#modernproblems

[illuminatingfacts]

I hate when people text me: 'call me.' 🤦‍♂️ From now on, I’m calling back just to say, 'text me,' and hanging up. 😂 Petty level: unlocked!

[lmhf]

Car Dents in Hell!

There aren’t many things in the modern world as frustrating and upsetting as getting your car smashed.

For many Americans, their car is an extension of themselves.

Getting hit in your car feels like getting punched in the face.

Then, just to make it suck even more, your insurance company won’t cover the accident—or your deductible is so high it makes your insurance useless.

THE LMHF Solution: Put a funny sticker on it!

Splat on a Wile E. Coyote or Thor’s Hammer.

If you’re going to have to drive around with a dent, you might as well laugh at it—and make others laugh too.

[carloselrojo]

[millshakes]

people dont jest as they used to. I suppose because being a court jester isnt an actual profession anymore but why dont anyone continue for the love of the game??

[atrobella]

I feel like the more I’ve complained recently about being broke, the more army recruitment adds I’ve been bombarded with.

[surfgirlbobi]

#modernproblems

[clicktobuythings]

⚠️🤯 Mind Blown: You're Swimming in HOW MUCH EMF?! 🤯⚠️

Okay, deep breath, but seriously... did you know we're exposed to 100 MILLION TIMES MORE EMF radiation than our grandparents?! 😱 From our phones to Wi-Fi, microwaves to power lines, it's EVERYWHERE.

And the science is getting scary. A recent review at UC Berkeley found that just 17 MINUTES of phone use daily over 10 years is linked to a 60% increase in brain cancer! 💀

EMFs aren't just a minor annoyance. We're talking:

🧬 DNA damage

🤯 Hormone disruption

😫 Stress proteins

🤰 Negative effects on fertility

🧠 The CDC even says there's a high probability EMFs cause TWO kinds of brain tumors.

You can't just unplug from this modern world, can you? 🔌🚫

But what if I told you there's a way to fight back? 💪

Introducing the Defense Bracelet! ✨ This isn't some tin foil hat nonsense. This bracelet is packed with 36 powerful minerals that generate negative ions. Think of it like a personal force field, neutralizing and deflecting the positive ions of harmful EMF radiation.

✅ Keep enjoying your tech without the worry. ✅ Protect yourself from the invisible dangers of our modern lifestyle.

🤯 Why haven't we heard more about this?! 😡 Get ready to be angry... Big Telecom lobbyists are dropping $132 MILLION A YEAR to keep politicians quiet about cell phone safety. They're even contributing $18 million directly to members of Congress! 💸 It's like Big Tobacco all over again. They've even managed to get the US government to STOP FUNDING EMF research since the 90s! 🤦‍♀️

You can't unplug, but you can protect yourself.

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#EMF #Radiation #Health #Safety #Tech #Science #BrainCancer #DefenseBracelet #Affiliate #MustHave #ProtectYourself #ModernProblems

[cookedman99]

Pickup line for your crush

My body feels like it has erectile dysfunction when I see you.

#AwkwardFeelings #ErectileDysfunctionVibes #WhenTheMoodDies #FunnyButRelatable #CringyMoments #SocialAnxietyLevelMax #WhenYouCantEven #OverthinkingEverything #MixedEmotions #RelationshipStruggles #HumorInPain #LifeIsAwkward #WhyAmILikeThis #SarcasticHumor #ModernProblems #LoveLifeFails

[illuminatingfacts]

When the delivery fee is $150 😳🚚 Might as well just go pick it up myself at this point!

[ficus-green]

Why is it so hard to find a lesbian/bisexual girlfriend in real life?

[snekwhereugoin]

New avatar for fall, with my Instant Librarian blue light specs. . . . . . . . . #illustration #digitalart #digitalillustration #digitaldoodle #doodling #selfportrait #fall #decorativegourdseason #procreate #ipadpro #glasses #modernproblems #firstworldproblems #autumnalaf https://www.instagram.com/p/B2-kwihD753/?igshid=vekrspknet9l

[sciencehook]

| I'm dead from inside | 😝 Share your Monday blues mathematically 🤪 . . . #sciencegeek #sciencenerd #maths #math #mathematic #mathematical #mathstudents #mathnerd #mathmemes #mathematic #mathproblems #modernproblems #sciencehook #sciences #mathlover #mathematics #sciencelover #solutions #solution https://www.instagram.com/p/BzX7uDTDPlp/?igshid=objh3kap2tap

[mistergalaxywide]

I'm so full of microplastics I'm not gonna burn at my cremation: I'm gonna melt like a green army man

[sourcherrymagiks]

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