DAD, in a LESBIAN BAR: HM. THERES SOMETHING OFF ABOUT THIS PLACE.
DAD: THIS LESBIAN BAR HAS NO FIRE ESCAPE! ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES!
MOM: wuts her porblem
(source: simpsons)
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found this in the art room at my hs
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actuwually, i’ll say it.
i’m fuwucking TIR:3D of all th:3s:3 trans-cast:3 tr:3nd:3rs. youwu ar:3 making R:3AL TRANSCAST:3 P:3OPL:3 LOOK BAD!!!
most of th:3m ar:3 juwust lowbloods who ar:3 j:3alouwus of highbloods! youwu CANNOT B:3 FUWUCKING TRANSCAST:3 IF YOUWU DONT HAV:3 H:3MODYSPHORIA!!!
“ wahhh i wanna b:3 fuwuschia b:3cauwus:3 i shouwuld ruwul:3” SHUWUT UWUP BRONZ:3 BOY YOUWU AR:3 LIT:3RALLY CUWULL BAIT!!!!
youwu ar:3 not trans-cast:3 withouwut dysphoria. :3nd of story.
🐾mod n:3p:3ta🐾
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:33 < Nepeta Fanart by my bsf!!!! @juggalonaut
its so cool n i luv it smmm pls show dem sum luv and reblog !!! <3
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Nepeta but it kinda looks like Scratch art
This was just a quick doodle my friend wanted me to post on here
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DAVE: taking acid while pregnant to awaken my fetuss consciousness and make it psychic
GAMZEE, IN THE VENTS: HONK
DAVE:
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Caliborn: YOu'RE TRANSMASC? I uNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. IF I WAS BORN FEMALE I WOuLD DO THE SAME. JOIN THE WINNING TEAM.
Caliborn, to someone else: BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOuR PRONOuNS? THERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER.
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EB: there’s a girl on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and i am super intimidated.
EB: she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i can’t.
EB: that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine she is. at it again.
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DAVE: *time loop* does anyone know if we have today tomorrow
JEGBERT: *depression* does anyone know if we have today tomorrow
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Karkat: WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER I SEE YOU EAT, IT'S SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE BUILD GRIST BREAD OR SOPOR PIE?
Gamzee: ThEy HaTe To SeE aN iNoVaToR cReAtE a MaStErPiEcE
Jade, taking a bite of fully irradiated steak: it's like no one knows how to take care of their body anymore!
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Davesprite: love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny
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DAVE: as much as i would love to keep talking
DAVE: there is currently an extreme thunderstorm warning
DAVE: approaching at mach jesus
DAVE: so i’m going offline for a bit
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