#my durge is the housewife

[kozh-lucium]

“What is he dreaming of?”

Professor Gale trying to pull an all nighter to grade the exams, but it’s so boring he fall asleep.

And of course, the consequences…

[astralcities]

epilogue really cemented for me that durge is the only way i can play. i'm so so glad my buddy is out there with her own goals and questlines and not just being astarion's underdark housewife

[amoebab22]

Look the only DLC I'm interested in for BG3 is one where I get to have Astarion be my housewife and give him hugs and kisses and presents and a cat and then we go murder some stuff in a wacky adventure as a bard and rogue are meant to do.

Let me treat my boy right.

My Durge Bard and my vampire spawn deserve to have a fun time.

Animal Shelter but it's my Tav and Astarion with a mansion and cats and we kill slave owners. That's our whole thing. Rescue cats, murder slavers, cuddle.

[pigeonplusones]

In a perfect life, my Durge is free and is living his best housewife life with Wyll and everything's all fine and everyone is alive and well and