#my favorite line is “not in my bible baby bonsoir!”

[homosexuality-and-morphine]

Ok so guys I watched ride the cyclone and I had the idea of "what if Johnny made a movie adaptation of ride the cyclone" with keeping all of the original lines and songs and just casting first benrey Peter and Michael then asking Michael for more people to cast cause he couldn't think of anyone else from their friends and here it is:

Cast:

Johnny : Ricky

Peter : Karnack

Michael : Noel (only one willing to wear the Monique outfit)

Benrey : Jane doe/virgil (he's Jane cause he is great at being unsettling)

Vanessa : Constance

Jack : Mischa (mainly so the kiss scene wasn't so awkward)

Elizabeth : ocean

Ok so the first interaction with all of them Michael immediately said "damn a crossover episode am I right" due to the fact that his main two friend groups are sorta meeting. Vanessa is the only one that has musical theatre under their belt so she ended up helping everyone learn how to actually make it seem like a musical even though Michael and jack have the singing aspect down they struggled with the acting part (Michael struggled less). During filming while benrey had a lot of makeup on (to hide certain parts of his face) he kept scaring Michael because he wasn't used to benrey looking like that and entirely forgot it was even benrey under the makeup. Peter was picked to be Karnack because he could sound serious if he wanted to but also so that no one got too crazy on set (he's literally a father figure to Johnny benrey and Michael) Elizabeth accepted to do this because she was bored and had nothing else to do but ended up really enjoying the process. Johnny kept taking behind the scenes videos and a lot of the time either in the background or in front there would be a glimpse of Michael giving jack little kisses before going off to do something else. Gordon kenshi and MJ sometimes would visit the set to see their partners and half of the time jack, Vanessa, Elizabeth, and Michael would have to do a double take on kenshi because they work with a separate timeline version of him and forgot he existed in johnnys universe too.

Off camera Dialogue and bloopers that would happen:

Michael: not in my Bible baby bonsoir! *trips and falls*.......guys I swear I can walk in heels

Vanessa: you only wear heels

Peter: ok I'm going to make a rule for you guys real quick stop attempting to kiss your partners while filming when it's not the kiss scene

Michael: so that was clearly directed at me and I would just like to say that was-

Elizabeth: Michael do you want me to get mom and dad here

Michael: *sigh* no =[

Johnny: guys we need to quit laughing or we'll never get this movie done

Vanessa: I'm sorry that a lot of Noel's lines are the funniest things I've heard Michael say since I've worked with him

Michael: hey!

Vanessa: *during one scene* jack put your tits away!

Jack: girl my tits are supposed to be out rn

Benrey: oh miiicccchhhhhhaaaaaaeeeeeelllll!!!

Michael: AGH- FUCK YOU!

Johnny: you forgot it was benrey again didn't you

Michael: .... Yes

Benrey: hehe

Vanessa: wherever I go I'm the only normal human in the group so sad

Benrey: I used to be human!

Vanessa: jesus- where did you come from?????

Benrey: dunno

[lunarmothmann]

finally watched the roller coaster safety tutorial so here were my thoughts throughout

~OBVIOUSLY SPOILERS FOR RIDE THE CYCLONE IF YOU HAVENT SEEN IT BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT~

- VIRGIL. HE PLAYS BASS. I LOVE HIM.

(its a bit of a mess so bear with me)

- how the hell did they make Jane look headless in the intro, thats so cool

- the expressions on everyone's faces when Jane is introduced is hilarious

- OCEAN AND HER WHITE GIRL DANCE MOVES

- i hate that they got rid of Ocean's riff at the end of What The World Needs

- Karnak is the expert of giving information just a little too late

- BORTHDAY.

- "your cousin was in grade 4, he had to get his stomach pumped" is unironically funny

- GIVE JANE A HUG ISTG SHE HAS HER ARMS HELD OUT AND EVERYTHING

- i think Noel might be a masochist, just saying-

- Noel's life is honestly really sad. I feel so bad for him

- NOT HIM CALLING OCEAN A SUCCUBUS LMAO

- ngl he makes the dress work

- MISCHA??? HELLO??? THATS KINDA FRUITY

- that chair is a paid actor bc its been through so much in just this number alone

- HELP CONSTANCE TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM JANE IS SO FUNNY

- "not in my Bible, baby. BONSOIR" I am struggling so hard to keep my composure while typing

- THE HIP THRUST WHEN OCEAN SAYS "teen sex KILLS"

- THE PORN MUSIC. HELP ME IM DYING OUT HERE

- "im not mad at you, im just frequently disappointed" you know what I felt that

- I dont agree with them saying Mischa as the angriest boy in town, he was just mistreated and had a hard life :( he has so many nice moments with the other kids

- OCEAN AND HER FAN THAT ISNT EVEN TURNED ON-

- seeing Mischa talk abt Talia makes me so sad

- Talia is such an underrated song, this makes me wanna sob

- idk why but Ocean touching Mischa's cheek at the start of Talia did something to me I cannot explain

- the projections are making this so emotionally distressing to watch

- THEN THE FUCKING UPBEAT POP SECTION

- CONSTANCE'S GUILTY LOOK AT THE VIRGIN LINE

- oh god here comes Space Age Bachelor Man

- DID RICKY STICK HIS FINGER IN OCEAN'S MOUTH????

- what the hell i am so uncomfortable

- I hate those cat masks so much

- "it gets weird" ITS BEEN WEIRD WHAT

- WHAT IS HE WEARING. im not even gonna talk abt the fake abs.

- this choreography is so sexually charged and im so confused

- Jane makes me so unbelievably sad why cant they treat her better

- no comments, just The Ballad of Jane Doe.

- ok one comment, the ACTING. the VOCALS. ITS ALL PERFECT.

- THE BIRTHDAY SCENE IS SO SWEET LIKE THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE JANE FEEL BETTER

- the new birthday song 🥺

- Jane's little sway aww

- BORTHDAY PT 2

- Savannah with the greenest eyes 😭

- THE BOOB PUNCH. "you just punched me!! in the freakin boob!!"

- Constance's favorite ride was the one that killed her :(

- IM SORRY CONSTANCE DID WHAT?

- THE TATTOO WAS WHAT????

- oh no this is so sad

- the impromptu dance moves during sugar cloud bc they arent being controlled by Karnak are so cute

-Ocean's white girl dance moves pt 2

- RECORDER SOLO WOOHOO

- OCEAN SOUNDS SO BROKEN WHEN KARNAK TELLS HER ITS HER DECISION TO MAKE THE FINAL VOTE

- "you knew all along I couldn't do it" "what?" "choose myself" IM DYING OUT HERE HELP

- "id gladly take my seventeen years over nothing" WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

- the sad little "democracy rocks"

- is the video meant to show Jane's life as she crosses over? or is it just showing imagery of life overall bc of the theme of this show

- It's Just a Ride after everything I just witnessed is like a punch in the gut

- they seem so happy :,)

- im in physical pain over this show.