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babygirl you are 7 feet tall, built like two brick shithouses cemented together, and green. you are not subtle.
#pidge plays bg3#oc: moss#he peekin..............#okay we're in the gith creche so maybe the green isnt that noticeable#but the other things are for sure#gith are eensy
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What does Astarion think he's grabbing on? His ass? That concave tragedy? That flat deflated Hank Hill booty?
#as Pidge once said of Lacroix: dearth of cheekery#this is so sad#he needs an ass transplant#sam plays bg3
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i downloaded a recording software for this
#pidge plays bg3#this is the funniest shit#not only can the deep rothe climb the ladder#but there is an animation for the deep rothe sliding down the ladder ass first#im losing it#this is so fucking funny
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while i am hoping i can get past this crashing issue without completely sacrificing mods, i am willing to sacrifice most of them except for the ones needed to remove abs from basically everyone because i don't believe in abs from a moral or religious standpoint
#pidge plays bg3#ive mourned the hair ive given moss bc i want him to Look less like a self insert anyway#but im not ever going to be okay with astarion having abs
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a journey...
#pidge plays bg3#the way he sat at the bar all cool and confident#yes!! i am normal boy!!!#baffled by someone bigger than him#the thorms are all hilarious i love this band of freaks#if ketheric is not at least a third as funny as the other thorms in this place im rioting#also hello i once again had to backtrack several hours of playtime bc i made a mistake#freed the nightsong before checking out moonrise#WEH#oc:#moss
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what dumb tree/nature name should I give my self-insert Durge?
#pidge plays bg3#👁👁 not yet but soon#anyway my last self insert was juniper#which i think is funny bc teehee tree name#im debating aspen#laurel would be cute#or oakley/oak#tbh i think i like oakley#live oaks are kind of what the area i grew up in are known for so i think thatd be fun
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he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone 😩
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there is not a single thought in his pretty little head 😩
#pidge plays bg3#oc: vvornth#he's so fuckin cute i want to shake his dumb spiky brick head like a maraca and hear his singular brain cell rattle around
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#pidge plays bg3#HELLO I AM DECEASED#IVE BEEN WAITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HJAJHDTGH IM GONNA EXPLODE#sorry i know everyone's seen this by now but HGHGRHHGHRHG#anyway
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not my gay ass making lae'zel a single mother 🫣
#pidge plays bg3#oc: moss#congrats moss on becoming a trans absent father#i also included moss asking an invasive question#thankfully lae'zel is ALSO autistic and was happy to explain#he's fascinated#astarion is judgemental
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in other news i accidentally equipped gith armor on moss
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was anybody else disappointed this book wasn't actually about flumph mating rituals?
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Stinky!!!! >:[
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i love that when you tell Gale you're thinking murderous thoughts he's just "everyone's like that you're fine"
thanks, mom
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okay.... he kinda.... 👀
#pidge plays bg3#oc: moss#he did a very good job Not Killing That Gith Teenager#proud of him!!!#like sometimes he is 🥺#and then sometimes he is 👿#the duality..........................#he has layers............#green onion behavior.....
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hey who wants to guess who moss has the highest approval with
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