Can’t a man eat dinner first?”
“No,” you answer. “Look at the windows.”
Joel laughs, “I know, I see ‘em, Pumpkin. They’re sparklin’.”
“And the baseboards–”
“Are nice and dusted, I see it all, sweetheart. You did good. Wanna go get your stickers?”
You show Joel that you’ve already got your stickers and your chart in hand. “Go ‘head and put ‘em on then, honey. Y’did good,” Joel says, then pauses as you put the rest of the stickers down. The only one that’s missing is dishes and table setting for today, but that’s because it hasn’t been done yet. Joel tells you he trusts you, and you can put the stickers down anyway. “And you did do it all by yourself, right, Pumpkin?”
“Mhm,” you lie.
“An’ if I ask Uncle Tommy if he helped, what’s he gonna tell me?”
“No,” you lie again.
“Good answer,” Joel replies, then pauses. “Did you play with yourself this week?” he asks.
“No.”
“Promise?” Joel asks. “Did anyone else play with ya?”
“Nope,” you tell him. Joel smiles, then kisses you on the head and sits down on the couch as you admire your chart. You join him on the couch, sliding onto his lap instead of taking your usual place right next to him.
“Hey, you,” Joel smiles. “What’re you makin’ me for dinner, hm?”
You shrug. “I’m not even hungry,” you tell Joel, and he makes a face.
“Sure you’re not.”
You think you know what that means, what he’s doing. He’s deliberately quiet, waiting for you to ask for what you want. But you say nothing as you sit on his lap, eyes wide as you wait and wait and wait for what you’ve earned, squirming on his lap a little. “Whatcha so squirrely for?” he asks finally.
“You know, Daddy.”
“Mmm. Don’t think I do,” Joel drawls. “M’not a mind reader, Pumpkin.”
But you’re too shy to say it out loud. So you take Joel’s hand and stand up, yanking him with you. He groans as he stands up, knees cracking. You hold his hand as you lead him toward the stairwell, “Where ya takin’ me?” he asks.
“Mmmuhno,” you mumble, walking up the stairs with Joel trailing behind.
“You dunno, huh?” he teases, amused as you take him towards his room. “Mmm, Daddy’s room. Okay,” he sighs dramatically. “Guess it’s bedtime, since Pumpkin says so. And I was gonna let ya stay up an’ everything, but alright.”
You’re such a quiet, shy girl as you sit on the end of Joel’s bed, swinging your feet as he undresses himself. You pull at a string on your shorts, waiting for Joel to get the hint. You’re sure he does, but he’s just dragging this out, the same way you are, really.
Joel, standing naked except for his boxers, turns to you. “Y’look like you’ve got somethin’ on your mind, sweetheart.”
“Mm-mm,” you lie, unable to hide the smile that makes your lips curl up.
“Oh, I think ya do. Wanna tell me what it is?” Joel asks.
Finally, you relent. “Did I earn back my privileges?” you ask, biting down on your smile.
Joel chuckles. “Was wonderin’ when you’d ask,” he says, leaning in close. He puts both of his hands on your knees, squeezing you there. “Yes. You earned ‘em back, Pumpkin.”
You hum in delight and smile so big, then whisper something in Joel’s ear. “Well lie on down, then,” Joel murmurs. “You know what to do.”
It takes no time at all for you to take off your clothes and lie on Joel’s bed completely naked, legs folded in half and swaying side to side as you wait for that inevitable dip in the mattress that comes from Joel settling between your thighs. It arrives all in good time, and Joel spreads you wide so he can devour you alive.
He pushes your knees toward your chest and wears a crooked smirk at how anxious you look, ready for him to start. You’re wiggling your fingers, fidgeting with his comforter. Joel teases you with a couple of kisses pressed against your knees and your inner thighs. “Daddy,” you whine, pushing your hips toward his face.
“Oh, I know, I know,” Joel murmurs, quieting your whines with a kiss to your pussy. “Iiii know, sweet baby girl.” He licks you from bottom to top with his tongue flattened, dragging it slowly through your slick folds. And Christ, how swollen you are - poor thing. But you did it to yourself, didn’t you?
“I am so–” Joel interrupts himself to suck on your clit a little, “So proud of you, Pumpkin,” he says, “My girl. You did so good for me, baby.”
His beard tickles your inner thighs as he kisses you all over, then goes back to your clit. He circles it a few times with his tongue, then licks lower, burying his tongue in your soft, dripping entrance. You reach for his beautiful aquiline nose as he fucks you on his tongue, drawing up that gorgeous slope and past his forehead, tangling your fingers in his curly, graying hair.
“Daddy,” you moan, whimpering for Joel as he drags his tongue back up and down your folds. He builds a rhythmic pace then, circling your clit repeatedly, all while allowing you to rock and grind against his face. He guides you orgasm quickly, savoring the way you gush into his mouth, your clit throbbing beneath his tongue.
You’re fucking soaked, a mess of both Joel and yourself. Joel shoves his boxers down his thighs, erection springing against his soft tummy, and swipes his fingers through your folds. He collects your arousal on his hand, then uses it to coat his hard length. “Ready?” he asks, hovering over you.
“Mhm.”
“Y’wanna help Daddy put it in?”
You nod quickly. Joel knows you like to have some semblance of control over the pace at which he enters you, so he likes to grant you that. Not always, though. Sometimes he’ll split you in half just to remind you of who’s in charge here, usually when you get a little mouthy or something like that.
You take Joel’s cock in your hand, tracing the bulbous head and the veins that climb up the shaft. You tilt your hips and drag him through your folds, sighing softly at the way you tease yourself.
“You’re killin’ me here, kid,” Joel grunts, taking your wrist in his hand to stop you.
“Sorry.”
“S’all good, baby.”
You notch his tip at your entrance. “Your turn, Daddy,” you tell Joel softly.
And in he goes. He slides into you slowly, filling you with the entirety of his length. “Ohh, big stretch. Attagirl,” he praises, grunting as he bottoms out.
It always takes you a minute to get used to him. You do your little routine, make your little faces as you squirm and get used to his cock stretching you out, and when you’re ready, Joel begins to move. “Watch,” he says. “Look, look. Wanna show you something,” Joel tells you softly. You lift your head as he pulls out, his thick length all coated in your arousal. “Ain’t that somethin’?”
“Yeah,” you agree, letting your head fall back again. Joel braces himself on his forearm as he thrusts back into you, building to a slow pace. He’s in no rush, really, not when he’s sliding his big hand up your waist and over your ribcage and squeezes you there. He could crush you, you know. His delicate girl. He could do it.
Joel bends down and skims his mouth and the tip of his nose over your breasts, taking time to wrap his lips around both of your nipples. He loves you so much, the elegant, gentle shapes of your body. All of those curves, all for him.
The special way he fucks you - nothing comes close to this. No matter what, good day or bad, this will always be yours and Joel’s to savor.
His cock is dragging against your g-spot, his pubic hair grinding against your clit. It’s all becoming too much, too sensitive for you to even cum. But Joel tells you to anyway. “Can’t, Daddy,” you whimper.
“Sure ya can,” Joel says. “S’been a week, honey. I know you’re needin’ it.”
But are you, though? Not really, when Tommy took your punishment and reward into his own hands and made good and sure that you were well satiated before he left. And with the orgasm Joel pulled from you using his tongue, well.
“One more, nice and big,” Joel encourages. “Show your daddy how hard you can cum on his cock, huh?”
Funny. Didn’t Tommy say the same thing?
Joel rubs your clit in practiced circles, coaxing along your release as he thrusts into you harder, faster, and deeper. And then it’s happening, and Joel’s name is spilling from your lips in breathy moans as you cum so hard on his cock, feeling indescribably full as your pussy pulses around him. It’s such a weighted, overwhelming feeling, and it washes over you in wave after wave. “Oh, baby girl.” Joel’s right behind you, breathing your name as he milks himself with your cunt, spurting rope after rope of his cum. “Take it nice an’ deep f’me,” he says, and like the most perfect girl you are, you take it all.
Joel pulls out of you, not worried about the cum that spills on his comforter. It’s seen better days anyway, he thinks.
After you both come down, Joel breaks the silence. “Think we should redo our date?” he asks, still breathing heavily.
“Yes,” you answer.
“I think so too,” he says. “Go pick somethin’ pretty to wear, and meet me in the shower to get cleaned up. Maybe we’ll see Uncle Tommy there or somethin’ too, huh?”
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more dark daddy!joel here
anyway, i love ya. thank you for reading ♡ please dirty talk me in my inbox and reblog, because your words go a very long way in keeping me motivated to write. wouldn't be doin' this without ya.

aaaand the cat tax. remember that when it takes me a while to publish a fic, THIS IS WHO IS MAKING IT DIFFICULT TO DO SO!! okay!! do you see this! he's sitting on my arm like a fuck. fricken gizmo.
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Godddd levs around because a) I gave him food and b) I was asking him what I can and cannot post on. uh. a post I just wrote on a different blog. Anyway.
Holy shit I was predicting that it was his energy that's absolutely freezing. Like. I'm physically freezing. And he keeps telling me nah its just getting into winter into Ireland... NO I WAS WARM BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE I FEEL LIKE IN IN FRONT OF AN OPEN FREEZER
#Me be like. OOUGH#He be like mmm eggs on toast... Don't care.... Mmm#~abyssal murmurs#- oh my fucking god of course he's fucking over here eating eggs while I happened to be thinking about aldrich and gwyndolin G o d
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── LITTLE SURPRISE 🍓
...or mother's day with your husband.
🍓 pairing: farmer!rafe x farmer’s wife!reader
🍓 summary: how farmer!rafe and reader’s first child came to be.
🍓 warnings / tags: fluff, smut, unprotected piv, MDNI! WC: 1k
🍓 author's note: how farmer!rafe and his wife ended up having their first child!! thanks to mother’s day.
FARMER'S WIFE MASTERLIST RAFE MASTERLIST
you woke up to the feeling of rafe's lips pressing kisses on the back of your neck, causing the hairs there to rise as you let out a quiet gasp, still half-asleep. your husband hummed out a deep chuckle as his lips attached themselves onto the smooth skin on your shoulder, biting and sucking on it.
"mmm, rafe, we're not teenagers 'nymore, hickies are tacky..." you mumbled, your voice still laced with sleep as you turned around in his arms to face him, looking at him with half-lidded eyes, "what're you starin' at, cowboy?"
"i got you something." rafe grinned, sitting up in bed, and you were sure rafe stretched his muscular abs on purpose while he was reaching for something from the nightstand, pulling the top drawer open and swiftly closing it, before he sat back up and handed you an envelope, "what's this?" you asked in amusement, "open it and see."
you rolled your eyes, ripping the top part of the envelope open. inside, there was a... card of some kind. you pulled it out, your brows furrowing when you read the text on it.
happy mother's day!
"rafe, do you have something to tell me?" you asked with a humored chuckle, "because last time i checked, we don't have kids, and i'm not pregnant."
before you were able to react, rafe grabbed the card and the envelope, throwing them onto the ground before picking you up by your waist with such ease it made you squeal, and forcing you to straddle his lap, "not yet." he said in a gruff voice, his hand sliding up your thigh as he looked up into your eyes, "but i think i can change that."
the oversized shirt that you wore to sleep was pushed up to reveal your tits, one of the hardened buds sucked into rafe's mouth as his hips rocked into you, a gasp falling from your lips with every thrust as you threw your head back in a bliss.
your hands were tangled in his hair, tugging on the strands as if trying to get him to speed up, to be less gentle with you, while your husband simply chuckled against your sensitive nipple, causing shivers to run down your spine. "use your words, sweetie..." rafe mumbled, detaching his mouth from your nipple, pressing a kiss on the sensitive bud, "poor girl... so sensitive..." he tsked in a slightly mocking way, looking up at you with a dazed look in his eyes, thrusting into you. "what'd'ya need, dove?"
"need..." you moaned, "need'ya, rafe..." you tugged him closer, making him chuckle again, giving another harsh thrust of his hips, making you gasp, "all you have to do is ask, love..."
rafe pressed his lips on your neck, one of his hands sliding down to your clit, and you could feel his thumb starting to draw circles on your clit, the pace and occurence of his thrusts speeding up, "you're gonna look so good with my baby growing in you, dove..."
"god, rafe..." you moan, arching your back off the bed, rolling your hips to meet his thrusts, too blissed out to even know what's going on "i've wanted this for so long..."
every ridge and vein on his cock felt like pure heaven as the tip of his cock kept kissing your cervix, your gummy walls starting to clench around him as you felt yourself getting closer and closer, the room filled with the lewd squelch of your pussy whenever he thrusted into you.
"god, i love you so much..." rafe mumbled into your neck, his teeth nipping at your soft skin, the headboard of your bed starting to bang against the wall. the hand that was on your clit stopped its movements, making you let out a disappointed whine that only seemed to egg him on. rafe moved your leg to rest on his shoulder, stretching you out before his thumb went back to your clit to continue what he'd been doing before.
the new position let him get so much deeper, your shared bedroom filled with your moans and your husband's ragged, groaning breaths. "rafe, 'm close, 'm close..." you whined, your grip on his hair tightening. "come for me, dove, come for me..." rafe moaned, "need to feel you come around my cock, sweetie... need it..."
you felt yourself come undone, the knot in your stomach coming undone, your gummy walls clenching around rafe's cock leaving him weak and groaning as he tried to drag himself out of your tight walls, only to plunge back into you, making you let out a loud whine.
"gonna cum..." rafe mumbled as he drew back slightly, before thrusting back into you until the head of his cock met the spongy spot inside of you, "gonna give you my baby..." he drew back, and thrust back in, "gonna make you a mama..."
once again, he drew back, but this time, the words he was trying to let out were muffled by the intensity of his orgasm, causing rafe to groan as he spilled warm spurts of cum into you, his cock throbbing inside of you, every vein throbbing at its own accord, your husbands breaths heavy and intense.
when rafe finally started getting down from his orgasm, he grinned, his softening cock still inside of you as he looked down at you, a sheen of sweat covering your skin, "you're so gorgoeous..." he pressed a soft kiss on your forehead, "can't wait until you're all round and full of my babies."
"you do know that once we have babies, it'll be harder to have time for this, right?" you grinned.
"i'll find a way." rafe grinned down at you, bringing the thumb that had been on your clit to your lips, making you taste yourself, "i always find a way, dove."
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Enhypen's reaction when you ask them to run an errand, but they refuse because they’re cuddling you (or just horny )
cw: suggestive, physical touch, nsfw-ish, domestic au, clingy bfs, light possessiveness, makeout session down bad bfs, playful banter, skinship
wc: 1.2K
AN: LEMME KNOW WHAT YALL THINK!
𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐇𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧𝐠
Heeseung is half-asleep, his head resting on your stomach, one arm draped lazily over your waist while his fingers skim absentmindedly up and down your thigh.
You hesitate for a second, watching his slow, relaxed breathing, before deciding to just get it over with.
"Babe," you whisper. "Can you run to the store and grab some milk?"
Heeseung lets out the longest, most dramatic groan, snuggling deeper into your stomach like a lazy cat.
"Noooooo," he whines. "I’m too comfy. My body is one with the bed."
"It’s just a quick trip—"
"Babe," he peeks up at you, his voice low and raspy with sleep. "Would you really make me get up right now? Look at me. I’m so comfortable. So warm. So soft."
You blink. "Did you just describe yourself like a heated blanket?"
"I did. And you love it."
You roll your eyes, threading your fingers through his hair, and he hums in complete bliss, smiling sleepily as he presses a kiss against your stomach.
"Mmm. That’s right. Keep doing that. Forget about the milk."
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐠
His lips are hot and demanding against yours, hands gripping your waist so firmly that your body melts into him with every passing second. His tongue slides against yours, his body pressing you deeper into the couch, heat rolling off him in waves as his fingers trace fire across your skin.
You sigh against his lips, your mind foggy, your body buzzing—
"Babe," you murmur. "Did you remember to grab the eggs?"
Jay freezes.
Pulls back just enough to blink down at you, his expression so bewildered you’d think you just said you were leaving him for his best friend.
"Did I—what?"
You blink up at him, breathless. "The eggs. From the store."
There’s a long silence. Jay stares at you, his hands still firm on your waist, his lips swollen from kissing you senseless—and then he just laughs.
A disbelieving, almost offended laugh.
"Baby, I have you pinned under me, sporting a boner, about to eat you out, and you’re thinking about eggs?"
You open your mouth to respond, but he’s already shaking his head, leaning back in to press a teasing, open-mouthed kiss against your jaw.
"You’re lucky you’re cute," he murmurs against your skin, trailing kisses down your throat, nipping playfully just to remind you of what you almost ruined.
The eggs can wait.
𝐒𝐢𝐦 𝐉𝐚𝐞𝐲𝐮𝐧
Jake is practically glued to you, his arms locked around your waist, his lips pressing slow, lazy kisses along your jaw.
"Babe," you murmur, trying not to get distracted. "Can you grab the package from the mailroom?"
Jake freezes mid-kiss, then groans dramatically, burying his face in your neck.
"Ughhhhh. No. My body stopped working. I'm paralyzed."
"Jake—"
"Shhh," he cuts you off, pressing another kiss to your skin, softer this time. "Just let me love you."
You ignore him.
Jake pauses. Then kisses you again—slower, warmer, needier.
You ignore that too.
He pulls back slightly, pouting. "Are you seriously thinking about the mailroom right now?"
You bite back a smile. "Yes."
Jake gasps, full offense activated. "I am literally kissing you and you’re thinking about a package??"
He flops onto his back, dragging you on top of him, sighing dramatically. "Fine. I’ll go. But when I come back, you owe me."
You laugh, finally leaning down to kiss him. He smiles against your lips, victorious.
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧
"Hoon, can you run to the store real quick?"
Sunghoon doesn’t even look up from his phone. Instead, he just pulls you onto his lap, his arms sliding effortlessly around your waist, his cold fingers slipping under your shirt as he tugs you flush against him.
"Mm. No."
You shiver, his fingers tracing slow, deliberate circles along your spine.
"Babe," you exhale, already losing focus as he leans in, lazily pressing his lips against your jaw, your neck, your shoulder—
"Shhh," he murmurs, his voice smooth, low, distracting. "Why would I go anywhere when I have you right here?"
His hands roam lower, slower, his lips trailing soft, teasing kisses along your collarbone, smirking when he feels you tense under his touch.
"The store’s not going anywhere," he mutters against your skin, his lips grazing just beneath your ear. "And neither are you."
𝐊𝐢𝐦 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐨
"Sunoo, babe, can you go buy some dish soap?"
Sunoo gasps. Loudly. Like you just asked him to walk barefoot across a field of glass.
"Wow. So you’re sending me out into the cruel world while you stay here, warm and comfortable?"
You blink. "The store is literally down the street."
"ANYTHING could happen!" He throws himself dramatically onto your lap, clutching his chest. "What if I get lost? What if I get kidnapped? What if I trip and fall, and no one ever finds me?"
You roll your eyes, pushing at his shoulders. "Baby, please—"
"No, no. It’s fine. I’ll go. Just… if I don’t come back, tell my story. Make sure they know I was a loving boyfriend, taken too soon—"
"SUNOO."
"Ugh, fine." He sits up, sighing dramatically, then leans in to kiss your cheek. "But only because I love you. And because we need dish soap."
𝐘𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐉𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐰𝐨𝐧
Jungwon has you completely trapped under him, one leg draped over yours, his arms locked around your waist, and his face tucked into the curve of your neck like a human-sized koala. His soft breaths tickle your skin, warm and steady, his entire body molded against yours as if you’re his personal pillow.
You hesitate for a second, feeling a little guilty for disturbing him, but you really need him to run a quick errand.
"Babe?" you whisper, brushing his hair out of his face.
He hums sleepily, tightening his arms around you, pressing himself even closer if that were even possible.
"Can you pick up the dry cleaning?" you try, running your fingers through his hair in hopes of softening the blow.
Jungwon makes a small grumbling noise, nuzzling into your neck.
"No," he mumbles against your skin.
"Jungwon."
"Nope. Can’t. Physically impossible."
"Babe, it’s literally five minutes away."
"That’s five minutes too far from you," he murmurs, pressing tiny, sleepy kisses along your shoulder, his fingers slipping under your shirt to trace lazy circles against your spine.
You sigh, heart melting at how ridiculously clingy he is. He hums in satisfaction, his lips ghosting over your collarbone, fingers still drawing slow, soothing shapes on your back.
"See?" he whispers, kissing his way up your jaw. "Just stay here. With me. Forever."
You’re never getting that dry cleaning.
𝐍𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐚 𝐑𝐢𝐤𝐢
"Riki, can you go buy some batteries?"
Silence.
You glance over. He’s sprawled on the couch, eyes glued to the screen, completely ignoring you.
"Riki."
Nothing.
You nudge his leg. "I know you can hear me."
Without looking away, he grabs your wrist and pulls you down next to him, locking an arm around your waist.
"Shhh. Important scene."
"Okay, but after this—"
"Mmm."
"That’s not an answer."
He nods absently, still not listening.
Frustrated, you grab the remote and pause the movie.
Riki slowly turns his head, eyes narrowing. "You did not just do that."
"I did. Now, about the—HEY!"
Before you can finish, he grabs you, drags you onto his lap, and unpauses the movie, trapping you against him.
"Nope. You made your choice. Now we’re both watching."
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