#muse; Chaz

[strangeattract]

[helluvasins]

Plays the dumb role well. Nobody ever is ready for the switch. Which is just how he likes it.

[razzamachazz]

Name: Chazwick Thurman

Species: loan shark demon

Age: mid 20's - late 30's

Height: 6'11"

Gender: he/him (cis male)

Birthday: March 11

Sexuality: bi/pansexual (hypersexual)

Face Claim: Ben Schwartz

This is a canon divergence portrayal of Chazwick. The episode Exes and Ooh never happened and he's to loyal to want to screw over Crim

Bio & Personality:

Chaz was an orphan, born and raised in the Greed ring of hell. He was ignored and neglected in the foster care system where he was and never adopted out. Because of that, he developed a serious case of separation anxiety and abandonment issues, making him obsessively clingy and sometimes possessive to the people he's grown attached to. He dropped out of highschool and recruited into Crimson’s mafia organization at the age of 17. He views the mob as a stand-in for a family which made Crimson the closest representation he's ever had to a father figure. Despite the verbal abuse, discrimination, and exploitation, Chaz is fiercely loyal and adores his boss.  He’s stronger and smarter that he lets on, using it to his advantage when people underestimate him. He's a creative thinker, both innovative and a problem solver, as well as a smooth talker. It's what makes him stand out amongst the other goons Crim employs.  Chaz is a huge extrovert, friendly and cheerful to almost anyone he talks to. He also feels the need to always have someone around so he always wants to hang out and mingle. He hates coming home to an empty bed. Being alone for too long feeds into his night depression and it's difficult for Chaz to sleep when he's lying there by himself with nothing but his thoughts. He's usually cheerful because he hates thinking or talking about unpleasant thoughts and topics. It's better to push all that down and never acknowledge how much of a wreck his life has been, or pretend it's not that bad.  He's a shameless flirt and likes to use pet names, whether or not he's interested in the person he's talking to. But when he finds someone who catches his eye, it's hard for him to take no for an answer. Chaz has little respect for personal boundaries, often getting too close and touchy when he likes someone, even more so with those he's intimate with. When he has genuine feelings for his partner, he's smothering with his affection and has trouble keeping his hands and mouth off of them. However, Chaz has a lot of issues when it comes to saying “I love you”. He doesn't want to say it nor hear it because he's so used to people leaving once he becomes too much for them to handle and it will just make it harder on him. Chaz has a lot of faults! He's a sex addict, sleazy, selfish, irresponsible, manipulative, and more. Despite his flaws, he’s still charismatic when he wants to be.

By default, present time in my main verse, Chaz is in an open poly relationship with my other muse @moxxee and his wife. I have an AU where he has a daughter with them but that's not something that needs to be acknowledged. Shipping: Just because Chaz flirts, fantasizes, and says lewd things to your muse, it doesn't mean I'm trying to pressure you into a ship or feel like shipping. He's simply a hypersexual guy with little self-control over his perverted thoughts. If your muse is into a fling with him but I'm personally not feeling it, we can fade to black or insinuate their uncomplicated sex life outside of threads. And if we ship our muses in a relationship, keep in mind it's nearly impossible for Chaz to agree to something monogamous.

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[ Closed EVENT STARTER For @strangeandun-muse-ual || Chaz || Continued From Here ]

[ Velvette ]

She just let him go. She didn't want to see his stupid, dumb, idiot face anymore, and her chest and face stung with pain. Maybe she'd really fucked him up, but he hadn't done her any favors, either. Sacrifices were definitely made.

Plastic flayed open on her face and chest, and an odd, dark purple goo oozed from her wounds, the flesh beneath the plastic obvious. Having stumbled back into Chaz, she turned to check on him, make sure she hadn't hurt him on accident. When she spoke, her voice held an odd gurgle to it.

"You okay, Baby Shark?"

[fizzarolli]

sorry i haven't been around lately! doing a lot more with striker over on discord, etc etc. focusing on trying to produce more art & my work.

i'm not the chattiest but if you wanna hmu i'm usually available either on twitter or disc!

[sinnerzforsaintz]

Your Chaz is so cute

"Wait, you actually think I'm cute?"

[diffxrentwxrlds]

@winters-club replied:

Do it

~Would need icons. Also, how dare you encourage my poor impulse control... ignore the fact I do the same.

[a-hell-of-a-time]

Fuck Yes. ~Chaz and Gojo to Andre

PUT ‘ FUCK YES ‘ IN MY ASK IF YOUR MUSE WANTS TO FUCK MINE : Accepting!

"You were that shark marching close to me at the parade.

No."

"As far as Gojo is concerned: Possibly."

[hellsmayflower]

@dogtccth

[devonellington]

Wed. April 26, 2023: Today I'm Prepping the Play

image courtesy of  Gordon Johnson via pixabay.com Wednesday, April 26, 2023 Waxing Moon Mercury Retrograde Sunny and cold I had to scrape frost off the car on my way to the laundromat. Over on today’s Process Muse, we’re talking about Project Rewards and how to use new and shiny ideas as a reward for getting your other work done. Read and comment here. Today’s serial is Angel…

[rocksibblingsau]

Honestly, I feel like Creek would remind Branch of Chaz but more slimy and backhanded. I can’t decide whether we had Chaz slightly more on the sorta sibling route or the ex husband relationship type but I made scenes for both:

So here’s what I think would happen if Creek put the moves on SJ!Branch if Chaz was like, sorta a sibling relationship?

Creek:*flirts with Smooth Jazz Branch

SJ!Branch: *having so many flashbacks to when Chaz was on a job and forgot that Branch was a child witnessing his …. acts 🤢🤮

Creek: ewww, ugh, wow, um Mate? Are you alright there?….you’re throwing up quite a lot

Branch: I’m good, I’m just gonna get as far away from you as possible. Dear muses you remind me of a much worse version of Chaz.

Creek: ….okay well. I’m just gonna…*dips out

Scenario 2:

Creek:*flirts with Smooth Jazz Branch

SJ!Branch: wtf

Chaz: *about to tear this purple egotistical home-wrecker a new one despite he and Branch not being married along with Brozone

Smooth Jazz Branch and Chaz are secret fucked up third thing

[hclluvahctel]

WE CAN DO THIS ;; WE'LL BE BETTER ;; THOUGH REDEMPTION MAY TAKE A WHILE ;; WAYWARD SINNERS, CLEAR THEIR LEDGER ;; AND WE'RE DOING IT WITH A SMILE ;; WE'LL MAKE A DIFFERENCE, WAIT AND SEE ;; WE'RE GONNA DO THIS ;; YOU AND ME AND THEN TOMORROW

IT WILL BE A FUCKIN' HAPPY DAY IN HELL!

independent ,  high - activity canon compliant and headcanon based portrayal  of canon and oc characters from  HAZBIN HOTEL  and HELLUVA BOSS.  mature  and potentially triggering themes  will  be  present  and tagged .  canon  divergent  .  18+  only  .  (re)established  2023  and  written by  emmy  .

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MUSE LIST:Canon: Adam, Alastor, Alessio, Angel Dust, Asmodeus, Barbie Wire, Beelzebub, Blitzo, Charlie, Chaz, Crimson, Emily, Fizzarolli, Husk, Jesse, Josh, Loona, Lucifer, Lute, Millie, Moxxie, Niffty, Octavia, Robo "Rizz" Fizz, Rosie, Stella, Stolas, Striker, Vaggie, Valentino, Velvette, Verosika, Vortex, Vox OCs: Chelsea, Chester. Diesel, Drone, Jennifer, Lance, Maggie, Miles, Orion, Roxxie

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[ @strangeandun-muse-ual LIKED For A Starter || Chaz ]

[ Velvette ]

"Nothing's that important, you know~" The sing-song cadence of her voice dipped and rose in pitch between words as she circled the shark with a predatory grin and a glint in her eyes, "You stepped in the wrong bitch's territory tonight, and I'm kiiiiiiiinda feeling like sushi! Never had shark before..."

Did she usually eat people she killed? It was a mystery. Nothing about Velvette was really set in stone, save for her closeness with Valentino and Vox.

"I bet the cabbages would like you, and Vark's always up for new things to chew on." When she got back around in front of him, her eyes lit up, "Ooooh!! What's in the bag, Big Eyes? Something shiny for me? Something fun? Ohohoh! Don't tell me, don't tell me! Let me guess. Hashtag what's behind door number one!!"

[desire-mona]

dps boys (and keating's) favourite songs (aka me projecting because i love music) (also modern au because you cannot limit me to music before 1960 you just cant)

i made a playlist of all these songs in case you wanna give em a listen, you can find it here. if you totally disagree with me or wanna add more then absolutely let me know!

neil: talia - ride the cyclone (the musical)

yes i KNOW it's obvious to choose a song from a musical BUT. ride the cyclone is special, i think he'd really like the lack of an ensemble and enjoy the dark premise despite the comedic nature of a vast majority of the show. also i totally think his favourite performance would be by gus halper bc of the use of the projector. mischa or noel is definitely a dream role of his.

todd: vincent - james blake ('s cover, og by don mclean)

don mcleans lyricism is like catnip to poets and it has gone unacknowledged for far too long. a lyrically gorgeous, vaguely queer sounding song about a tortured artist, covered by someone with an ANGELIC voice. can you name anything more todd? not to mention the piano is so far beyond moving, nothing short of a masterpiece.

charlie: dear prudence - siouxsie and the banshees (again - a cover, og by the beatles)

firm believer that charlie was an avid beatles hater for a WHILE until eleanor rigby grew on him, much to his dismay. is now a casual beatles enjoyer, only due to the fact that their vocals annoy him. so a cover by siouxsie sioux (whom he most definitely has a crush on) is basically a blessing in disguise. loves the instrumentals, loves the vocals, loves all of it. insists that its better than the original and will ultimately die (correct) on that hill.

meeks: love on the line (call now) - her's

as much as i love and adore meeks, i have been loyal to my headcanon that he is an annoying music snob since day one. of course, this culminates in his favourite song being by THE indie pop/rock band that pretentious people love to bring up the death of. he is no exception, any time the band is mentioned he will without fail go "did you know that they died in a car crash?" either way, id be lying if i said this was a bad pick. the upbeat vibe mixed with the actual meaning of the song being about a guy wasting all his money on a sex hotline? it makes the whole song so fun, and thats right up his alley! super danceable too, which plays a huge part.

pitts: bad fruit - jean dawson

will mona ever shut up about jean dawson? signs point to no. anywho, if you've followed along with my pittsie musings then you KNOW that i consider pitts to be the most well versed music guy to ever step on welton academy campus. realistically, im sure his favourite song changes on a day to day basis, but he always comes back to this. jean dawson makes art that ive seen few do similarly, everything he brings to the table i find so incredibly unique and well crafted. definitely pitts' biggest music crush.

cameron: '39 - queen

absolutely, 100%, without a doubt, an extremely guilty pleasure. i take his parents as the type to ban queen in their household (for reasons that im sure youre able to pick up on) but i ALSO take cameron as a sucker for classic rock, match made in hell. of course, since brian may does the vocals on this song instead of freddie, he can listen on the dl and be fine. also, the concept of time travel in music is SO!!! INTERESTING!! would absolutely go on a 10 minute long tangent about the story and meaning of the song, which only mittsie would actually listen to.

knox: lavender buds - MF DOOM

fine, FINE. i'll give knox a proper headcanon, but i wont be happy about it. i think i would listen to MF DOOM a lot more if i was a former bully, but thats not actually based off anything so dont take that as an insult, avid listeners. honestly i dont really have an in depth explanation for this one, just look at the lyrics and youll understand.

(this repeats 3 times)

i also take him to be a big r&b/ blues enjoyer, also based off nothing at all, so the sample probably appeals to some sense of nostalgia.

keating: clair de lune - claude debussy

yes, even modern keating's fav song would be classical, you can rip that from my cold, dead hands. this song was based off the poem by the same title by paul verlaine, which i'll include because it is just so damn beautiful.

Your soul is a select landscape

Where charming masqueraders and bergamaskers go

Playing the lute and dancing and almost

Sad beneath their fantastic disguises.

All sing in a minor key

Of victorious love and the opportune life,

They do not seem to believe in their happiness

And their song mingles with the moonlight,

With the still moonlight, sad and beautiful,

That sets the birds dreaming in the trees

And the fountains sobbing in ecstasy,

The tall slender fountains among marble statues.

Paul Verlaine, 1869 (originally written in french, so this is a rough english translation)

now the song itself does SUCH a good job at capturing the beauty and moving parts of this poem, and it fits perfectly with a plethora of different emotions. i know without a shadow of a doubt that its his kryptonite. is that me projecting because i love this song and i love keating? absolutely, but i still think its true either way.

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Captain’s Quarters, continued from x.

Charles rolled his eyes at the question of whores, yet still a smirk crawled to his mouth. He continued to slowly rub his hand over his fellow captain’s freckled back. Gods, Flint was gorgeous, especially like this. Simply laying here with hair mussed, flesh exposed. He counted himself as the luckiest man that ever sailed the seven seas. He even mused at his commentary. Why had they tried to kill each other for so long?

“ Jack’s the protective type. “ Said quietly in that rumbling tone of his. “ Always has been. How he got ahold of Annie in the first place. Saved a little girl from a marriage of an old fuck she never wanted. He’s just cautious. “ And curious. Sure, Jack’s walked in on Chaz mid fuck but certainly not with Flint. Flint piqued his curiosity. The two of them together peeked his curiosity.

That soft nuzzle of lips got another satisfied rumble from the behemoth. He was so relaxed, he’d never been this relaxed. James gave him everything he’d ever wanted. Eleanor was never truly in love with him, but Flint was and the difference in that was monumental to Charles. If you broke the man down? He’d only ever wanted to be loved and be free. His arm tightened around him.

Charles rolled slightly so he could grasp onto the other fully, rolling him up so he would lay atop him instead of beside, trapping him in those veined arms.“ And I’ll have you know I rarely bring whores back here. “ A confident smirk. “ I kicked them out anyway after a fuck. “ He moved to kiss the man’s nose, but ended up laughing hoarsely instead. “ I do not! That’s a lie if I ever heard one, Flint. “