Dead Plate (Part 1)
hello!! its been a while since ive posted but here i am!!! so this game is Dead Plate created by STUDIO INVESTIGRAVE
i had played one of their games before, Elevator Hitch, and i really really enjoyed it! so im very excited for this new game that theyve released
though, this game is probably really different from Elevator Hitch, because that game was a visual novel type of game while this one has restaurant tycoon gameplay
still, im very excited
i hope i can get all the endings today (but probably not) as always, spoilers under the cut!
i know its literally just the title screen BUT it looks very classy
also the music? its a bop like yo
BellKalengar is the composer and sound designer and like yo!! amazing job its literally just the title screen and im amazed already LMFAO
alright then lets begin
lolol i like the way they named the buttons for doing the tutorial, skipping the tutorial or just leaving the game on auto progress
time to show up at 5 am then
the art is really cute
these characters are really cute too esp the protag
i know its just the tutorial but i am very nervous LOL doing service jobs make me nervous (even tho this is only a fictional one)
bro protag why did u skim the interview thing 😭 is that why u've had 28 jobs in 7 years 💀
ooh interesting the cooks have an order in which they cook meals
i need to remember that
wow so theres a lot to do huh
theres seating the customers, taking their orders, bringing those orders to the kitchen, serving the food, going to the cash register to take their payments, cleaning up the tables AND throwing out the trash
its a lot more than i was expecting,,,, lol good luck to me i guess
so like fun fact im actually not that good at playing games LOL esp this kind of game where theres like people and they have like a happy meter kind of thing going on
i wonder if any of the endings will be tied to how well we do during the work day ?? probably
also can i just say that the music is really good i like the kinda jazzy (is that the right word??) vibes going on
it makes me less nervous about serving customers since its very chill LOL
WHY IS THIS CUSTOMER HITTING ME WITH A HARD QUESTION
I HAVE NO IDEA IF WE HAVE TO-GO BOXES OR WHATEVR WHAT HUH ?????
there is a right answer and i have no idea what it is im gonna lose my mind please. ok well lets pick an answer
im gonna go 'no' since the restaurant has a strict menu that changes daily right? so maybe they wouldnt do to-go boxes or ordering ahead and stuff (RIGHT???)
oh phew ok i picked the right one
LOL the banter between the protag and the tutorial guy (i dont know his name)
??? what the hell this customer just left right as i got the food bro 😭😭 have some patience damn this aint a fast food place
now i have to throw away this perfectly good meal (sorry cooks)
oh no now the real game is starting uhh aight alright then lets go
ok so that was like only three customers, i did pretty well but the day's not over yet
shdajhsdsakhj i feel like a disaster n it was only three customers LMAO
oh it was only 3 customers for day 1 nice
(i got jumpscared by the sound effect for the day ending LFMAO)
ooh green onion rolls,,, it looks good
damn now i want to eat LOL
BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS?????? damn,,,,
the music for this area is pretty chill tho
THE BATHROOM IS FLOODING??? AGAIN ?!??! BRO ??? THATS DISGUSTING
the window has a horrible view its just another building
oho? she? who???
bro dont leave the dishes for later thats sooo gross
??? HOW DID YOU BURN CEREAL???? WHAT DID YOU EVEN DO ??
i am appalled at the protag's lifestyle i cant even
so he has not finished writing lyrics and love letters for this girl he mentioned earlier
the game is not revealing her name and im wondering why hmm its very sus
sorry im laughing so hard??? its mostly empty except for some cans and the fucking green onion rolls im cackling?? they look so out of place in this fridge LMFAO
bro how are you so bad at cooking that you burnt food in the microwave??? what are you doing???
wait. is his bed the couch???? bro i feel so bad for this guy
he biked through the rain,,,,, and he thought doing it fast would dry him,,, in the rain,,,,, im starting to understand why he somehow managed to burn cereal
he doesnt own an umbrella
aww this is cute thanks boss
he LIVES here??? wow damn his apartment is upstairs thats very cool
LOL protag keep ur mouth shut
day 2 here we go
SHIT HELP I TOOK TOO LONG ONE OF THE CUSTOMERS LEFT NOOO
im restarting jkdsljlds its a good thing i saved
ahh i did way better this time but the day ended right as i was about to take out the trash LOL
oooh those look tasty too
oops ok so like i started day 3 right
well i was like 'i'll take out the trash before serving any customers' so that i can just easily clean up the tables right
uhh but then suddenly this happened ??? so like protag dropped the bag and cut their finger and the boss is having an odd reaction to the sight of blood methinks
HTHE BOSS JUST SLAPPED HIM ??? WTF
bro he just slapped him then was like 'oh dw someone else will clean it up' hello???? you just slapped ???? me ???
ok then moving on to the rest of the day i guess??
kinda weird looking but it still looks appetizing (the magic of art LOL)
oh shit theres a magazine ?? oops im gonna go back and read through previous ones
oh nevermind its just the same one lmao
ohhh so this is where i buy items ok aight
and this catalogue is how our protag knew about the job for a waiter
it also has an interview with our boss (Chef Vincent Charbonneau, i finally know his name) about the low number of employees
i was wondering why we were the only waiter in the restaurant and i guess thats why
ok i bought the rollerskates cuz i need to be faster for the customers
oh and u can interact w the telephone to call 'her' but she doesnt pick up oof
sorry what is happening right now
what is that weird squelching sound?!?!?
BRO?? WTF WAS THAT ??? so like his body felt itchy, pressed Z to scratch and then suddenly lines were all over his body and then knives came out and i am so very confused
i think that was just a dream but what a weird nightmare
i guess onto day 4 then ?? at least i have my sick new rollerskates now
ooh that looks tasty
man i think im too slow cuz the timer always runs out while one more customer is still around lmfao, oh well
oh shit another nightmare
ohh so i can only equip one item at a time hmmm
well since i bought the watch anyways i guess i'll use it
PFFT A CUSTOMER LEFT SORRY LADY,, she was waiting to be seated but i was preoccupied with serving food oopsies
restarting the day then
the nightmare hmm
is the protag's name Rody since thats what it says on the label
DAMNIT I TOOK TOO LONG AGAIN
ok im just gonna use the rollerskates this time
AGGHH I KEEP TAKING TOO LONG ON THIS ONE CUSTOMER
restarting again,,,,
should i just let it go? probably but im not going to
IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND IVE RESTARTED SO MANY TIMES
ok well youve not seen it but i have restarted day 5 soo many times and i am hungry so,,, here's where i'll leave it for today
even though i am struggling and getting frustrated, im really enjoying the game so far! i wish i wasnt so terrible at playing it so i could see more of the story LOL
like what is up with the boss? who is this girl that the protag likes so much? what is up with his weird nightmares??? and will i ever be able to finish day 5 ?????
tune in next time LOL byebyeee
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please do more backyard au hcs this sounds lovely
PEOPLE AND AGES
- Tommy (5) Kindergarten
- Techno (11) 6th grade
- wilbur (18) Senior
- Tubbo (4) Kindergarten
- Schlatt (19) Just Graduated, goes to Community college
- SapNap (7) First grade
- Punz (13) 7th grade
- Dream (12) 8th grade
- Gogy (15) Sophomore
- Ranboo (6) Kindergarten
- Fundy (15) Freshman
- Niki (16) junior
- Puffy (17) Senior
- Purpled (5) Kindergarten
- Big Q (14) 8th grade
- Karl (13) 7th grade
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SPECIES AND RELATIONSHIPS (put into friend groups)
- Tubbo (Ram, Schlatt's son)
- Tommy (Racoon)
- Ranboo (enderman, kind of a street kid)
- Purpled (Purple Sheep, Dream and Puffy's younger brother)
- SapNap (Demon, Bad's son, Punz's baby brother)
- Techno (Piglin)
- Dream (Ram, Puffy's younger brother)
- Punz (demon)
- Gogy (Mooshroom)
- Big Q (Duck)
- Karl (Parrot hybrid)
- Wilbur (Blue Jay)
- Schlatt (Ram)
- Puffy (sheep - Schlatt's cousin)
- Niki (fish? mermaid?)
- Fundy (Fox)
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I think that Philza minecraft just slowly keeps finding kids in his backyard, and he slowly grows very attached to all of them
Just like every afternoon his backyard is FLOODED with kids
And he doesn’t understand why he’s the house everyone goes to, but he’ll feed them
He just slowly finds himself being really endeared by each of them
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And before he knows it, Phil’s warning SapNap and Ranboo away from the water, and balancing Purpled and Tommy on his hips
And he knows all their allergies
And all their favorite foods
And he’s keeping track of the high schoolers grades, bringing Dream, punz, and techno to their games
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CARPOOL
SOCCER MOM
Mr. Philza Minecraft
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Dream: Basketball
Punz: Football
Techno: Baseball
Puffy: Softball
Small children: Baby Soccer
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- Phil keeps track of all of boys' games and practices. Because goddamn it, these kids deserve some sort of parental guidance
- Dream, purpled, and Puffy don’t have present parents
- Puffy had to step up to the plate
- Ranboo’s a street kid
- No one really knows if he has anyone
- Bad just chilling in hell
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Schlatt is really working himself thin, but he tries hard, he really does
And everyone can see how much he loves Tubbo
Sometimes Phil will wake up and see schlatt passed out on their couch. He got off at midnight
But as soon as he gets home from work, Tubbo is immediately in his Dad’s arms
Schlatt animatedly talking to the boy
But you can just see how much love he has for his boy
He’s just a bit too young to bare the burden alone
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And the thing is, is that all of these kids are so like, independent
Like Phil just needs to feed them
And tend to the youngest ones every so often
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I think it’s like musical chairs
To see who’s sleeping at Phil’s house in the morning
Like - who’s on the couch? An air mattress? Guest bed? Sharing a room with one of his kids?
All of the small children like to pile around SapNap, who is also a small child, cause he’s warm
Punz also always has children flocking him
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Punz is also that teen who throws the kids in the pool
he cant go into the water himself, prefering to lay on the grass and in the sun, but he does love just chucking kids in
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Phil drives a beat up mini van. It’s baby blue
It's always filled to the brim with passengers
very dirty
many crumbs
has balls just thrown in it all the time
Footballs, basketballs, baseballs, soccer balls
it fucking smells, we all know it does
Phil owns like 4 of those kid car seats despite only having one kid in that age group
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Also if you couldn't tell
Niki basically lives in the pool
she's a fish hybrid
so its a salt water pool
instead of chlorine because its better for Niki
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Tommy, Tubbo, purpled, Ranboo, and SapNap play baby soccer
its the best part of this au
It’s so adorable, and Tommy picks at flowers the entire time
Sometimes. Ranboo will come and entertain him for a little. Try and get him back in the game. He gives up when Tommy sits down tho
Ranboo will more often then not join Tommy
cause mmmm grass
Tubbo is insanely competitive as a little kid
we been knew though
When he gets older Tommy gets really into it
But as a baby
He just chases bugs
Plus he’s a raccoon hybrid, so shiny
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HE HOARDS SHIT
UNDER HIS BED IS A MESS
he as in fucking baby racoon Tommy
whats the word for baby racoon
small baby kit
Phil 1000% calls him kit
BABY RAMS ARE CALLED BUCKS
FUCKING EVERYONE CALLS TUBBO "BUCK"
THATS SO CUTE IM LOSING MY SHIT
Things go lost? Go check tommys room
Bermuda Triangle of a bedroom
Very much like - Phil has to have a talk with him about it
And he’s like “ I know you feel like you have to take them Kit, but they’re not yours”
“If you want it, just ask me and I’m
sure we can figure something out.”
Tommy also loses interest as soon as he gains it tho
Tommy chitters at them
They nod liek they understand and go
“Uh huh, sounds mighty interesting Kit,”
And then they pick him and let him climb around them
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So much rough housing
like SO much
they're hybrids man
Tommy also teethes ok. Chews on shit when his canines grow in
so does Techno, and SapNap, and Punz (Punz and Techno's canines already grew in though, but they still chew on shit)
The rams
Rub their heads against stuff
Head Itchy
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A lot of Phil’s days off are just spent by the babies, just who are growing in hybrid traits
He scratches Tubbo, sapnaps, and Puroled heads
They’re all growing in horns
Gives Tommy things to chew on
Purpled. Never gets full horns. They are always little stubs just barely sticking out of his hair. His ears looks more human than ram too.
Just for some reason never really grew into his hybrid traits
And purple eyes
He gets so upset about it too, when Tubbos horns outgrow his, because he’s older
He’s a bit different. But it’s like being brunette in a family of blondes. It’s not unheard of
He just is tearing up and Phil is just like “oh Bud, come ‘ere”
They're like 8
And Tommy just gives Purpled the biggest hug, because Tommy is a sweetheart as a kid
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I think that even the older kids wrestle
Like obviously Dream, Techno and the rest of the middle school gang do
Because they’re so fucking competitive
Dream is so quick to just. Grab someone and wrestle them to the floor
No warning
But like, you’ll catch Wilbur and Schlatt jumping at each other
Or Wilbur throwing Fundy over his shoulder
Or anyone just man handling gogy
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Phil gets to a point where he calls them all his kids
And asks where they are when they aren’t At his house
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Puffy bringing them (Dream and Purpled) over after school. They go outside and play. Puffy sighs and collapses at the dining table. Phil silently hands her a coffee. “I’ll keep em busy” he says “you get some homework done”
She looks up, and puts her head in her hand, “Dream has basketball practice in an hour”
Phil just pats her on the back. “I got it.”
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Also let’s talk about how much food Phil needs to buy
Like even if it’s just lunch
That’s like 15 growing boys
He can afford it, He just has to watch out for allergies
He buys so many fucking snacks man
Whole damn store
He goes through like crates of those little chip variety packs
Tubbo only likes the crunchy Cheetos
Tommy likes barbecue
Niki likes salt and vinegar
Punz likes Doritos
He knows which ones they all like
I’m just imagining Phil calling out for the kids
And they’re like lining out of the kitchen
Oldest to youngest so that Phil can help the little ones
They can eat anywhere in the yard, but Ohil has the little ones eat at the picnic table
They’re all dripping wet from coming out of the pool, and he needs to make sure they eat their fruit
and popsicles, they have tons of popsicles.
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Phil totally takes Dad tax
Like a chip from every plate
And a tatertot from each breakfast
very dad of him to do
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Not not Phil kissing each of their foreheads goodbye
And “drive safe”
And “have a good day"
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He’ll still pick up Texhno
And Dream and Punz, right by the armpits
And tucks them into bed
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Tommy when he gets wet
He loves swimming but the poor baby: his fur
It’s hard to get him in the water but once he’s in it’s hard to get him out
Because he feels all heavy and sticky afterwards
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Adventures in the woods
TOMMY IN HID NATURAL HABITAT
Small boy makes hidey hole
You may be asking Does. Does Tommy crunch on the leaves
He does
Like on ever y single one
Carefully
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All of the little kids
And even technos group
Just bonk heads
Because of the goats
They all just do it
Sometimes softly
Sometimes roughly
Techno always does it roughly tho
Rough houser
Dream doesn’t mind
Makes it feel like he has a
herd
Feeds a primal instinct for ram playmates
Feeds a primal instinct for ram playmates - Small boy
And puffy has outgrown it
But a young piglin brute? Perfect playmate.
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AND THATS THE AU
YOU'RE WELCOME
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