#moss is curious

[bosspigeon]

was anybody else disappointed this book wasn't actually about flumph mating rituals?

[lyricalpiece]

. : he’s gonna touch the eyebrows… : .

[wayfayrr]

Is yandere Tears on the table?

yandere tears is most definitely on the table <33 I've got the start of a yan!self-aware!Tears too, which I'll be working on when I can think of a way to make it more unique to the others (I'm thinking full giffany rn) I'll work on a formal set of hc's for him soon as well, but for now I've got a little drabble of him <3

“My sweet sundelion, why are you so eager to go?”

“The others think that this might be the final solution for me to go home and…”

“You want to leave?”

He sounds so choked up at the idea of me leaving, crying harder than I’ve ever seen him cry before and using my shoulder as the place to wipe them away. It’s heartbreaking, but he knew from day one that I would have to leave at some point I never hid that from him. I just never thought he’d get so attached. 

“I need too, I have so much back home and hyrule really isn’t safe for me - what are you-”

“No, no, no, no you can’t leave, you can’t, [name], [name] please, you, what if you forget me, or get hurt, or…no, no please you can’t leave, you can’t leave me.”

The familiar glow of his arm, granted it still looks different to how it did in game, and the tug on my shirt tells me what he’s doing in his desperation. Fusing us together in a last-ditch attempt to keep me from leaving, not that I could leave his side after everything; he wasn’t even patient enough to wait for an explanation. 

“Lilac, I’m eager to leave hyrule, not you.”

“But, but you’re still trying to leave, you, [name] I will do anything, anything to stay by your side, no matter what, how many rupees I have to pay, how much blood you would have me spill in your name.”

“Link, my little sherbert, you aren’t listening to me.” That made him pause, the tears are still flowing but now he’s looking at me rather than rambling on about worries he doesn’t need to stress over. 

“I’m leaving hyrule link, not you, never you. I was planning to ask if you would come with me, but I think I know your answer now.” “Well, you’re stuck with me either way now.”

“That’d be a better pun if you weren’t laughing through tears telling it.”

“What can I say, I’m living up to my name… and you love me for it anyway.”

“Yeah, I do, wouldn't change a thing.”

[synthshenanigans]

why does CJ have sm beef with the sun & moon tho like what is his deal

[happyheidi]

Flintholm (The Witches House) by Barry

“A mysterious little house deep in a forest, unknown to many people. Several stories and myths about this place?. It has taken me 4 years to find it.”

[strawbubbysugar]

If you were a playperson what sort of toy would you be? 🤔

[mossamore]

honestly just kinda of curious what YouTube is stopping Watcher from doing?

[evillillad]

i know i already posted ninas ref but here she is again with molly

LORE DUMPING BELOW SORRY

this is mollys "doll" form. i decided that MAYBE nina is a bit nicer to molly than i originally planned. like not straight up an asshole but more like a very strict, very emotionally distant mom. she doesnt beat molly but like.....she doesnt show affection... UNLESS molly goes baby mode and starts trying to like snuggle her or tries to do something nice for her (that doesnt end up with a huge mess) then MAYBE she'll crack a smile and call her a good lil doll. otherwise its very transactional their relationship. Nina can loan/control molly for hits but has to take care of her and molly can live on the surface and experience life but can never be free from nina(blood bond? pact? contract? idk but she is a demon devil thing, hence why they need nina as a carrier in order to use her, idk the laws of demon contracts but im sure home wouldnt be too pleased if wally decided to use another demon directly). nina refuses to acknowledge the fact that she did cry when molly got her a mothers day gift (it was a dead bear, yes a fucking bear. molly knew she needed something impressive. oh and also some wildflowers she picked. idk what happened to the bears body molly probs went freak mode and ate it idk).

Mollys very much a doll in this au. not so much a husk/numb but more like a blank slate. coming to this world, she knew nothing and was basically a feral scared animal, and nina was able to make her feel safe (stockholm syndrome much lol). so now shes bonded with nina and is kinda learning how to live. i imagine nina focuses more on teaching her respect and appearing proper (and of course controlling the beast tm) and not so much the emotional aspect of being alive. she'd def pick up on how to act and enjoy things and laugh and cry from the other members, and sorta bringing these emotions back to nina. how nina reacts to these newfound emotions changes drastically. molly was def locked up for several weeks after giving nina attitude. on the other hand she did start letting molly hold her hand after someone taught molly it was a way to bond with someone you care about. also shed a tear but wont admit it.

also yes she is wearing a collar. usually only used when out on a hit. but there nonetheless

ok byeeee~~~~~

I FORGOT TO MENTION THE MATCHING HEART SCARS CUZ THEIR CONTRACT OK NOW BYE

[bosspigeon]

don't have the energy to write is rn but just thinking about Moss and his low Int high Wis build, his proficiency in Insight, and Astarion telling him "Oh I was a magistrate it's all very boring"

He doesn't know what a magistrate is. He goes and asks Gale. Gale explains it to him. He asks Gale if magistrates are usually good with knives and picking locks and things like that. Gale says no, not usually. He goes back to Astarion. Stares at him unblinking for like a solid minute, big black eyes giving nothing away.

"Why are you lying?"

[mangoisms]

on the topic of that fic….. and as a general thing… the end of ruin and rising sucked so bad because of what it did to alina BUT i have a question… for those who read it and also did not like it…

i’m going to nix alina ending up with mal (anyone really) and ‘Settling Down’ at the orphanage BUT. i am curious on if she should 1) keep her powers or 2) still end up giving them up/losing them

like i suppose narratively it made sense for her to lose them but i think she could’ve kept them/still dispersed the summoning by getting rid of the amplifiers just so that shes Normal. you know? but i’m curious

if you’ve read the books (Please don’t vote if you’ve only seen the show), what do you think is best? keeping in mind that in this situation she is NOT going to marry mal and settle down with like. a dozen kids

(if you want to pick a secret third thing feel free to tell me!)

(what is she doing do afterward? idk actually. and yes i know if she keeps them she will likely have to grapple with still Being Alive and the religious aspect surrounding her but i’m just Exploring My Options right now and want a general consensus; but if anyone has any ideas for dealing with that i am also all ears!)

[wayfayrr]

I didn't know you had a cat. Can we see the kitty cat?

she is BABY and whenever I'm home she demands my full attention (which I am more than happy to give)

[synthshenanigans]

I'm curious as to peoples idea for what he'd do for the next power hour so

[These all being popular ideas or ppl he's mentioned]

This was all just a ploy to get you to read my info dump theory on the concept of a Chonny Jash Power Hour loser HAHAHA

Im joking tho. Not about my CJPH theory, that is very much real but I'm not forcing you to read it lol

However if you're curious, my inane rambles are further down :}

[Long Rant Post Below]

Okay so I'm gonna start with the basic idea I got it from; that being Nerd. Nerd already foreshadowed the THDPH & the WWPH [Even down to the last song for each of them] Not only that, but he references the stuff hes done in the past as well with a break/pause inbetween.

[This is what I mean]

The first three being all stuff he already did. BDG with Pocket, Tally Hall with Vol.1 & then Cage by Tim Minchin being the start the power hours.

The next two being the power hours he would do after this song [Memento Mori & Charlie's Inferno-Will Wood & That Handsome Devil]. But those are the only songs he would reference in Nerd, leaving no more clues as to what the last one would be. The only thing left in it is the video game references & Stairway to Heaven in the ending. [Which oddly enough also fit the pattern in a way. StH being about dying and the afterlife like Memento Mori & Chonny's Inferno and the video game references being all covers he made on his old channel]

While the VG refs could be a hint at a Videogame or Toby Fox Power Hour, I think at most, if its a clue at all, hinting at the next thing he does is recovering old songs.

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Next, a couple of his songs reference his past stuff. Fine, I'm Fine has a good amount of lines that vaguely refer back to songs from the before [heres a post that goes more into it that's pretty cool!!]. And more importantly Dear Machine references Pocket, Dream (Outro from Calamity) & wings of wax. Pocket being later used in Nerd & the mention of Icarus coming back in Art. Not only that, but the voice in the very end Thermodynamic Lawyer is the exact same [if not very close to] voice filter/effect he uses in Dear Machine. Even down to the British accent he does in it. [Tho it is fairly normal for a music artist to reference their older songs in their music so it could be nothing]

Speaking of Dear Machine tho, quick thing to add about it is that it shows he not against covering his own songs. While yea technically its just a different version of Ode of the Cog, DM,HtC in a way counts as a cover of OotC. Same goes for bargaining/compromise & The Ballad of Dr. Jekyll.

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Another idea with a CJPH is that in the CJFS discord theres a "Question of the Day" Channel. Where, as the name says, a Mod or Helper will ask a CJ related question & everyone can give their idea/imput on it. For Day 100, as a special fun lil thing, they asked Chonny if he wanted to give a question for that day. His question being:

And yes he does say that he doesnt plan on doing anything like that in future [if he even were to do it]. I fully believe he wasn't lying there & honestly I never saw him redoing any song ever until I had the idea of a CJPH [aside from stuff like Spring and a Storm & Storm and a Spring obviously]. But this is the best idea I could ever see him doing that. Also that question was from early August so a fair amount of time has passed. Whether thats enough time to equal "at least in the near future at all" I have no clue, but it is a thought.

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One of my last points [that I remember atm lol] is on how he would end the power hours. Cos like, while yea he does whatever he wants & doesn't rlly follow what anyone says or asks [which I 100% agree with & is completely valid btw], I'd imagine he'd still want to end the PHs with a bang. Which is why I originally didnt think the recent one would be Will Wood.

He's stated a couple of time that hes one of his favorite artist & he definitely knows that a huge chunk of his fan base listen to WW as well. So why not end with that? Why not end with one of the most requested artist people wanted him to cover? Why wouldn't he end with a power hour of the artist that was his #1 on his Spotify Wrapped? What else could he do after that? Well maybe he'd go with his #2 artist? WHICH IS JUST HIMSELF BBYYYY

Plus, the name Power Hour already comes from this:

So it's very likely he's had himself play multiple times in a row & had a "Chonny Jash Power Hour".

Of course theories are just theories so there's always the chance I'm wrong & just insane. And again he does whatever he wants whenever he wants so who knows what it'll be. I just think id be an interesting idea for him to do.

As for how a Chonny Jash Power Hour would look? Maybe each song being a cover of a song from a past album or single? I'd imagine one from the before. & Covered in Discontent [maybe Gothic Whore?]. Like remake Pocket since its been referenced so much, tho that's still just a BDG cover so who knows. the before. would be interesting just to see how his perspective has changed since he originally wrote those songs. Gothic Whore he already has 2 songs that have a story version & a him version so I can see him doing another.

I HIGHLY doubt he'd do anything related to Vol.1 as its his completely separate thing & he doesn't rlly wanna touch any song that's TH/HMS related until whenever he feels like starting Vol.2 [which is valid lol]. If anything I could maybe see like TWWAY, Special or maybe Greener? Or go a different route with the og I'm Gonna Win or like a more outta the box one with like Just a Friend [only cos be did a 20 second "cover" of it in Mucka Blucka]. Again, I do not see him touching anything Vol.1 related but still something to entertain ig? [4th TME cover; The Chonny Electric when/j]

Tho maybe he'd just remake songs that he he fully made [like the before. or Gothic Whore], since those are more of actual Chonny Jash songs rather than the others just being covers. Would be very cool to maybe see a remake of some of his Majora's Mask song tho [no this isn't me coping over HEAL not being on spotify shush]. Or maybe he'd do songs from his old stuff like Don't Take it Personally? [also not me coping over wanting that song on Spotify too]

Idk these are just my thoughts on the idea of a CJPH [or even a Can of Soup Power Hour/j]. Either way I am gonna say idc what he'd do, BDG or Streetlight Manifesto are my other guesses, but anything he makes is always rll good & fun so I'll be interested to see whatever it is.

But ya know considering I typed all this out in the span of an hour & a half I kinda hope im not wrong PFFT

[wild-moss-art]

good luck with the surgery!! I hope everything goes swimmingly and you come out of it a free moss, no longer shackled by this curse of biology!

Thank you buddy!! I hope so too 🫡 ill be real I am a bit nervous but I think that's normal. I hope it fixes me(well. it certainly will but I hope it also repairs me). I will update when I can 🙏

[moss-deity]

i keep finding these small, round, slug-like creatures on my plants and in spiderwebs around my house

anyone willing to try identifying them?

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari...i just read dear spring, stay forever and when i say it gen made me feel so much better... you just got me through the rest of uni im kissing you on the forehead i hope you know you do great things

MOSSSSS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE I AM SMOTHERING YOU IN KISSES N HUGS 🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂 if you feel a sudden warmth flow over you don’t even worry abt it those are the vibes i’m sending your way!!!

NO BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😭😭🥺 this made me smile like an idiot i am . so !!! happy!!!!! my silly little sashisu could bring you some comfort!!!!!! uni is hellish but we will survive 🙏🙏 just a couple months left now!! i’m cheering you on so hard!!! drink water and eat and rest and always remember that sashisu loves you specifically <33333