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[dindjarindiaries]

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[starsinmylatte]

𝕬𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕳𝖔𝖞𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝕭𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖈𝖘

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𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓 𝕴𝖒𝖕𝖆𝖈𝖙

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 TBA ;)

𝕳𝖔𝖓𝖐𝖆𝖎 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝕽𝖆𝖎𝖑

Gallagher

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 Drunk sex with Gallagher - AO3 - Tumblr

➻ Gallagher x afab!reader

➻ Rating: Explicit

➻ she/her pronouns, sex while under the influence as a consensual dynamic, etc.

Veritas Ratio

✧ ˚ 　· 　　Thoughts about Dilf Veritas

➻ Veri is actually good with children - AO3 - Tumblr

➻ Veri and baby talk (bonus family fluff) - AO3 - Tumblr

𝕵𝖚𝖏𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖚 𝕶𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊𝖓

🌻Denotes a work that's part of my "JJK Fic Readers Supporting Noury Event"

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 Through the Smoke and Fog - AO3 - Tumblr

➻ Nanami Kento x afab!reader

➻ Rating: Explicit

➻ Trapped in the gilded cage of Victorian high society, you were determined to rebel. You ran the streets in disguise at night and threw yourself into your work as a typist for Scotland Yard during the day, rejecting the label of “quiet, submissive woman.”  Further rebuffing the ideals of your time, you scoffed at the idea of love and marriage, but a certain blonde Detective Inspector always seemed to make your heart flutter. You’re assigned to work a case under him, and your feelings only grow more complicated… but will your budding romance be able to survive one of history’s most infamous murderers?

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 Baby, It's Cold Outside - AO3 - Tumblr

➻ Nanami Kento x afab!reader

➻ Rating: Explicit

➻ Living in Japan, you were used to people’s negative perceptions of your tattoos. An old man giving you a world-class stink-eye was more common than rain on a cloudy day, and those views were only compounded by the insular Jujutsu Sorcerer society you found yourself working in….. But what would the famous 7:3 Sorcerer think?

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 An Early-Morning Suprise - A03 - Tumblr

➻ Nanami Kento x wife!reader

➻ Rating: None! Just fluff and comfort with a side of domestic bliss.

➻ What happens when the three first years find out that Nanami's wife has tattoos?

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 The Man Behind the Mask

➻ Ch 1: Mysterious Beginnings - A03 - Tumblr

➻ Nanami Kento x afab!reader

➻ Rating: Explicit

➻ You joined the Tokyo Metropolitan Opera Company after your father's death, only to be relentlessly badgered for your talent by Mei Mei, the Opera House's principal soprano. A mysterious incident led to her being fired from the company, and as her understudy, you're the natural choice to replace her in the role. You're determined to sing well to prove yourself to K, the mysterious man who led your voice to soar, but will the secretive man be able to accept and return your affection? After all, things at the theatre are not always as they seem...

Higuruma Hiromi

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 Metal Guitarist AU - A03 - Tumblr

➻ Rating: None, but I do reference a famous, real-life murder case at the end. There are no pairings or ships referenced in this.

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 The Taste of Love - AO3 - Tumblr

➻ Higuruma Hiromi x gender-neutral reader

➻ Rating: None, this is pure fluff

➻ In which our beloved bathtub lawyer realizes that he loves you the first time he’s forced to cancel a date.

Multi

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 Be Our Girl? - AO3 - Tumblr -🌻

➻ Geto Suguru x Gojo Satoru x afab!reader

➻ Rating: Explicit (18+ Minors DNI)

➻ Morally grey, obsessive pleasure doms Geto and Gojo take care of you on your period.

✧ ˚ 　· 　　 The Demon and the Dragon - AO3 - Tumblr - 🌻

➻ Nanami Kento x afab!reader x Hiuguruma Hiromi

➻ Rating: Explicit (18+ Minors DNI)

➻ Yakuza AU Nanami and Higuruma

[shinyskitty98]

Bad Batch 3x15 The Cavalry Has Arrived spoilers under the cut

oh my gods, they... they actually got a happy ending. I was certain they were doomed, that at least one of them wouldn't make it off of Tantiss alive. only Crosshair's right hand didn't make it, but all things considered that's way better than how it could've gone

in a way, we also did finally get closure about Tech... no, he might not have been turned into one of Hemlock's special forces, but his sacrifice on Eridau (sp?) was ultimately not in vain. he is not gone, just marching far away

to think that Crosshair was considering Plan 99 and had to have Hunter talk him out of it nearly started the waterworks pretty much right off the bat. "Clone Force 99 died with Tech" still broke my heart

seeing them get to return to Pabu and finally have the peaceful life they deserve is what ultimately moved me to tears. AND THE TIMESKIP AT THE END, with our little Omega all grown up wearing Hunter's bandana in her hair 🥹 and sure, Hunter was already a DILF, but at that point in time he was really starting to show it 😹

"you're our kid, Omega"

and she took Tech's goggles with her, because he taught her how to fly

as much as I am sad to see this show come to an end, and that this may be the last we'll see of our beloved mutant clones, they will all hold a place near and dear to my heart. Season 7 of Clone Wars premiered at a very rough point in my life and the 4, later 5, and then 6 of them brought me immeasurable amounts of comfort. seeing them get their hopeful ending, in true Star Wars fashion, I personally feel was very fulfilling

as Hunter said a few episodes ago, there may still be hope for us yet

[andorerso]

10 CHARACTERS / 10 FANDOMS / 10 TAGS

thank you for the tag @bartowskis <3

fandoms and order is random (except for number one, my beloved husband <3)

star wars — cassian andor

charmed — prue halliwell

house of the dragon — alicent hightower

grishaverse — zoya nazyalensky

good behavior — javier pereira

wynonna earp — wynonna earp

dragon age — fenris

the witcher — yennefer of vengerberg

supernatural — dean winchester

the last of us — abby anderson

let me try to actually tag people this time (no pressure!): @fulcrumstardust @luciechat @dilf-din @quarantineddreamer @frostbitepandaaaaa @rebeljyn @jyndor @woahpip

[thedietelf]

And another one, cause I am greedy: Karl Heisenberg :gets more popcorn:

Ahhh Karl, Karl, Karl--my beloved garbage Dr Frankenstein DILF ok. Cracks knuckles

First Impression

Who is that megalomaniac why is he so sexy oh no the hat and cigar and stupid sunglasses he was made specifically to cater to My Tastes

Impression Now

I love this broken piece of shit bastard so much. Especially because of how toxic and horrible he is. He is selfish and awful and absolutely pathetic in so many ways. I love him so, so much.

Favourite Moment

"Your funeral."

Idea for a Story

I have a ton--mostly Star Wars crossover, but I haven't written any. Go read @vodkafolie s delightful writing.

Unpopular Opinion

As much as I very much enjoy Karl-lives-post-Villiage redemption arcs for this guy, they're generally fairly out of character in my opinion.

Favourite Relationship

Karl and himself. He's incredibly selfish, so I love when any other character (oc or canon) becomes the focus of his attention bc at the end of the day, its always about Karl. What Karl wants, thinks he needs, or desires.

Favourite Headcanon

I don't think he sleeps, but if he did it would be falling asleep at his workbench. Also, his shitty diet of canned goods and bacon.

[evarius-111]

I'm in love with all Pedro Pascal characters.

that's it. that's all this is.

I would like to take a few minutes to just write my thoughts, since I have nothing else to do.

If you decide to read all of this, you clearly have nothing else to do either, but thank you nonetheless.

Joel Miller

My lord, do I even need to say anything? He is the perfect example of DILF. The way he treats the people he cares for (Sarah, Tommy, Ellie.. etc) with such care, fills my heart with such joy to watch. I swear I could watch an entire show dedicated to purely just sweet moments of our beloved Miller.

He has a grip on my soul, and I'm truly not complaining.

His hands. Oh my god, his HANDS. The amount of times I've had to rewind a scene in The Last Of Us because I was so caught up in just staring at his fingers is honestly embarrassing.

His shoulders are so broad and strong, and the scars that cover his skin are truly a sign of how much he's been through, how much he's survived and conquered. He has the strength I wish I had, the willpower to survive that would've left me the moment anything went wrong for me in an apocalypse like that.

He is smart, strong, large and very much a heartthrob in my mind.

Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

First things first, his voice. Christ, his voice has an effect on me that I am very ashamed to admit to. (thank God you guys will never know my real name). His demeanour is confident, strong-willed and unbroken. Even when he was bleeding out on the ground, he still looked unbreakable.

The amount of times he was so close to death is frightening, and yet he came back, alive and well. (not exactly well, but you know what I mean.)

The first time his helmet was taken off, I genuinely squealed. I was next to a close friend of mine, and he looked very worried, thinking I had been bitten by a spider or something, until he realized it was just my reaction to the scene on the TV, and let out an audible sigh of annoyance.

All I can say, is that if I was in the Star Wars universe, and there was a bounty on my head, the only hunter I would let take me in, would be Him.

Agent Whiskey

Ah, the one and only Jack Daniels.

I have a lot to say about him.

Forget the horse, Ride the cowboy indeed.

I have never liked arrogant, bold or conceited men.. but for him, I will make an exception. He may be one of my favourite characters portrayed by Pedro.

His outfits, his confidence, his voice.. all of it mixes perfectly to make Agent fucking Whiskey.

How that lady managed to reject him, is beyond me. If a man like him walked up to me, called me charming, and then proceeded to ask to buy me a drink.. I'd be weak at the knees within seconds. I would swipe right happily, and I'd be grinning like an idiotic fool all whilst doing it.

He could grip my neck the way he grips that lasso, if he so chose. And I would happily indulge in that as well.

The amount of money I would spend in order to hear that man whimper, is insane.

I physically couldn't speak when I was watching Kingsman 2, because all the words left me when he'd show up on screen. Lord knows I will not be going to heaven with all the thoughts that filled my mind.

Oberyn Martell

(Game Of Thrones spoilers!)

The wonderful Prince of Dorne... what must I say?

He is absolutely gorgeous, with his golden robe, his perfectly sculpted features, his captivating eyes..

He definitely helped me through season 4 of Game Of Thrones, that's for sure.

He is for sure a calming sight for sore eyes..

Well, until his eyes were carved out, that is.

His first ever scene had a hold on my heart, that held on for dear life even after I finished watching the episode.

Lord am I envious of the brothel ladies (and gentlemen) that got to feel his hands on them. In fact, if I worked there, I would pay him to touch me.

His voice has been stuck in my head ever since I finished Game Of Thrones season 4. That heavy Dornish accent that is ever so beloved echoes in my mind like a mysterious melody.

Lord the things I would do to be able to hear that voice whisper filthy things into my ear.

Javi Gutierrez

Here he is, the most 'ruthless man' on this planet.

The only ruthless thing about him is how fucking cute he is. He's literally a puppy! He gives off major golden retriever energy, which matches his gorgeous face perfectly. I would stare into those sweet, loving eyes for eternity if I could.

I hated every second of the scenes where they were accusing him of being a filthy criminal.

Honestly, how dare they accuse him of such activities! Just look at those eyes,

Do you really think those eyes could ever cause harm?

The answer of course, is never.

I would sacrifice my life for him, and I would do it happily. I would do anything for him if it kept him safe. He's too pure and sweet to be harmed.

I just want to pat him on the head and squish his cute lil' cheeks until they are red.

Frankie Morales

And last but never least, our sweet little pilot man.

I absolutely adored Triple Frontier for one reason, and one reason only. Our darling Francisco Morales.

He had no right to be able to steal our hearts with such little screen time. He deserved more time to embed himself into our brains, even if he did manage to do it either way.

The worry that always filled me when he was ever so kind, knowing most of the time, the sweet ones are the first to go. But luckily, the directors spared us the heart ache and thus spared his life.

I have so much envy for the woman he was married to.

She was truly very lucky to have such a gorgeous, loving, sweet man to help her raise their children.

Even if she most definitely deserves the support, that won't stop me from being jealous.

What am I supposed to say? It's Pedro Pascal... I'm bound to be envious.

END.

Thank you very much if you read all of this, it is very much appreciated.

With full sincerity,

.Evarius.

[skoulsons]

“About the blogger” meme

@not-so-mundane-after-all thank you for tagging me bby 🫂

Star sign: Aquarius

Favorite holidays: CHRISTMAS !!! My beloved holiday of giving and eating and celebrating Jesus. Also Thanksgiving and July 4th!! The food is delicious and it’s always been a good time with my family 🫶🏻

Last meal: Olive Garden today where I mistakenly said “yes” to a refill on my soup when I thought she was saying it for my drink 💀

Current favorite musician: mmmmm this is difficult bc I don’t really just… have one, which I know may sound dumb 💀 I’ve been listening to a lot of CHPTRS and they’re good. Erik Nieder. John Allan.

Last music listened to: Heaven Is Where You Are by Erik Nieder

Last movie watched: I think it was Gran Turismo? I was going to watch the Creator, and I did start it, but it was way too late when i did and only got about twenty minutes in before I crashed 💀 I gotta get back to it

Last TV show watched: Ahsoka 🫶🏻 I miss it

Last book/fic finished: I will admit I have not read anything in a while, so book is out of the question. But fic was…….. maybe Mundi’s most recent for THG (IVE MEANT TO COMMENT IM SO SORRY)? I don’t think I’ve read anything since

Last book/fic abandoned: I don’t think I have one? At least not off the top of my head. Maybe a father-daughter one that had sketchy undertones

Currently reading: I have like four or five Star Wars books right next to my bed that I want to start soon, so one of them will be (soon)

Last thing researched for art/writing/hyperfixation: I’m sure it was something related to woodwork as I’ve been really getting into that recently! I want to make so many things

Favorite online fandom memory: that’s tough. There’s so many. First day on here after the tlou pilot was a lot of fun. Meg and I’s complete fail at thinking the winter hug was actually two and people actually believing us 💀 A lot of the interactions with the core wolfpack lovers on here were so fun. I’ve also had interactions and conversations with big Instagram editors + followings that I’ve really enjoyed, too

Favorite old fandom you wish would drag you back in/have a resurgence: ooh Travelers probably. Or Arrow. Or Agents of Shield. Or Dark Matter—it was cancelled, but I really enjoyed that show 😭 it got cancelled on the worst note too. I remember finishing the last episode and writing down every unanswered thing and I came to like… 13 things. I was so upset 💀 still an enjoyable sci-fi show and a really sweet father-daughter / big brother-little sister coded relationship that I still think about!

Favorite thing you enjoy that never had an active or big “fandom” but you wish it did: PROSPECT!! We’re so small (please join please watch the movie I’m begging you please it’s such a good time and there’s so many good Ezra & cee fics you’re missing out on and a whole WORLD that’s so fun to explore). And, again, Travelers and Dark Matter

Tempting project you’re trying to rein in/don’t have time for: Tlou amnesia fic, prospect snuffing fic (there’s two. maybe.) Other sad tlou fic. Haymitch and Katniss fic that I’d write if I’d actually watch the movies and understand them to the fullest degree instead of going in guns blazing as the Rot, led only gifs alone, leads me

tags for my loves: @outer-edges @blooming-gwens @dilf-din

[lukeskieswalker]

current works of fiction

find me on spocksass on ao3

mass effect

missing time

pairing: f!shepard/garrus rating: teen words: 5443 chapters: 1/1 summary: set during the arrival mission in me2. fills in plot hole of why the normandy didn’t get shep off the asteroid sooner. also gave me an excuse for protective garrus. basically, shepard is alone fighting for her life and has a mortality crisis. and also more feelings between your fave turian and human afterward.

slow love

pairing: f!shepard/garrus rating: explicit words: 2866 chapters: 1/1 summary: Shepard and Garrus have each other for stress relief. They never talk about it afterwards - an unsaid agreement between the two of them. Just sex, nothing more, right?

solace

pairing: f!shepard/victus rating: explicit words: 3913 chapters: 1/1 summary: after the events on tuchanka, primarch victus and commander shepard seek solace from the pressures of leadership in war.

star trek

the time kirk doesn't wake up

pairing: kirk/spock rating: teen words: 3311 chapters: 1/1 tropes: kirk dies in into darkness summary: spock must live with the fact that he was unable to save him

star wars

chaptered fics

a ballad of long nights and laundromats

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 27,027 chapters: 10/? (updated sept 14, 2022) tropes: gay disaster luke, single dad din, crack treated seriously, modern au summary: luke meets a total dilf at the laundromat one night and he just so happens to be wearing his beloved “i ❤️ dilfs” t-shirt

this side of paradise

pairing: dinluke rating: mature words: 19908 chapters: 9/9 (complete) tropes: prince!luke, mand'alor!din, arranged marriage summary: Luke, Prince of Naboo, is in an arranged engagement that he doesn’t want with the Prince of Bespin, but instead, he would rather have a certain mandalorian. Specifically, the father of his student. More specifically, the Mand’alor.

summer wine

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 11,538 chapters: 4/? (updated aug 8, 2022) tropes: daddy kink, modern au summary: One summer day, a mysterious stranger from Anakin's past shows up at the doorstep to Skywalker Ranch. Luke finds himself enthralled by this older man with a hidden past. Din Djarin is beyond handsome and seems to have eyes for only Luke when his father isn't looking. This man could mean one of two things: pure bliss or heartbreak. Luke spends his summer of forbidden kisses and secret rendezvous hoping for the first.

oneshots

bow

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1857 tropes: mand'alor!din, jedi!luke summary: luke rides the mand'alor on his throne

definitely not a dildo

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1431 tropes: modern au summary: luke is too embarrassed to go to the sex shop, so he goes to a normal store to buy something totally normal to definitely not masturbate with. it doesn’t help when the hot cashier fuels his fantasies.

see the fire in the sky and embrace of the storm

pairing: dinluke rating: mature words: 7755 tropes: haunted dark saber, dark!din summary: din djarin starts hearing voices the more he uses the darksaber

we can make the world stop

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 3575 tropes: sith!luke, mand'alor din, bounty/bounty hunter summary: din takes up the bounty for a jedi, but that jedi is surprisingly persuasive (and hot)

you will surrender to me

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1527 tropes: mand'alor!din, jedi!luke, bounty/bounty hunter summary: mand’alor din tasks himself with killing sith lord skywalker, but instead, he finds himself faced with the biggest decision of his life

(se)x wing escapades series

part 1: if we want to get close, we need to get lost in the heat of it

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1069 tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, hand jobs, cockpit sex summary: they’re hiding in the x-wing, but it’s definitely not meant for two people.

part 2: the way you navigate my edges, drives me directions like heaven

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1803 tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, semi-public sex, sarcastic droids summary: din surprises luke on coruscant and he acts on his promise

part 3: if you're a tide, then i'm the moon

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1317 tropes: inappropriate use of a x-wing, helmetless din djarin , cockpit sex summary: they're back in the x-wing, but this time with no interruptions

part 4: i want to drink you sober

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 2070 tropes: sex in the millennium falcon, helmetless din djarin, space uber han solo summary: after a few too many drinks, luke and din call han to pick them up

part 5: the shortest distance between two points is the line from me to you

pairing: dinluke rating: explicit words: 1632 tropes: inappropriate use of the n-1, helmetless din djarin summary: din comes back from a bounty hunt and luke desperately needs him

[aesnawan]

Had to draw Gale's face again in my current style! My man is constantly brooding but you know he will be bring snacks for everyone on the mission

[mitskibf]

you know what. fuck you disney. *transgenders your dilf*

[seaofashes]

P-pretty 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[helliontherapscallion]

pspspsp can I just request an immortal reader who's life is just dull/sad as hell since they've seen their loved ones leave or die in front of them so many times

but when they meet SBI or anyone, their life just suddenly brightens up? (Platonic and it can be any type of fic!)

(A/N): I got waaaayy too carried away with this. Star god reader my beloved (also, I’d imagine that your cloak looks like this guy’s but on the inside with the outsides being any color of your choice (credit goes to original artist))

If you want more god!reader content with the dream smp, @wooloo-inc has a really good series about a male!nature god!reader (aka, the god of dilf collection)

In the beginning when DreamXD created you (which if you think about it, that makes him your father, but I digress) from stardust and meteorite shards, you were a ball of fun loving sunshine (well, starshine?)

You loved watching over all of humankind, admiring their determination and bonds with other humans (both romantic and platonic)

Your older brother, the god of the moon, told you about how they viewed you and you were amazed

“Oberon?” You ran up to your older brother and tugged on his cloak making him hum in question, not looking up from his parchment scroll. “What- what do the humans think of me?”

He scoffed and glanced at you with his lily white irises, “why are you on about them again? They are lowly creatures compared to us, filled with greed and misfortune.”

“They worship us and that’s how you speak of them?”

“(Y/n) believe me, you have not seen the brutality they are capable of. War, famine, greed, plague, genocide, it’s all something you have not witnessed before. You have only seen the good in those things.” 

“But Oberon, I wanna-” he lightly smacked the side of your head, “use proper English. We are gods and you will behave as such.”

You huffed, “I want to know about how they view us! I do not care about the bad things they have done! Plleeeaaassseeeeeee Beri?” You willed the stars that constantly gleamed in your eyes to shine brighter as you fluttered your eyelashes at him. He may seem like he hated everyone and everything (especially his siblings), but he had a soft spot for his youngest sibling. He just stared at you for a bit before he sighed and shifted in the massive throne so that you could hop up onto his lap. With a wave of a slender pale hand, he conjured up various images of humans with stardust gazing at the stars and the moon with carefree swipes of his hand. 

“They view us as… poetic of sorts. They compare us to romance,” an image of two human males kissing then gazing into the stars laying down on a cliff came into view, “fortune tellers,” an image of the Aquarius and the Capricorn constellations popped up making you squeal in happiness. He chucked and changed the picture to a mother and son standing over a grave looking up in amazement at a shooting star, “and most importantly, as a sign of hope. 

“They see us as complementary, the moon and the stars cannot be as beautiful without the other. We hold the power of the night and everything it touches, (y/n). This is our kingdom, do not forget that,” the image changed to the moon surrounded by stars and swirling blues and purples of nebulas.

You looked at the images with awe, absorbing every word that fell from his mouth. “Beri?” He once again hummed, his deep baritone voice sending vibrations along your back. “Will we be together forever?”

His lanky arms wrapped around your much smaller frame, “for all of eternity. The moon is nothing without the night sky and all of the stars it holds.”

Centuries passed and your fascination with humans only grew from there

When you eventually asked if you could meet a human Oberon reacted angrily and forbade you from speaking of humans again in your shared palace, worried for your safety

When he caught you attempting to sneak out, he locked you in your room for months on end

Humans wondered why the stars hardly appeared in the night sky anymore, forming the theory that they had somehow angered you

They prayed to you more and more, begging and groveling for forgiveness

They left more offerings at shrines

You heard their every word, feeling your heartbreak with sorrow and guilt for your lovely humans

You snuck out of the palace that night determined to make it up to the humans

You quietly snuck past the main room where you and Oberon used to sit on your thrones together and control the night. The large doors were cracked open showing your older brother watching the night with boredom. As you passed, his voice startled you, “I just cannot stop you can I?”

He appeared in the doorframe looking at you emotionlessly, his eyes glinting with hidden pain. “Do you realize how cruel of a place that world is? How cruel humans are?”

“I do not care, brother! They are in anguish because they think I am angry with them! Because you locked me in here!”

“I have told you time and time again, they are ruthless creatures. Humans are constantly clashing with their own kind for the slightest bit of power, they’re greedy creatures! Have you forgotten what happened to Arachnia?”

A shiver went down your spine at the mention of your fellow deity. She wanted to be with humans but they stripped her of her grace and virtuosity, torturing her when the moon would rise. That is the reason spiders attack humans in the night when the moon and stars show themselves and are dormant in the daytime. However, that did not deter you. 

“I have not forgotten what happened to Arachnia, her tale fills me with grief. But not all humans are like that! They are compassionate, loving, and sweet creatures deep down, each and every single one of them!”

“They were not showing compassion or love when they tore Arachnia limb from limb! When they languish in riches while millions die around them! What part of that is compassionate?”

“Sure they do bad things sometimes, but have you forgotten the love they hold for each other? The determination and hope shining from within them when they pray to us? Have you forgotten that?”

“THEIR ACTIONS ARE NOT JUSTIFIED IN ANY WAY!”

“AND OURS ARE? YOU ARE BLIND, OBERON. HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE CRUELTY THE GODS HAVE SUBJECTED HUMANS TO? WHEN OUR FATHER TOOK YEARS AWAY FROM THEIR LIFESPANS SOLELY BECAUSE THEY STOPPED WORSHIPPING HIM AS OFTEN AS THEY USED TO? WHAT PART OF THAT IS JUSTIFIED?” 

He just stared at you with angry irises and his chest heaving before he ran a hand through his long ivory hair and turned around, the flowing white cape flowing wildly behind him with unseen air. He walked back into the observation room and back to his throne. Without a second glance to you, he worked on the transition of power between the sun and moon. You could imagine your sister Aelia grinning brightly as she rose the sun for the day.

“You are to never return here if you step foot out that door. You will still have control of your duties of the night. However you will never return. Do not come back groveling for forgiveness when I have given you constant warnings of their cruelty. If I see your face show up here, I will make sure father smites you down. Now get out of my sight.”

You huffed and whipped around to the front entrance, the stars that constantly twinkled and the nebulas that constantly swirled in the inside of your cloak illuminating the white floors below you as you ran. You left the palace without a second thought, leaving your old life behind in favor of spending it with the humans.

When you came crashing to the Earth in a shooting star, you were amazed by the beauty of it up close and in person

It was everything you expected and then some

You heard the humans cheering and thanking you in their prayers when the stars returned brighter than usual

You being completely enamoured by all of the humans, even if they recognized you or not you loved them all unconditionally

You set up a little cottage in the tundra where you could see the night sky clearly with the occasional aurora borealis 

From the roof, you controlled the stars

The tales of you defecting from the heavens was a popular one, and you became somewhat of a symbol of the hope that humanity should hold for themselves and compassion

Occasionally sending shooting stars over humans you knew were stargazing

You have met many lovers, friends, and even your own adopted kids over the next millenia, all of them accepting your immortality and everlasting duties

But it’s all the same in the end: they come, they leave, and they die

With each death of your loved ones, you could feel your will to keep going dissipate

The stars grew dimmer gradually in the night sky

The humans gradually stopped worshipping you as you disappeared from the night skies

You became a distant memory for elders to tell children 

Disappearing from the face of the Earth for a few centuries when you could not take the constant deaths any longer

Nobody knew where your cabin laid so you were undisturbed for centuries on end, left to your grief

That was until a knock sounded at your door

The knock startled you out of the comfort of your bed. Reluctantly, you left the warmth of the multitude of blankets and donned your cloak to hide your unkempt appearance. When you passed the mirror hanging in the hallway, you could see that your face was shrouded by darkness with the exception of a single glint where your eyes were caused by the lone star that was a constant reminder of your position. Before you fell into a deep depression, the stars would illuminate your entire face if you put your hood up. 

You opened the front door without a care in the world. If the beings on the other side were humans that would take you away and torture you, you didn’t care. You’re long past the point of caring for your own well being.

On the other side was a man of average height and long shaggy blond hair pulled into a slick ponytail. He was dressed entirely in green with a green and white striped bucket hat placed on his head. Past you would’ve been cooing at the object, but now you dully looked at the man in front of you. You glanced behind him and your eyes widened at the huge black wings sprouting from his back. You know who he was the second your eye caught the black feathers; he was the Angel of Death.

“Hello, Angel of Death.”

He tried to peer into your shrouded features, only seeing two pinpricks of light where your eyes should be. He gave you a friendly smile, brushing off the snow that gathered on his shoulders. “(Y/n), the God of the Stars and the Night Sky. Giver of compassion to the human race, it’s an honor to meet you.”

“Why are you here? Last time I checked, my last lover died centuries ago.”

“Yes, my condolences. They were lovely when I guided their soul to the afterlife.”

“You still have not answered my question, Angel of Death. Why are you here?” You grit out the last sentence through a clenched jaw. He has no right to talk about them when he assisted in taking them away from you. Him and your cousin, the Goddess of Death Kristin. They took everybody you loved away from you. You knew that their deaths were unavoidable since they were human and you were immortal, but you still couldn’t help but resent them.

“The Goddess of Death sent me. The God of the Moon and the Goddess of the Sun sent her a request to send me to check on you.”

You stared at him for a few moments before you saw him shivering slightly and sighed. You always had a soft spot for humans, even if the being in front of you was not a human in the slightest. He reminded you of an old friend. You stepped aside and gestured lazily inside the house, “come in.”

He started to visit more and more over the next century

He eventually befriended you about half a century into the visits

It was extremely difficult to do because of how guarded you were, but he managed to break you out of your shell

You realizing how kind he was and how much he cared for you

You quickly came to the realization that he was immortal as well after reading up on the Angel of Death

After another fifty years, he became your best friend

You both opened up and comforted each other about everybody you both lost over the years

When he adopted Technoblade and then Wilbur not long after Techno, you were extremely hesitant to get close to them

Even going as far as telling Philza that you thought that it was an extremely bad idea

Mortals always end up leaving in the end anyways, it’s best to avoid the endless cycle of hurt that came with having mortals around

You told him about your own adopted children that have died over the years

You refuse to meet them, cutting off all communication with Philza for a year or two

Eventually meeting his three adopted kids when you reluctantly accept a dinner invitation one day

You attempted to appear cold and uncaring, but your love for humans (especially baby humans) shone through when an infant Tommy started to play with your cape

It seemed that the stars and the moving nebulas within the fabric entranced him

From then on whenever you visited Philza, you always held Tommy until he was too old for you to do so

Becoming very attached to the blond with your strong innate parental instincts

You introduce Techno to mythology, sharing stories of your personal interactions with certain gods and entities throughout the years

You teach Techno how to cope with the voices as you constantly hear multiple prayers to you from humans at the same time

You arrange a meeting for Wilbur with the Goddess of Music when he asks you about her

Arranging for her to start giving him lessons in exchange of a favor that will be cashed at a later date

You help raise all three of them, often taking them off Philza’s hands for a night or two 

Their favorite activity with you is watching you raise the stars and turn the sky dark

They always loved to watch you move the stars and summon shooting stars for them

The stars gradually returned to your eyes and a constant ecstatic smile slowly became synonymous with your face again

Humans started to worship you again when the stars in the sky became brighter

You became your old self again after centuries of feeling lost 

To repay them for everything they’ve done for you, you decided to rearrange the stars for one night 

One night of having a different star pattern couldn’t hurt 

Sure, it’d make a few theories pop up among the humans, but those are fun to overhear sometimes

The young boys and Philza behind you watched in awe as your eyes started to glow brightly and you slowly moved your hands gracefully raising the stars with the moon, your cloak starting to flow with nonexistent winds. They’ve seen you raise the stars thousands of times, but it never ceases to amaze them. It was just so… entrancing. 

You broke into a slight sweat and started to move the stars from their original positions in the sky. Shaking slightly, you pushed back against the strain and slight pain that it brought you. You’ve never done this before, so you really didn’t know what you were expecting. You felt someone put a hand on your shoulder.

“What’re you doin, mate?”

“Uh Dad?”

“Not now Techno. Mate, are you alright?”

“Dad, look up. They’re rearranging the stars,” Wilbur breathed out.

You could hear Philza gasp slightly as he watched star after star move until they locked into place. There in the twinkling night sky was each of their names gleaming brightly in small lettering. When you were done, you fell into a kneel onto the ground and rubbed at your aching head panting lightly. 

You could hear the boys around you panic slightly as you regained your breath. As you heard them approach you you looked up at them and smiled, the stars gleaming brightly in your irises. “Do you like it?”

“Y-yes but gods, (y/n) are you alright?”

“I am fine, but stars, I have never done that before. Are you four ready for stargazing?”

“That was so pog, (y/n)! How’d you do that?”

“I hold the power of the stars and the night sky in my hands. My brother once told me that the night is our kingdom.” You laid down onto the grass and took off your cloak to cover up a shivering Tommy and Wilbur next to you. You sighed as you thought about your siblings; you wondered how they were doing. 

“I will gladly move the stars themselves for you four. You are my family.” There was a stretched out moment of comfortable silence as you five watched shooting stars blaze by. Eventually, you saw an aurora borealis materialize above you. Furrowing your brow, you looked at it in question. They don’t appear this time of year, so why-

“Aelia,” you breathed out as you watched the greens flow above you. She must’ve sent a gust of solar wind your way. 

“Isn’t Aelia the Goddess of the Sun?” Wilbur asked you.

“Yes, she is my oldest sister. She must have redirected the solar winds over here.” 

“Damn, what’s with the gods changing everything tonight? You guys need to fuckin chill.”

“Tommy!” Philza scolded and was about to continue before he heard you start to laugh. They’ve only heard you genuinely laugh only a couple of times, so the sound that left your mouth immediately brightened the mood. 

“Yes Tommy, I suppose we do need to ‘fucking chill’.”

“You swore! Fuckin pog,” Tommy cheered to himself as the others looked at you in slight shock at your words. If you’re being completely honest in all of the years you spent alive (which is since basically the beginning of time), you’ve never sworn once. You were raised differently than that. When you realized that the others were staring at you, you smirked at them. The stars twinkling and giving your eyes even more of a mischievous glint, “what? Have you never heard a god swear before?”

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300 Followers!

Followers Celebration!

Wow, you guys, I can’t believe there are 300 of you out there following me!!! Thank you so much for your support! Whether you interact with me a bunch or whether you simply enjoy seeing me on your dash, know that I appreciate you all! To celebrate this milestone, I thought it would be fun to do a Star Wars Tournament of my favorite charaters. (Big thanks to @asta-lily​ for the idea with her Pedro Character Playoffs!)

Each week there’ll be ‘games’ where you must vote for your favorite of the two characters to determine a winner. To vote click here

Here’s a look at the bracket I’ve created. More details about my divisions and this week’s games are under the cut.

Like the NCAA baskeball tournament, I have four divisions with each character ranked by how much I love them (Believe me it was torture to decide the ranking.) Here are the divisions:

Certified Good Bois Club

Din Djarin

Chewbacca

Han Solo (yes, he is a good boi)

Poe Dameron

Finn

Lando Calrissian

Cassian Andor

Play-in game: Captain Rex vs. Commander Cody

Space Wizards Hangout

Grogu

Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Leia Organa (I know, not a Jedi)

Ahsoka Tano

Rey Skywalker

Yoda

Play-in game: Kit Fisto vs. Mace Windu

The Evil Lair

Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker

Kylo Ren/Ben Solo

Emperor Palpatine

Count Dooku

Darth Maul

General Grievous

Moff Gideon

Play-in game: Bo-Katan Kryze vs. Jabba the Hutt

Can’t Do It Without Us Cantina

R2-D2

Boba Fett

Padmé Amidala

Jyn Erso

BB-8

C3PO

Jar Jar Binks (this one is a gift for you, Lils)

Play-in game: Jango Fett vs. Bail Organa

So to start us off we have four play-in games, aka the wildcard slots. Remember voting starts now and goes until Thursday, June 17th. Click here to vote.

Play-in Game 1: Battle of the Clones - Which one is the goodest boi?

Captain Rex versus Commander Cody. Ok this one is going to be tough because they are both great soliders and such sweethearts. I know they are both fan favorites too so I honestly have no idea which way this will go.

Play-in Game 2: The lesser known Jedi - Which one could mind trick you anytime?

Kit Fisto versus Mace Windu. So I know there are plenty of Kit lovers out there but he doesn’t have a whole lot of screen time and he might be a bit obscure for some. Mace Windu is definitely a badass, but he killed Jango Fett which annoys the hell out of some fans.

Play-in Game 3: They both suck - Who’s going to girlboss their way out of this one?

Bo-Katan Kryze versus Jabba the Hutt. So Bo-Katan sort of redeemed herself (I guess) in The Mandalorian when she helped Din rescue Grogu, but she still has Death Watch Terrorist on her resume so she’s definitely evil. Jabba the Hutt is a crime lord who keeps slaves and condemns people to death for his own amusement, so nothing redeeming about him.

Play-in Game 4: DILF Wars - Which one has won your heart?

Jango Fett versus Bail Organa. Another tough one here. Both have many amazing qualities but they’re fairly different from each other. One is our original kickass Mandalorian bounty hunter who gave us Boba Fett and all of our beloved clones. The other is a suave diplomat who negotiated hard for peace and then raised Leia to be the dynamic leader that she is.

Have fun voting! I can’t wait to see whom you choose!!

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I posted 443 times in 2021

35 posts created (8%)

408 posts reblogged (92%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 11.7 posts.

I added 147 tags in 2021

#dinluke - 55 posts

#kotor things - 43 posts

#abt my fics - 12 posts

#there is only you - 12 posts

#codywan - 7 posts

#star wars - 4 posts

#kotor - 4 posts

#the backstage pass no one asked for - 4 posts

#kotor 2 - 3 posts

#bao-dur my beloved - 3 posts

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#vrook lamar is the most punchable jedi in kotor but i toned him down because mace is too cool a dude to pull it off

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Me, explaining DinLuke to my roommate: Look, Luke Skywalker's chanel boots outfit gave me my first gender envy at age 5 the least I can do for him in return is give him a dilf

84 notes • Posted 2021-05-05 12:02:27 GMT

#4

Someone within earshot of me: dinluke is a great crackship

Me:

107 notes • Posted 2021-06-29 22:01:21 GMT

#3

Exile: hey Kreia are you a Sith Lord?

Kreia: that is a terrible question! Do you even know what a Sith is? Do you understand the meaning of good and evil? Can you differentiate the past self from the present? Did you even think about moral relativism before you asked that question? How dare you ask me something like that.

Exile: okay but are you a Sith Lord?

Kreia: yea

124 notes • Posted 2021-06-07 16:12:13 GMT

#2

Obviously all DinLuke dynamics are fantastic and valid but my personal favourite is

Din pining and agonizing over how to impress Thee Luke Skywalker, the man the myth the legend

Meanwhile Luke is frantically posting on space Yahoo Answers "how to hide your massive trauma long enough for the hot single dad next door to fall in love with you?"

160 notes • Posted 2021-05-04 15:12:09 GMT

#1

The way some Star Wars writers handle Mandalorian-Jedi relations is so funny because you watch the Clone Wars and The Mandalorian and all the Mandalorians are all "the Jedi are our ancient enemy. We hate them. If you see one you should definitely throw down immediately."

Then you go to the Knights of The Old Republic games that litterally invented the Mandalorian Jedi conflict and 90% of the Mandalorians you meet are like "holy shit a Jedi! Huge fan of your work! Getting my ass kicked by your kind was the highlight of my career!"

2587 notes • Posted 2021-05-31 22:18:50 GMT

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