It's Contagious
Itchy eyes, coughing, sneezing
shortened breath, fatigue, and wheezing.
Of all these symptoms I was clear
(except, of course, for crippling fear).
Rush to Costco, start to hoard.
Buy items I can ill-afford.
Grab all the water (Crystal Geyser)
& 16 pallets hand sanitizer
Events are canceled. Schools will close.
Don't touch your face, your eyes, or nose
I was locked inside; could not be safer.
'Til I was crushed by toilet paper
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