#muppet commercials

[dailypepe]

He’s so tiny and sleepy

[gifs-of-puppets]

McGarry's Sausage Commercials (1965-1968)

[oldshowbiz]

[themuppetmasterencyclopedia]

[inevitablemoment]

(In a new timeline, all five of the Lords in Black are being released as a toy collection)

Nibbly: Buy us, oh buy us, oh bus us, we beg. For if you don't buy us, we'll bite you in the leg.

Tinky: Buy us

Pokey: At once

Blinky: A bundle of charms

Wiggly: For if you don't buy us, we'll break both your arms.

[samskaterguy]

Lips, in the Spotify video is revealed to be former? Current? AT SOME POINT, he taught nursery school, which according to a Google search that took about five seconds, is basically preschool (aka kids between the ages of 3 to about 5)

SO, Electric Mayhem AU where the band actually met Lips like WAY sooner all because he was Animal’s preschool teacher. They find out he can play the trumpet and they’re like

Floyd: Quit your job.

Lips: Why?

Dr. Teeth: Join our band.

Lips: Well okay. 

[ranmagender]

[ID: Three panel comic. First panel. Just text that reads "Many welcomed my brother with open arms to the public domain & that's great" with a small doodle of oswald the rabbit. Second panel to the right of it. Just text that reads "However some might not know about some other friends who've been here for a while". Third panel bigger underneath the first two. An image of a cartoon rabbit oswald wearing blue pants. To the right to Oswald are three cartoon characters. Casper, a light blue cartoon ghost, Ralph a fuzzy puppet dog with a megaphone, light brown and dark brown outline and dark purple nose. by him is a cat, Garfield with chubby cheeks, dark orange with grey spots on the cheeks in a brown outline and grey end of the tail. Above Oswald it says "Let me introduce them" The characters to his right are labeled with arrows pointing at them. By Casper it says "Casper, He's a really nice ghost" by Ralph the name Rowlf is crossed out in red replaced with Ralph and underneath "He likes directing". By Garfield it reads "Garfield" and "He loves food & naps" END ID]

Some lesser known public domain friends.

[gameraboy2]

1960s Munchos commercial

[balthazar-sketti]

80s Boglins hotline ad

[blackbackedjackal]

I’m still so fucking mad about my teacher ruining my coyote I mounted at school, especially considering how Janus looks. Her body came out good because I was left alone to work on her but Mr. Commercial Taxidermist didn’t like how the form was posed and altered it without any input from me, the person who tanned the damn thing and had mounted the whole body at that point.

[dailypepe]

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I can’t get over how tiny Pepe looks behind the wheel

[gifs-of-puppets]

La Choy Chow Mein Commercials (1965-1967)

[oldshowbiz]

The Muppets Sell Out

[acmeoop]

Sesame Street Commercial Cel (1996)

[burrito-boi-352]

I love these super old Wilkins Coffee commercials by Jim Henson isn’t just what Kermit does to this “Wontkins” character, but also their backstory.

You see, Jim Henson actually didn’t like drinking coffee. So, when the Wilkins Coffee company was willing to pay Henson for these commercials, he decided not to refuse the offer, but accept it and have the scripts for each of these ads be what over-the-top situations he’d have to be in to actually drink a cuppa joe.

Like, say, being pointed at by a cannon, dropped off an icy mountain, being threatened by a bomb being tossed in his house, almost getting beheaded by a guillotine, etc.

(If I’m being honest, I’d have to be in those types of situations to drink coffee as well!)

[princesssarisa]

Wilkins from Wilkins Coffee ads for the character asks?

Favorite thing about them: He's funny.

Least favorite thing about them: He's sadistic. But then that's what makes him funny.

Three things I have in common with them:

*I seem soft-spoken and friendly on the surface.

*That said, you shouldn't mess with me.

*I hyper-fixate on the things I like.

Three things I don't have in common with them:

*I don't drink coffee.

*I would never inflict brutal violence on someone just because they didn't like a certain food or drink brand.

*I'm human.

Favorite line:

In his first commercial, after he blasts Wontkins with a cannon, then turns it toward the viewers:

"Now what do you think of Wilkins?"

In another commercial, after he kicks Wontkins out of a tree for turning down Wilkins Coffee:

"It's autumn and the nuts are beginning to fall."

brOTP: Wontkins, if they really are friends despite all the violence.

OTP: None.

nOTP: Any human.

Random headcanon: Off-camera, he and Wontkins helped Kermit the Frog get his start in show business, since they had worked with Jim Henson before he did.

Unpopular opinion: None.

Song I associate with them: None.

Favorite picture of them: