#murderposting

[louisblue02]

he’s lucky I wasn’t behind that door because if I see Murderface in that damn maroon suit we’re getting real wicked real fast

[sonic-adventure-3]

I SEE YOU IAN JR.

[pixiealchemist]

Rulemance

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

“i don’t care how bad he can be i’m going to wrap my fingers around his little twig throat and strangle him”

“snap his fucking windpipe”

-@scribgles-brain-dungeon, murderposting on main

[dudeshusband]

r&r, salt in the snow, and sing with robert chase! (from @murderposting)

r&r - do you and your f/o have any plans for the future together? what do those look like?

well, chase and i are married. we live in his apartment. at the end of the show, chase becomes head of diagnostics and i like that, so I've kept it. i intend that my s/i will become a department head, also, the nephrology department (because foreman doesn't want us to be in a boss-employee situation and married. plus, a position clears up. also, we all agree).

salt in the snow - what's the longest you and your f/o have been away from each other? were you able to keep in touch?

hm. my s/i might visit their siblings in california from time to time. that might be a week or so. we'd definitely keep in touch, since we have cell phones and email and all.

i think it'd just make chase sad that he and his sister haven't spoken much in years. maybe he'd make his own trip to australia to see her (if she wants him to).

sing - how does your f/o show you they love you? are they a romantic? awkward? gruff? something else? what abt you?

he's flirty but definitely more sweet and romantic than canon mostly makes him out to be. i think he's big on compliments and 'i love yous' and physical affection but he'd also get me little gifts.

my s/is are the same in that they all love acts of service and physical affection. i like to cook for my f/os and stuff.

[foxships]

Sanura have you seen Tingyun from HSR?! Another foxwife for you!!

YEAH I THINK I HAVE!!!

I don't know what she's like, but I already love her I LOVE FOX WOMEN FOX WIFE FOX WIFE

[silverywillowtree]

Uzi canonically thinks V is hot shitpost doodles go

[xbonecandyx]

🐰 :3c

Ehehe >:3 I may not be REALLY intimidating, but at least I'm a Lil intimidating.

[louisblue02]

every time someone excludes Murderface from their Dethklok fanart/ships I have a visceral reaction like I will break out in hives and start screaming

[sonic-adventure-3]

NEVER GETTING OVER POET ESPIO 60% of my thoughts are shitty poems now

[imreszekeres]

Forever miserable bc I only have ONE himster moot. why do the rest of you listen to awful music /j

[sirompp]

oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god idea idea idea @seven-oh-four im stealing your murderpost idea im stealing it its mine now im taking it

[umbrellahat07]

Why is my dash evil rn like one of my mutuals is murderposting at the moment and it's literally taking up half my dash lmao. I did not sign up for this

[angelxxreaper]

should i be worried or is the murderposting about someone else

- @subtotechno

mmmm no comment

[kiddphel]

@murderposting Yes. 100%. Blessed is a huge crybaby and he WILL start sobbing if you do smth really nice for him

[woodland-whispers]

"Love" is such a small word for what we share. You came into my life when I was at a low point: at a time when I thought that the pain brought on by someone else would never end. During the moments I tried to turn away for fear of the unknown, you dug your heels into the ground and looked deep into my soul and stayed.

You have become a beacon to me. Whenever I feel as though I've drifted too far into the discouragement that clouds my life, I can look up to find you guiding me to safety. I stay here, not because this place is home, but because YOU are home.

Most people will spend their entire lives searching for a perfection that almost never exists. Most people will spend their days looking at each person they encounter with questions as to whether or not they have found a reason, a season, or a lifetime. With you I have found an eternity. This is where I was meant to be. You are what my entire life has led up to. You are my very best friend, my lover, my protector, and my one and only soul mate.

I give my life to you, mind, body, and soul. I want you to hold me for the rest of my life as you do now, each and every night. I love you.

From, Zexion. (written by @murderposting)

Zexion, my best friend, my lovely…

You make me feel so so many things, feelings I didn’t know were possible. I could pepper you with kisses for an eternity. You make me believe in love, a love so profound I fall so so deeply in love with you every single day. From the days we slow dance music meeting our ears as we clumsily move to the beat, to our days off where we rest and do absolutely nothing but kiss and cuddle, to the nights we lie awake talking until the birds greet us with their morning symphonies.

You are my motivation, my strength to keep moving on, to learn and grow. You inspire me to try new things and to look outside myself. My voice of reason when the shadows come in and my intrusive thoughts take hold - because god without you I would be so so lost. My love, you save me from myself, from the brink time and time again. You are my hero, they say not all heroes wear capes - and they’re right because the truth lies in you.

When you are at your most vulnerable I vow to always be your shield in the dark and protect you from your fears and doubts, casting a protective light as you do over mine. I want to hold you so so tight, safe in my embrace and never let you go. I want to tell you more and more each day how much I adore you, Zexion.

Because my dear, you move me beyond words, I cannot deny the moments we share take my breath away. You love so selflessly, so unconditionally giving everything you have. You taught me honour and to have faith in us - a stability and safety like no other.

Makes me imagine us growing old together and what that would be like - we could sit on a porch in our rocking chairs holding hands watching the sunsets. You are my soulmate, my twin flame. My love, this feels timeless and everlasting.

I am forever thankful you are here every day, because this love gets better and better by your side.

I love you Zexion, Forevermore…

(To OP @murderposting, Oh my gosh I am speechless and bless your heart… this so so incredibly beautiful OP 🥺 I am going to be rereading this over and over again, this cheered me up so so much too! I hope you have a wonderful day/evening and THANK YOU! 🥰💜💜💜💜💜💜💜)