mawichandoodles

[heyaitsame]

Esfir is a monkey and looks up to Spider-Alex.🥹

[blizzardbeaches]

Aim like a #jedi not like a #stormtrooper • #justsayno to #monkeybutt (at Dolsot House) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cmz8wYWLvLr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lexaknoxville]

party lover boy - Chris Pontius

“𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝘆𝗼, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲” - 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶 𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀

pairing(s) | Chris Pontius x reader

summary | just some headcanons of being Party Boys gf 😚

warnings | kissing, blood, the usual jackass stuff

REQUESTS OPEN!!! MASTERLIST!!

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• this could be me being delusional but, i think he’s actually a really gentle man

• well you know how he is normally, but i see him being an absolute sweetie to you

• plays with your hair 😫 i can see him running his fingers through it, helping with a curl routine if you have one, and he LOVES if you get it done all nice and pretty (definitely a sucker for braids)

• will randomly show up to your house as bunny the lifeguard, just to get a laugh out of you

• IMAGINE TRAVELING WITH HIM FOR WILDBOYZ!!!

• def the type to throw bugs and random shit at you, then feel bad if he actually upsets you (it’s best to act upset, if not he’ll keep doing it 😟)

• secretly a sucker for the cheesy shit like sharing a milkshake, matching bracelets, etc

• jokingly he’s not joking flirting with steve-o just to mess with you

“y/n you’re great and all but, me and steve-o have a special connection” - chris with that goofy ass smile on his face

• will see a pretty flower while he’s out wondering around and brings it back to you

“ i saw it and thought you would like it, here you go!”

• he’s so cute omg

• BEGS you to get your nipples pierced with him, i can see it now omg

“babe we should totally get matching nipple rings”

• will pull some random fun fact out of his ass, and then be shocked when you didn’t know

“chris, honey, what are you talking about…”

“YOU DIDNT KNOW?”

15 minute rant follows

• randomly pops into your room with your bra and underwear on

(constantly scolding him for breaking the clasps on your bras, so he buys you new ones)

• a REALLY GOOD KISSER

• i feel like he’s a gentle, slow kisser, really likes to take his time with it

unless he’s drunk, then it’s sloppy and fast

• comes home bloody and you have to clean him up, yall are STOCKED UP on first aid stuff

• calls you nicknames like baby, babe, angel, and the random shit like monkeybutt, and pumpkin 😭

• loves pop music, don’t play with me

• i KNOW he blasts Britney Spears in the car if you want him too 🤷‍♀️ i don’t make the rules sorry

UGHH THIS IS ALL I HAVE RN, BUT I KNOW MORE WILL COME TO ME SO BE READY FOR MORE OF THESE 🙏

CHRIS PONTIUS MY KING

for @tonymarias 🫡

[acommonloon]

Friday evening patio chilling. The doggo is a sweetie when she isn’t trying to savage a ground hog. Now she’s hunting lizards. They are speedy, she got no chance but is entertained.

<sigh> will have to check her for ticks. Have pulled 4 off her so far. Can’t wait to miss the little monkeybutt!

[maretriarch]

big art wip dump under cut to free my soul with madman rambling explanations below

okay so this one was a concept for a barbie and kelly matching fall outfit set, i still really want to get to it one day. barbie in a nice giant camel overcoat and turtleneck dress, and kelly in a striped hoodie and jorts over winter tights and the whole thing tying it together would be that. kelly is dressed themed like a monkey (lighter brown patch on the sweater for instance, monkey ear earmuffs and a tail beltloop and also her jorts would have a babboon butt patch on the pockets lol) bcs like. as a child of the 2000s i used to wear a lot of bobby jack also my mom used to call me monkeybutt as a nickname also its cute. and barbie would be a bananna. because she is tall and blonde and its funny.

this was going to be a matching set for a request about bald vriska/rose. something something cueball head. really wanted to practice perspective on these ones but couldnt quite wing vriskas arm or mouth. was going to put either something funny inside roses magic ball or like a winter wonderland snowglobe scene.

lolita inspired takes of the maid godtiers. porrim as a victorian era maid with the full bustle. way more lacey than actual maids would wear of the era lol. wanted to give her one of those big fancy iron teapots and yes. she was going to be doing the black butlor pouring tea over head pose. jane as a sweet lolita type maid with like icing trim and chocolate dripping and i was either going to do her trickster palette or like. lots of baby blues, deep blues and chcolately browns. her themed treat is one of those little serving carts w all sorts of cakes on there. aradia as a classic type of maid linens and cotton and a big sheepy bell etc etc but her whole thing was she going to have like a RIDIC huge petticoat like MASSIVE and even biggger hair than depicted like. the fluffiest sheep in the world. also cute little bloomers to match. her matching treat was going to be an apple pie annnd u can kind of see it but shes using her psionics to serve up a slice with one of those. pie. serving. utensils the weird triangle things idk i wanted to be gilded to match her bell.

[dead-litebulb]

🐛 🧑 🌑 🌕 ⚔️ 🤔

:D (Again, thanks tumblr for deciding asks dont need notifications on mobile for some reason) Already answered the monster that i like the most, so I'll give you the monster i have the most conflicted feelings on, the Oogler or whatever that tall thing in the bones biome is. It's got a cool design until you reach it's pink monkeybutt, it's got those hollow eyesockets that catch your attention and make you see that this thing is indeed a threat, and its all eerie like the boneyard around it. Then it stays still for a second before jumpscaring you. And it always gets me with the jumpscare. >:( Fave named NPC, im gonna instead tell you who I think would have been my fave if they had actually done anything with her. Lana, they just...did nothing with her. The entire Apex plotline honestly, it was turned from a desperate story of fighting for freedom and survival against all odds to a feel-good one where the underdogs are winning with little effort. Lana came so late in the story that she was just a commander in a simple battle mission and instead of giving her anything truly unique she was only a shopkeeper in the outpost when she returned there with you. Which biome makes me want to run through it screaming? Hive. >:( They're all so slow to mine with basic manipulators and the fact that you can find them so early means my normally abundant patience for digging gets drained real quick. Encountering one on the surface just makes me turn around and try the other direction. Biome to stay forever in, now thats easy. Foundry. Give me a hard hat and let me work there forever. Weapon of choice in modded starbound is the harpoon gun from frackin universe. It's very fun, exploitable early game, and a challenge late-game. In the base game I like spears with flurry. SECOND-most memorable thing in game since the other ask had this too. The completion of my floating kitchen. In the base game, you can simply set up a cooking station and wee little stove. With certain mods, however, you need a billion cooking stations to make a pie, which necessitates a huge amount of space. I usually just build wooden structures, so verticalizing is hard to make pretty. I achieved this anyway by slapping it onto a cloud and calling it done.The screenshots were lost with my computer reformatting along with the build itself, but I remember that as one of my proudest creations in the game.

[patrik6090]

I don't want one!!....

But dad :(

I'm getting one anyway I'm gonna name her monkeybutter the 1st😊🥰

I....

NO!!!

That's bad!!¡!!!

[saintwaif]

Can’t stop calling my dog mr. Monkeybutt prime minister send help

[aucklanzd]

Baboons

Trousers optional

[bahhumpug]

In The Time of The Blue Ball by Manuela Draeger is one of the weirdest books I've ever read. Ever. It's written with the crazy logic and settings of dreams where time is counted by different colored balls, a woman who invented fire keeps them in jars, a tigerlike cat or a tiger lives in a stairwell, a dog plays in an orchestra of flies, & motionless baby pelicans litter the streets as they wait for mother pelicans to be created. I scoffed at first & thought I'd dnf, but somehow I got caught up in the rhythm of these strange stories. If you're looking for weird & something that'll test the limits of your imagination, check this out. * #funaekreads #funaekbooks #instabooks #instareads #pugsandbooks #bookreview #dorothyproject #smallpress #booksintranslation #translatedfiction #translatedbook #monkeybutt https://www.instagram.com/p/B_V8aIcAEFy/?igshid=3nv4ltvkye3x

[cnflnc-atelier]

Up Tenderfoot on to Monkeybutt 🐒. So many good trails so little time!! #adventureneers #monkeybutt #tenderfoot #mtb #mtbtrails #scmba #adventureeveryday #exploresummit https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf7qYiNM_yG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[dexterfrench]

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Eight month ago… #grantfrench #puppylove #monkeybutt #tbt #throwbackthursday https://www.instagram.com/p/CRoGJ6uJ9pG/?utm_medium=tumblr

[ritarigs]

Joints, orients, and monkey butts. Come check out my stream! Live in 15 minutes!! #rigging #monkeybutt #streamer

[stevehatguy]

#APEril #apes #apebutt #monkeybutt #monkeyshines #cartoonapes ##cartoonists #cartoonistsofinstagram #artistsoninstagram #ipadpro #ipadproart #procreateapp