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Bad news alert:
I can’t reread some of my favourite buddie stories, because bucktommy has such a hold on me.
I was looking forward to read them!
I am ruined!! (temporarily)
#bucktommy#currentobession#firstworldproblems#fanfiction#meandmyobsessionchangelikethewind#buck x tommy#911 abc
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Would be winning at life if i weren’t trans. Like wtf do you mean your dicks so big it makes you dysphoric??? Suffering from success.
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compilation #3 some of these are like a year old so what happened in the meantime is that i did find my favourite pen after months (it was under the couch)
#why are so many of them brown?? ok brownboy#pete blabs#pete blabs in the form of diary comic#BUT THE WAY IN WHICH SHE GOT MY ORDER WRONG... THIS LITERALL Y HAPPENED TODAY SO LIKE#I ASKED FOR A CHOCOLATE DONUT YEAH?? SIMPLE SHIT?#ITS A STORE WHERE THEY FILL THE DONUTS ON THE SPOT RATHER THAN HAVING THEM PRE PREPAIRED#SO I GOT HOME N I WAS SO EXCITED TO EAT MY CHOCOLATE DONUT BC THIS IS THE BEST DONUT PLACE IN THE CITY#THEYVE BECOME SO EXPENSIVE OVER THE YEARS BUT I STILL GO THERE BC THYRE LITERALLY THAT GOOD#SO I BITE INTO MY DONUT AND ITS MARMELADE INSTEAD OF CHOCOLATE. AN IM LIKE OK WHATEVER THEY GOT IT WRONG ON ACCIDENT I CANT STILL EAT THIS#AND I BITE INTO IT MORE. AND ITS CHOCOLATE. AND MAREMLADE. LIKE A MIX OF THEM. HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN#AND IDK MAYBE SOME PEOPLE LIKE THIS BUT NGL ILL BE REAL.. IT WAS kinda disguisting IM SO SORRY#I ATE THE WHOLE THING BUT I SUFFERED THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH#PLEASE I WAS SO FUCKING EXHAUSTED AND LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT DONUT ALL DAY but ok im normal now#firstworldproblems
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The plumbers have been here all day!
I left so they could finish. It’s Saturday. All I want is to lay down on the couch.
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im soo close to becoming a black cas bg girly but i don't want to have to keep switching out backgrounds to make vids for t*ktok
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Kinda funny dumb white people all now horrified by child sex trafficking when they are the ones who have been banging everybody’s kids for centuries.
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i hate when i point out smth about myself like i told a story of how an old man said i have a boxhead like my grandpa and my friends immediately deny that i have a boxhead like yes i definitley do but its nothing to be insecure about but like i do have a square ass head y r u denying it is it ugly 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 idk and my bodyshape is like kinda boxy and airpod like and i know that and im not insecure about it as much as i used to be at least like let me embrace it dont let me be delusional idk dont deny it it bugs me so bad😭
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🔌 Phone Charger Drama
Me: accidentally touches charger for 0.00002 seconds Charger:
I AM BROKEN FOREVER. 💀
I shall only charge at a very specific angle. 🔄
Oh? You need me? NOT TODAY. 🚫
Also, I am now 100 degrees for NO REASON. 🔥
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I miss my lover. 🥺 And periods suck so much.
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Finding Humor in First World Problems
Let’s face it: we all have those moments when we’re irrationally upset because life’s tiniest inconveniences feel like the end of the world. But here’s the thing—these so-called “first world problems” can also be a reminder to laugh at ourselves, embrace our quirks, and focus on what really matters. As a pro-age advocate, I believe that with age comes wisdom—and maybe a little extra patience…
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My TV is bigger than my wall... Comment to add your funny woes
My phone is too new, I can’t find any cases. My water bottle is too big, It doesn’t fit in any cup holders.My TV is bigger than my wall…
#aliciasilverstone#cleanwater#clueless#diesel#firstworldproblems#flatscreen#gasprices#housingmarket#hydrate#iphone#samsung
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My middle name is like a side bitch; ain't no one recognize that in their initials. She be outta da the family photos but the babies be hers.
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Le mueven a la API o integración de spotify con Alexa y me joden la vida
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Apri il frigo pieno, scruti l'armadio straripante, sfogli la libreria sovraccarica e scorre infinite opzioni su Netflix... eppure ti senti come se non avessi nulla da mangiare, da indossare, da vedere o da leggere. 🤦♂️😂 #FirstWorldProblems #VitaModerna #ScelteDifficili #Humor #MemeDelGiorno #Relatable
#FirstWorldProblems#VitaModerna#ScelteDifficili#Humor#MemeDelGiorno#Relatable#FunnyMeme#DailyStruggles#FridgeProblems#ClosetProblems#BookLovers#NetflixProblems#DigitalLife#LaughOutLoud#TumblrHumor
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My sims family of 7 members is driving me crazy
#my cat had twin kittens...#p#i had to hire a butler a nanny and a gardener... sigh#FirstWorldProblems
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