#monster truck hippie grandpa

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So obviously you like poly, which is awesome. But if you had to break people up into single pairings, what would your favorites (or least favorites) be?

HMM INTERESTING. It's hard to actually rank pairings because I want different things from every ship! And talking about ships I don't like always feels negative and boring so instead I will just hand you an assortment of relationships that are fun or entertainingly dramatic to rotate in my mind.

((Dutch/Tennie gets special kudos for being a canon ship that I genuinely love, haha. In an over-the-top zoom zoom smash action show, seeing a relationship based on mutual respect and shared interests was unexpected and a very nice feeling! I love them. A+++ artistic/engineering power couple, five stars, would have soft emotions about again.))

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wait oh no I have more thoughts about Supernatural and Kansas (the state not the band)

First of all the last season was a perfect opportunity to do something with Kansas history or lore. The season 5 finale was in Stull Cemetary, a real actual place rumoured to be haunted about an hour away from where I grew up. Where was that energy for the series finale.

The Clutter family murder is widely regarded as one of the first cases to make "true crime" a Thing™. The murders took place in Holcomb, Kansas.

The fact that there's a racist truck episode but no mention of "Bloody Kansas" at all...quick summary Missouri was a slave state Kansas wanted to be a free state. people from Missouri came over and tried to vote in Kansan elections. everyone started fighting each other. Fun fact, abolitionists in Lawrence were surrounded so they had guns shipped to them but put a bunch of bibles on top so when the boxes were opened it would look like they were just bringing in bibles.

It kills me inside to say this but the Jayhawk. Sam and Dean hunting the Jayhawk is stupid enough to actually be on spn but location-appropriate enough that I would be satisfied.

Kansas is a great place to find fossils, as it was once an inland sea. We even have this “fish-within-a-fish” that was found!

Wow, so cool, look at that awesome fossil. It’s housed at the Sternberg Museum, which also has animatronic dinosaurs. Where am I going with this? Maybe, instead of having a stupid episode about Dean and Sam going to blue filter dinosaur past, they could have chosen to be sexy and had some monster bringing the animatronic dinos at the Sternberg to life and eating people. and maybe then I would get to see Sam geek out about the “Fish-Within-A-Fish”

I need you all to understand that Lawrence, Kansas is considered a liberal hippie town. When I was considering going to college there my grandpa said, and I’m quoting, “Doesn’t get much more liberal than Lawrence”. You know how Supernatural loves to have Dean make fun of Sam for being healthy or whatever? The, the town is right there. It’s right there you guys. Like “Home” was a great episode but where’s my scene of Sam having an artisan salad at Wheatfields while Dean begrudingly tries one of their homemade pastries?

Not ONCE do they mention (former) governor Sam Brownback which is frankly unrealistic. They made Trump references and yet they expect me to believe these two men living in Kansas (at least from season 8 onward) have not made a joke about Sam Brownback. Okay.

They did their cowboy episode. In Sunrise WYOMING. Y’ALL DODGE CITY IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. The Chisholm Trail?! Abilene?! But no we had to go to Wyoming.

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what kind of car do you think the boys would drive if they had their own

i feel guilty because this ask has been in my inbox for like aweek lol but i got you!

-Jack: it’s old because he doesn’t really care what he’s driving (probably an old buick or something) and listen there are paint stains all over the seats because Jack apparently doesn’t know how to put lids on his shit

-Crutchie: one of thosemidsize cars that’s not an SUV but also not a van (like a toyota highlander orsomething)

-Davey: drives a mini-vanlike the mom he is (also it has plenty of room for roadtrips, though Specsusually drives because Davey hates the interstate)

-Race: a prius because our boy cares about the environment and let’s be real he’s basic

-Spot: he’s all about the aesthetic, so he probs drives an old vintage car like a ‘67 Impala (and he’s also a total Supernatural nerd) (also I love @fucking-petticoated-swashbuckler for being a fountain of wonderful Spot and Race hcs)

-Katherine: definitely a convertible (I can just picture Katherine with her hair up and her sunglasses on looking hella cool driving with the top down)

-Mush: a truck (one of those ones with the big tires)...he likes to pretend it’s a monster truck

-Blink: he doesn’t actually own a car, but he tends to show at various functions in ridiculously expensive rented cars (once was a porsche, another time some bentley, and no one knows where he gets the money or where he rents them from) 

-Elmer: drives a mini cooper, and he puts way too many bumper stickers and stuff on it (like those souvenir bigfoot ones you get at gift shops in the mountains)

-Albert: an old cadillac (it was a gift from his grandpa). it’s black, and he calls it his x-files car (even though there was no cadillac in the show...”it looks like what they should have been driving, Elmer, we’re driving off in style to catch some cryptids”)

-Romeo: no car, but he does drive a vespa scooter (it’s dark red, has a license plate that says “lovebug” (Specs claims copyright infringement)

-Specs: is the one driving a VW Beetle (it looks like Herbie the love bug, he’s proud)

-JoJo: doesn’t drive (he prefers public transportation, or he bums rides off his friends)

-Mike: definitely has a motorcycle (and he dirtbikes, but that’s another story for another day lol)

-Ike: like JoJo, he doesn’t like driving (but he does like riding on the back of Mike’s motorcycle, or jamming to broadway tunes with Crutchie in his car)

-Finch: I want Finch to drivea big van like the Mystery Machine in Scooby-Doo (spacious, comfy, perfect forhis stoner hippie vibe)

-Buttons: an old Ferarri that Spot loves and geeks out over ( @fucking-petticoated-swashbuckler has hcs of gold)

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Not to Homestuck or anything BUT

In light of the recent canon aspect analyses.........Texas+Time, Mike+Breath, Chuck+Mind, Julie+Void and Dutch+Space! :O  I don’t remember what I said for them last time and I can’t find the post anywhere, but OH MY GOD GUYS WE FINALLY HAVE CANON ASPECT DESCRIPTIONS I’VE WANTED THIS FOR SO LONG

Also, Kane is a Hope player and I’m terrified tbqh. Just like

........NO OKAY I’M PUTTING A CUT ON THIS SO I CAN YELL ABOUT MOTORCITY ASPECTS, NOT REALLY SO I CAN DEBATE IT WITH PEOPLE????  JUST BECAUSE I’M FULL OF SCREAMING

I mean hell, like, THAT sounds like a man who could conceive and create a miles-wide literal city in the sky, and then go on a relentless crusade for years to destroy the old “inferior” version. :T  Black and white morality, dreaming of a more beautiful future, driven first and foremost by their convictions.  Bonus: white and gold might not be the Deluxe colors, but it’s close enough I could kinda see Kane rocking it. :O

OKAY BUT ALSO like literally every word of the Breath analysis is Mike to a T and I’m dying, I CALLED that one.  That one I KNEW.  I remember saying that was a thing very specifically.

...................I don’t really have much to add to that, except for a lot of hearts because I love him, my good son.  

ALSO!!! ALSO OH MY GOD?!?!?! I SAID TEXAS SHOULD BE A TIME PLAYER BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY BUT OH MY GOD GUYS

TEEEEXAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!! TEXAS WITH TIME TRAVEL!!!!!!  

I’m super torn on Chuck, because now that we have descriptions I’m just kind of staring back and forth between Mind and Light and making a long, continuous groaning noise--but I mean.......

Chuck’s not big on his own identity as evidence by the way his biggest hobby is going out and pretending to be somebody cool and awesome and in control of the situation, so I really like that their identity is fluid point, too. :O  It feels kind of pat to give The Smart Guy mind, and like I said I’m just........gnnnghhh.  Light would also work.......

......buuuuuut also oh my god ALEX HARLEY is 1000000% a light player with NO debate involved.  God, my insufferable son.  Brief sidebar for OC time

^^^^^If anybody needed to know anything about Harley’s character, this Light aspect blurb calls him the FUCK out, like holy shit.  WOW.

............fussy, pedantic and insensitive, oh my god.  that’s my boy! TuT  It’s Chuck at his worst too, so I’m still kind of torn, but Chuck doesn’t seem as concerned with taking risks or being aggressive about seeking out knowledge for knowledge’s sake.  Strategy vs. academia.  This is the one I’m most torn about, but hey, that’s why these things are fun. :D

Dutch could probably also have been a void player, but space seems to be more based on creation and innovation, which is his jam! :O  HE MAKE!!! 

“Catch them recycling the old to make the new, the fresh, and the beautiful.”  I WAS JUST OVERCOME WITH FEELINGS ABOUT DUTCH, HOW GOOD.  Also fits his scorpion theme!  Dutch tends to be chill about stuff until the point he’s not, at which point he’s got a pretty sharp temper and he’s totally willing to lash out/fight!  “choose your battles wisely” doesn’t 100% describe Dutch, but I really like him and Space.  Feels organic.

Besides, Julie is a void player.  And not just because the blurb starts with “the secret-keepers of the universe”, although that certainly contributes

Where “a state of confusion” is a literal double-life and a conflicted and emotionally-torturous war between her found family and her born one, and “casting doubt on what is considered fully understood” is the way she questions the society she was brought up in!  GOD I LOVE HAVING CANON DESCRIPTIONS I LOVE HAVING CANON GUIDELINES FOR THINGS SO MUCH.

I’m super torn because I want to include Jacob and Claire, but also.....both of them are kinda Life aspect????? But I don’t want to repeat, but I don’t want to leave either of them out. >:T  Maybe Jacob dies early on and then JACOBSPRITE.  He’d make a pretty good sprite I’m jussayin.  NO WAIT OH, OKAY, how about....

Jacob: Blood :O  He’s definitely a mentoring, leading force for the Burners, but he doesn’t usually fight with them--he’s there to give support and advice.

“...Can often be found on a sinking ship” you mean like, advising and supporting a gang of five teenagers versus a terrifying man with an entire private army???  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  Which gives Claire.....

Claire doesn’t have nearly enough screentime in the show and it’s a goddamn tragedy, but also when we see her she’s usually supporting people!  Helping the Burners even though she’s not a huge fan, picking apart their problems for them, listening to Julie’s rants and offering advice.  And tbqh....

.....That’s pretty much Julie and Claire’s conflict in Julie and the Amazons???  Claire  finds something that makes her really happy, and when Julie is upset Claire gets prickly back at her because come on, Claire’s been in her corner since day one!

And last but not least, and even more fitting than Mike as a breath player, uh...........Red is a Rage player.............. 

what a shock.......

.................."They can be frustratingly difficult to convince otherwise when they have attached themselves to an idea”......”At their worst they are cruel, uncompromising and vicious”..... “IF THEY SOUND DANGEROUS, THEY ARE”.

 WELL BOY HOWDY I’LL SAY, SIGN ME UP FOR RED BUT WEARING PURPLE.

For the first time in a LONG time I’m dying to draw some Homestuck crossover content, aghghagh;ldksjf;alskdfj;aosiefma;osidf

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I used a randomizer to jump to random pages of my motorcity dump document last night, and did some illustrations!

......................geez I write a lot of Muckles.  :Tc

EDIT: why does tumblr make mspaint art so blurry???? it’s better full-sized. TnT

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For the AU request night: Werepire AU, wild magic

Jacob knows more old spells than anybody Julie has ever met.  Not that she’s ever met anybody who would admit to having magic.  If you can pass, In Deluxe, you do everything you can to pass.

She’s never had anybody to practice spells with before.

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Chilton 2.3

Jacob’s face softens a little bit under its craggy wrinkles. “...you’re a heck of a kid,” he says. “Anybody ever tell you that?”

“Yeah,” says Mike, fast and almost convulsive. He doesn't say the name, but he doesn’t have to.  Chuck winces and Jacob's eyes flick to the blue and white Kane Co. “K” on the front of Mike's jacket.

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I'd love to know/see something about Jacob takes in a stray? bc I'm a sucker for anything about Jacob's relationships to the Burners/basically anyone tbh

rollerskatinglizard said to livelivefastfree: Art for Jacob takes in a stray! 

heee! :D  I would do more than one since more than one person asked for this fic, but this ficbit is literally only one scene long, haha.  Not much to illustrate.

The kid backsup a step from the advance like a frightened mutt, glancing around like he thinks Abraham is going to jump out of an alley for him.  Jacob would bet he doesn’t even notice theway he sticks to the pool of sunlight from the distant dome above—like he’sscared the dark will burn him if he touches it. “Are we safe here?”  he asksinstead of answering.  “Is it—okay I’mhere?”

That guarded cautionis Deluxe all over.  No charity, upthere.  Nothing for free.

“...’Course itis, kid,” says Jacob.  “Come on in.”

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Further Observations

There are more than 3000 floors to Kane Co Tower, if the number behind Kane when he walks into his office are to be believed. The current tallest building the WORLD is only a couple-hundred.  WE GET IT DUDE YOURS IS BIGGER.

Casual reminder Texas punches the inside of his car to make it do things instead of pressing buttons

also he appears to have two gas pedals so he can just slAM BOTH FEET ON THEM AS HARD AS POSSIBLE

We see exactly one (1) female Kane Co. executive (excluding Julie) and she appears to be a very curvy middle-aged black lady who I have immediately decided is Claire’s mom

OKAY BUT IT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE THAT’S HOW CLAIRE AND JULIE ENDED UP FRIENDS!  Kane wouldn't let just anybody be his precious Julie-Bear’s friend!  Claire’s mom is part of Kane’s Board of Directors!  YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS HEADCANON FROM ME

Almost every time we catch a brief glimpse of Chuck’s eyes he’s making a face like >8C  like this boy is scared but also he is ready to Throw Down

Jacob has canonically created AIs that can feel loyalty, fear and kinship, and that can be moved by speeches/emotionally engaged.  

So honestly, we’re a go for any android headcanon anybody wants to throw around, lbr.

The face Mike makes when Chuck is like “I’d have to save you life and let’s face it, that ain’t gonna happen” literally breaks my heart EVERY TIME he’s so sad that Chuck’s sad oh my god.

related: the face Chuck makes when Mike pins the crown pin on his chest makes me UNBELIEVABLY GODDAMN EMOTIONAL holy crap he’s so happy

Rayon could literally punch me in the face and I would be like HAHA WOW

The Duke is REALLY PISSED about Mike accidentally wrecking one half-built car-frame, but literally fires fully-built limos out of a cannon at people.  WHAT IS THE TRUTH

Listening to Chuck babbling while trying to drive in Blonde Thunder like AT LEAST LET HIM SWEAR HE OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO HE IS DYING

LET CHUCKLES SAY FUCKLES 

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Anonymous said to livelivefastfree: old man jacob in grunkle stan outfit from gravity falls

laksdjf;laks I love that you felt the need to specify OLD MAN Jacob, like, wow.  I mean, you’re not wrong.  But still.  ;D

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note to self

Things to include in the burnerswap story: Abraham is full of huge ideas and spends a lot of time suggesting ridiculously ambitious projects to Jacob and getting a pragmatic kind of shrug and a “well I can try but I dunno if that’s actually possible, Abe” and getting SUPER FRUSTRATED

actually kind of like Texas bugging Dutch, which is not a parallel that had occurred to me.