#my friend just sent me this

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

The devil himself 👺

[kiveriah]

[glamgothhobbit]

[kingofmyborrowedheart]

My campus is a Taylor stan apparently

[soulsanctuary]

Do you kill each other ??

[blonde-tori-spring555]

idk why this made me laugh so hard

[willsperotruther]

what 😭😭😭

[cardsharksplayingames]

[christadeguchi]

j… jesus oppa ;____;

[sillylittleguyinc]

Apparently i broke my high school’s dress code daily for the past 4 years

[skellydun]

Actual Phone Conversation I Had With A Girl Absolutely Going Through It This Morning:

me very quickly: hi this is dylan from x. how are you today? is now a good time to talk?

girl on the phone: what? oh you know! it's just work, work, work.

me: haha yeah! Just another busy Monday :)

girl on the phone i have known for exactly 11 seconds: sometimes i wish it would just stop. it's relentless. and it's every week! how many mondays can someone go through?

me trying to do my job: ha ha i know right? so I'm calling--

girl on the phone i have known for exactly 16 seconds: i'm so tired. i'm soooooo tired. shelby kept me up all night again. she will not get over keegan. they keep calling each other just to yell i swear to god.

me: only 4 days till the weekend and some sleep! :D

girl: yeah. but she's sleeping with me. at my house. didn't he tell you? who is going to get the dog? or the fucking 300 dollar blender I got them?

me: unfortunately no! so i would love to know more but the reason i'm calling is to get you scheduled for x job interview are you still interested?

girl whispering: what?

me awkwardly: it's...i'm dylan. from x. the x job you applied for. we would like to interview you for it.

girl: oh my god. no. oh my - I am so sorry. I thought you were my friend--I cannot believe--I told you work was relentless. I don't really mean that! I talked about blenders!

me: no, no I totally get it. It can be. But that's why you're interviewing for somewhere better! Tell Shelby to apply too! Do you have any availability on Thursday?

[crusheswhimsandfancies]

[riumeri]

"Huh? You got a weird email from me yesterday? U-um, yeah, about that... My account was hacked, so you can just ignore it."

[mintjeru]

"but there is nothing more beautiful and terrifying than innocence."

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[oshaskell]

buddie

[reigncoremuses]