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[natabatts]

My 11 year old brother’s opinions on ships:

Marvel

Starker(ewww): “J U I C Y”

Peter x Ned x MJ: “boo hoo, Ned is an oof head”

Irondad: “I think that Hulk is Peters uncle in the scenario”

Jackcrutchie(I know this ain’t marvel): “that is a sick joke”

Captain marvel x Spider-Man (his own creation): “I think... phil swift.”

Wong x Drax (again his own creation): “I think it’s the best thing ever. It’s better than mike mazowski child juice”

Hulk x Gamora (it’s called green machine according to my bro): “they should make a smoothie company”

Thor x “what’s his face raccoon?”Rocket: “come and get your mans mans mans mans. That is litty and their favorite hobby is flexing on kids with their supreme murch and getting dubs on fortnite and eating lots of Doritos”

Stony: “Steve Rodgers? he’s a old man. Tony Stark likes old man! Tony Stark just into old man, question mark???”

Stucky: “Yaaaaa ya ya *goose noises*”

Peter Parker x Harley Keener: “Harley Quinn??? (No!) wait is that a guy? So wait like little Peter?Pizza time! Hamburger hamburger hamburger!!! Give me some sugar I am your neighbor!!”

Toby maguire Spider-Man x Bucky: “it would bring home the pizza time! Their favorite hobby is eating pizza and playing discus. They also have two corgis ones named Pizza and ones named Time”

Tony from Spider-Man homecoming x Tony from Endgame: “*slurp noise* he can bring home pizza time!”

Dear Evan Hansen

Connor x Evan: “GAYYYY”

Evan x Jared: “Jared is too cool for Evan. Evans a freaking loser!”

Camp camp

Dadvid: “get some!”

Maxneil: “they will grow old together and be very great partners in crime cuz they are criminals who also just really like tangerines. And that’s what bonds them together.”

Maxvid(ew): “I feel like max would just get rlly mad at David because he would just be doing fortnite dances. That’s a personal experience”

Makki: “Makkis just gonna hit it makki chan. I think that they’d rlly just be into yoga.”

The umbrella academy

Klaus x Dave: “it was never gonna work out”

Luther x Allison: “is that allowed? Alabama 💯”

Klaus x Diego: “Pajama buddies”

Five x Vanya: “you just sit at home and be depressed. All the people who ship that are trash (tea sis)”

Friend group ships: and

Anthony x Kathryn: “uhhh uhhh Pizza time! Teamers hacks hacks 💯!”

Lily (@i-am-a-species) x Me: “you guys can look at memes together”

Bonus:

“do you know what infinity stone I have? The kidney stone! Even Thanos doesn’t have that! It’s even too powerful for Thanos! Pizza time!x10”

“Pizza time x1 billion”

“Don’t get got and have a good day.”

“What’s the girl from iron man 3 (it’s a boy!) oh (Harley keener!) Harley peener?? (No!!)”

“Except for Charlie puth *farts*”

“Starts singing and saying pizza time rapidly (are you okay?? You’re hyper, what did you eat?!?)”

“Peen peen peen peen, I want you in my peen!”