#mr. needlemouse

[prince-less]

I heard you were asking for requests… hmmmmm what if you drew shadow and “Mr needle mouse” that time when Sonic lost his memory temporarily and became a flirtatious gentleman in the idw comics for 5 seconds and everyone thought he died 😭😂 or metal sonic trying to eat a chili dog. Those both would be funny.

Whatever you choose to draw will be cool! Even if it’s none of mine lol

Shadow would not be able to handle it I fear

[sonicblog]

greetings mr. needlemouse is there any chance you know mrs. nesbitt?

[burningpironator]

little sonic

Alt:

And yeah! I have more of him

[princessterios]

Hi! How do you feel?

-a rabbit

... Holy shit is that Mr. Needlemouse???

[ultimate-guardian]

Reblog for more votes! 🗳

[sthcollectiontimemachine]

Behold the real Mr. Carrycar

[madychi]

SA2’s ending goes a bit differently in Sonic/Egg Swap AU UwU

[ninebaalart]

Mr. Needlemouses

theres this goofy lil guy in the concept art for sonic and he even has his own rom hack

[wundooms]

Is he supposed to look like that

[pico-digital-studios]

Into, Across and Beyond! Scripting: Paying Taxes

(Based on this)

Sometime following Tails of Trials, OMT!Tails and OMT!Mina were just spending some time in the former's home, when Mr. Needlemouse came a-knocking.

Mr. Needlemouse: Tails!

OMT!Mina: Wha-?!

Mr. NM: My taxes are due today, and I have no idea how to do them!

OMT!Mina: Erm, okay?

Mr. NM: You gotta help me!

OMT!Tails: How do you know I'm not busy with my own?

Mr. NM: Cuz I know in da back of my thumb ya didn't do 'em last minute!

OMT!Tails: I mean, I had to wait 'til January 22nd before this year's 1099 forms all came in, but...

Mr. NM: Please, bub! Ya gotta help me! I'd be on my knees if MCStudio had the drawing skills for it!!!

OMT!Mina: *sigh* Alright.

OMT!Tails: I'm sure with my brains we can get this sorted out in no time!

They headed inside.

Mr. NM: (So boooring...)

He followed them in.

OMT!Tails: Okay, so, first order of business. How much did you make last year?

Mr. NM: Wait, I was supposed to be countin'?

OMT!Mina: Didn't you get a W2 from your employer?

Mr. NM: Employer...?

OMT!Mina: Well, what do you even do for a job?

Mr. NM: ... Does robbing Melody Hill Zone and framing Beeman for it 24/7 count as a job?

OMT!Tails: Like, stealing money slash rings regularly?

Mr. NM: Yep!

OMT!Mina: Who even makes it that easy to rob?

Mr. NM: Easy! I have a professional conman disguised as a lawyer freeing my bum every time!

OMT!Mina: Well, I doubt we'll be getting a 1099 from said lawyer.

OMT!Tails: It's okay, though! We can still fill out the 1040 using your own accounting.

Mr. NM: So I was supposed to be countin'!

OMT!Tails: You haven't been keeping track? NM...

Mr. NM: Okay, okay relax! I got 540 something in Emerald Hill... stole 250 from the local retirement home... stole 25 thousand worth of gold in Calteron... and stole some of Aureya's tech and sold 'em for 20 bucks!

OMT!Mina: I seriously doubt the IRS is gonna tolerate that.

Mr. NM: It was in three different dimensions! Whatever crimes I'm accountable for there, I'm not accountable for here!

OMT!Tails: Anyway! Let's talk business expenses. Do you even have those?

Mr. NM: Well... I did sell Beeman to the Dark Webz and passed him off as a rare species of bee. Does that count?

OMT!Mina: The dark web?!

OMT!Tails: Why did you go selling stuff on there?! And that's not even an expense!

Mr. NM: Well, where else can you sell someone? The other markets deemed it "illegal" for ridiculous reasons!

OMT!Tails: You can't put illegal purchases and selling on your federal tax return!

Mr. NM: Why not?

OMT!Mina: For Gaia's sake...

A few minutes later, everything was sorted out and the signature was put on the sheet.

Mr. NM: Phew! That took forever...

OMT!Tails: You're welcome.

Mr. NM: Now all I gotta do is put it in the mail, yeah?

OMT!Tails: Those were the federal taxes. The dimension taxes should take no more than 5 minutes to-.

Mr. NM: Actually, I think I'm good!

He started walking to the door.

OMT!Tails and OMT!Mina: Huh?!

Mr. NM: I've decided I'm not paying taxes!

OMT!Mina: Needle, you have to pay your taxes!

Mr. NM: Why? It's not like they do anything.

OMT!Tails: Star Light was literally built with the funding from taxpayer rings and coins.

Mr. NM: Yup. And they used the money to build loop-de-loops and floating platforms. Which, granted, cool as hell for me, but hell for the chumps that wasted their sweet time paying for 'em!

He prepared to leave through the front door.

OMT!Mina: I mean, he got a point there.

OMT!Tails: Still, if you don't pay your taxes, the IRS will come after you, Needlemouse!

Mr. NM: And I'm a living cartoon character! They can't catch me!

Cut to him now thrown in prison for planned tax evasion.

(AoSTH Robotnik sprite by Soap Surfin' and XtremeXavier)

Mr. NM: Oh, damn... Guess they caught me. (looking to his right) So what you in for?

AoSTH Robotnik: I placed a bunch of golden rrrrrrrrings on the ground, and they told me to send the proper 1099 forms to people who picked them up. I didn't just to be diabolical, and, well... I've been serving my time here since before Across All Worlds.

Mr. NM: Call me Judge Doom, cuz you're getting the Dip!

AoSTH Robotnik: No, stop!

Mere seconds later, he was pulled from his jail cell after serving his time there.

IRS Member: Alright, you're free to return to your dimension.

AoSTH Robotnik: Anything to get away from that hedgehog, er... rabbit, erm... whatever that thing is! He's worse than Sonic, and that says a lot!

Dr. Beeman: You think that's bad? Try living in his world mindin' yer own business!

IRS Member: Well, the rabbit-hog's gonna be staying there for at least the next six months for planned tax evasion.

Mr. NM: Aw, really? I can get my lawyer to bust me outta-.

IRS Member: And you have charges of selling a half-human on the dark web, robbery, framing for said robbery, evading court through your properties, using a conman to get yourself out of jail, vandalism, disorderly conduct, parking illegally, amongst too many other offences to list here. And if you don't pay the legal fees out of the money you stole, which will all go back to the places you stole them from, you'll be here for at least 70 more years.

Mr. NM: Oh, COME ON!!!!! >:(

(Confirmation from @mcgamejolter himself: Mr. Needlemouse preferred the 70 extra years in jail over being a decent person, but of course, they made him send back the stolen goods whether he wanted to or not. Him trying to evade his taxes was just the last straw that got him tossed behind bars.)

[puppet-does-things]

SHE'S REALLLLL

Yeah colored ver :)

I might change her colors to give some alts and make a poll so people can choose her main design, but honestly this is a good start :)

[toonmania-arts]

Into the sonic-verse (Wacky World Animation Meme)

decided to join the bandwagon of this meme with my sonic au

[coffeeboij]

Mr Needlemouse.

[slimyalienfreak]

Masterlist:

Created a masterlist because I like feeling organised and wanted to do one ~Blaze/Dawn

Madness Combat (Not Writing For ATM) -

- I Want You (Deimos x Blind!Reader)

- Madness Combat Trio Proposal

- Sanford + Deimos With Shy Reader

- Hank With A Bodyguard!Reader

- White Hank And Jebus With A Scenemo!Reader

- 2BDamned With A Reader Who’s The Opposite Of Him

- Cooking For The Main 4

- Deimos NSFW Oneshot (+ 18)

Sonic The Hedgehog -

- Movie!Knuckles Reaction To Having A Crush On You

- Movie!Knuckles Discovering Echidna!Reader After Losing His Tribe Part 1

- Movie!Knuckles Discovering Echidna!Reader After Losing His Tribe Part 2

- Beaten With Love (Knuckles x Reader)

- Amy Rose With A Reader Who Is A Mobian!MMA Fighter Reader

- Tom Wachowski With A Goth Sister

- Movie!Sonic Meeting Mobian!Reader Who Happens To Be A Fan

- Amy Rose Dating An EXE!Reader

- Boom!Shadow Fluff HC’s With Fem!Hedgehog Reader

- Shadow With A Mobian!Reader Who Has An Interest In Death

Super Mario Bros -

- Bowser With A Koopa!Reader That Makes All His Weapons

EXE -

- Needlemouse/Sarah With A Wheelchair User Part 1

- Needlemouse/Sarah With A Wheelchair User Part 2

- Xenophanes With A Reader Who Can’t Feel Pain

- Majin Fluff HC’s

- Fatal Error Sonic With A Computer Virus!Reader Who Has Gained Sentience

- Xenophanes Fluff Headcanons

- Xenophanes Being Friends With A Demon!Reader Part 1

- Xenophanes Being Friends With A Demon!Reader Part 2

- Xenophanes Simping Over Demon!Reader

- Xenophanes And Lord X Fighting For Your Attention

- Xenophanes Finding Out Reader Is A Demon

Horrorbrew -

- MX Taking An Interest In Reader

- Being In A Relationship With MX

- GB Relationship HC’s

- Burning Memory (IHY!Luigi x Reader) (Platonic)

- Being Best Pals With GB And Turmoil

- Relationship HC’s for Secret History Mario

- Devil Mario Relationship HC’s

- Costume Friendship HC’s

- Secret History Mario Possesive/Jealousy HC’s

- Flustering GB + MX

- MX With A Demon!Reader

- Mr Virtual Relationship HC’s

- Going On A Date With Horror Peach

- Devil Mario + MX Smut Alphabet (+18)

- Luigi’s Day Out Mario With A Geeky S/O

- Mr Virtual + Luigi’s Day Out Mario Smut HC’s (+18)

- Secret History Mario Smut HC’s (+18)

- A Surprised Confession (Horror Mario x Reader)

- GB Smut HC’s (+18)

- GB x MX Relationship HC’s

- DJ Hallyboo Relationship HC’s

- Secret History Mario Smut Alphabet (+18)

- Do You Hate Me? (Angst Fic Based Off Of The IHY Creepypasta)

- DJ Hallyboo Smut Alphabet (+18)

Pokepasta -

- Hypno With A Sympathetic Psychic User

FNF -

- Pico With A Punk Rocker/Metalhead Reader

- High And Drunk HC’s With Pico

Regretevator -

- Folly With A Dream Entity!Reader

- Folly HC’s

Dandy’s World -

*insert dial up internet sound effect*

DDLC -

*insert dial up internet sound effect*

Cookie Run Kingdom -

*insert dial up internet sound effect*

AI Bots -

C.AI -

- Yandere Sonic x User

- Yandere Strangled Red x User

- Sonic With Deaf!User

- Bundle Of C.AI Bots

Janitor.AI -

- The Demon Turned Soft (+18) (Xenophanes x Demon!User)

- Cure For Heartbreak (+18) (Mike x User)

- Just One Kiss (+18) (Secret History Mario x Horrorbrew!User)

- A Little Punishment (+18) (Secret History Mario x User)

OC’s -

Horrorbrew -

- Feldeltá Intoduction (Horrorbrew OC) (Outdated)

- Mushroom Kingdom’s Famous Guard Dog (Feldeltá Reference) (Updated)

EXE -

- Sonic & Friends: Project Chernobyl Introduction (Sonic.EXE OC) (Outdated)

- ERROR IN THE SYSTEM: Mary’s Downfall (Part 1) comic

- ERROR IN THE SYSTEM: Mary’s Downfall (Part 2) comic

- ERROR IN THE SYSTEM: Mary’s Downfall (Part 3) comic

- Sonic & Friends: Project Chernobyl (1/4 Character Introductions)

- Sonic & Friends: Project Chernobyl (2/4 Character Introductions)

- Sonic & Friends: Project Chernobyl (3/4 Character Introductions)

- Sonic & Friends: Project Chernobyl (4/4 Character Introductions)

- Chernobyl’s Kids

- Chernobyl Host Evolution

DDLC -

- Tsubaki Body/Info Reference

[sonichedgeblog]

Mr. Needlemouse, from Archie's 'Sonic The Hedgehog' #160. Support us on Patreon

[madychi]

I'm curious to know more about Lord Needlemouse's dynamic with the Shadow Androids! Got any tidbits to share?

I’d say their dynamic is similar to Eggman and Metal Sonic’s dynamic. A father/sons dynamic. Needlemouse is a lot more affectionate the Eggman is though. At least in private. He treats them like people. Like their real. He learns how read, then learns about robotics, mechanics, etc. for them. So he can repair them after battles and upgrade them. (Yes Lord Needlemouse didn’t know how to read before this point. It’s a secret he will take to his grave.) He’s given all (there’s no set amount of androids in canon so imma make up a number) 122 of his shadow androids nicknames.

The Shadow Androids start off simply being the androids they were made to be. Doing as their master ordered them to. But thanks to Needlemouse’s secret compassionate side, a sort of sentience awakened within the androids. Carrying out their orders becomes less of them doing as their told because that’s their program and more so because they want to. Being able to occasionally beat up Shadow is a bonus for them.