They ask what their contact name is - Modern AU pt.2
They ask you what their contact name is in your phone.
Tags: Fluff, bad humor (i'm sorry my sense of humor is ruined LOL)
Characters included: Professor Sharp & Professor Fig. ..
A small pt.2 to this post but with Professor Sharp and Professor Fig!
Had some cute ideas for this (AKA my terrible sense of humor is showing lol) and I thought I should share! 🖤
Taglist: @endeavour12345, @poet-lost-in-space
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People; Omg,,, Hyde is my poor little baby meow meow!
just a little guy who’s done nothing wrong 🥺
WRONG!
People are acting like Hyde wouldn’t punch them in the face, or curse them out for saying that.
Hyde is an asshole, who explicitly stomped on a kid and ignored her screams to go off and do whatever they were doing, and killed a man with hysterical pleasure, and a rush of adrenaline.
And those were the things they got caught for!
What the fuck were the unspoken things they were doing, for Jekyll to say that he was in wonder of his own depravity?
Fucker is a grown ass man!
They’re ugly! With pale, unhealthy looking skin, and hairy, knobbled hands. With a sharp expression, and a displeasing, creepy smile, that raises the hairs on the back of your neck. A husky, broken voice, timid but also bold.
(A contradiction, in and of itself.)
And with a face that makes even the most dry and unemotional of people angry; even to the point of wanting them DEAD!
Hyde is 20 years of repressed emotions finally allowed to let loose.
Yes, he’s short. No, that isn’t a problem for them.
Have you ever met an angry short person? A truly furious person. How about an angry short person who’s murderous? Yes? You have?
How about an angry short person who’s murderous and is dead sure they won’t face any consequences?
How about a freak, that even from a distance, is repulsive. Who hisses, and does not give a fuck about anything or one other than themself.
Call them a baby. I dare you. See what happens to your corpse.
Is he still your meow meow after beating someone unconscious, and laughing insanely?
Is he still your ‘little guy who did nothing wrong’ after he stabs someone? Watches the blood drain from their wound, and leaves them to die alone?
Are they still your ‘silly little guy’ when they whisper terrible things about others into their ears, and watch the ensuing fight with a wide, almost evil smile, and a hysterical cackle.
When they tear the flesh off of someone’s arm, just because they can.
When he dresses in drag, and fucks whoever they can, and spits at people, claws like an animal, and acts horrendously.
Are they still?
(What else do you think he did, over years of time with absolutely no consequences?)
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What is this genre of character called. Byronic heroine. Byronic villainess. Some secret crazier third thing, we will never know.
What we do know is that they would get along great and make the most unhinged band ever.
Characters ( from left to right): Lucille Sharpe ( Crimson Peak), Catherine Earnshaw/Linton ( Wuthering Heights), Bertha Mason Rochester ( Jane Eyre), and Rebecca de Winter ( Rebecca)
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